Useruser666
10-22-2004, 09:14 AM
I keep reading the headlines on a daily basis and being the average pervert that I am can only make one conclusion.
Fallujah = vagina in Arabic or whatever derivative Iraqi langauge.
Examples to support my hypothesis are as follows:
"Marines pound Fallujah."
"US troops enter Fallujah."
"Fallujah is key to war."
"More strikes in Fallujah."
"Fallujah takes another casualty."
"US continues Fallujah occupation."
"Bush not ready to leave Fallujah."
"U.S. Marines clashed with insurgents on the outskirts
of the rebel stronghold of Fallujah"
"The latest U.S. attacks came after Fallujah leaders..."
"Fallujah leaders want any Iraqi military units which deploy into the city to consist exclusively of Fallujah natives."
"Fallujah strikes rise again, but no push into city yet."
"U.S., Iraqi forces gear up to retake Fallujah."
"An imminent offensive to break the resistance in Fallujah."
"Fallujah is a cancer, a refuge for foreign terrorists who are using it as a sanctuary"
"Fallujah became a symbol for the terrorists,"
"Negotiations with representatives from Fallujah to end the standoff have broken off."
"Fallujah will require more than confidence."
"U.S. officials are not sure Zarqawi is in Fallujah,"
"U.S. forces have had problems in Fallujah."
"Fallujah's resistance is being celebrated."
"intelligence agencies were filled with people from Fallujah"
"...Iraqi troops will not inflame Fallujah's population the way U.S. troops would."
And finally the absolute PROOF that Fallujah means vagina:
"When Fallujah called on us, we rose up and met the challenge.""
Fallujah = vagina in Arabic or whatever derivative Iraqi langauge.
Examples to support my hypothesis are as follows:
"Marines pound Fallujah."
"US troops enter Fallujah."
"Fallujah is key to war."
"More strikes in Fallujah."
"Fallujah takes another casualty."
"US continues Fallujah occupation."
"Bush not ready to leave Fallujah."
"U.S. Marines clashed with insurgents on the outskirts
of the rebel stronghold of Fallujah"
"The latest U.S. attacks came after Fallujah leaders..."
"Fallujah leaders want any Iraqi military units which deploy into the city to consist exclusively of Fallujah natives."
"Fallujah strikes rise again, but no push into city yet."
"U.S., Iraqi forces gear up to retake Fallujah."
"An imminent offensive to break the resistance in Fallujah."
"Fallujah is a cancer, a refuge for foreign terrorists who are using it as a sanctuary"
"Fallujah became a symbol for the terrorists,"
"Negotiations with representatives from Fallujah to end the standoff have broken off."
"Fallujah will require more than confidence."
"U.S. officials are not sure Zarqawi is in Fallujah,"
"U.S. forces have had problems in Fallujah."
"Fallujah's resistance is being celebrated."
"intelligence agencies were filled with people from Fallujah"
"...Iraqi troops will not inflame Fallujah's population the way U.S. troops would."
And finally the absolute PROOF that Fallujah means vagina:
"When Fallujah called on us, we rose up and met the challenge.""