So I bought a tarantula

[Leetonidas]

I've never owned one before. It's not really that interesting, but it's cool to look at. It's a Rose-Haired Tarantula. His name is Bill. :lol

[ORION]

tarantulas taste kind of like sea turtle

[NorCal510]

dumb essay

[Leetonidas]

dumb essay

Go suck some chode you piece of lobster dick.

[ORION]

Go suck some chode you piece of lobster dick.
:lol
Lobster Dick ! :lol

[midgetonadonkey]

Rock Lobster!

[ORION]

suck my lobster timber !

[Leetonidas]

Maybe I should've bought a pet lobster?

[ORION]

Maybe I should've bought a pet lobster?
no because their butt holes are too small

[Leetonidas]

no because their butt holes are too small

Maybe NorCal should get a pet lobster then.

[ORION]

Maybe NorCal should get a pet lobster then.
:lol you must not like the guy

[ALVAREZ6]

:lol you must not like the guy
You must not know him too well, otherwise you would agree.

[midgetonadonkey]

NorCal's doucheness has reached levels that only Horry For 3 has seen.

[Leetonidas]

:lol you must not like the guy

Does anyone?

[ORION]

You must not know him too well, otherwise you would agree.
no not really. I've been slacking around here lately

[ORION]

NorCal's doucheness has reached levels that only Horry For 3 has seen.
coming from you that says a lot. what happened to HF3 ?

[NorCal510]

ya be hatin'

da only reason alvarez dont like me cuz he look like wally but dats ok

[ORION]

ya be hatin'

da only reason alvarez dont like me cuz he look like wally but dats ok
Lots of chicks like Wally though. didn't he date a model ?

[NorCal510]

Lots of chicks like Wally though. didn't he date a model ?
hes in da fuckin nba he rich bitch

[RonRon93]

Since when was looking like Wally Sczerbiak a bad thing? I would like to look like him. Every chick I know says Wally is the most attractive player in the NBA. He prolly gets mad pussy too.

[ALVAREZ6]

http://www.cloudforestalive.org/images/wallpaper/tarantula2_1024.jpg

[Zombie]

what a waste of $$, you could have caught one and saved! :rolleyes

[ALVAREZ6]

what a waste of $$, you could have caught one and saved! :rolleyes
My cousin did that.



He always has a different, weird ass pet. He's caught snakes and shit for pets too.

[CharlieMac]

My brother has an emperor scorpion. Those things are huge.

[Bob Schneider]

There she goes
There in the moonlight
Under the stars
Tarantula

[NorCal510]

alvarez is a g

my bad u beezies

[Leetonidas]

My brother has an emperor scorpion. Those things are huge.

That's actually what I wanted to buy because my friend Andrew bought one two days ago but they were out. :depressed

[spurs=bling]

J if you wanted one you could have told me and i would have given the spider to you yesterday.

[phyzik]

bah, tarantulas are wussy's....

you should have got one of these

http://noleftturns.ashbrook.org/images/camel_spider.jpg


and then when someone pisses you off, have it attack them and they will look like this

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y226/PebblePie/Blog%20Photos/CamelSpiderBite4.jpg

[spurs=bling]

eww

[Leetonidas]

J if you wanted one you could have told me and i would have given the spider to you yesterday.

Damn you should've told me! You could've mailed it to me! :lol

phyzik, I've seen those before. They're Desert Spiders or something right? Those are big mother fuckers.

[NorCal510]

and then when someone pisses you off, have it attack them and they will look like this

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y226/PebblePie/Blog%20Photos/CamelSpiderBite4.jpg
bluh dat hella photoshopped ninja

[phyzik]

Damn you should've told me! You could've mailed it to me! :lol

phyzik, I've seen those before. They're Desert Spiders or something right? Those are big mother fuckers.

ya, they are called camel spiders, troopers in Iraq grab them and setup cockfights with them lol. They are more related to the scorpion then a spider though.

