Hello from England

[Stephen005]

Hi people, how are things?

I am a supporter of the Spurs over here in England. Tottenham Hotspur to be precise who's nickname is Spurs. Heard of us?

[IcemanCometh]

they fucking suck

[ALVAREZ6]

Hi people, how are things?

Bad timing.




Welcome to SpursTalk

[Stephen005]

they fucking suck

That is fighting talk Iceman. We have done in recent times but are improving!

You are the type of person we would like on our forum www.spursforum.co.uk

Someone who speaks his mind and likes to give out mindless abuse. You would fit right in, if you can supply the odd bit of porn as well so much the better.

[IcemanCometh]

I might have used up all my odd porn but I think I still have some freaky porn left

[Stephen005]

I might have used up all my odd porn but I think I still have some freaky porn left

That usually goes down quite well there. If you have any albino porn you will go down in history as a true legend. Come on over and say hello!

[Obstructed_View]

I'm sorry, but what the fuck does a soccer team have to do with basketball again?

[IcemanCometh]

soccer team? I thought we were talking about the Spurs

[Stephen005]

I'm sorry, but what the fuck does a soccer team have to do with basketball again?

We have a common thing in that both called the Spurs. You lot are mighty touchy!

[Obstructed_View]

This forum is called "San Antonio Spurs", not "teams called the Spurs". That's why I don't post about my eighth grade YMCA team in here. But at least that was basketball. If that's not good enough for you, allow me to rephrase:

I'm sorry, but what the fuck does albino porn have to do with basketball again?

[Stephen005]

What is the point in basketball you shuld be asking yourself. Just netball for big girls.

[ALVAREZ6]

I'm sorry, but what the fuck does albino porn have to do with basketball again?
The better question is who the fuck want's to see albino porn?



Stephen005, you might fit in better in the Troll forum.

[IcemanCometh]

crikey and g'day mate we'll put another shrimp on the barbie for you

[spuriffic]

crikey and g'day mate we'll put another shrimp on the barbie for you
Thats an australian accent you fool

[seanspurs]

crikey and g'day mate we'll put another shrimp on the barbie for you


wrong place mate look on the map for England :lol

[Justin91]

crikey and g'day mate we'll put another shrimp on the barbie for you That'd be Australia Numbnuts... If ever there needed to be proof that Americans have no idea about the outside world.

[ALVAREZ6]

And the last 3 posters just posted their first posts....this is getting weird.

[101A]

Damn people, the war's over (both of them); we beat the crap out of the pussy-as... , errrr I mean British TWICE, remember? Now there our international little brother - following us around the world, hopping up and down behind us spewing, you know, "Hey, you better be good or my big brothers gonna kick your ass", or "yeah, what he said".

Anyway, you could at least show Stephen some respect, or at least courteousy!

[Obstructed_View]

What is the point in basketball you shuld be asking yourself. Just netball for big girls.
Okay then. Bye.

[returnofpaxton2]

[QUOTE=101A]Damn people, the war's over (both of them); we beat the crap out of the pussy-as... , errrr I mean British TWICE, remember? QUOTE]

what the hell war are you on about you tool?

[Justin91]

Damn people, the war's over (both of them); we beat the crap out of the pussy-as... , errrr I mean British TWICE, remember? Now there our international little brother - following us around the world, hopping up and down behind us spewing, you know, "Hey, you better be good or my big brothers gonna kick your ass", or "yeah, what he said".

Anyway, you could at least show Stephen some respect, or at least courteousy!
Fuck me you are a thick cunt ! How did you beat the British up ? Duh... Ma I found me some roadkill. Stupid redneck Moron. True enough that you are the bullies of the World, no wonder no nation likes you.

[Justin91]

BTW just wanted to say, I love Spurs... really loved them when Rodman and The Admiral David Robinson were playing.

[Obstructed_View]

Fuck me you are a thick cunt ! How did you beat the British up ? Duh... Ma I found me some roadkill. Stupid redneck Moron. True enough that you are the bullies of the World, no wonder no nation likes you.
Okay. Bye, then. Time to brush your tooth.

