Oh Shit!!! (5)

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[jman3000]

Loser!!

I lied ... I just checked my bank account... I have money, fucker!

[jman3000]

well aint that a bitch.

[ashbeeigh]

jman should go to the gym during his two hour break like I did, not mooch off a pregant friend. And i'm a vbum. I lost all mine in the Spurs/Mavs series. I was so close to being the spliter. Damn you and finding money.

[Das Texan]

I should do treadmill work, or running work of some type....

[midgetonadonkey]

jman should grow a pair and fuck his pregnant friend and then make her pay for lunch.

[jman3000]

I don't need to hit the gym ... I lose all my weight by throwing up on people's front yards. 5 lbs in 1 night. Beat that you calorie counters.

[Das Texan]

jman should grow a pair and fuck his pregnant friend and then make her pay for lunch.



well he wouldnt have to worry about knocking her up at least.

[jman3000]

jman should grow a pair and fuck his pregnant friend and then make her pay for lunch.

I actually had a chance... but she would have been like ... maybe 2 weeks pregnant at the time... so it wouldnt have counted. I think.

Now she's over 4 months.

[ashbeeigh]

I actually had a chance... but she would have been like ... maybe 2 weeks pregnant at the time... so it wouldnt have counted. I think.

That's so...all I can think of is tacky. But I don't know why.

[midgetonadonkey]

Did you turn her down?

[jman3000]

That's so...all I can think of is tacky. But I don't know why.She didn't tell anyone she was pregnant or even knew about it until she was about a month.



Did you turn her down?
yeah. the father is a friend of mine and they had just broken up. now they're kinda back together... but at the time i just thought it was lame doing that to a friend.

[ashbeeigh]

midge would have hit it.

[midgetonadonkey]

I respect that kind of loyalty. I'd fuck my friend's mom, wife, sister, daughter, etc. The phrase, "Never turn down pussy no matter what" is engraved on my family crest.

[ashbeeigh]

I respect that kind of loyalty.

Me too. That's one of the best qualities I could find in a guy.

[midgetonadonkey]

My homeboy 1Billups1 is in here. I'm happy to see him.

[dougp]

o rly?

[Das Texan]

yeah. the father is a friend of mine and they had just broken up. now they're kinda back together... but at the time i just thought it was lame doing that to a friend.


man law.

[LuvBones]

jman=good guy :tu

[Silver21_Black20]

1Billups1...how are you?

[NorCal510]

this thread sucks major penis

[i found nemo]

what's up, midgetonadonkey?

[midgetonadonkey]

Fuck you

[i found nemo]

well, I see you didn't get creative overnight.

[jman3000]

I knew I shouldnt have gone outside. I saw my ex when I went to the bookstore to buy, you guessed it, a book. Murphy's Law.

[jman3000]

The dude sitting to my right has something written on his teeth... like on his grill or something... i wanna know what they say ... but I don't wanna look like I'm checking him out... what a predicament.

[jman3000]

dont cover your mouth ass hole.

[midgetonadonkey]

well, I see you didn't get creative overnight.

I see you still haven't said who you normally post as.

[i found nemo]

who is not what's important. you should take the things I said to heart.

[Mr Dio]

The dude sitting to my right has something written on his teeth... like on his grill or something... i wanna know what they say ... but I don't wanna look like I'm checking him out... what a predicament.


Just ask to see it, they ain't wearing it to be shy or demure.

[midgetonadonkey]

who is not what's important. you should take the things I said to heart.

You are a pussy then. You can talk shit about my posts but you don't admit to who you are.

[midgetonadonkey]

who is not what's important. you should take the things I said to heart.

You are a pussy then. You can talk shit about my posts but you don't admit to who you are.

[i found nemo]

hey, fuck you. don't forget that you're the one who talked shit first, saying that this troll wasn't funny when you bring nothing relevant to the table. i know, smegma this, fuck that. same ol' bullshit all the fucking time. like i previously said, it's tired.

