Cowboys vs Vikings

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The last pre-season game before the season begins.

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Cowboys o-line not very good 1st series. Crayton started instead of T.O. but T.O. is expected to play some tonight.

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Cowboys D :tu

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O-line is sucking horribly on running plays but they are doin pretty good on passing plays.

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Newman doesn't make an easy tackle on Chester Taylor which got a 1st down then Vikings score on the secondary :pctoss

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Cowboys 1st teamers are lookin shitty tonight

[NorCal510]

whats the score and what channel is it on

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Cowboys finally got a stop on a 3rd down.

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whats the score and what channel is it on
I don't know for you but for me it is channel 5, local channel 42.

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Cowboys down at half-time 7-3

[Squid]

-Horry

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O-line was sucky, DEF was sucky after 1st series.

[Squid]

I just drank Big Red. :smokin

-Horry

[Horry For 3!]

I just drank Big Red. :smokin

-Horry
:wtf

[Horry For 3!]

Sorry kid but this is a Cowboys-Vikings discussion only. Move along.

[Squid]

I shave my pubes and give them to homeless kids. :smokin

-Horry

[Squid]

Sorry kid but this is a Cowboys-Vikings discussion only. Move along.

:lmao

[Horry For 3!]

:lmao
There is nothing funny about the truth. Move along.

[Squid]

TheTruth is very funny.

[Squid]

This thread is for serious discussion only.

[Melmart1]

Sorry kid but this is a Cowboys-Vikings discussion only. Move along.
Discussion? Who are you discussing with? Doesn't a discussion require TWO people?

[Squid]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SUXUrctcKpE

This song kicks ass.

[Horry For 3!]

Discussion? Who are you discussing with? Doesn't a discussion require TWO people?
Actually not really as it is a forum, anyone can chime in and make a point about the game. I am typin what I think about it.

[Squid]

I'm sure everybody appreciates your comments about the game.

[Squid]

I know I do.

[Squid]

How's the special teams looking? They might be the key to the season. Any thoughts Horry?

[Squid]

I'm glad I now have such a wonderful thread to discuss such matters with Horry.

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How's the special teams looking? They might be the key to the season. Any thoughts Horry?
Special teams are decent. Hurd fucked up at the very beginning of the game on the kickoff with a hold. Other than that, it has been pretty good. Tyson Thompson is tearing it up on kickoffs.

[CuckingFunt]

:corn:


EDIT: I just noticed that that little guy knocks the popcorn onto the floor and then picks it up and eats it. That's very disturbing.

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Also, Jamaica Rector is getting looks at Punt Return along with Skyler Green. As Cowboys will have to make some cuts pretty soon and my guess would be Sam Hurd and Skyler Green.

[Squid]

:lmao

He took my post seriously. What a douche.

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Skyler Green just fumbled :pctoss He is toast.

[Squid]

Skyler Green just fumbled :pctoss He is toast. :smokin

-Me

[Horry For 3!]

:lmao

He took my post seriously. What a douche.
Look at the fucking Title dumbass, Cowboys vs Vikings.

[Melmart1]

:corn:


EDIT: I just noticed that that little guy knocks the popcorn onto the floor and then picks it up and eats it. That's very disturbing.
Five second rule.

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Jason Hatcher doing good this pre-season, 2 sacks last game and just got one now :tu

[CuckingFunt]

Five second rule.
Five second rule is all well and good if the popcorn falls accidentally. But the fact that he throws it down every time indicates some very deep seated issues.

[Squid]

Come on people. Let's stay on point. Horry went to a lot of trouble to maket his wonderful thread discussing the Cowboys-Vikings game. Read the title of the thread.

[Melmart1]

Five second rule is all well and good if the popcorn falls accidentally. But the fact that he throws it down every time indicates some very deep seated issues.
Nah, it just means that he is a short little guy who can't reach it, so he has to knock it down. SequSpur has to do the same thing to popcorn buckets at the movies.

[Squid]

I tried to do the popcorn trick once. I poked a hole through the bottom and stuck my tentacle in it but the chick I was with was a prude and refused to jack me off.

[Melmart1]

I tried to do the popcorn trick once. I poked a hole through the bottom and stuck my tentacle in it but the chick I was with was a prude and refused to jack me off.
Maybe she didnt want you to ink on the popcorn.

[Melmart1]

They should offer ink as a popcorn condiment at the movies. They have the butter dispensers, why not ink?

[Squid]

Maybe she didnt want you to ink on the popcorn.

I don't see why not. Squid ink is a delecacy in some countries. Japs make pasta out of it.

[CuckingFunt]

Come on people. Let's stay on point. Horry went to a lot of trouble to maket his wonderful thread discussing the Cowboys-Vikings game. Read the title of the thread.
My mistake.

I saw that this thread was for serious discussion and thought that a smiley's eating habits would be an okay topic as long as it was discussed seriously.

[NorCal510]

Vikings > Cowboys

[Squid]

my squid balls > norcal510

[Melmart1]

Vikings > Cowboys
Now them's there some SEEEERIOUS discussion!

[CuckingFunt]

I tried to do the popcorn trick once. I poked a hole through the bottom and stuck my tentacle in it but the chick I was with was a prude and refused to jack me off.
Dammit, Squid! I told you that very night I wasn't a prude. The butter you put on the popcorn was burning my hand is all.

