For that hard to shop for person

[Shelly]

http://www.whatonearthcatalog.com/graphics/products/regular/AQ4902G.jpg

Or for that person who has everything (http://www.whatonearthcatalog.com/whatonearth/Item_A-Christmas-Story-Leg-Lamps_AP2622G_ps_dpr.html)

[SpursWoman]

Do they have a male version....with hairy legs, ragged-out smelly Nikes and various scars?

I'd be interested in one of those. :)

[Shelly]

Alas, I was unable to find one for you :(

[Hook Dem]

Thats the dad and son from "Christmas Story"...."no bee-bee guns! you'll shoot your eye out." :lol

[Useruser666]

"It's a major award!"