[kobe_bryant]

I don't need to hit the gym ... I lose all my weight by throwing up on people's front yards. 5 lbs in 1 night. Beat that you calorie counters.


maybe the dick up your ass counted for a few pounds?

[midgetonadonkey]

hey, fuck you. don't forget that you're the one who talked shit first, saying that this troll wasn't funny when you bring nothing relevant to the table. i know, smegma this, fuck that. same ol' bullshit all the fucking time. like i previously said, it's tired.

Yeah I talked shit about this troll becuase it's fucking retarded. Your fucking posts, even as atx whatever are fucking lame. WHat the fuck do you bring? Your shit isn't funny to anyone, at least there are people here dig my posts whether your cock sucking ass likes them or not.

[Melmart1]

boy, i fucking leave for like a week and the shit hits the fan in here. what the hell is going on?

[i found nemo]

Yeah I talked shit about this troll becuase it's fucking retarded. Your fucking posts, even as atx whatever are fucking lame. WHat the fuck do you bring? Your shit isn't funny to anyone, at least there are people here dig my posts whether your cock sucking ass likes them or not.


:lol nice try, smart guy. back to the drawing board for you, dipshit. i doubt you can guess who i really am. and people here dig your posts? you have an online following? does that make you feel cool? :lol

[midgetonadonkey]

:lol nice try, smart guy. back to the drawing board for you, dipshit. i doubt you can guess who i really am. and people here dig your posts? you have an online following? does that make you feel cool? :lol

I know you are atxrocker and one of the biggest douches that the Spurs-Kings series brought to this fucking board. You talk shit about my schtick is getting old but nobody ever dug your shit in the first place.

[Mixability]

:lol nice try, smart guy. back to the drawing board for you, dipshit. i doubt you can guess who i really am. and people here dig your posts? you have an online following? does that make you feel cool? :lol

and i thought my "TheJoker" persona to fuck with batman was a little stupid. And at least I fessed up to being behind it, so batman didn't think I was trying to talk shit all incognito.

[i found nemo]

I know you are atxrocker and one of the biggest douches that the Spurs-Kings series brought to this fucking board. You talk shit about my schtick is getting old but nobody ever dug your shit in the first place.


you're making yourself look stupid now. i fucking hate the kings. where are you getting this, your crystal ball?

[midgetonadonkey]

Do I look as stupid as an i found nemo troll?

[Melmart1]

i am a great fan of midge's schtick. in fact, i am starting his fan club soon. membership details to come soon.

[Melmart1]

i think i need a troll. i should make something up.

[ShoogarBear]

i am a great fan of midge's schtick.

I bet he'd prefer it if you were a fan of his stick.

[kobe_bryant]

does one have to give him head? cause then a few ladies (plus horry4three) might join your club

[ShoogarBear]

i think i need a troll. i should make something up.

May I suggest something with an avatar?

[kobe_bryant]

just tell her you want to wax your carrot to her chest

[NASpurs]

Kick Ass!!!

[Melmart1]

May I suggest something with an avatar?

I have an avatar I want to use, but for some reason the control panel will only let me use the default ones, the place to choose a custom avatar is gone :madrun

[i found nemo]

Do I look as stupid as an i found nemo troll?


I admitted it was a bad idea, and should have died already. You just look stupid because you are pulling shit out of your ass. It's funny.

[Silver21_Black20]

Kick Ass!!!

[Melmart1]

Ass Kick!!!

[Mixability]

You just look stupid because you are pulling shit out of your ass.

I'm guessing you prefer to put things IN your ass? Stop being a little pussy and reveal yourself. Be a man, unless of course my first sentence is true?

[Melmart1]

i think i found nemo is jman. they are both annoying

[Melmart1]

i don't get that phrase 'pull shit out of your ass'... what else would come out of your ass besides shit?

[kobe_bryant]

I think shoogarbear left,

was he exposed???

[Mixability]

i don't get that phrase 'pull shit out of your ass'... what else would come out of your ass besides shit?

