Can we get a Vbookie....

[MannyIsGod]

On when Tpark will return from his latest retirment?

[CharlieMac]

Why did he split now? I'm missing him in the Spike Lee thread.

[Mixability]

I had assumed by saying "last post", he just meant THAT particular thread, but this is a pleasant surprise. :elephant

[Taco]

Why did he split now?


Yeah what gives? :huh

[Ishta]

interesting...very intersting...

[LuvBones]

He'll be back by the start of the season. Bank!

[KEDA]

I give it a solid week!

[katyon6th]

What thread did he announce his latest retirement in?

I want to laugh.

[greywheel]

http://spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=48381

[katyon6th]

Thank you, greywheel. Interesting read. I especially liked that T Park "mistyped" cousin instead of fiance. How convenient.

[2centsworth]

Thank you, greywheel. Interesting read. I especially liked that T Park "mistyped" cousin instead of fiance. How convenient.
My advice to T-Park would be to slow down and not take everything so seriously. He needs to appreciate his god given gifts.

[cheguevara]

Unfortunately spurstalk shares the same fate as Ben n Jerry's. Tpark always comes back for more.

[MaNuMaNiAc]

How does one mistype cousin when he means fiance?? seriously

[KEDA]

is it time for a certian alter ego to show up????

[kobe_bryant]

How does one mistype cousin when he means fiance?? seriously

fingers get real greasy with KFC juices all over them

[1369]

3:09 p.m. today is your winner.

I swear, this is my last post here ever! (http://spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=48325&page=3)

[midgetonadonkey]

I'm sure he is already lurking as a guest. He will be back before the start of the season.

[MannyIsGod]

3:09 p.m. today is your winner.

I swear, this is my last post here ever! (http://spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=48325&page=3):lmao

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

I'd rather vBookie on Gatita's return from retirement.

[MannyIsGod]

I'd rather vBookie on Gatita's return from retirement.She usually takes a bit longer, but I'm sure she'll be back too.

[kobe_bryant]

http://www.uic.edu/com/eye/LearningAboutVision/EyeFacts/Images/Strabisimus.jpg

[MannyIsGod]

Oh shit...

:lmao

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

http://www.uic.edu/com/eye/LearningAboutVision/EyeFacts/Images/Strabisimus.jpghttp://www.mailbling.com/goo034.jpg

[LuvBones]

Unfortunately spurstalk shares the same fate as Ben n Jerry's. Tpark always comes back for more.:lmao Too funny.. he didn't even go 2 days.

[MannyIsGod]

Gatita has a might strong jawline I never noticed...

[kobe_bryant]

your ass never thought she might be a man?

i did even ducks PM'ed me saying her photos did

[Mixability]

http://www.uic.edu/com/eye/LearningAboutVision/EyeFacts/Images/Strabisimus.jpg

:lmao

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

I finally figured out how she got so cross-eyed.

She must have been hit in the eye with her fiance's cock during the performance of what must be a staggering amount of blowjobs to pay for bringing her illegal ass across the border.

[kobe_bryant]

intense

[ChumpDumper]

These are pretty weak retirements.

I give Gatita a 2 and TPark a 4 -- up from 3 since he got in that last poker post.

The best retirements must be in their own thread and contain a self-righteous manifesto about what makes a good message board, detailing the poster's many humiliations and persecutions, naming names and telling those posters he/she hopes they're happy. Parting shots at Kori and LJ for not intervening and letting the board go to shit are manditory; digs at mods are nothing special.

[Mixability]

I never had anything against Gatita, mostly because I had no part in the lesbo fiasco. But T Pork on the otherhand is just a fucking moron and I'm glad to see him go. Last time he ranted on about shit, he blamed it on the fact that his fiance/cousin had just passed away. Must suck to lose a relative and lover simultaneously. :lmao

[j-6]

Damn. I can't find my Gatita milk carton jpeg.

[kobe_bryant]

be easy

no good at laughing at death

[Mixability]

be easy

no good at laughing at death

I still call bullshit on the whole thing.

If he did lose his fiance, he wouldn't have confused his cousin for her. If the person was THAT important to you that you need to bitch at people on a forum on their behalf, at least remember HOW you knew them. :lol

[kobe_bryant]

:lmao might be true.

a tard will always be a tard

[Mixability]

T Pork's dumbass has been 1Billups1-ing the NFL and NBA forums all day today. His bitch ass is just probably too scared to come in the club anymore, just like he's terrified about what the Troll forum would do to him. :lmao

[Guru of Nothing]

Does anyone else sprinkle salt on Apples?

It's the only way I can eat them.

[NorCal510]

T Pork's dumbass has been 1Billups1-ing the NFL and NBA forums all day today. His bitch ass is just probably too scared to come in the club anymore, just like he's terrified about what the Troll forum would do to him. :lmao
:lmao

[AlamoSpursFan]

I finally figured out how she got so cross-eyed.

She must have been hit in the eye with her fiance's cock during the performance of what must be a staggering amount of blowjobs to pay for bringing her illegal ass across the border.

Keep in mind, JB, that for some of the married (or formerly married) posters on the board, ONE might be a staggering amount of blowjobs...

:lmao

I'm...uhhh...not referring to myself, of course...I, like Andrew "Dice" Clay, get blown all the time...byyyyyyyyy...uhhhhhhhhh....Morgan Fairchild! Yeah, that's the ticket!

:lol

[kobe_bryant]

Does anyone else sprinkle salt on Apples?

It's the only way I can eat them.

yep and watermelon try it