NBA to institute new team names

[Spurologist]

How this came about is unclear. What is clear is that David Stern is now someone's bitch. The team names are effective immediately.

Eastern Conference

Milwaukee Sucks
Cleveland Sterniers
New York Fuck-ups
Chicago Government Mules (Input by Jim Ross; yes mule rhymes with bull, sort off)
Ross: “OMG!! What a hellicious shot to face. He’s getting beat down like a government mule”
Charlotte Kitty Cats
Boston Apathetics
Indiana Mediocres
Orlando Tragic
New Jersey Kids
Miami NBA Champions
Altanta Fauxs
Philadelphia Iversoners
Washington Second Round T-shirts
Toronto is in Canadas
Detroit Pistons led by Flip


Western Conference

Dallas Chokers – Dallas Pacifiers
Houston Back Spasms
LA Fakers
Minnesota T-pups
Memphis No Sizzle Fo Shizzle Grizzle
LA "Don't Cut Hair" Clippers
Phoenix Buns (soft, get it)
Golden State Tru Wariers (Input by Ron Artest)
Utah and all that Jazz
Seattle Super-Bitches
San Antonio Ho-Hums
Denver Chicken Nuggets
Portland Jail Appraisers
Sacramento Queens
NO/OK City Paulettes

Notes:

-Scare crows was out for the Clips because it was too Sam Cassell specific
-Reggie Evans future team is uncertain so a team nick name of 'hold ballers' was out
-SpursTalk is not an NBA team but its name is the ST On The Suicide Watches

[Solid D]

Spurologist, why did you even bother to post that? I'm not sure on what level that would ever be funny, or clever, or even worth posting.

[CubanMustGo]

How this came about is unclear.

Why this waste of electrons was posted is even more unclear.

[Spurologist]

Spurologist, why did you even bother to post that? I'm not sure on what level that would ever be funny, or clever, or even worth posting.

Maybe it's just me then. I found it funny making the list.

100% of my posts are trying to reach that level

[Solid D]

'Musta been the shrooms.
jk :lol

[Spurologist]

'Musta been the shrooms.
jk :lol

:lol

Ron Artest Forum

[ChumpDumper]

They're at least as good as

http://www.nba.com/media/dleague/dfenders_logo.jpg

[AlamoSpursFan]

If I had a dollar for every time I got drunk and posted something I regretted in the morning, I'd have at least enough money to cover my poker losses at ST GTG's...

:lmao

[ShoogarBear]

LMAO @ Solid D coming as close as he ever will to saying "WTF"?

[MI21]

Yeah, that's what I thought Shoog.

Bad day, Solid? :lol

[LEONARD]

It wasn't funny the first time...

http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=47314


Most National TV Appearances Total (No NBATV)

1. Cleveland Sterniers 24
1. Miami Heat 24
1. Phoenix Buns (soft, get it) 24
1. L.A Fakers 24
5. Dallas Chokers 23
6. Detroit Pistons led by Flip 21
6. CHI Bulls 21
8. San Antonio Spurs 17
9. Sacramento Queens 16
10. Denver Chicken Nuggets 14
11. Houston Back Spasms 12
12. L.A Clips 11
12. New Jersey Kids 11
14. Washington Wizz 10
15. Indiana Mediocres 8
15. Philadelphia Iversoners 8
17. Seattle Super-bitches 5
17. NO/OK City Hornets 5
19. Orlando Tragics 4
20. Golden State Tru Wariers (input provided by Artest) 3
21. Boston Has-Beens 2
21. Utah And all that Jazz 2
21. Minnesota T-Wolves 2
24. Milwaukee Sucks 1
24. Memphis No Sizzle Fo Shizzle Grizzle 1
24. Charlotte Kitty-cats 1

[Mixability]

:shootme

[johngateswhiteley]

Spurologist, why did you even bother to post that? I'm not sure on what level that would ever be funny, or clever, or even worth posting.

...no need to jump on the guy for this. so what...

[SpursWoman]

LMAO @ Solid D coming as close as he ever will to saying "WTF"?


True. :lol

[Solid D]

...no need to jump on the guy for this. so what...

This Forum is self-correcting and we hold our people, particularly our regular contributors, to a higher standard of non-sense.