In my experience, I don't have to pull it. You might want to get that checked out by a licensed physician.

[Mixability]

i think i found nemo is jman. they are both annoying

nemo = jman would explain why he wouldn't want to fess up. That would be like me creating an alias to talk shit to midge. Don't jman and midge get along?

[Melmart1]

In my experience, I don't have to pull it. You might want to get that checked out by a licensed physician.
i found nemo said it, not me. come to think of it.. is that where he found nemo? EWWWWWWWWWWW

[Mixability]

is that where he found nemo? EWWWWWWWWWWW

quite possibly! :lol

[Melmart1]

I dunno if jman and midge get a long. I think midge calls him gay and a douche all the time, but then again, he calls most people that.

[1369]

come to think of it.. is that where he found nemo? EWWWWWWWWWWW

That's an interesting proposition.

Sincerely,
Richard Gere

[kobe_bryant]

I dunno if jman and midge get a long. I think midge calls him gay and a douche all the time, but then again, he calls most people that.

not me, butter

[Mr Dio]

S21 B20,
So this eval. What distance is it & what is your best time recently?
I will NEVER get back to 3mi in under 18min. That was my best time & it came in boot camp where there weren't any beef fahita tacos w/guac & (2) Pacificos.

[1369]

S21 B20,
So this eval. What distance is it & what is your best time recently?
I will NEVER get back to 3mi in under 18min. That was my best time & it came in boot camp where there weren't any beef fahita tacos w/guac & (2) Pacificos.

Damn Dio, that's one thing I could never do, even in boot camp. I could max out on pull-ups and sit-ups, but the best I could do on the run was 21:00 or so.

[Mr Dio]

Damn Dio, that's one thing I could never do, even in boot camp. I could max out on pull-ups and sit-ups, but the best I could do on the run was 21:00 or so.


Pull-ups was my achilles.
I could press & bench my weight & do this, that & the other thing BUT, I had to KIP when doing pull-ups.
Sit-ups got easy didn't man? I mean, you just go all out for (2) min & after the 25th or 30th time practicing you hit that wall & went right past it.

[1369]

Pull-ups was my achilles.
I could press & bench my weight & do this, that & the other thing BUT, I had to KIP when doing pull-ups.
Sit-ups got easy didn't man? I mean, you just go all out for (2) min & after the 25th or 30th time practicing you hit that wall & went right past it.

I don't know when you went through San Diego (If you're talking 3 milers/sit-up/push-up, I'm assuming you went through USMCRD San Dirgo), but when I was there (Dec. '88-Mar. '89), they actually encouraged you to KIP your pull-ups. Had one guy in my platoon who was about 10 away from breaking the record and kipped so hard he actually flipped himself off the bar.

[Mr Dio]

That reminds me, on a PFT in boot camp I was kipping & lost my grip in a split second so I didn't have time to readjust.................I ended up falling as I was swinging backwards & BUSTED my ASS! I yelled "FUCK" & kicked the sand & turned around to some guys in my platoon giggling. We all froze 1.5 seconds later when my DI heard me & told me when we were done with the PFT I was really going to sweat. Well, needless to say, I ended up being bent for about 10min.

[Mr Dio]

I don't know when you went through San Diego (If you're talking 3 milers/sit-up/push-up, I'm assuming you went through USMCRD San Dirgo), but when I was there (Dec. '88-Mar. '89), they actually encouraged you to KIP your pull-ups. Had one guy in my platoon who was about 10 away from breaking the record and kipped so hard he actually flipped himself off the bar.

No shit!?!?
I went to MCRD San Diego in May '87.
Yeah, they did tell us to KIP to conserve energy.

[1369]

Gotta love the DI.

I was platoon guide, so of course everything was my fault, and one afternoon on the grinder someone fucked up a movement. So, the Senior DI stands beside me and gently whispers into my ear, "When we get back to the squadbay, you're going to do pushups until I get tired of watching you."

