View Full Version : Some Real Twilight Zone Bullshit
Today, as I was walking out of the aisle that I was sitting in in my American Lit class, I had my phone and my spiral in my hands and I was trying to put them in my bag. I dropped my phone and I felt it bounce off my shoe. So then I got on the floor and started looking on it. The fucking phone vanished. It went through a wormhole or went back to the future or some shit because that sucker was gone. Wasn't under any seat in my row or the row in front of it. I talked to the guy in charge of the auditorium and he said no one turned it in. Girl at the help desk on the main floor of the building wasn't much help despite the namesake of the desk she works at.
And to make matters worse I had my phone silenced during class so I can't call it. The only possible explanation is that maybe someone picked it up...but I find it hard to believe someone would pick it up and not notice the big tall guy a few feet behind them frantically looking for his phone. Plus I hope they enjoy the two hours of free service they're getting because I'm going to the Sprint store in an hour after I get back from campus and having them kill my service and replace my phone.
But if it wasn't stolen, how does a phone just disappear? Immediately after I felt it hit my foot, I got down and started looking, and I was looking a good 20 minutes and probably disturbing a lot of people coming in for the next class. It's some real Twilight Zone bullshit.
midgetonadonkey
08-25-2006, 02:09 PM
It was stolen.
Did it bounce into your bag?
ShoogarBear
08-25-2006, 02:10 PM
Funny you mentioned this. A cell phone just fell out of the sky and hit me in the head.
Did it bounce into your bag?
I don't think it would have bounced four feet into the air and into my bag. I left no stone unturned, including my bag. It's gone.
leemajors
08-25-2006, 02:25 PM
i was sitting in the back of the texas union movie theatre and dropped a beer bottle in there once. it rolled all the way to the front of the theatre.
Mixability
08-25-2006, 02:27 PM
would never have happened ot Zack Morris:
http://www.brookeoberwetter.com/parenthetically/images/zach_morris_phone.jpg
Rod Serling
08-25-2006, 04:52 PM
You were in a fifth dimension, beyond that which is known to man. It is a dimension as vast as space and as timeless as infinity. It is the middle ground between light and shadow, between science and superstition.
Johnny_Blaze_47
08-25-2006, 04:53 PM
would never have happened ot Zack Morris:
http://www.brookeoberwetter.com/parenthetically/images/zach_morris_phone.jpg
Probably would have broken his foot though.
Mr Dio
08-25-2006, 05:04 PM
Wanna hear something weirder?!?!?!, I shit a cell phone today!!! Corn still on the keypad too!
tlongII
08-25-2006, 05:09 PM
You are obviously as blind as a bat!
LuvBones
08-25-2006, 05:38 PM
That sux to lose your phone like that! I've had some weird twilight zone stuff happening with my car lately.. When I go to places, I'll leave it unlocked and when I come back it's locked. Even just at home I'll leave it unlocked and about 3 times now I've gone back and my car has locked itself. It's not equipped to lock itself either. It's weird.
sa_butta
08-25-2006, 05:46 PM
That sux to lose your phone like that! I've had some weird twilight zone stuff happening with my car lately.. When I go to places, I'll leave it unlocked and when I come back it's locked. Even just at home I'll leave it unlocked and about 3 times now I've gone back and my car has locked itself. It's not equipped to lock itself either. It's weird.If it has automatic locks it may have that feature from the factory cause my civic has that.
LuvBones
08-25-2006, 06:02 PM
It doesn't have automatic locks, and it just started doing that.. I've had this car for a while now.
sa_butta
08-25-2006, 06:12 PM
It doesn't have automatic locks, and it just started doing that.. I've had this car for a while now.http://www.plymouthcentral.com/files/MChristine04.jpg
Is this your car??
ShoogarBear
08-25-2006, 06:50 PM
That sux to lose your phone like that! I've had some weird twilight zone stuff happening with my car lately.. When I go to places, I'll leave it unlocked and when I come back it's locked. Even just at home I'll leave it unlocked and about 3 times now I've gone back and my car has locked itself. It's not equipped to lock itself either. It's weird.
I know what's happening.
You're stoned.
LuvBones
08-25-2006, 07:37 PM
:lmao
;)
http://www.plymouthcentral.com/files/MChristine04.jpg
Is this your car??
:lol
Jimcs50
08-28-2006, 11:41 AM
Maybe it is stuck on your shoe...look down.
man i had one too 6 years ago...
a friend gave me a ride and when i got off i remembered i had my school ID on me... when i got home i took a shower and viola its gone... i had 3 witnesses that i took that ID home... but the next day in school the guard gave it to me...
RandomGuy
08-28-2006, 03:01 PM
Quantum physics theory says that everything has a measurable, real possibility of happening, however slight.
You could be walking across the street, every atom in your body could dissassemble, then reassemble perfectly on mars and do the same thing back again on the other side of the street.
Your phone is on mars.
Or maybe this guy is diversifying from culinary theft:
http://img60.exs.cx/img60/1839/hamburgler.jpg
ShoogarBear
08-28-2006, 03:09 PM
You could be walking across the street, every atom in your body could dissassemble, then reassemble perfectly on mars and do the same thing back again on the other side of the street.
Or the Mavs could win the NBA Championship.
2Blonde
08-28-2006, 03:29 PM
When I first got my new car I would come outside to the parking lot after leaving a store and find all my windows rolled down and the doors unlocked. Knowing that I had locked it before I left, I was freaking out. This happened several times before I finally figured out that because I carry my key-chain in my right front pocket, if the button were facing my hip bones they would get pushed. When you held the unlock button in for a few seconds it unlocks and rolls down your windows so the car can cool off for you. Now I make sure to turn the buttons face out.:lol
Kori Ellis
08-28-2006, 03:30 PM
Maybe it is stuck on your shoe...look down.
:lmao
I was going to say it's in the cuff of his pants.
2Blonde
08-28-2006, 03:32 PM
:lmao
I was going to say it's in the cuff of his pants.I was thinking the same thing, but then I thought with this weather he probably wore shorts to class.:lol
thispego
08-29-2006, 12:43 PM
dude, same thing happened to me a few days ago, i sat down on a couch in the psych lounge area to study for a test and I felt the phone slip out of my pocket and hit the back of my shoe.. I looked EVERYWHERE, under the couch, under and in my bag, everywhere. There was a closed door about 5 feet away from me with a gap at the bottom that I would never think my phone could fit through ( let alone fly through the air about a yard and land as quietly as a feather)... well, i had someone grab a key and unlock that door for me, opened it up and there it was.
Phenomanul
08-29-2006, 01:11 PM
Funny you mentioned this. A cell phone just fell out of the sky and hit me in the head.
Did it flatten your head?
or leave you for dead...
At the rate it was falling...
It must have felt like lead. :lol :lol
PakiDan
08-30-2006, 09:41 AM
would never have happened ot Zack Morris:
http://www.brookeoberwetter.com/parenthetically/images/zach_morris_phone.jpg
:lol :lol :lol :lol
ShoogarBear
08-30-2006, 10:16 AM
Did it flatten your head?
or leave you for dead...
At the rate it was falling...
It must have felt like lead. :lol :lol
Your Dr. Suess-style
Hmm! very good but no match
For my haiku-style!
Phenomanul
08-30-2006, 03:27 PM
Got the phone back btw.
And...... the million dollar question....
Where was it????
I don't know, whoever found it called one of my friends numbers in my call list and gave it to them, and then my friend gave it back to me.
I guess there are some honest people still out there.
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