[returnofpaxton2]

you got love the american education system. within just one thread one stupid schmuck thinks the UK is Australia, and another thinks It was the USA vs Britain in world war one and two.

[seanspurs]

Fuck me you are a thick cunt ! How did you beat the British up ? Duh... Ma I found me some roadkill. Stupid redneck Moron. True enough that you are the bullies of the World, no wonder no nation likes you.



:tu

[IcemanCometh]

well feck have some o me whiskey gobshit and we can chat about the old country

[CoolJol]

A nice hello post decends into Anglo-American abuse! Bloody 'jocks'.

[Stephen005]

What started at an attempt to bring two sets of Spurs fans together has turned into something totally different. All those burgers clearly turns you lot violent towards others.

[Justin91]

Okay. Bye, then. Time to brush your tooth.

Just another misconception about the Brits... I have been to your country, so know first hand about your country, maybe you rednecks should get out more ?

About the War thing beating us up twice... is that due to the friendly fire, as you dumbfucks usually blow your own up !

[returnofpaxton2]

well feck have some o me whiskey gobshit and we can chat about the old country

i think you may have been attempting an irish accent there. getting closer, but it is still a whole different country :lol

[101A]

[QUOTE=101A]Damn people, the war's over (both of them); we beat the crap out of the pussy-as... , errrr I mean British TWICE, remember? QUOTE]

what the hell war are you on about you tool?

:lol what, did they take the period 1770-1819 out your history books accross the pond?

You aren't losing another one now, are you - we don't need to come over there and save your asses again, do we?

[CoolJol]

well feck have some o me whiskey gobshit and we can chat about the old country

That would be an Irish accent :rolleyes

[spuriffic]

i think you may have been attempting an irish accent there. getting closer, but it is still a whole different country :lol
:lol you plank

[austinfan]

It was the USA vs Britain in world war one and two.

I think the poster may have been referring to the Revolutionary War and the War of 1812. :lol

And we actually have posters from all over the world here not just Americans, but also, Americans who know how to read a map, and even *gasp* Americans who have been to the UK.

[returnofpaxton2]

:lol what, did they take the period 1770-1819 out your history books accross the pond?

You aren't losing another one now, are you - we don't need to come over there and save your asses again, do we?

were there two wars of independance?i think not. your colleague was just being a dumbfuck.


we are not losing any wars fella. how are you getting along in Iraq? Needed our help there didnt you.

[101A]

you got love the american education system. within just one thread one stupid schmuck thinks the UK is Australia, and another thinks It was the USA vs Britain in world war one and two.



:lol

....because wars were invented in the 20th century??!!!

[seanspurs]

:lol what, did they take the period 1770-1819 out your history books accross the pond?

You aren't losing another one now, are you - we don't need to come over there and save your asses again, do we?

ill think you will find thats the mighty USA thats needing help just now

[IcemanCometh]

awa tae fuck yer talkin pish

[Extra Stout]

you got love the american education system. within just one thread one stupid schmuck thinks the UK is Australia, and another thinks It was the USA vs Britain in world war one and two.
You caught American basketball fans on a bad day. Greece beat the U.S. national team, so people are cranky, inasmuch as we like to regard ourselves as the best basketball nation in the world, yet cannot win an international tourney even when we try hard like other nations.

And the wars in question were the American Revolutionary War (which we obviously won) and the War of 1812 (which, frankly, was more of a draw).

And while many are aware that Tottenham Hotspur exists, most Americans who are not Latino regard the English Premier League as about equal in importance to women's billiards.

[Justin91]

:lol what, did they take the period 1770-1819 out your history books accross the pond?

You aren't losing another one now, are you - we don't need to come over there and save your asses again, do we?

What you Yanks think is significant... to us would be insignificant. We have a history longer than 250 years, so there is much much more to learn, and is also the reason we know more and interact with more cultures.

[Stephen005]

Why do Americans always go on about saving peoples asses? Some kind of homoerotic frill no doubt. WOTW right there for you!

[spuriffic]

awa tae fuck yer talkin pish
Right....

