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sa_butta
08-23-2006, 01:07 PM
Tongue made from buttocks

A Polish man who had his tongue removed has had a new one made using tissue taken from his buttocks.

Jarislav Ernst, 23, from Gliwice, now has a functioning tongue made from his backside after surgery at the Oncology Clinic in Gliwice's General Hospital.

Head doctor Stanislaw Poltorek said: "The new tongue is alive and well-supplied with blood, and the patient is doing well."

Mr Ernst's tongue was removed after it was diagnosed with cancer.

Dr Poltorek added: "We removed the tumour-filled tongue, checking that there were no remaining cancerous cells around the patient's mouth, then collected skin, fat and nerve tissue from the man's buttocks and modelled that into a new tongue, which we sewed into his mouth."

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1965833.html?menu=

John Doe
08-23-2006, 03:50 PM
I guess his breath smell like ass? Sorry couldn't help it. :lol

Taco
08-23-2006, 04:00 PM
This should be in the Troll Forum :lol

ashbeeigh
08-23-2006, 04:07 PM
My roommate who has had knee surgery several times- "Oh the joys of medical technology."

CuckingFunt
08-23-2006, 04:28 PM
What about taste buds?

sa_butta
08-23-2006, 04:29 PM
What about taste buds?Taste butts??

ShoogarBear
08-23-2006, 04:30 PM
Gives a new meaning to the term "talking out of your ass".

1369
08-23-2006, 04:31 PM
From now on I'm pretty sure most things will taste like shit for dude.

polandprzem
08-23-2006, 05:07 PM
Pretty cool

ShoogarBear
08-23-2006, 05:08 PM
Also gives another meaning to "ass-to-mouth".

I'm amazed midge didn't already think of that.

polandprzem
08-23-2006, 05:13 PM
Also gives another meaning to "ass-to-mouth".

I'm amazed midge didn't already think of that.


Shoog you are even worst then midget

ShoogarBear
08-23-2006, 05:17 PM
NOBODY is worse than midge.

midget's stream-of-consciousness makes Freud awaken from the dead in a cold sweat.

polandprzem
08-23-2006, 05:24 PM
Shoog - your theories should be posted on the ST banner or on a T!