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Hook Dem
10-25-2004, 10:23 AM
Bush Secret Plan to Draft Elderly Revealed



(2004-10-19) -- Previously unseen documents released by the Kerry-Edwards
campaign today reveal a secret Bush administration plan to draft the elderly
into military service.

"If George W. Bush wins this election, I warn you that he will kill two
birds with one stone," said John Forbes Kerry, the Democrat presidential
candidate. "He'll bail out Social Security by sending our nation's
grandparents to the front lines in Iraq to die in the wrong war."

Mr. Kerry, who is also a U.S. Senator, said, "Senior citizens are patriotic,
plentiful and many of them still have their old military uniforms and
vintage rifles from World War II and Korea. It's a cynical scheme, and
that's why this administration is hiding it until January."

According to details of the secret Bush plan, backdoor-drafted National
Guard and Reserve troops will come home rapidly as they're replaced by
five divisions of combat-ready "geriatric GIs."

To date, the Pentagon has not specifically denied the existence of the
alleged secret plan dubbed 'Operation Joint Replacement.'

President Bush, asked to respond to the Kerry allegation during a campaign
stop, said, "This is the first I've heard of it. But we don't need to
draft our seniors. If we'd let 'em, they'd volunteer. Next question."

Techniguy

Nbadan
10-25-2004, 10:27 AM
If we'd let 'em, they'd volunteer. Next question."

I say WTF? They are just eatting up my retirement investment anyway.

Hook Dem
10-25-2004, 10:33 AM
I say WTF? They are just eatting up my retirement investment anyway.
Newsflash Dan: You're gonna get old too! :lol

Nbadan
10-25-2004, 10:42 AM
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LandShark
10-25-2004, 10:45 AM
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Useruser666
10-25-2004, 10:47 AM
If I were to marry a transvestite, I'd hope it be one pretending to be a man.

Nbadan
10-25-2004, 10:51 AM
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Hook Dem
10-25-2004, 11:00 AM
How pathetic Dan! You do realize Cheney is in the "vunerable" group with his heart condition don't you? Cheap shot!!!!!! :elephant

Spurminator
10-25-2004, 11:02 AM
Not to mention he's one of the most important people in the country... Can you imagine how stupid we would look if our Vice President died of the flu?

But I digress... please carry on with the hilarity.

Hook Dem
10-25-2004, 11:04 AM
Not to mention he's one of the most important people in the country... Can you imagine how stupid we would look if our Vice President died of the flu?

But I digress... please carry on with the hilarity.
Spurminator "gets it". :elephant

CommanderMcBragg
10-25-2004, 11:40 AM
Do to his heart-condition should Cheney step down before he drops like a bad habit?

Hook Dem
10-25-2004, 12:44 PM
Do to his heart-condition should Cheney step down before he drops like a bad habit?
Sounds like a good idea for you McBragg. :lol

Yonivore
10-25-2004, 01:13 PM
Newsflash Dan: You're gonna get old too! :lol
It's entirely possible he won't.

Hook Dem
10-25-2004, 01:17 PM
It's entirely possible he won't.
Good point Yoni. :lol