Science Diet diet

[CosmicCowboy]

The guy was at Petsmart getting a 50 pound bag of Science Diet dog food and was standing in line to checkout. Just making conversation, the lady in line behind him asked him if he had a dog. He replied:

guy: No, I'm going back on the Science Diet Diet. This stuff has everything you need and is very low in fat. You just carry a baggie of it around with you and every time you get hunger urges you just nibble on a few pieces...it tastes good and is very nutricious. I lost 50# in six weeks last time I was on the diet before I went into the hospital...

lady: Oh my gosh! I'd love to lose 50# in six weeks but did you have to go into the hospital because of the diet?

guy: Naaaa...It was a freak accident...I was laying out in the street licking my balls and got hit by a car...

[midgetonadonkey]

I wish I can lick my own balls.

[ashbeeigh]

http://cover6.cduniverse.com/MuzeAudioArt/210/219787.jpg

[travis2]

So I guess if women tried this diet there wouldn't be any side effects?

:D

[ObiwanGinobili]

So I guess if women tried this diet there wouldn't be any side effects?

:D

No.

Cause you can lick your tits and still keep a clear line of sight to any approaching danger.

[spurs=bling]

http://cover6.cduniverse.com/MuzeAudioArt/210/219787.jpg
:lol

[midgetonadonkey]

No.

Cause you can lick your tits and still keep a clear line of sight to any approaching danger.

You can lick your tits?

[SpursWoman]

You can lick your tits?


Anyone over a size B can lick their own tits. And if they tell you they can't it's because they either haven't tried, or they are full of shit. :lol

[cheguevara]

u mean lick the top of the tits and nipples right? not the bottom part, which is nice

[1Parker1]

Anyone over a size B can like their own tits. And if they tell you they can't it's because they either haven't tried, or they are full of shit. :lol

I can honestly say that the thought never even crossed my mind of trying it. But after you said it, I looked down and thought to myself, "I'd definitly need a longer neck to do so" :oops :lmao

[ObiwanGinobili]

I can honestly say that the thought never even crossed my mind of trying it. But after you said it, I looked down and thought to myself, "I'd definitly need a longer neck to do so" :oops :lmao


no no.
the trick is to put one hand under your boob and lift/push it up toward your face angled to the mouth.
I mena sure you have to bend your neck down - tbu the boobs gotta be willing to meet you half way if it wants to be licked.

[1Parker1]

no no.
the trick is to put one hand under your boob and lift/push it up toward your face angled to the mouth.
I mena sure you have to bend your neck down - tbu the boobs gotta be willing to meet you half way if it wants to be licked.

:lol I didn't realize there was a proper way to do this...:oops

[Phenomanul]

Wow... this thread was not what I expected..... :lol :lol

[spurs=bling]

Wow... this thread was not what I expected..... :lol :lol
neither was the thread that Alvarez6, Jman3000, and I jacked the other day. :lol

[Melmart1]

Don't worry, 1P1, I will show you how it's done next time we meet up :eyebrows

[SpursWoman]

"I'd definitly need a longer neck to do so" :oops :lmao


You can assist with your hands, it's not like bobbing for apples. :lmao :lmao

[boutons_]

some cool avatar/havatit ideas in this thread

[Melmart1]

How many of you ladies have tried it since opening this thread? Fess up!

I don't need to ask how many men fantasized about the girls doing it... we already know the answer to that one. Unless the Lance Bass troll came in, that is.

[SpursWoman]

How many of you ladies have tried it since opening this thread? Fess up!


I was actually looking for a picture I have ... but just remembered it's on my home hard drive. :angel :lmao

[cheguevara]

How many guys in here can lick their own titties?

[CuckingFunt]

How many of you ladies have tried it since opening this thread? Fess up!

I don't need to ask how many men fantasized about the girls doing it... we already know the answer to that one. Unless the Lance Bass troll came in, that is.
Didn't have to try it now.

When one is pushing the limits of a C cup in their freshman year of high school, it's a request that's been heard a LOT by age 28.

[Gatita]

No.

Cause you can lick your tits and still keep a clear line of sight to any approaching danger.

:lmao

Thanks for the mental picture.

[KEDA]

wow

this thread got REAL good, REAL fast!!!

[CosmicCowboy]

Speaking of longer necks, if my neck was about 4" longer I would NEVER get any work done...:lmao

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

wow

this thread got REAL good, REAL fast!!!

You're just happy that you're not the only person on Spurstalk who can lick their own boobies.

[1Parker1]

Don't worry, 1P1, I will show you how it's done next time we meet up :eyebrows

:oops :elephant

[50 cent]

:lmao at this thread.

[1Parker1]

You can assist with your hands, it's not like bobbing for apples. :lmao :lmao

Still doesn't work...ok This thread is kind of depressing me :depressed :lol

[1369]

No.

Cause you can lick your tits and still keep a clear line of sight to any approaching danger.

So, how do you keep the black bar from getting in the way?

[E20]

So do girls lick their titties on a regular basis or what............? lmao

[ObiwanGinobili]

So, how do you keep the black bar from getting in the way?
pssst!........ it's velcroed on. otherwise how would I feed the babies?

[SpursWoman]

So do girls lick their titties on a regular basis or what............? lmao

I'd elaborate, but I wouldn't want you to mess yourself. :spin

[Gatita]

I'd elaborate, but I wouldn't want you to mess yourself. :spin


Translation: "I wouldn't want you to make a mess of yourself."

:lol

[1Parker1]

:lmao I don't think CC imagined the thread to take on this direction when he started it...

[Gatita]

:lmao I don't think CC imagined the thread to take on this direction when he started it...


It was his evil plan all along...we just fell for it.