[NorCal510]

my squid balls > norcal510
squid testicles on sushi is good

[Squid]

Dammit, Squid! I told you that very night I wasn't a prude. The butter you put on the popcorn was burning my hand is all.

Next time we just forget the popcorn trick and go straight to the theater bj.

[Squid]

squid testicles on sushi is good

I bet you love testicles of all kinds.

[Melmart1]

Cowboys had to punt. Where is Horry?

[CuckingFunt]

Next time we just forget the popcorn trick and go straight to the theater bj.
Promise?

[Squid]

Horry is missing all the discussion he so longed for.

[CuckingFunt]

Horry is missing all the discussion he so longed for.
Maybe it's not serious enough.

Should we all start scowling as we type?

[Squid]

How are the Vikings kickers looking Horry?

[Squid]

God dammit Horry let's fucking discuss some football!!!

[Squid]

I guess I need to take over now that Horry went crying to Nathaniel.

[Squid]

Oh look at that tackle. :smokin

-Horry

[Squid]

That pass was incomplete. The quarterback threw it wrong. :smokin

-Horry

[NBA Junkie]

Romo picked in the the end zone off a deflected pass.

Vikings cling to 7-3 lead with 13 minutes left.

[NBA Junkie]

Vikings march down the field 60 yards and extend the lead to 10-3 on a Longwell FG of 25 yds.

[Squid]

Horry, don't be rude. NBA Junkie obviously wants to discuss things. Don't deny him that.

[NBA Junkie]

Cowboys march 80 yds down the field and tie the game by converting on two separate 4th down plays inside the Viking 10, culminating in a 1 yd TD pass to Tyson Thompson from Tony Romo. Cowboys thought about going for 2 and the win, but settled for the extra point to even the score at 10.

Looks like OT, Squid!

[angel_luv]

You know it is time for basketball to be back when I start watching football. :lol

[katyon6th]

You assholes ruined a perfectly good game discussion amongst Horry and himself.

[Squid]

Horry really had a nice debate going on with himself. Maybe it was rude of me to have ruined what would have been a very productive thread.

[CuckingFunt]

You assholes ruined a perfectly good game discussion amongst Horry and himself.
What a bunch of inconsiderate pricks! You all should be ashamed.

[NBA Junkie]

What a bunch of inconsiderate pricks! You all should be ashamed.

Yeah, thank god I came to the rescue and salvaged this thread when I did!

[NBA Junkie]

Vanderjagt chokes again in the clutch by missing a 32 YD FG that would've given the Cowboys the win.

[Horry For 3!]

Sam Hurd is makin a point that he should stay on the team even though he missed that TD catch that would of ended the game right now.

[Squid]

Now that is a very valid point. Way to keep up the discussion.

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Fuckin Vanderjagt :pctoss

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Billy Cundiff > Mike Vanderjagt

[Phenomanul]

WOW another miss by V.

[Melmart1]

In all seriousness.. fucking Vanderjagt can't make a gotdamned field goal! Game ends in a tie.

[Horry For 3!]

How the fuck do you miss a 33 yrd field goal and a 32 yrd field goal??? I could make those.

[NBA Junkie]

Well, Vanderchoke misses from 32 again and the game ends in a 10-10 tie.

Cowboys may want to keep Vanderjagt, but sign a guy who can make them when it matters.

[Squid]

How they fuck do you miss a 33 yrd field goal and a 32 yrd field goal??? I could make those. :smokin

-Horry

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Cowboys end the pre-season 3-0-1 :lmao

[CuckingFunt]

This is why I could never get into football. The game lasted how many hours to end in a 10-10 tie?

[Melmart1]

Sam Hurd better make this team.

[NBA Junkie]

Cowboys end the pre-season 3-0-1 :lmao

Book it. The San Antonio Cowboys and the Oakland Raiders will meet in this seasons Super Bowl. :smokin

[NorCal510]

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[Condemned 2 HelLA]

Cowboys end the pre-season 3-0-1 :lmao

......and will begin the season 0-1.

[Taco]

:lmao

Charlie Parker is calling "the kicker" Mike Vanderjackass

[samikeyp]

Charlie Parker is calling "the kicker" Mike Vanderjackass

if the (kicking) shoe fits...:lol

[Mixability]

How the fuck do you miss a 33 yrd field goal and a 32 yrd field goal??? I could make those.

classic roid head post. :lol

[Obstructed_View]

This is why I could never get into football. The game lasted how many hours to end in a 10-10 tie?
Yes, your time is so much better spent on a forum talking about football. ;)

[leemajors]

ties aren't very common in football.

[midgetonadonkey]

It looks like I missed some serious football discussion here last night.

[CuckingFunt]

Yes, your time is so much better spent on a forum talking about football. ;)
The post you quoted was the only thing I said about football all night, and it really didn't take that to write.

[Obstructed_View]

The post you quoted was the only thing I said about football all night, and it really didn't take that to write.
...hence the smiley face.

[Chris]

Vanderjagt+Groin Injury = Merry Xmas Vikings

I'm glad they're doing this crap now instead of the real season where it counts. Why wasn't Suisham kicking in the second half just like he's been doing the entire preaseason?