Crank

[ALVAREZ6]

How many people plan on seeing this movie??? It comes out this Friday, I personally can't wait to see it.

[Marklar MM]

looks purrdy good.

[midgetonadonkey]

Fuck the movie crank, I'm gonna start smoking crank.

[Marklar MM]

Why are you cranky?

[ashbeeigh]

Why are you cranky?

Didn't you know he's always like that? Oh, and I haven't even heard of the movie. But, perhaps, it may be good if y'all say it is. 3 and a half Spurs out of four?

[TheSanityAnnex]

A friend of mine has downloaded it and said it kicks ass. I can't wait to see it.

[tlongII]

I like Jason Statham so I will see the movie if given the chance. Transporter I & II were good.

[CuckingFunt]

I'll definitely check this one out.

Jason Statham is very fuckable.

[ShoogarBear]

It won't be no Snakes on a Plane, though.

[1369]

I'll definitely check this one out.

Jason Statham is very fuckable.

I'm confused, I thought you were the resident forum member of the flannel wearing all-girls fast pitch team (Gleaned from the O/S thread). Don't you get voted out of the club for lusting after dudes?

[ShoogarBear]

I'm confused, I thought you were the resident forum member of the flannel wearing all-girls fast pitch team (Gleaned from the O/S thread). Don't you get voted out of the club for lusting after dudes?

No, you're correct.

She's just doing this to fug with us.

[CuckingFunt]

I'm confused, I thought you were the resident forum member of the flannel wearing all-girls fast pitch team (Gleaned from the O/S thread). Don't you get voted out of the club for lusting after dudes?
I'm a proud member of the greedy bi team.

[ShoogarBear]

I heard Statham gets a blow job while driving a car shooting at bad guys.

I've tried to do that a couple of times, but could never find some bad guys to shoot.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

I've tried to do that a couple of times, but could never find some bad guys to shoot.

Was he gentle?

[ShoogarBear]

Oh, sure. Anyone can go for the cheap easy points.

[CuckingFunt]

The more impressive feat would be shooting at the bad guys while giving a blow job.

[1369]

That would bring a whole different meaning to "gun control".

[ShoogarBear]

The more impressive feat would be shooting at the bad guys while giving a blow job.

I believe we might be able to reach a mutually satisfactory solution here . . .

[1369]

Shoog, she said she was bi, not post-operative transsexual.

[spurs=bling]

I like Jason Statham so I will see the movie if given the chance. Transporter I & II were good.
thanks tlong thanks alot. i will never look at Jason Statham the same way again.

[ShoogarBear]

Shoog, she said she was bi, not post-operative transsexual.

I'm pretty sure that's a dig, and I'll reply as soon as I finish the reading necessary to confirm it.

[tlongII]

thanks tlong thanks alot. i will never look at Jason Statham the same way again.

Blingy! Don't be cruel girl!

[spurs=bling]

Blingy! Don't be cruel girl!
don't post things like that!!

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Oh, sure. Anyone can go for the cheap easy points.

I liken scoring these points to Tony faking the timeout call, then driving to the hoop while the (was it the Bulls?) were walking off.

[tlongII]

don't post things like that!!


Hey! I can like Jason Statham in a non-sexual, manly kind of way.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Hey! I can like Jason Statham in a non-sexual, manly kind of way.

Or in your specific case, a you-replacing-the-Alba-pic-with-Statham way.

[spurs=bling]

explain yourself tlong,

Like" I like Jason Statham he is a good actor etc etc etc", don't leave open doors old man!!

[ShoogarBear]

Or in your specific case, a you-replacing-the-Alba-pic-with-Statham way.

Gee, thanks for that mental image.

[spurs=bling]

Gee, thanks for that mental image.
:lol

poor shoog, its all tlongs fault.

[midgetonadonkey]

Who the hell is Jason Statham?

[tlongII]

Who the hell is Jason Statham?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v513/tlongII/2006_crank_010.jpg

for Blingy! :lmao

[midgetonadonkey]

The red x is for Blingy?

[spurs=bling]

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/lions_gate_films/crank/_group_photos/jason_statham11.jpg

[midgetonadonkey]

So I take it he is an actor of some sort.

[tlongII]

So I take it he is an actor of some sort.

Have you not seen Transporter or Transporter II?

[midgetonadonkey]

Have you not seen Transporter or Transporter II?

