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The sone

08-13-2006, 11:52 PM

ok so there are all these ads about the man law...
so i thought id get it going here...

and i shall number mine as one!

man law #1,

no matter how close you are to your friends, you shall NEVERask if they are or are not circumcised.

MAN LAW!!!

next...

ZStomp

08-13-2006, 11:52 PM

Man Law #2:

No matter how Hot the girl is- always wear a condom the first two months.

ManLaw

08-14-2006, 08:13 AM

Not bad.

TheTruth

08-14-2006, 09:00 AM

If your significant other catches you with borrowed porno, and makes you destroy it, you have to buy the person you borrowed it from a new one of his choice

Man Law

j-6

08-14-2006, 09:03 AM

When the sports section of the paper is brought into a public men's restroom, it must stay there until the end of the day.

Man Law.

George W Bush

08-14-2006, 01:06 PM

When you make a retarded statement to the media,
cover it up by saying somethin' even dumber.

Works every time.

I'm George W Bush and I approve this Man Law :tu

angel_luv

08-14-2006, 01:06 PM

When you make a retarded statement to the media,
cover it up by saying somethin' even dumber.

Works every time.

I'm George W Bush and I approve this Man Law :tu

Quite a stratergy there, Mr President. :)

:lol

ShoogarBear

08-14-2006, 01:54 PM

When the sports section of the paper is brought into a public men's restroom, it must stay there until the end of the day.

Man Law.:lmao

That one is so good, you must have gotten it from somewhere else.

1Parker1

08-14-2006, 03:00 PM

If your guy friends act like dicks in front of some chicks, you are required to follow suit.

Man Law.

:flipoff :lol

ShoogarBear

08-14-2006, 03:19 PM

I find the use of the word "chicks" offensive.

1Parker1

08-14-2006, 03:40 PM

I find the use of the word "chicks" offensive.

:lol Me too.

ShoogarBear

08-14-2006, 03:50 PM

Glad you agree, babe.

Fillmoe

08-14-2006, 03:58 PM

if a bitch say she on the pill, strap the jimmy on extra tight anyway

MAN LAW

j-6

08-14-2006, 04:06 PM

:lmao

That one is so good, you must have gotten it from somewhere else.

That's an office man law here. God help the poor bastard that gets caught stealing the sports page out of the shitter.

SpursWoman

08-14-2006, 04:15 PM

if a bitch say she on the pill, strap the jimmy on extra tight anyway

MAN LAW

You'd think....

http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=36208&highlight=birth+control+pill

:lmao

John Doe

08-15-2006, 04:37 PM

If your guy friends act like dicks in front of some chicks, you are required to follow suit.

Man Law.
:lol
Wait one minute, aren't you a girl? You can't make man laws.

phyzik

08-15-2006, 05:11 PM

No woman shall ever be allowed to add to, modify nor decry these laws of man.

Man Law

phyzik

08-15-2006, 05:15 PM

On game days, no man shall enter another mans house and reach for the remote nor ask for it. Said remote may only be piloted by the owner of the domain unless explicitly handed to said visitor with a verbal confirmation that it may be used to manipulate the television.

Addendum: If owner/holder of remote continues to "flip" channels during game day, others are well in their right to verbally abuse owner/holder.

ZStomp

08-15-2006, 07:44 PM

No woman shall speak on Super Bowl Sunday.

Man Law.

TheSanityAnnex

08-15-2006, 07:50 PM

DaSpurs#1

08-15-2006, 08:52 PM

What is said at the poker table shall never leave the poker table.

Man Law.

j-6

08-15-2006, 10:49 PM

As a best man, if you love your groom like a brother, you must provide strippers at his bachelor party.

Man Law.

Johnny_Blaze_47

08-15-2006, 10:58 PM

What is said at the poker table shall never leave the poker table.

Man Law.

What's the penance for breaking that one because I'm pretty sure some of us did that when we talked about KEDA's lack of eating at the Y.

1Parker1

08-16-2006, 07:57 AM

No woman shall ever be allowed to add to, modify nor decry these laws of man.

