Can I shoot someone...

[samikeyp]

if they break my windows again? :)

Apparently someone thought it would be cute to lob rocks into our apartment windows last night.

Counting the days until the move.

[cheguevara]

someone must not like u. what did u do?

[Duncan21]

go for it but don't kill them just shoot their kneecaps

[samikeyp]

Actually I think it was just kids in the area being stupid. Our complex is next to another one which has had issues with people. Our apartment is facing the other complex. Behind their fence in the corner people like to barbecue and one time kids were lobbing charcoal at our building just because they weren't being watched and wanted to see if they could hit anything. I think it was something like that....Our main window is next to our neighbors main window so it a big inviting glass target. Who knows.

[samikeyp]

Good Idea Dunc. :tu

[dougp]

go buy some chicken wire and staple it in around the windows ;D

Or get a paintball gun and sit there and then start spraying them. Get the cheap one so you don't feel bad when you trash it so you don't get caught :)

[samikeyp]

Hmm....(contemplates enigma's idea) :)

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

http://www.globalsecurity.org/military/systems/ground/images/m-82_020614_06.jpg



To breath properly during aiming, the sniper inhales, then exhales normally and stops at the moment of natural respiratory pause. The pause can be extended to 8-10 seconds, but It should never be extended until it feels uncomfortable.

[ObiwanGinobili]

Fuck a paintball gun - get BB gun!!

[sa_butta]

Take a collection of their own rocks and when they get near, simply throw them back at them. Dont waste your money on paintball or bb-guns.

[samikeyp]

I don't know....maybe this is the excuse I need to get a paintball gun! :)

[1Parker1]

:lol Mikey, u do realize that now if someone within 3 miles of you does die...you will be the likely suspect and this thread will be used against you, right?

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

:lol Mikey, u do realize that now if someone within 3 miles of you does die...you will be the likely suspect and this thread will be used against you, right?

Shit, Mikey could be in Alabama over Christmas and he might be accused of a crime.

http://www.htoc.net/images/smilies/smilie-rimshot.gif

[samikeyp]

Blaze is right. The Po' are always trying to hold me down! :lol

[1Parker1]

Shit, Mikey could be in Alabama over Christmas and he might be accused of a crime.

http://www.htoc.net/images/smilies/smilie-rimshot.gif

:lmao

[Jimcs50]

They must be without sin.

[Mrs.Tlong]

That was baaaaaaaaaaaad.

[Mrs.Jimcs50]

Hardy Har Har Jim. Oh it is to laugh.

Really - do something useful like get back to work and bring home the bacon. You have marriage counseling to pay for.

[slayermin]

Good Idea Dunc. :tu

I think it would be better to shoot them dead. It would be your word against a corpse.

[sa_butta]

I think it would be better to shoot them dead. It would be your word against a corpse.Then go to Bangkok for 10 years.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Then go to Bangkok for 10 years.

Just as long as he doesn't communicate with any Spurstalkers over IM about the case.

Particularly journalists.

[samikeyp]

Nahh...I don't want to kill them...just get my point across. A well placed paintball to the nads should work.

[sa_butta]

Nahh...I don't want to kill them...just get my point across. A well placed paintball to the nads should work.or you could really scare the shit out of them with some Blackcats and bottle rockets.

[samikeyp]

Yes!

[Solid D]

http://www.globalsecurity.org/military/systems/ground/images/m-82_020614_06.jpg

:lmao

I'm sorry but scrolling down and seeing this pic just made me laugh out loud.

This photo is the epitomy of Neighbors on Patrol.

[Mr. Peabody]

if they break my windows again? :)

Apparently someone thought it would be cute to lob rocks into our apartment windows last night.

Counting the days until the move.

You can shoot someone, but first you have to ask them if they are an undercover cop. And if they are, they have to tell you or it's entrapment.

[phyzik]

if they break my windows again? :)

Apparently someone thought it would be cute to lob rocks into our apartment windows last night.

Counting the days until the move.

You can always drag them in the house and beat the crap out of them, then make it look like a forced entry and call the cops. :angel

[slayermin]

Then go to Bangkok for 10 years.

There is nothing wrong with shooting someone in self defense.

[MarkV]

Just abduct them and torture them for a period not to exceed 10 days. Make sure you fill them with LSD so they dont remember anything and cannot implicate you in any wrong doing. The US govt. does it all the time.

[GoGoGadget]

You can shoot all over my face if it makes you feel better.

[Uncle_Jesse]

You can shoot all over my face if it makes you feel better.


have mercy. sweetheart, you're making uncle jesse's blood boil..

[Uncle Jesse]

have mercy. sweetheart, you're making uncle jesse's blood boil..

I will kill you for ruining my good name.

[Darrin]

I say aim for the shoulder. They will know you are aiming for the knee caps. Aiming for the should has the added bonus of the target thinking they are going to die. Then shoot them in the kneecaps so they can't run away.

Excuse me, I have renew my concealed handgun permit and get to my appointment before that bastard psychiatrist yells at my other personalities again.

[TDMVPDPOY]

yeh, bukkake them on the face where they like it

[AlamoSpursFan]

If they break your windows at night you can legally pop them.

[samikeyp]

It was recommended to me to get a paintball gun with oxblood red paint. Anyone know what the best kind of gun would be?

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

I believe I posted it ^^^ there.