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IceColdBrewski
08-21-2006, 08:45 PM
http://www.smh.com.au/news/World/Man-wants-op-to-remove-extra-organ/2006/08/19/1155408067112.html




Man wants op to remove extra organ
August 19, 2006 - 7:44PM

An Indian businessman born with two penises wants one of them removed surgically as he wants to marry and lead a normal sexual life, a newspaper report said on Saturday.

The 24-year-old man from the northern state of Uttar Pradesh admitted himself to a New Delhi hospital this week with an extremely rare medical condition called penile duplication or diphallus, the Times of India said.

"Two fully functional penes is unheard of even in medical literature. In the more common form of diphallus, one organ is rudimentary," the newspaper quoted a surgeon as saying.

The surgery was expected to be challenging as both organs were well-formed and full blood supply to the retained penis had to be ensured to allow it to function normally, he added.

The newspaper did not disclose the identity of the man or the hospital to protect the patient's privacy.

There are about 100 such reported cases of diphallus around the world and it is known to occur among one in 5.5 million men, the newspaper said.

It is caused by the failure of the mesodermal bands in the embryo to fuse properly. The mesodermal bands are one of three primary layers of the embryo from which several body parts are formed.
1Parker1
08-21-2006, 08:48 PM
:lol He managed to keep both for 24 years...
Extra Stout
08-21-2006, 09:32 PM
What could he possibly have done with two?
NorCal510
08-21-2006, 09:34 PM
so which one do u piss with
NorCal510
08-21-2006, 09:34 PM
a double boner
Extra Stout
08-21-2006, 09:36 PM
a double boner
Does that leave any blood for the brain? Could arousal have been fatal?
1Parker1
08-21-2006, 09:39 PM
What could he possibly have done with two?

Ummm....gotten double the pleasure at the same time?



(That was the guy response btw...:lol)
Extra Stout
08-21-2006, 09:40 PM
Ummm....gotten double the pleasure at the same time?



(That was the guy response btw...:lol)
Is that even in the Kama Sutra? (The guy is Indian, after all)
Zombie
08-21-2006, 09:44 PM
Oh man, I heard Opie and Anthony talking about a woman with 2 Vaginas last week. That would be a match made in heaven.

Not only did the woman have 2 vaginas but 2 of eveything to support the vaginas.
ShoogarBear
08-21-2006, 09:48 PM
What could he possibly have done with two?Twins!
CuckingFunt
08-21-2006, 10:03 PM
What could he possibly have done with two?
Freak porn.
IceColdBrewski
08-21-2006, 10:16 PM
What could he possibly have done with two?

Use his immagination.

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TDMVPDPOY
08-22-2006, 04:52 AM
hey at least both his arms are of equal size........after 24yrs of a workout....
orhe
08-22-2006, 05:44 AM
yeah which one do you piss with
CosmicCowboy
08-22-2006, 09:05 AM
he was obviously ambidextrous...LOL
Mixability
08-22-2006, 09:31 AM
(That was the guy response btw...:lol)

yeah, :rolleyes
:angel
nkdlunch
08-22-2006, 09:55 AM
I can't imagine having 2. I have my hands full w/one
ShoogarBear
08-22-2006, 10:02 AM
:lol
1Parker1
08-22-2006, 10:14 AM
I can't imagine having 2. I have my hands full w/one

:lmao
Reichen Lehmkuhl
08-22-2006, 10:23 AM
I would love to find me a man with 2 cocks, the more the better. My Lance just doesn't do it for me sometimes :depressed
MaNuMaNiAc
08-22-2006, 11:20 AM
I can't imagine having 2. I have my hands full w/one
:lmao
GrandeDavid
08-22-2006, 11:47 AM
Dude, keep em both, are you crazy!!??
kobe_bryant
08-22-2006, 01:55 PM
but can he dribble the ball through his legs?
Mixability
08-22-2006, 01:56 PM
but can he dribble the ball through his legs?

YOU could've used em! One for the wifey and one for the whitey. Would've saved you some money! :lol
SpursWoman
08-22-2006, 01:59 PM
25 posts and not one solitary mention of double penetration? WTH?
kobe_bryant
08-22-2006, 02:02 PM
that's why your here, you dirty.....

how does it feel? hurt?
kobe_bryant
08-22-2006, 02:04 PM
YOU could've used em! One for the wifey and one for the whitey. Would've saved you some money! :lol

it was a mistake. never happened again. i love tapping my wife
Mixability
08-22-2006, 02:05 PM
25 posts and not one solitary mention of double penetration? WTH?