Man Law

:lol :oops

Jimcs50

08-16-2006, 08:41 AM

If your good friends wife comes on to you, you must wear a condom when doing her, it would be uncool for your friend to pay for your kid's college education.

Man Law

Jimcs50

08-16-2006, 08:44 AM

The only men who should wear a baseball glove at the ballpark, are the players who are actually playing the baseball game.

Man Law

Jimcs50

08-16-2006, 08:48 AM

Men should never ever wax their underarms. (Men who have waxed their underarms have definitely sucked some cock at some time)

Man Law

mcornelio

08-16-2006, 08:51 AM

A man shall never tell his buddy if he comes upon compromising pictures/videos of said friends wife/girlfriend on his camera cellphone and shall pretend it didnt happen

AlamoSpursFan

08-16-2006, 12:50 PM

I saw this on a bumpersticker once. Not exactly a Man Law, but it is a Man Fact:

"No matter how hot, beautiful and sexy she is...some guy somewhere is sick of her shit!"

SpursWoman

08-16-2006, 01:28 PM

Agreed. And said Man Law also applies to vehicle occupants touching owners stereo.

That should be a universal law. :fro

phyzik

08-16-2006, 02:44 PM

If you open/order a beer just before closing time or just before you leave a friends house, you are required to finish the entire beverage before you leave. No beer should be left behind.

Man law.

1Parker1

08-16-2006, 02:48 PM

I saw this on a bumpersticker once. Not exactly a Man Law, but it is a Man Fact:

"No matter how hot, beautiful and sexy she is...some guy somewhere is sick of her shit!"

:lmao That was actually pretty funny...

cheguevara

08-16-2006, 02:51 PM

When you shake a mans hand, don't hold it for more than 3 seconds...

its just weird

cheguevara

08-16-2006, 02:52 PM

When you're drunk and about to throw up in your homeboy's ride, say something, don't try to hold it

Jimcs50

08-16-2006, 03:05 PM

When your buddy is trying to get with a hot babe in a bar, you must pretend to be interested in her girlfriend no matter how unattractive she is.

Man Law

ShoogarBear

08-16-2006, 03:10 PM

sorry, haven't done that and don't believe in that lawhttp://spurstalk.com/forums/images/smilies/smispin.gifhttp://spurstalk.com/forums/images/smilies/smirolleyes.gifThat one was a Man Law before there were even Man Laws.

CuckingFunt

08-16-2006, 03:27 PM

When your buddy is trying to get with a hot babe in a bar, you must pretend to be interested in her girlfriend no matter how unattractive she is.

Man Law Wouldn't that technically be wing-man law?

1Parker1

08-16-2006, 03:29 PM

When your buddy is trying to get with a hot babe in a bar, you must pretend to be interested in her girlfriend no matter how unattractive she is.

Man Law

Hell...that's a Woman's law as well. :lol

cheguevara

08-16-2006, 03:47 PM

Wouldn't that technically be wing-man law?

yeah that's another beer I think

Jimcs50

08-16-2006, 04:07 PM

sorry, haven't done that and don't believe in that lawhttp://spurstalk.com/forums/images/smilies/smispin.gifhttp://spurstalk.com/forums/images/smilies/smirolleyes.gif

None of my buddies ever believed in that law either...cuz, I was the one that always wanted the hot one.

:spin

cheguevara

08-16-2006, 04:10 PM

Man law, do not let your friends smell your finger after dancing with a bitch in the club

ShoogarBear

08-16-2006, 04:15 PM

None of my buddies ever believed in that law either...cuz, I was the one that always wanted the hot one.

:spinAnd none of your buddies wanted to talk to Brad's friend?

Jimcs50

08-16-2006, 04:57 PM

And none of your buddies wanted to talk to Brad's friend?

You mean Jennifer? Hell yeah they did...i had no problem there.

:)

j-6

08-16-2006, 05:03 PM

When your buddy is trying to get with a hot babe in a bar, you must pretend to be interested in her girlfriend no matter how unattractive she is.

Man Law

Also, your buddy is responsible for paying for all shooters of (a) Rumpleminze, (b) Jagermeister, or (c) Goldschlager you consume in process of acting interested in said girlfriend.