Your Momma Jokes

[Taco]

-Your mom is so fat, she uses hula hoops to hold up her socks.
-Your mom is so fat, every time she walks her butt claps.
-Your mom is so fat, she bungee jumps and goes straight to hell.

-Your mom is so fat, .......

[1Parker1]

--Yo mama's so dumb, she thought a quarterback was a refund.

--Yo momma is so fat she put on a pair of Guess Jeans and the answer popped out.

[NorCal510]

yo mamas so fat shes fat nigga!!

[PakiDan]

Your momma's so fat, that.... oh wait that's Big Zak. :)

[Pistons < Spurs]

Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!! "

Yo momma so fat she uses a mattress for a tampon.

Yo momma so fat the National Weather Agency has to assign names to her farts!

Yo momma so fat I had to take a train and two buses just to get on the bitch's good side!

[Pistons < Spurs]

Yo momma so stupid that under, "Education," on her job application, she put, "Hooked on Phonics."

Yo momma so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.

Yo momma so ugly that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye.

Yo momma like a hockey team...changes her pads every three periods!

Yo momma like a bowling ball: She's picked up, fingered, and thrown in the gutter.

[E20]

Your momma is so fat she sat next to everybody in class.

[Zombie]

Your Momma is so fat, her blood type is RAGU!

[J.T.]

Yo momma so stupid she thought 7 8 9.

[THE SIXTH MAN]

Your momma is so stupid they said it was chilly out side she ran out with a bowl.

[Slydragon]

Your momma so fat, all the roaches at your home starve because of her

Your momma so fat I shot her with a shotgun and she said, who's playing with the bb gun

Your momma so FAT the tsunami in Srilanka was her fault because she just had too see the beach in Cali.

Your momma ass so big she uses the tub as her toilet

[mookie2001]

this is stupid, let me get it over with and bust out the showstoppers, your mommas head so big she got a glass eye with a fish in it

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

Your momma's so fat she's on BOTH sides of the family.

[LakerHater0823]

Yo momma is like a shotgun.....one cock and she blows.

yo momma is like a doorknob....everyone gets a turn.

yo momma is like a brick...... always gettin laid.

yo momma is so fat....when she wore a malcolm x jacket a helicopter tried to land on her.

yo momma is so fat..... when she walks you can't see her legs it looks like shes just gliding across the floor.

yo momma got a peg leg with a kickstand.

[ashbeeigh]

You're mom's so fat ...she's not a diet she's on a try it. (say it out loud, it sounds best). That's all I got.

[Lebowski Brickowski]

Yo momma's so fat, I had to roll over twice to get off her.

[Darrin]

This are old (it's been at least 10 years since my last 'yo mamma' joke) and sort of topical - hopefully it is still funny.

- Your Momma's so ugly when she went to Taco Bell and everyone started running for the border.

[Mrs.Tlong]

Yo momma's coat is so snarled and gnarly that Tlong's not sure if he was fucking the right end.

[Darrin]

um...yeah.

[Mixability]

Yo Momma so fat, even T Pork has to say, "Daaaaaaaaaaaaamn."

[SpursWoman]

Yo mama's so fat, I had to take a train and two busses just to get on her good side.

Yo mama's so fat, when she hauls ass, she has to make two trips.

Yo mama's so fat, she's 36-24-36... but that's her forearm, neck, and thigh!

Yo mama's so fat, she can lay down and stand up and her height doesn't change.

Yo mama's so fat, when she dances, she makes the band skip.

Yo mama's so fat, the horse on her Polo shirt is real.

Yo mama's so fat, when she opens the refrigerator, it says "I give up!"

Yo mama's so fat, when she runs she makes the CD player skip... at the radio station.

Yo mama's so fat, when she ran away, they had to use all four sides of the milk carton.

Yo mama's so fat, instead of Levis 501 jeans, she wears Levi's 1002's.

Yo mama's so fat, when she gets in an elevator, it HAS to go down.

Yo mama's so fat, she don't wear a G-String, she wears an A, B, C, D, E, F, G-String.

Yo mama's so fat, she went to sit down and the chair begged for mercy.

Yo mama's so fat, when she was diagnosed with the flesh eating disease, the doctor gave her 5 years to live.

Yo mama's so fat, she doesn't have a doctor, she has a grounds keeper.

Yo mama's so fat, she doesn't have love handles, she has a roll bar.

Yo mama's so fat, she's got smaller fat women orbiting around her.

Yo mama's so fat, her picture takes two frames.

Yo mama's so fat, she could sell shade.

Yo mama's so fat, her cereal bowl came with a lifeguard.

Yo mama's so fat, her ass has it's own congressman.

Yo mama's so fat and old that when God said "Let there be Light", he told her to move her fat ass out of the way.

Yo mama's so fat, when your father mounts her, his ears pop.

Yo mama's so fat, every time she wears high heels, she strikes oil.

Yo mama's so fat, she has to keep pesos in one pocket and yen in the other.

Yo mama's so fat, when she bends over we go into daylight savings time.

Yo mama's so fat, when I climbed up on top of her, I burned my ass on the lightbulb.