[Jheum Jhang]

lol, if Mavfan posted this, he gets jumped like olson twins walking through mexico :lol

[MrChug]

Actually, the first 3 were almost funny enough to where I thought that I'd read the rest...downhill was not the word. :depressed

[johngateswhiteley]

This Forum is self-correcting and we hold our people, particularly our regular contributors, to a higher standard of non-sense.

i see. and while i don't necessarily disagree with that, no need to rain on somebody's parade.

[MrChug]

i see. and while i don't necessarily disagree with that, no need to rain on somebody's parade.

JGW...let me explain something to ya--it's the offseason. We're bored. When we have nothing significant to talk about, we scrutinize what's here to read. It's our right. If we want to ignore it, we ignore it...but if we want to trash it, that's fun too. :P

[Extra Stout]

Second grade called. It wants its nerd back.

[whottt]

i see. and while i don't necessarily disagree with that, no need to rain on somebody's parade.


Uh...if someone's post sucks they will be notified of it by the board faithful and no one is exempt from this custom....

Andf BTW, your post sucked.


Mebbe you should go try to make friends with a Grizzly Bear or something.


And sorry Spurologist...but, not funny.

[J.T.]

I got a chuckle from the Memphis one. :lol

[Spurologist]

...no need to jump on the guy for this. so what...

You can't take anything personal at ST. I love posting what is on my mind. Je m'en fous (don't give a shit) about everything else.

I wasn't offended if that's what you think. SolidD getting annoyed gave me a smile actually. I'm here to enjoy ST any way I can.

PS The offseason goes by a lot faster with threads like this.



Second grade called. It wants its nerd back.

That's great. You come up with that all by yourself. You mother should be very proud of you.

[dbestpro]

Here's a crack at adding some corn.

Milwaukee Saw Bucks
Cleveland Baby Calves
New York Snickerbockers
Chicago Bullony
Charlotte Bob and weave
Boston Sell Ticks
Indiana Pace Picante
Orlando Made Sick
New Jersey Gnats
Miami In Heat
Altanta Hocks
Philadelphia 69ers
Washington Whizzers
Toronto Rap turds
Detroit Piss Ons


Western Conference

Dallas herMavrodites
Houston Rickets
LA Slackers
Minnesota Timid wuss
Memphis Gristle
LA Slippers
Phoenix Burns
Golden State Whorers
Utah Whaas
Seattle Tonics
San Antonio Supermen
Denver Nuggies
Portland Tail Raisers
Sacramento Dings
NO/OK City Horn Nuts

[Spurologist]

^^ Dallas should get that name in print immediately. Mark Cuban has always been wanting a name that describes his team perfectly. I think you got the perfect name

[ShoogarBear]

dbestpro cracked corn

[SpursWoman]

I got a chuckle from the Memphis one. :lol


Me, too. :oops :lol

[Spurminator]

http://www.demorgen.be/telex/img/berichten/1141069472child_computer.jpg

Eastern Conference

Milwaukee Stupidheads
Cleveland Dumb Dumbs
New York Dicker Suckers
Chicago Boobs
Charlotte Fart Faces
Boston Crack Lickers
Indiana Buttfacers
Orlando Minnie Mouses
New Jersey Poo
Miami Feet Sniffers
Altanta Cocks
Philadelphia Gaywads
Washington Retardos
Toronto Crapheadfacebutts
Detroit Piss Drinkers


Western Conference

Dallas Fag-o-rettes
Houston Grandmas
LA Flakeys
Minnesota Bimbo-Wolves
Memphis Doofuseses
LA Clippers
Phoenix Fairy Girls
Golden State Homos
Utah Jizz Lickers
Seattle Toilets
San Antonio SPURS RULE!! WOOHOOO!!!!!11!
Denver Homos
Portland Homos
Sacramento Homos
NO/OK City OMG WTF I'M IN 2 CITIESes

[ALVAREZ6]

http://www.demorgen.be/telex/img/berichten/1141069472child_computer.jpg

Eastern Conference

Milwaukee Stupidheads
Cleveland Dumb Dumbs
New York Dicker Suckers
Chicago Boobs
Charlotte Fart Faces
Boston Crack Lickers
Indiana Buttfacers
Orlando Minnie Mouses
New Jersey Poo
Miami Feet Sniffers
Altanta Cocks
Philadelphia Gaywads
Washington Retardos
Toronto Crapheadfacebutts
Detroit Piss Drinkers


Western Conference

Dallas Fag-o-rettes
Houston Grandmas
LA Flakeys
Minnesota Bimbo-Wolves
Memphis Doofuseses
LA Clippers
Phoenix Fairy Girls
Golden State Homos
Utah Jizz Lickers
Seattle Toilets
San Antonio SPURS RULE!! WOOHOOO!!!!!11!
Denver Homos
Portland Homos
Sacramento Homos
NO/OK City OMG WTF I'M IN 2 CITIESes
:lol

[ShoogarBear]

:lmao :lmao :lmao

[ShoogarBear]

Although I can't belive you didn't use Doo-Doo Heads.