[ashbeeigh]

I ran for 12 minutes. haha. Yees sir.

[ShoogarBear]

I think shoogarbear left,

was he exposed???

If Melmart had her avatar, then I would have been exposed but wouldn't have left, if you know what I mean.

[ShoogarBear]

dude, that midge is such a douche, isn't he?

You said it.

[midgetonadonkey]

I wouldn't care if he called me a douche as long he posts something.

[CuckingFunt]

i am a great fan of midge's schtick.
Midge is good people.

Good people with a dirty mouth... my favorite type of people.

[CuckingFunt]

i don't get that phrase 'pull shit out of your ass'... what else would come out of your ass besides shit?
Lemmywinks.

[ShoogarBear]

tell him maybe if he took me off ignore he would see my posts

Dude, he a grown man. I can't tell him what to do.

[Melmart1]

Midge is good people.

Good people with a dirty mouth... my favorite type of people.
Dirty mouths, and perverted minds. Two character traits in people that I highly regard. :tu

[CuckingFunt]

Dirty mouths, and perverted minds. Two character traits in people that I highly regard. :tu
Agreed.

[Silver21_Black20]

S21 B20,
So this eval. What distance is it & what is your best time recently?
I will NEVER get back to 3mi in under 18min. That was my best time & it came in boot camp where there weren't any beef fahita tacos w/guac & (2) Pacificos.

It is a mile and a half run and I have to do it under 15:57.

3mi under 18 min isn't bad at all. I wish I could do that.

[Melmart1]

Adrienne is back. Let's see if sparks fly between her and Midge again. Good times!

[Melmart1]

How YOU doin, SB? :eyebrows

[CuckingFunt]

Adrienne is back. Let's see if sparks fly between her and Midge again. Good times!
Damn. I hate feeling like such an outsider.

[Melmart1]

Damn. I hate feeling like such an outsider.
Here you go... One of the funnier threads of recent memory. I was laughing my ass off....

http://spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=41291&highlight=internet+pizza

[CuckingFunt]

Fuck. Six posts in and I can already tell this one needs to wait until I'm at home.

[Silver21_Black20]

How YOU doin, SB? :eyebrows

Hey Sweetie!!! ;)

[midgetonadonkey]

Shit I forgot I talked shit to that stupid cunt. If I wasn't in such a pleasant mood I'd bash the fat bitch.

[CuckingFunt]

Oh my Jesus... seriously need to get back to work now, but I can't. I'm laughing so hard I almost feel guilty.

[Melmart1]

Oh my Jesus... seriously need to get back to work now, but I can't. I'm laughing so hard I almost feel guilty.
I know, I busted out laughing when I read Midge's response. Shit, it's funny even now all this time later.

[ShoogarBear]

Oh, man. That was some funny shit.

[ShoogarBear]

Hey Sweetie!!! ;)

Nobody's talking to you. :madrun

[Silver21_Black20]

Nobody's talking to you. :madrun

Well...whatever...I was talking to her.

[ShoogarBear]

I thought we had this whole SB thing settled.

[midgetonadonkey]

haha

She said I wasn't the sharpest tool in the shed. That was humorous.

[ShoogarBear]

Actually, what we can do is, I'll be SB, and you'll be SB

[Melmart1]

Shoog is Shoog and SB is Silver Black. Melmart has spoken!

[ShoogarBear]

Nobody is listening.

[Silver21_Black20]

Actually, what we can do is, I'll be SB, and you'll be SB

Hahahahahahaha....NO!!!!

[ShoogarBear]

Melmart can't even get a fucking avatar to display.

[ShoogarBear]

Show us some computer skilz, then maybe we can take your opinion serrusly.

[CuckingFunt]

Okay. Now I need someone to distract me, otherwise I'll be forced to start working again.

[ShoogarBear]

Would you like to see me juggle?

[Silver21_Black20]

Mr Dio...say something.