[Obstructed_View]

I have been to your country
I thought I smelled shepherds pie and inbreeding.

[ALVAREZ6]

:lmao

bloody Brits...

[CoolJol]

Womens billiards? Good game, good game.

[101A]

were there two wars of independance?i think not. your colleague was just being a dumbfuck.

pssst: 1812.



we are not losing any wars fella. how are you getting along in Iraq? Needed our help there didnt you.

You were there from the beginning. We didn't come in WWII until the Queen was developing a taste for Bratwurst and Streudel.

[Justin91]

Just goes to show, English Gentlmen reaches out to say hello... Neanderthal American Jock gets retarded

[IcemanCometh]

vaffanculo

[seanspurs]

awa tae fuck yer talkin pish


is that Scottish now ? aye :rolleyes

[101A]

What you Yanks think is significant... to us would be insignificant. We have a history longer than 250 years, so there is much much more to learn, and is also the reason we know more and interact with more cultures.

Hey look Jeb, Jethro and BillyBob.....I'm interactin with a feriner.

[returnofpaxton2]

pssst: 1812.




You were there from the beginning. We didn't come in WWII until the Queen was developing a taste for Bratwurst and Streudel.

because you were cared and did everything you possibly could to get out of it, before japan attacked you and you realised that there was nothing you could do but get involved
well done

[ALVAREZ6]

Just goes to show, English Gentlmen reaches out to say hello...
By asking for freaky albino porn and making fun of netball?

[Justin91]

I thought I smelled shepherds pie and inbreeding.
Inbreeding... do you know how big our population actually is ? Are you confusing Britain with Alabama ?

[Obstructed_View]

we are not losing any wars fella.
Yeah, all those Victoria crosses awarded for valor in taking the Falkland Islands back from the sheep. That was impressive.

[Stephen005]

pssst: 1812.




You were there from the beginning. We didn't come in WWII until the Queen was developing a taste for Bratwurst and Streudel.

We had a king at the time

[seanspurs]

vaffanculo


go and take it in your ass urself matey :blah

[ALVAREZ6]

why does this thread have 3 pages?

[101A]

Just goes to show, English Gentlmen reaches out to say hello... Neanderthal American Jock gets retarded


I am no jock

[returnofpaxton2]

Yeah, all those Victoria crosses awarded for valor in taking the Falkland Islands back from the sheep. That was impressive.

i think you might find that we were actually fighting argentina. If you take a look at a map (something that has countries on it) you will see that argentina is a very big country, not a million miles away from southern america.

[austinfan]

Just goes to show, English Gentlmen reaches out to say hello... Neanderthal American Jock gets retarded

It was a nice gesture. People on this forum tend to be pretty flippant or sarcastic, so that probably got misinterpreted.

I love England actually. The Lake District is one of the most sublimely beautiful places on earth. Oh, and London's pretty cool too. :)

[Justin91]

By asking for freaky albino porn and making fun of netball?
You were insulted by taking the piss out of netball ? As for Albino Porn, he is just one sick little bastard !

[Extra Stout]

By asking for freaky albino porn and making fun of netball?
Dolphins extend their penis when they are trying to be friendly towards humans. Englishmen apparently talk about albino porn. We like dolphins, so why the rancor towards the English?

[spuriffic]

By asking for freaky albino porn and making fun of netball?
Read the original post fool

[ALVAREZ6]

You were insulted by taking the piss out of netball ? No.
As for Albino Porn, he is just one sick little bastard !
Yes.

[Justin91]

Yeah, all those Victoria crosses awarded for valor in taking the Falkland Islands back from the sheep. That was impressive.
Better than killing innocent people like you did in Vietnam, and are continuing to do in Iraq. Also just how do you treat your POW's ?

[101A]

We had a king at the time


The lady who shared his bed?

[Extra Stout]

Don't worry Englishmen, we are just cranky. We are not going to invade you. We might invade Greece, though. At one point they were ruled by Muslim Turks, so they could be terrorist sympathizers. And they beat us at basketball.

[Justin91]

the war he is refering to in which they beat us is actually a misconception.