No. I don't watch many movies.

[spurs=bling]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v513/tlongII/2006_crank_010.jpg

for Blingy! :lmao


N I C E

[spurs=bling]

Have you not seen Transporter or Transporter II?
those movies are awesome.

[ShoogarBear]

For those of you studying for college boards, here's some new informationL:

Jimcs50:Brad Pitt :: tlongII:Jason Statham

[tlongII]

those movies are awesome.

Yep. They were good. He makes a good "action hero" actor.

[tlongII]

ShoogarBear:Jimcs50

[spurs=bling]

Yep. They were good. He makes a good "action hero" actor.
there you go!!

[midgetonadonkey]

So he is in movies?

[spurs=bling]

yes.

[midgetonadonkey]

Silent films or talking pictures?

[spurs=bling]

i would like for Jason Statham to make a movie and use my fav weapon......but he has to kill everyone with it, no guns.


http://us.st11.yimg.com/us.st.yimg.com/I/superfoot_1913_3748095

[tlongII]

Blingy is a violent 16 year old.

[spurs=bling]

i am not, i train with those, i have a yellow belt in tae-kwon-do :fro

[ALVAREZ6]

I like Jason Statham so I will see the movie if given the chance. Transporter I & II were good.
I'm also a Jason Statham fan, and I like the Transporter, but Transporter 2 really sucked.

[ALVAREZ6]

Statham was also in the Italian Job

[ALVAREZ6]

If you're interested, here's the movie's official website, it has trailers and crap like that.


http://www.crankfilm.com/

[SpursWoman]

Silent films or talking pictures?


I believe it's one of them "talkies". :spin

[CuckingFunt]

So I take it he is an actor of some sort.
I'm surprised you've never heard of him, Midge. He was in a movie called Snatch.

[atxrocker]

i'll wait for video on this one. way too transporter 2-esque for my liking. transporter 2 was way too over the top and cheesy for me. i liked stidham in transporter 1 and snatch. italian job was ok, too.

[midgetonadonkey]

I believe it's one of them "talkies". :spin

Damn those talking pictures. They caused the death of vaudeville.

[ALVAREZ6]

*bump*


If anyone sees this today, tell me if you liked it or not, and don't spoil anything!

[leemajors]

more weak late summer trash, pass.

[BeerIsGood!]

i am not, i train with those, i have a yellow belt in tae-kwon-do :fro
Since when do yellow belts in TKD weapon train? I never weapon trained in TKD. Had to study Kali for that - now that Kali is fun!!

[midgetonadonkey]

*bump*


If anyone sees this today, tell me if you liked it or not, and don't spoil anything!

Why don't you go see it yourself?

Wait, is it because you can't get into R rated movies?

[JoeChalupa]

I'll wait for the DVD or get it from Mouse.

[Slomo]

I believe it's one of them "talkies". :spinDon't worry, those will never catch on. Just like colours.

[spurs=bling]

Since when do yellow belts in TKD weapon train? I never weapon trained in TKD. Had to study Kali for that - now that Kali is fun!!
when i started we never trained with weapons. i got my yellow belt and stopped going. i just went back and now they have this new thing its called XMA and the dude that started the XMA does TKD so he involved the Kama(the pic i posted)and some other weapons. i still think its stupid but i am getting used to it.

[BeerIsGood!]

when i started we never trained with weapons. i got my yellow belt and stopped going. i just went back and now they have this new thing its called XMA and the dude that started the XMA does TKD so he involved the Kama(the pic i posted)and some other weapons. i still think its stupid but i am getting used to it.

That's funny. I can just picture you walking down the street carrying the kama for protection :lol . That's cool though. It's been a while since I trained in TKD, but I do miss it. My legs were never more flexible in my life than when I trained every day - I felt like Gumby. I swear that was the only thing that kept me from getting serious lower body injuries while playing football in HS and college - every serious athlete should train even if for no other reason.

[ALVAREZ6]

Why don't you go see it yourself?

Wait, is it because you can't get into R rated movies?
Because I can't this weekend, and yes I can get into R movies. You're a funny guy though keep it up.

[midgetonadonkey]

Because I can't this weekend, and yes I can get into R movies. You're a funny guy though keep it up.

I hadn't busted your balls in a while. Just felt like it was appropriate.

[TheSanityAnnex]

those who wait for the dvd should think again.