[CuckingFunt]

Would you like to see me juggle?I would, actually. However, I'm afraid that my inner OCD/workaholic is officially becoming annoyed with the work that's waiting on my desk and being ignored, so I don't know how long the slacker-me will be able to stick around.

I fucking hate inner struggles. They take too long.

[Melmart1]

Okay. Now I need someone to distract me, otherwise I'll be forced to start working again.
How about a new bravatar? Oh wait, I can't upload it. Nevermind.

[LaMarcus Bryant]

I don't know why, but this picture makes me smile.

http://www.fkpscorpio.com/bilder/13357/111380_Big.jpg

[CuckingFunt]

How about a new bravatar? Oh wait, I can't upload it. Nevermind.
Tease.

[LaMarcus Bryant]

This one too

http://www.fkpscorpio.com/bilder/13357/111529_Big.jpg

[ShoogarBear]

I would, actually.

Too bad you didn't stop there. I would have told you what I'd like to juggle.

[ShoogarBear]

How about a new bravatar? Oh wait, I can't upload it. Nevermind.

:grim:

[CuckingFunt]

Too bad you didn't stop there.
Eh, story of my life.


I would have told you what I'd like to juggle.
By all means, don't let my nonsensical rambling stop you.

[midgetonadonkey]

LaMarcus Bryant is my hero

[midgetonadonkey]

I see trainwreck in the Club. If he does not stop by and say hi I will be very disappointed. I miss my trainwreck.

[Mr Dio]

Mr Dio...say something.


I was napping.
At my age we do that 3-12 times a day. :lol

So what is the eval for?????
Man SB, I'm can't figure out why & now I NEED to know.

[Silver21_Black20]

I was napping.
At my age we do that 3-12 times a day. :lol

So what is the eval for?????
Man SB, I'm can't figure out why & now I NEED to know.

Haha...no shit, you seem very interested in what it's for.

[Mr Dio]

Haha...no shit, you seem very interested in what it's for.


Sooooooooooooooooo???????????????

[Silver21_Black20]

Sooooooooooooooooo???????????????

:lol

Sorry to say but I'm going to keep it to myself for a while.

[1369]

Wife bought me some new Nike Dri-Fit shorts and I ran 2 miles or so 30 minutes ago.

I still have ass sweat.

Fucking false advertising slave labor shorts.

[Mr Dio]

I got some of the Dri-Fit socks.
They felt good.

[Mr Dio]

:lol

Sorry to say but I'm going to keep it to myself for a while.


Hmmm, makes me think it is for an upcoming job.
Am I right?

[Das Texan]

i think all the women need bravatars...especially those that havent had them before.

[Silver21_Black20]

Hmmm, makes me think it is for an upcoming job.
Am I right?

That's a possibility.

[Silver21_Black20]

i think all the women need bravatars...especially those that havent had them before.

I'd have to disagree.

[CuckingFunt]

i think all the women need bravatars...especially those that havent had them before.
Avatar size restrictions may not allow it.

:eyebrows

[O-Dog]

Avatar size restrictions may not allow it.

:eyebrows

Bitch aint no one want to see your saggy ass granny tits anyway

[Das Texan]

I'd have to disagree.



ya...i'm going to have to disagree with your disagreement there.


ya.

ummm, ya.

[CuckingFunt]

Bitch aint no one want to see your saggy ass granny tits anyway
At what point did I offer to show my tits?

[Mr Dio]

That's a possibility.


Talk about a tease!!!
JK, OK..............I guess after several posts w/out the answer that means "Fuck Off DIo I'm not telling you!" :lol

[Silver21_Black20]

Talk about a tease!!!
JK, OK..............I guess after several posts w/out the answer that means "Fuck Off DIo I'm not telling you!" :lol

Now you're getting it. :lol

It's just a little premature to say anything but it is for possible future employment.

[midgetonadonkey]

You're not off until you cough

[Marklar MM]

My nose is running.

[midgetonadonkey]

Why the fuck does this stupid cunt think these lips are so great. Just because she pays her rent by wrapping them around a cock doesn't mean they are fucking sexy.