America was yet to be properly founded so infact it was a British cival war on forgien soil

[seanspurs]

Better than killing innocent people like you did in Vietnam, and are continuing to do in Iraq. Also just how do you treat your POW's ?

mind you if the truth was known id say bush had a large hand in 9/11 too

[Justin91]

The lady who shared his bed? Was indeed a Queen...

[101A]

America was yet to be properly founded so infact it was a British cival war on forgien soil

tomato, tomata

[Extra Stout]

Better than killing innocent people like you did in Vietnam, and are continuing to do in Iraq. Also just how do you treat your POW's ?
*AHEM*

It was your boy Winsty who started all this Middle East trouble when he wouldn't share oil revenue with Mossadegh, and got his pal Ike to overthrow him instead.

Firebombing innocent civilians in WWII was his idea too.

[Extra Stout]

Oh, and you all got the whole Israel/Palestine thing screwed up in the first place.

[Obstructed_View]

You have to forgive these guys. They are still pissed that their football team lost to West Ham because so many of the players were suffering from Rod Stewart Syndrome.

[seanspurs]

Oh, and you all got the whole Israel/Palestine thing screwed up in the first place.


Oh please can we start on the your mum is jokes !!!!

[austinfan]

Look, the U.S. and England have both been empires. And the definition of empire includes doing crappy things to people and nations who are weaker than you. I don't happen to agree with that, but neither of our countries has a stellar record when it comes to dealing with the developing world, so we should just leave it at that.

[101A]

Oh, and you all got the whole Israel/Palestine thing screwed up in the first place.


twpnde

[seanspurs]

You have to forgive these guys. They are still pissed that their football team lost to West Ham because so many of the players were suffering from Rod Stewart Syndrome.

Google that did you ? saying that im sure they would have beat greece ?

[Justin91]

Oh, and you all got the whole Israel/Palestine thing screwed up in the first place.

I'd admit to that one... Pure Greed. We could go tit for tat on alot of issues, but there isn't much point. I think you will find that Hitler started the Firebombing innocent civilians

[Extra Stout]

AND you screwed up Iraq in the first place. The Ottomans split it up into three autonomous regions (Kurdish, Sunni, Shia), but NOOOOOOOOO you clever Brits just HAD to make it one country with no regard to ethnic makeup.

Oh, repeat that x a few dozen in Africa, South Asia, etc.

OK, I'm done.

[101A]

AND you screwed up Iraq in the first place. The Ottomans split it up into three autonomous regions (Kurdish, Sunni, Shia), but NOOOOOOOOO you clever Brits just HAD to make it one country with no regard to ethnic makeup.

Oh, repeat that x a few dozen in Africa, South Asia, etc.


piling on.

With the Brits (admitted) much longer history (of which documents are all now declassified), this isn't a fair fight.

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

Can't we all just get along and bash the French instead? Maginot Line my ass.

[CoolJol]

Don't mind us and our dry sarcastic british wit.

...and leave out the politics. Yes we all hate GW Bush ....

[Justin91]

AND you screwed up Iraq in the first place. The Ottomans split it up into three autonomous regions (Kurdish, Sunni, Shia), but NOOOOOOOOO you clever Brits just HAD to make it one country with no regard to ethnic makeup.

Oh, repeat that x a few dozen in Africa, South Asia, etc. Yes... although it did lead to us being the biggest Empire in the World at the time... we practically raped the planet. Although we still keep the riches for ourselves ! I could go on about Slavery, and how the Americans brought off the rich English in Africa etc.

[101A]

Can't we all just get along and bash the French instead? Maginot Line my ass.


Would be fun, but Tony and all....

[101A]

Yes... although it did lead to us being the biggest Empire in the World at the time... we practically raped the planet. Although we still keep the riches for ourselves ! I could go on about Slavery, and how the Americans brought off the rich English in Africa etc.


make sure you check out the political forum...

[Justin91]

Don't mind us and our dry sarcastic british wit.

...and leave out the politics. Yes we all hate GW Bush .... Who does like G W Bush ? french Bashing :lol

[Stephen005]

I am assuming my attempt at inter sport/forum harmony hasnt worked out as planned then?

