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thepeopleslawyer
08-29-2006, 08:29 PM
Brazilian gives birth to 14-pound girl


RIO DE JANEIRO, Brazil (AP) -- A 14-pound girl delivered by Caesarean section is so large that her feet reach over the edge of her small crib, hospital officials said Tuesday.

Isabel Vitoria, who was born Sunday, measures nearly 23 1/4 inches.

She is far from the largest ever born in Brazil. That was a 16-pound, 11-ounce baby born in January 2005 in the northeastern city of Salvador.

According to Guinness World Records, the heaviest baby born to a healthy mother was a boy weighing 22 pounds, 8 ounces in Aversa, Italy, in 1955.

Isabel Vitoria was in good health and should go home Wednesday, said Antonio Pimenta, an administrator at the Rocha Faria State Hospital.

She's the first daughter for Elisa Maia dos Ribeiro, 36, who already has three sons. All were large, weighing more than nine pounds, but substantially smaller than Isabel Vitoria.

Ribeiro is diabetic, and doctors said it was common for women with diabetes to give birth to large babies.

http://www.cnn.com/2006/WORLD/americas/08/29/brazil.baby.ap/index.html

ShoogarBear
08-29-2006, 08:30 PM
That kid is going to be a genius! :wow

Douche
08-29-2006, 08:31 PM
^^either that or fatter than T Pork.

ChumpDumper
08-29-2006, 08:33 PM
A 14-pound girl delivered by Caesarean section is so large that her feet reach over the edge of her small crib, hospital officials said Tuesday.Give her a bigger crib dumbass, some dude on the internets said.

1Parker1
08-29-2006, 10:12 PM
That kid is going to be a genius! :wow

:lmao


Imagine the poor Mother...having to carry around a 14 pound baby for 9 months...Bless her.

Vizzini
08-29-2006, 11:11 PM
:ttiwwp:

ShoogarBear
08-30-2006, 12:24 AM
This is not a picture of the baby in the article, but another baby boy born in Brazil in January of 2005 who weighed 17 pounds:


http://msnbcmedia.msn.com/j/msnbc/Components/Photos/050120/050120_brazil_baby_hmed_7a.h2.jpg

ShoogarBear
08-30-2006, 12:25 AM
Here is a picture of his cousin:

http://www.aics-research.com/art/low-2001.jpg

MannyIsGod
08-30-2006, 12:27 AM
daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayum

CuckingFunt
08-30-2006, 12:43 AM
This is why my fucking amazon ass is never having kids. I've got too much Viking blood to want any part of gestation.