SpursWoman
10-20-2004, 10:40 PM
.......you're over 30.....
I bought new bedroom furniture and am pretty excited about it...I've had my parent's hand-me-downs for years. It's really solid stuff, but it started to look it's 26 years about 10 years ago....
...so mom wanted to go with me to pick it out and pointed me to a sleigh bed that she really liked....and I had to tell her, of course, the first thing that popped into my head: "It's too hard to tie someone up on, mom"
*SMMMMMMACK*
But then the requisite morally outraged, reddish tinge left her face and her true feelings came out...which was laughter, of course. She tries so hard to act the prude but she can't fool me.....so then she then proceeded to inform me that with some 3ft sturdy bungie cords I could easily tie down my 800lb-no- teeth-having-redneck-Bubba-dream-man.
I just had to share that. :lmao
I bought new bedroom furniture and am pretty excited about it...I've had my parent's hand-me-downs for years. It's really solid stuff, but it started to look it's 26 years about 10 years ago....
...so mom wanted to go with me to pick it out and pointed me to a sleigh bed that she really liked....and I had to tell her, of course, the first thing that popped into my head: "It's too hard to tie someone up on, mom"
*SMMMMMMACK*
But then the requisite morally outraged, reddish tinge left her face and her true feelings came out...which was laughter, of course. She tries so hard to act the prude but she can't fool me.....so then she then proceeded to inform me that with some 3ft sturdy bungie cords I could easily tie down my 800lb-no- teeth-having-redneck-Bubba-dream-man.
I just had to share that. :lmao