[seanspurs]

anyway that was kinda 10 mins of fun , hope you improve on your basketball as us on our football ... god bless you all :spin opps soccer

[Justin91]

I am assuming my attempt at inter sport/forum harmony hasnt worked out as planned then?
No in a word... now back to the porn :lol

[ALVAREZ6]

Our soccer is your football, and our football is your american football. Why don't we change your american football to soccer, so your soccer is our football and our football is your soccer?....avoid confusion?

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

Would be fun, but Tony and all....

Eh, he's only half French, and he was born in Belgium. And he takes plenty of lumps around here as it is.

How about Germany? 0-2 in World Wars, and then there's Dirk.

[ALVAREZ6]

I hate Germany

[101A]

Eh, he's only half French, and he was born in Belgium. And he takes plenty of lumps around here as it is.

How about Germany? 0-2 in World Wars, and then there's Dirk.


ever try to have sex in an '81 rabbit?

I hate Krauts.

[Extra Stout]

Who does like G W Bush ? french Bashing :lol
35% of Americans like GW Bush, and maybe 0.5% of the rest of the world.

So that's... 133 million people that like GW Bush!

[seanspurs]

Our soccer is your football, and our football is your american football. Why don't we change your american football to soccer, so your soccer is our football and our football is your soccer?....avoid confusion?

Because we play with a thing called a football as u kick with your feet and its a ball ?

[Justin91]

German's are most soulless puppet people put on this Earth... no humour and fun to them is putting on Leather Pants and smacking each others butt. As for the French they are just Cheese Eating surrender Monkeys... Ooooh the Germans are coming "we surrender, ave some cheese"

[Extra Stout]

ever try to have sex in an '81 rabbit?

I hate Krauts.
They could build a hell of a submarine though.

Their worst sin, in my opinion, was introducing the Tejanos to the accordion.

[101A]

Because we play with a thing called a football as u kick with your feet and its a ball ?


NO - WE play a game with a football, you play football with a soccer ball!

[Extra Stout]

Because we play with a thing called a football as u kick with your feet and its a ball ?
Actually, you are incorrect. It is called football because it is played on foot, as opposed to on a horse.

That is why so many games in the English-speaking countries are called "football."

[seanspurs]

NO - WE play a game with a football, you play football with a soccer ball!


:flag: BUT why call it that when u play with the ball in your hands for most of the game ?

[Justin91]

Actually, you are incorrect. It is called football because it is played on foot, as opposed to on a horse.

That is why so many games in the English-speaking countries are called "football." There is only one Football... it is played with a Ball, using Feet. Rugby is a bit like American Pigskinball, but without Helmets and padding...

[101A]

They could build a hell of a submarine though.

Their worst sin, in my opinion, was introducing the Tejanos to the accordion.

:lol

vs. the Holocaust??

Honestly, it's pretty close.

[101A]

:flag: BUT why call it that when u play with the ball in your hands for most of the game ?

Well, it's obvious, becaue Knute Rockne invented the forward pass!

[Melmart1]

Nothing like a little bit of international diplomacy...

[Justin91]

:lol

vs. the Holocaust??

Honestly, it's pretty close. :smokin

[Extra Stout]

And the reason we call it "soccer" stems from the English Football Association. In the 19th Century, football by EFA rules came to be called Association Football, or "soccer football" for short, to distinguish it from the "rugby football" class of games.

In the U.S., rugby football diverged into two different sports, one of which came to be called "rugby" and the other "football."

[seanspurs]

Actually, you are incorrect. It is called football because it is played on foot, as opposed to on a horse.

That is why so many games in the English-speaking countries are called "football."

i ment in general , if u was to ask most ppl here why its called football they would mostly say the same thing

[ALVAREZ6]

I got it from an ESPN commercial....anyone see it?

[Extra Stout]

i ment in general , if u was to ask most ppl here why its called football they would mostly say the same thing
That's called a "false etymology." Consensus does not necessarily imply truth.