[Marklar MM]

Why the fuck does this stupid cunt think these lips are so great. Just because she pays her rent by wrapping around a cock doesn't mean they are fucking sexy.



I suck dick for crack. Not really, but it works for the moment.

[LuvBones]

You have to run 1.5 in 15:57 for the police academy. Me so smart.

[katyon6th]

5 is my most favorite number in the entire galaxy.

I wish I had sexy cock sucking lips like Adrienne. Le sigh.

[ashbeeigh]

my eye hurts. Damn that whole not being able to see out of the corner of my eye thing.

[midgetonadonkey]

It's a shame you aren't completely blind.

[Silver21_Black20]

Ugh!!!

[katyon6th]

What the fuck? You don't have peripherals?

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

Woman trying to find some dude online to lose her virginity before her 30th Bday, which is November 7th.

http://www.janemag.com/magazine/sarahneedsyou

[katyon6th]

What the fuck? Why do people respond to ashbeeigh's bullshit and not mine?

Racists.

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

Stw

[Marklar MM]

What the fuck? Why do people respond to ashbeeigh's bullshit and not mine?

Racists.

Imma have to slap a bitch.

[katyon6th]

Woman trying to find some dude online to lose her virginity before her 30th Bday, which is November 7th.

http://www.janemag.com/magazine/sarahneedsyou


Go for it, stud. When's the last time you had a virgin?


And hey, November 7th is my fucking birthday.

[katyon6th]

I bet I get laid before she does.

[ashbeeigh]

What the fuck? You don't have peripherals?

Just on my right eye. For eveyone's future reference. If I ever come to another gtg. Everyone can scare the shit out of me by coming up on the side.

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

I don't do charity, sweetie.

[ashbeeigh]

I bet I get laid before she does.

I won't deny that.

[katyon6th]

With a face like that? Lies.

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

That's a sucker bet, literally and physically.

[Marklar MM]

Sex and the City

[ashbeeigh]

Katy's a stud, proclaiming her ass getting all over the place.

[Marklar MM]

I would do Katy at a snail's pace.

[katyon6th]

Cute and clever.

[Silver21_Black20]

katy is my hero!

[Marklar MM]

Everyone wants to do Katy...she is that damn cute.

[dougp]

wtf is going on

[katyon6th]

I wouldn't let 18 year old dick fuck me.

[Marklar MM]

Fucking A...eh.

[dougp]

that's a disturbing thought ... thanks for the nightmares katy.

[ashbeeigh]

Someone just got told and it wasn't me.

[katyon6th]

Returning the favor, enigma.

[Marklar MM]

:( I am sad now.

[ashbeeigh]

I need a sig. I'm sick of not having one. A big obnxious one would be nice again.

[Marklar MM]

That ranks up there on the list with the girl on Counter-Strike who told me I needed to get a love doll.

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

That Sarah virgin is a dumb twat. I just watched her video and wanted to reach through the screen and strangle her...

[Marklar MM]

Strangle sounds a bit harsh.

[dougp]

Fucking A...eh.
http://img331.imageshack.us/img331/5980/roborape7yd.gif

poor Marklar ... look what katy's doin to him.

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

That ranks up there on the list with the girl on Counter-Strike who told me I needed to get a love doll.


http://www.realdoll.com/

[Marklar MM]

Sadly, that may end up happening because of the emotional trauma...me fucking robots.

[katyon6th]

I saw that bitch on Entertainment Tonight last night, I think.

She needs a dick in her mouth to shut her the fuck up.

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

Uh, looks like you'd be catching, brah.

[katyon6th]

http://img331.imageshack.us/img331/5980/roborape7yd.gif

poor Marklar ... look what katy's doin to him.

What the fuck is that?

[dougp]

What the fuck is that?
You and marklar.

[katyon6th]

You and marklar.

Oh, I'm giving it to him in the ass?

[Marklar MM]

Uh, looks like you'd be catching, brah.

