Funny Names

[2Blonde]

I was just reading the obituaries from my hometown online and ran across this name... Maybelle Cornstubble. She was 89, and married Dewey Cornstubble in 1933. How would you like to be saddled with that name for 73 years? Poor thing' went from being born with the normal last name of Taylor to Cornstubble!! :lol

[CosmicCowboy]

:lmao

sounds like a hobbit name!

[angel_luv]

I have always felt I need to marry a guy with a good last name.

I remember in junior high I knew a kid with the last name Putts. I knew he was out.
Can you imagine... Veronica Putts. My name would have been like a mini sentence. :oops

:lol

[1Parker1]

My name would have been like a mini sentence.

:lol

[Jekka]

My friend went to a wedding once where one of the bridesmaid's names was Deadroache (pronouced dee-ahd-roe-shay). I thought that was pretty cruel.

[1Parker1]

I thought it would have been pronounced "Dead-Roach" :lol

[Jekka]

Can you imagine the hell she goes through when anyone tries to read her name out loud? School must have sucked, cos kids are mean.

[FromWayDowntown]

I played for a football coach who's name was Richard Small. A terrible, terrible name for a bad and somewhat abusive coach to have when he's dealing with a group of 14 and 15-year-old boys. Really, really terrible.

[sa_butta]

I knew a guy in grade school with a last name Pennypecker.

[CubanMustGo]

Watch Headlines on Leno (monday nights). He often has wedding announcement of couples with ... unfortunate name combinations. "Here's the Ball-Buster wedding."

[Sportcamper]

Susie Drinkwater...1st Love....

http://www.teresasstuff.com/Stationery/Young%20Love/bagelsandroses_tn.jpg

[Melmart1]

Harold Bahls... people called him Harry. Tiajuana Hooker was the name of an airline passenger when I was in the airlines ticketing industry. Tiajuana was where she was conceived, so that's what her parents named her. Way to tell your kid that you got drunk and forgot to use a condom in Mexico one night...

[DirkAB]

My mom swears that she had a kid in her class by the name of Harry Harddinger. And there was a kid in my brothers class named Rusty Kunts.

[ShoogarBear]

Igna Ramos. No, I did not make that up.

[Dutch13]

Honest to God I know a man by the name of Ben Horny.

[NorCal510]

nothing beats essayspur

[ObiwanGinobili]

Actual people I or Emo have met:

Chevy Ferrar
Ima June Bugg
Richard Hydegurkin
Jerry Brown Springer (my middel school principal)

[FromWayDowntown]

nothing beats essayspur

I'd think that pussyface might have something to say about that.

[AlamoSpursFan]

Kevin Pittsnogle.

:lol

There was a shop teacher at Ed White back in the early 80's named Harry Dick.

[DaSpurs#1]

There was a shop teacher at Ed White back in the early 80's named Harry Dick.now thats just mean of his parents... funny but mean :lol :lol :lol

[Marklar MM]

Lets see. There is Dick Hertz, Woody Pecker. Saw those on tv a few years ago. Austin Powers names are pretty good though.

Ivanna Humpalot, Dixie Normous.

Crazy names in the world.

[The sone]

i knew a guy named "Fir Berger" once...that was funy...
uhh..ok so i lied. so what. just think if it were true! :)

[PakiDan]

I have always felt I need to marry a guy with a good last name.

I remember in junior high I knew a kid with the last name Putts. I knew he was out.
Can you imagine... Veronica Putts. My name would have been like a mini sentence. :oops

:lol

How about the last name Mochen. That's a good strong German last name. Wanna get married?

[ORION]

Honest to God I know a man by the name of Ben Horny.
I knew the guy.he used to go into the pharmacy I worked at and pick up his meds

[exstatic]

A very nice woman with mean parents: Llewanna Faulk. Don't people say these names out loud before saddling their kids with them?

[ShoogarBear]

Then there are the women who see a name written somewhere and don't know what it means but thinks it would be a pretty name for a child:

Gonorrhea Jones.

(Yes, someone tried to give a baby that name but was fortunately talked out of it.)