B^&%s and Toobs

[PeterBurns]

Anybody out there going with us on this trip.

We've got about 20 girls from the Palace Men's Club this Sunday on a floating trip down the Comal.

Tix are $25.

Transportation to and from provided
Beverages provided
Tube rental provided
Entry into the Palace provided
Removal of bathing suits possibly provided

Let me know if any of you plan on going.

PB

[tlongII]

I would be soo there if I lived there!

[Ed Helicopter Jones]

I would be soo there if I lived there!


Me too! First I'd check to make sure my shots are all up to date. Then I'd pick out my best bathing suit. I'd follow that with a few trips to the gym to make sure I'm looking my best. Then I'd talk to the Mrs. to see if she has any problems with me going. Then I'd go to the emergency room to treat the curling iron shaped gash on my forehead. Then I'd likely forget that the opportunity to go even existed in the first place.













What was the question?

[ALVAREZ6]

Me too! First I'd check to make sure my shots are all up to date. Then I'd pick out my best bathing suit. I'd follow that with a few trips to the gym to make sure I'm looking my best. Then I'd talk to the Mrs. to see if she has any problems with me going. Then I'd go to the emergency room to treat the curling iron shaped gash on my forehead. Then I'd likely forget that the opportunity to go even existed in the first place.

:wtf





I'd just go

[T Park]

Only if the phrase "and boom goes the dynamite" is uttered if the girls start getting nuts.

Took all I could in the roundtable from dying laughing when you said that Burns :lol

[ChumpDumper]

Transportation to and from provided
Beverages provided
Tube rental provided
Entry into the Palace provided
Removal of bathing suits possibly providedStrippers' feigned interest in you -- extra.

[thispego]

Peter Burns, my services are still available

[tlongII]

Strippers' feigned interest in you -- extra.

$20 per 5 minutes.

[ShoogarBear]

At that rate, it's real interest, believe me.

[tlongII]

Consistent with a lap dance.

[PeterBurns]

I've got the okay from the ball and chain.
Hell she knows I'm smart enough not to F^%& up my meal ticket.

I'll try to get some pictures, but we might have to post them in the troll threads

[scott]

With the level of the river, at least this will be one time you don't have to wonder where the strippers got all those scrapes and bruises from.

[PeterBurns]

Keep in mind. Scott.
They are not strippers.
They are just college students trying to pay for school.

Didn't you know?

[Mr Dio]

Or, as an ex-cowkr of mine used to state....."We're dancers, not strippers"..........

[Mr Dio]

Entry afterwards? Sounds fun, but I'd prob be too wasted & sunburned.
Could a person go home, shower, change & still get in? I called a buddy who LOVES that place & was asked that.

[Ed Helicopter Jones]

:wtf





I'd just go


Humor is wasted on some people.













I'm going home to watch a couple of my favorite Chevy Chase flicks.

[scott]

Keep in mind. Scott.
They are not strippers.
They are just college students trying to pay for school.

Didn't you know?

I've contributed to the higher education of hot chicks with fake tits - a great rack is a terrible thing to waste.

[ShoogarBear]

Humor is wasted on some people.
How many stitches did you get?

[Ed Helicopter Jones]

How many stitches did you get?


:lmao

Now THAT's what I'm talking about!

[CharlieMac]

Summer is way too boring right now. Not only am I on numerous postboards all day, but I actually wondered if I might be able to make this trip for a split second.