Disgruntled...me fucking robots can work both ways. Fucked and Fucking. Fucking Katy did this to me. Thanks Katy. I have to go give some robot my ass.

[dougp]

Oh, I'm giving it to him in the ass?
Yup, you said you didn't want his dick in you ... so you might as well give him play in one way, shape or form.

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

Disgruntled...me fucking robots can work both ways. Fucked and Fucking. Fucking Katy did this to me. Thanks Katy. I have to go give some robot my ass.

There's always the 29 yo virgin.

[Marklar MM]

That might just save me.

[katyon6th]

katy is my hero!

We're totally getting shitfaced on Sunday. You're in, right?

[ashbeeigh]

http://img331.imageshack.us/img331/5980/roborape7yd.gif


It looks like a Trainwreck pic to me.

[dougp]

There's always the 29 yo virgin.
http://img201.imageshack.us/img201/9030/morningmusumers9.gif

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

Or the love doll, if you have $6000 laying around...

[katyon6th]

Midge, you motherfucker, Sunday is our last softball game. If you're not there, I'm going to cut your balls off.

Hope you're there.

[midgetonadonkey]

I like my balls. I don't want you to cut them off.

[katyon6th]

Little Asian pussy is the best kind.

[midgetonadonkey]

Midgetonadonkey would love to but midgetonadonkey is low on funds. Midgetonadonkey is a broke ass mexican. Midgetonadonkey has no soap and no money for soap. Midgetonadonkey is using dishwashing liquid in the shower.

[dougp]

Midge, you motherfucker, Sunday is our last softball game. If you're not there, I'm going to cut your balls off.

Hope you're there.
http://img205.imageshack.us/img205/9103/1146568791554aj7.gif

[Silver21_Black20]

We're totally getting shitfaced on Sunday. You're in, right?

Oh yea!

[dougp]

Oh yea!
Becareful S21B20, none of this:

http://www.eitmonline.com/amazingvideos/FlamingDrink.gif

[Marklar MM]

Becareful S21B20, none of this:

http://www.eitmonline.com/amazingvideos/FlamingDrink.gif


HAHA. Stupid ass. That always cracks me up.

[midgetonadonkey]

What a dumb fuck. He deserved that.

[midgetonadonkey]

Where the fuck is Trainwreck?? What the fuck?

[midgetonadonkey]

I like that little Asian guy.

[dougp]

Yah, though he deserved more than that ... I was hoping for the whole face to be ignited.

[midgetonadonkey]

Yah, though he deserved more than that ... I was hoping for the whole face to be ignited.

I was hoping his face set the house on fire and killed everyone in that room and both of his little sisters sleeping upstairs.

[dougp]

I was hoping his face set the house on fire and killed everyone in that room and both of his little sisters sleeping upstairs.
What about the dogs?

[midgetonadonkey]

What about the dogs?

The dogs get away and run off into a green meadow, dancing with dwarfs and drinking honey water.

[Marklar MM]

I love you.

[LaMarcus Bryant]

o-dog is quite possibly the greatest screen name of the entire blogosphere

[dougp]

The dogs get away and run off into a green meadow, dancing with dwarfs and drinking honey water.
Hmmm ... you smokin some weed right now? it'd explain why you're poor :smokin

[midgetonadonkey]

I love you too.

[LaMarcus Bryant]

any of yall niggas wanna cheeseburger?

[midgetonadonkey]

Hmmm ... you smokin some weed right now? it'd explain why you're poor :smokin

Wow. You are pretty dead on.

[LaMarcus Bryant]

I don't know why, but this picture makes me smile.

http://www.fkpscorpio.com/bilder/13357/111380_Big.jpg

[katyon6th]

You can't buy fucking soap but you're getting lit?

Goddamnit, Midge.

[midgetonadonkey]

LaMarcus Bryant needs to download and listen to Anthrax's Sound of White Noise. It is old school John Bush at his finest.

[Marklar MM]

Smoking weed gives you the munchies, which would explain why he is broke.