1P1 non-chalantly mentioned her fondness of it. :lol
CubanMustGo
08-22-2006, 02:19 PM
25 posts and not one solitary mention of double penetration? WTH?

Kind of goes without saying, don'tcha think ? :lol
1Parker1
08-22-2006, 02:59 PM
25 posts and not one solitary mention of double penetration? WTH?

:lol I was trying to say it lady-like with my post...
kobe_bryant
08-22-2006, 02:59 PM
its obvious you would pleasure that indian guy
Jimcs50
08-22-2006, 04:27 PM
Can you have orgasm with one, then use other right away, with no down time?....no pun intended.

:)
Mixability
08-22-2006, 04:29 PM
Can you have orgasm with one, then use other right away, with no down time?....no pun intended.

:)

If so, his future wife is gonna be pissed! :lol
ShoogarBear
08-22-2006, 04:32 PM
Can you have orgasm with one, then use other right away, with no down time?....no pun intended.

:)

:huh What is "down time", old dude?
Jimcs50
08-22-2006, 04:50 PM
:huh What is "down time", old dude?


Well excuuuuuuuuuuse meeeeeeeeeeee, Dirk Digler.
SpursWoman
08-22-2006, 04:55 PM
*sigh*
kobe_bryant
08-22-2006, 04:56 PM
spurswoman....double penetration right? and I don't mean wade and lebron attacking yao in the paint
ShoogarBear
08-22-2006, 04:59 PM
*sigh*

Don't worry, I'm sure a novelty company is addressing this as we speak.
phyzik
08-22-2006, 07:05 PM
is it gay if he lets his left dick touch his right dick?

lol.


another question that will never be answered... if he is having sex with one and masturbates with the other at the same time, does he finish twice as fast?

or what about putting a condom on one for the lady, turn off the lights, and just penetrate with the other?

How does he answer when someone asks him "hows it hanging?" and he has one going down each pant leg?

On a more serious note... how the fuck does he choose which one to keep between the two? That must be like seperating conjoined twins knowing you have to choose which one lives/dies.
ShoogarBear
08-22-2006, 07:16 PM
On a more serious note... how the fuck does he choose which one to keep between the two?

Um, no.

If there's any difference between them, it should be very easy to know which one to keep. :spin
Cant_Be_Faded
08-22-2006, 07:23 PM
So if he has to use the restroom does he choose which one goes? Or can he go both at the same time? Or say if you had a boner; could you take turns or would both become aroused?
phyzik
08-22-2006, 07:32 PM
Um, no.

If there's any difference between them, it should be very easy to know which one to keep. :spin

True, but what if he wakes up and the doctors had to make a different decision or he would be left with nothing? what then?
ducks
08-22-2006, 07:48 PM
one in back and one in front
ShoogarBear
08-22-2006, 07:49 PM
ducks, WTF???? :lmao
CuckingFunt
08-22-2006, 07:51 PM
Don't worry, I'm sure a novelty company is addressing this as we speak.
Those have been around for a while.
katyon6th
08-22-2006, 07:58 PM
This is all very disturbing.
ShoogarBear
08-22-2006, 08:01 PM
This is all very exciting.
SpursWoman
08-22-2006, 08:03 PM
:lol


Those have been around for a while.


Yeah, Shoog ... you've got a little catching up to do. :lol
ShoogarBear
08-22-2006, 08:06 PM
Think I'll be happy just to stay where I am, pleasantly behind the times, thank you very much.
SpursWoman
08-22-2006, 08:18 PM
Think I'll be happy just to stay where I am, pleasantly behind the times, thank you very much.


:lol :makeout
ABDENOUR POWER
08-22-2006, 08:43 PM
Oh man, this gives new meaning to the word "threesome".... :lol
GoGoGadget
08-22-2006, 08:46 PM
I wish their was some way I could have 30 minutes with him before he has the surgery.
CuckingFunt
08-23-2006, 12:11 AM
And I wish you'd learn the proper usage of the words "there," "their" and "they're" but we can't all have what we want.
AlamoSpursFan
08-23-2006, 01:16 AM
If he had one more, his pants would fit like a glove.

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