"Doo-Doo Head" is the greatest insult of all time.

[NorCal5lO]

http://www.demorgen.be/telex/img/berichten/1141069472child_computer.jpg

:lmao x50

[ALVAREZ6]

:lmao x50
That's probably what the real NorCal looks like :lol

[NorCal5lO]

That's probably what the real NorCal looks like :lol

yo big A to the V izzle, lol, my pic is in the sig. this is the real NorCal i gave away my account to some kid. yadigamajig? (heeheeheee) :elephant

[SpursWoman]

ROFLMFAO @ Spurminator


:lmao :lmao :lmao

[Spurologist]

http://www.demorgen.be/telex/img/berichten/1141069472child_computer.jpg

Eastern Conference

Milwaukee Stupidheads
Cleveland Dumb Dumbs
New York Dicker Suckers
Chicago Boobs
Charlotte Fart Faces
Boston Crack Lickers
Indiana Buttfacers
Orlando Minnie Mouses
New Jersey Poo
Miami Feet Sniffers
Altanta Cocks
Philadelphia Gaywads
Washington Retardos
Toronto Crapheadfacebutts
Detroit Piss Drinkers


Western Conference

Dallas Fag-o-rettes
Houston Grandmas
LA Flakeys
Minnesota Bimbo-Wolves
Memphis Doofuseses
LA Clippers
Phoenix Fairy Girls
Golden State Homos
Utah Jizz Lickers
Seattle Toilets
San Antonio SPURS RULE!! WOOHOOO!!!!!11!
Denver Homos
Portland Homos
Sacramento Homos
NO/OK City OMG WTF I'M IN 2 CITIESes

http://www.drpsychotic.com/jokes/nerd.gif

[Solid D]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/cult/malcolm/gallery/images/340/malcolm4.jpg

Spurmie!!! Are you talking on that Spurstalk again???

[FromWayDowntown]

:lmao

It was a bad idea to take a swig of that beer before reading spurm's post.

[lilmads]

:lol

[Parker 09]

:lol :lol :lol at herMavrodites
funny shit

[remingtonbo2001]

This post is almost as pathetic as the entire Blink 182 Live CD.

Did I mention that was my favorite CD of all-time.

Funny, funny stuff.

[Brick|ayer]

Sacramento Homos

That's taking it too far. I don't appreciate that at all.

Not even close to being funny, but I'll let it pass with a warning for this time.

Next time, you better expect a huge infraction.

[ShoogarBear]

LA Clippers

:lmao

[Spurologist]

http://www.thethirteenthstep.com/stfu/caution.jpg

[PaceMonster]

lol the best 1 has 2 be

Washington Second Round T-Shirts

[Guru of Nothing]

http://www.demorgen.be/telex/img/berichten/1141069472child_computer.jpg

Eastern Conference

Milwaukee Stupidheads
Cleveland Dumb Dumbs
New York Dicker Suckers
Chicago Boobs
Charlotte Fart Faces
Boston Crack Lickers
Indiana Buttfacers
Orlando Minnie Mouses
New Jersey Poo
Miami Feet Sniffers
Altanta Cocks
Philadelphia Gaywads
Washington Retardos
Toronto Crapheadfacebutts
Detroit Piss Drinkers


Western Conference

Dallas Fag-o-rettes
Houston Grandmas
LA Flakeys
Minnesota Bimbo-Wolves
Memphis Doofuseses
LA Clippers
Phoenix Fairy Girls
Golden State Homos
Utah Jizz Lickers
Seattle Toilets
San Antonio SPURS RULE!! WOOHOOO!!!!!11!
Denver Homos
Portland Homos
Sacramento Homos
NO/OK City OMG WTF I'M IN 2 CITIESes

Wow! :lmao