[midgetonadonkey]

You can't buy fucking soap but you're getting lit?

Goddamnit, Midge.

That was a joke. I have soap.

[LaMarcus Bryant]

Kegels strengthen the labia

[katyon6th]

LMBCBF, you make everything better.

[dougp]

Wow. You are pretty dead on.that takes skill.

http://www.tribute.ca/tribute_objects/images/movies/napolean_dynamite/napoleandynamite3.jpg

[LaMarcus Bryant]

katy i missed you

[katyon6th]

I missed you and your hair

[dougp]

this thread has become pretty gay all of a sudden ... thnx katy and lmb.

[midgetonadonkey]

Never speak ill of Katy and CBF.

[LaMarcus Bryant]

My hair?

[Marklar MM]

Ask me about my weiner..Ask me about my Weinah.

[dougp]

Ask me about my weiner..Ask me about my Weinah.
http://www.emotionaltoaster.net/archives/weiner.jpg

[midgetonadonkey]

Marklar MM is good people. I want him to baptize my 7th born son in water blessed by Phil Anselmo.

[katyon6th]

Never speak ill of Katy and CBF.

Tell him that again, Midge, and make sure he fucking understands.

[Marklar MM]

Marklar MM is good people. I want him to baptize my 7th born son in water blessed by Phil Anselmo.

I would gladly do that.

[katyon6th]

My hair?

Yes, I like your hair.

[dougp]

Tell him that again, Midge, and make sure he fucking understands.
If he was talking to me
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[midgetonadonkey]

CBF has the good hair.

[katyon6th]

enigma is reaching OSC territory.

This is bad.

[Marklar MM]

Anyone want some Jesus Juice. 11 or under are appreciated.

[dougp]

enigma is reaching OSC territory.

This is bad.
do tell the Oh Shit!!! newbie what this is ...

[midgetonadonkey]

It's really bad when a male is as gay as OSC.

[Marklar MM]

Shit...you don't know what OSC territory is.

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

enigma is reaching OSC territory.

This is bad.

Whatever happened to your buddy?

[midgetonadonkey]

Artie Lange on David Letterman coming in a few minutes. You motherfuckers better watch that fat fuck.

[dougp]

Shit...you don't know what OSC territory is.
nope ... i just hit up GIS for talk to the hand and grab the first thing that's there ... guess it can screw a man over.

[katyon6th]

Whatever happened to your buddy?

I don't care. Hopefully her cats ate her.

[Silver21_Black20]

do tell the Oh Shit!!! newbie what this is ...

Oo...newbie's should never ask such questions. You should know this before entering the shitter.

[Marklar MM]

Questions will be asked.

[midgetonadonkey]

I've never listened to a King Diamond album. This makes me feel empty inside.

[midgetonadonkey]

I don't care. Hopefully her cats ate her.

That would be an interesting thing to watch.

[Marklar MM]

Turd Burglar...stop burgling my turds.

[CuckingFunt]

http://www.realdoll.com/
I may be late to the party, but holy Christ that's fucking scary.

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

Wasn't that a Stephen King book/flick? Nightwatchers or NightWalkers?

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

I may be late to the party, but holy Christ that's fucking scary.


She's heavy, too...

[midgetonadonkey]

I believe it was Sleeptalkers.

[dougp]

That would be an interesting thing to watch.
http://messybeast.com/cat-eat-man.htm

[midgetonadonkey]

I'd fuck one of those dolls. After a few beers, why the fuck not.

[midgetonadonkey]

http://messybeast.com/cat-eat-man.htm

Dude, are you obsessed with Google or what?

[CuckingFunt]

do tell the Oh Shit!!! newbie what this is ...
Even I know what that is.

[midgetonadonkey]

CuckingFunt is the only Kings fan I don't want dead.

[CuckingFunt]

Works for me. I'd get kick ass seats at Arco!!

[midgetonadonkey]

When I was three my parents and I were at the beach.