[phyzik]

bluh dat hella photoshopped ninja

ok Norcal, here you go...

in that picture it only got so bad because the idiot never treated it and it got infected.

http://www.buckstix.com/camelspider.htm

[spurs=bling]

Damn you should've told me! You could've mailed it to me! :lol



i could have given it to you yesterday, i pulled a shift in SA :lol

[Leetonidas]

i could have given it to you yesterday, i pulled a shift in SA :lol

Curse you! :flipoff :lol

[spurs=bling]

Curse you! :flipoff :lol
:depressed

[Leetonidas]

:depressed

:spin

[NorCal510]

u guys need to hook up namean

[Leetonidas]

u guys need to hook up namean

I already have a girlfriend. And don't so you know what I mean cuz that yak isn't the same thing.

[boutons_]

http://www.snopes.com/photos/bugs/camelspider.asp

[Duncan21]

nice! any pics of him? what do you feed him, is it cockroaches or someother types of bugs i don't know much about them but i have seen some being feed mice

[ALVAREZ6]

Those camel spiders are fucking ugly.


I'd hate to be in Iraq, I wouldn't be able to sleep at night, knowing that those fuckers are crawling around.

[Leetonidas]

nice! any pics of him? what do you feed him, is it cockroaches or someother types of bugs i don't know much about them but i have seen some being feed mice

I plan on taking a couple. He doesn't move around much during the day so far. He's supposed to eat 1-2 times a week, mostly crickets and other live insects. The dude at the pet store gave me 3 crickets but one died on it's own and he hasn't eaten the others.

[spurs=bling]

you should post pics when you can.

[dirk4mvp]

I only have a cat. No exotic animals. :depressed

[Leetonidas]

I only have a cat. No exotic animals. :depressed

I have a cat, 2 dogs, and now my tarantula.

[dirk4mvp]

I have a cat, 2 dogs, and now my tarantula.

Well, we got 2 parakeets, but all they do is sit there all day.

[Leetonidas]

Well, we got 2 parakeets, but all they do is sit there all day.

Kinda what Bil does

[dirk4mvp]

I know someone with 2 hermit crabs. Now that's a damn boring pet.

[spurs=bling]

I have a cat, 2 dogs, and now my tarantula.
i have one dog and 3 parakeets.

i want to get another dog, just don't know what kind of dog to buy.

[Cesar Millan]

i want to get another dog, just don't know what kind of dog to buy.

as an experienced dog trainer, I recommend a rottweiler. they are a great breed.

[spurs=bling]

:rollin @ Cesar Millan

[Silver21_Black20]

:rollin @ Cesar Millan

:lol
I've been addicted to The Dog Whisperer lately.

[CosmicCowboy]

You actually BOUGHT a tarantula? Whats the going price? I've got dozens of the black ones in my yard...I don't kill them because they eat all sorts of garden pests and it freaks visitors out...we see them all the time...

[Marklar MM]

LOL. I have always wanted a scorpion...mother was a bit turned off by the idea though. :). I have had iguanas, zebra finches(bred by the way). Got a marine reef tank and 2 dogs as of right now.

[spurs=bling]

:lol
I've been addicted to The Dog Whisperer lately.
i might need him to come help me with my dog.

[Kori Ellis]

i might need him to come help me with my dog.

Me too.

Deuce and Yogi dug out of the backyard and Deuce ended up in the neighbor's yard.

So this weekend when I left the house, we had to put them in the garage :(

[SpursWoman]

We already have the tank and the heat lamp, etc., now we just need to get one of these to put in it...


http://www.menagerie.on.ca/05-00/news_snake.gif

[LaMarcus Bryant]

NorCal's doucheness has reached levels that only Horry For 3 has seen.

[LaMarcus Bryant]

Camel spiders? We call them wind scorpions here in texas you yankees, and also they don't cause necrosis in wounds like that picture of a thumb; that was a brown recluse bite.

[spurs=bling]

Me too.

Deuce and Yogi dug out of the backyard and Deuce ended up in the neighbor's yard.

So this weekend when I left the house, we had to put them in the garage :(
my dog rips any paper in sight, then he got into my closet and chewed on all of my shoes. but he lets us know when he has to go outside.