[seanspurs]

That's called a "false etymology." Consensus does not necessarily imply truth.


ill mind and tell every1 :rolleyes

[ShoogarBear]

Welcome to all our new British friends. I'm sure you and the Argentines will get along just dandy.

[GrandeDavid]

Hi people, how are things?

I am a supporter of the Spurs over here in England. Tottenham Hotspur to be precise who's nickname is Spurs. Heard of us?

Stephen, welcome to the site!

[spursjustice]

Actually, you are incorrect. It is called football because it is played on foot, as opposed to on a horse.

That is why so many games in the English-speaking countries are called "football."

hahaha... I have that same issue here in Australia... everyone calls football, soccer, and Australia Football (which is played with hands and feet) football. Even worse, further up the Northern Coast of Australia, they call Rugby, Football...

[ShoogarBear]

Australian Football is the greatest game ever invented.

[Sway]

crikey and g'day mate we'll put another shrimp on the barbie for you That'd be Australia Numbnuts... If ever there needed to be proof that Americans have no idea about the outside world.

Now why did you have to go there? You dont like what one Americans said to you so you decide to attack all Americans. I was right about you...you do have some pent up anti-American feelings.

[Bristol Bison]

By asking for freaky albino porn and making fun of netball?

So have you got any Albino porn then Dave or what?

Also in basketball when a player takes a long range shot, why does one of their wrists go extremly limp? Sol is always pleased to see that......

[Chila]

So, what's going on here?

[Shit Nugget]

shit knows

[pete roughton]

I am a human

[Golf Gaddy]

hey

[Hardcore Egg]

Hello

[Stephen005]

Hello everyone, a lot of new people signed up today.

[Golf Gaddy]

Hello everyone, a lot of new people signed up today.

indeed bruv whats happening around here then?

[Hardcore Egg]

So where abouts in England are you from? Do you know a guy called Philip - he lives in England?

[Stephen005]

indeed bruv whats happening around here then?
Not a lot, you just need to be careful of a few posters. ReturnofPaxton2, Chila, Osvaldo.

They all appear to be the result of a violent bathroom episode the morning after a hot curry.

[CoolJol]

:hat

[Kori Ellis]

Where did you all come from and why are you here?

[CoolJol]

Where did you all come from and why are you here?
Well we popped by last year and thought we'd say hello again. We're fellow Spurs fans. Wow 47,718 posts, that's cool dude!

[Kori Ellis]

Well we popped by last year and thought we'd say hello again. We're fellow Spurs fans. Wow 47,718 posts, that's cool dude!

Most of you just registered yesterday or today. So that's not last year.

I'm not a dude.

[Stephen005]

Most of you just registered yesterday or today. So that's not last year.

I'm not a dude.
Some of these people do seem rather strange individuals.

And it appears one of them has men on the mind!

[SequSpur]

:lmao at this topic...

Stephen, I am going to drop you a PM later on... I was born in England and would like to find out some information.

[Stephen005]

:lmao at this topic...

Stephen, I am going to drop you a PM later on... I was born in England and would like to find out some information.
Sure go for it.

[Jelly]

Where did you all come from and why are you here?

Many of them, who seem to be representing themselves as American, are actually British. I'm "half-British" myself and these guys are using certain phrasing and word arrangements that are not used by Americans, but are subtle enough for most readers not to notice.

They probably jumped in to defend Stephen, who started the thread by very politely introducing himself and pointing out that England has a Spurs team too. Unfortunately, his friendliness was rewarded by a knee-jerk attack from a bunch of rude, juvenile, obnoxious A-holes on this board.

Stephen, I'm sorry you were treated so badly. There are some good people on this board. You just ran into some of the jerks. I thought their comments were uncalled for. Stick around and you'll meet some of the more welcoming people.

Cheers and Good Luck to your team!
:toast

[ShoogarBear]

:lmao at this topic...

Stephen, I am going to drop you a PM later on... I was born in England and would like to find out some information.No, you are not in the Line of Succession.

[dg7md]

A lot of people are pricks.

[MaNuMaNiAc]

How I missed this thread back in September I'll never know! :lol Welcome Brits!

[storts]

YID ARMY

Come on you Spurs