Yo mama's so fat, her belt size is the equator.

Yo mama's so fat, she has to wear a three piece bathing suit.

Yo mama's so fat, her nickname is "Damn."

Yo mama's so fat, the back of her neck looks like a pack of hot-dogs.

Yo mama's so fat, I tried to fuck her doggy style but I was just ridin' piggy back.

Yo mama's so fat, the last time she saw 90210 she was on a scale.

Yo mama' so fat, she's moving the Earth out of its orbit.

Yo mama's so fat, she has to iron her pants on the driveway.

Yo mama's so fat, her tailor takes her measurements in light years.

Yo mama's so fat, she fell in love and broke it.


Yo mama's so fat, she masturbates reading cookbooks.

Yo mama's so fat, the shadow of her ass weighs 50 pounds.

Yo mama's so fat, even her shadow has stretch marks.

Yo mama's so fat, she fell in the Grand Canyon and got stuck.

Yo mama's so fat, when she went to a dating service, they matched her up with Detroit.

Yo mama's so fat, after she got off the carousel, the horse limped for a week.

Yo mama's so fat, she can't just work one corner, she has to work all four.

Yo mama's so fat, she uses a mattress for a maxi-pad.

Yo mama's so fat, her belly button doesn't have lint, it has sweaters.

Yo mama's so fat, she's on both sides of the family.

Yo mama's so fat, she sat on an Oreo and unlocked the magic.

Yo mama's so fat, last time she went to Sea World Shamu got a hard on.

Yo mama's so fat, when I have sex with her I have to slap her ass and ride the wave in.

Yo mama's so fat, she bungee jumped and went straight to hell.

Yo mama's so fat, when her beeper went off, people thought she was backing up.

Yo mama's so fat, they had to install speed bumps at the all-u-can-eat buffet.

Yo mama's so fat, when she sat on a rainbow, Skittle's fell out.

Yo mama's so fat, when I tried to fuck her I didn't know if I was hitting the hole or a roll.

Yo mama's so fat, she can't stay on a basketball court for three seconds without getting called for a key violation.


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[Marklar MM]

Your momma so cross-eyed, she cries tears at the back of her head.

Ya Yo Momma...what now Wilmer.

[Jimcs50]

You are so dumb, you tell "your momma" jokes to your brother.

[davi78239]

Yo mama's so fat, well.......the bitch is just FAT!

[cheguevara]

Nerd momma joke:

your momma is so fat, that when your computer calculates her fatness, it crashes due to a memory overflow...

[MajorMike]

Your momma is SO ugly she looks almost like NorCal's mamma.

[THE SIXTH MAN]

Does your mom live on a farm? Because she sure knows how to raise COCK!

[ShoogarBear]

Your momma's so old, she's heard all these jokes before.

[1Parker1]

Your momma's so old, she's heard all these jokes before.

:lmao In this case, Mama=Shoogarbear.

[ObiwanGinobili]

Hahaah ha! I think you mean Grandmama = Shoogarbear

[1369]

Hahaah ha! I think you mean Grandmama = Shoogarbear

Shoog????

http://images.usatoday.com/sports/nba/_photos/2001-10-10-grandmama-inside.jpg

[1Parker1]

Shoog????

http://images.usatoday.com/sports/nba/_photos/2001-10-10-grandmama-inside.jpg

:lmao That is how I always pictured Shoog!

[Duncan Fan]

Your mom is so dumb, it takes her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes.

[davi78239]

Yo mama's so round when she falls on the ground the bitch rocks herself to sleep trying to get up

[LuvBones]

Your momma is so poor, she put a big mac on layaway.

Your momma is so old, she has an autographed bible.

[midgetonadonkey]

Your momma is so dumb she got a C in advanced chemistry.

[samikeyp]

Yo momma's so fat, she cut her leg and gravy came out.
Yo momma's so old, she gives powdered breast milk.

[Solid D]

Remember in the 90s when people used to say "Your mom" to everything? At first, I would just look over my shoulder and say "where?" Then as people kept saying it over and over again, it got terribly old just like your mom.

[1Parker1]

Remember in the 90s when people used to say "Your mom" to everything? At first, I would just look over my shoulder and say "where?" Then as people kept saying it over and over again, it got terribly old just like your mom.

:lmao :lmao :lmao

[midgetonadonkey]

Your mom is so fat she uses two Greyhound buses as rollerblades.

[DannyT]

ok ok ok ....now lets off mommas cause i just got off yours........


your mommas so dumb she tripped over a cordless phone...

your mommas so dumb she stopped at a stop sign and waited for it to turn green

your mommas so ugly she went to nightmare on grayson and came out with a job

[ShoogarBear]

:lmao That is how I always pictured Shoog! If you want to know how I always picture you, I can PM you. :devil

[ducks]

how come there is no your daddy jokes just female jokes

[LakerHater0823]

Yo momma so broke I saw her kicking a can down the street and I said "whatcha doin?" she said "Movin"

Yo momma so fat, she is on the chic-filet billboards!.

Yo momma so fat she eats wheat THICKS

Yo momma so stupid she got stabbed in a shootout