Top 10 reasons why there are no black Nascar drivers!

[Zombie]

Top 10 reasons why there are no black NASCAR drivers:


# 10 - Have to sit upright while driving.
# 9 - Pistol won't stay under front seat.
# 8 - Engine noise drowns out the rap music.
# 7 - Pit crew can't work on car while holding up pants at the same time.
# 6 - They keep trying to carjack Dale JR.
# 5 - Police cars on track interfere with race.
# 4 - No passenger seat for the Ho.
# 3 - No Cadillac's approved for competition.
# 2 - When they crash their cars, they bail out & run.

AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON WHY BLACKS CAN'T BE IN NASCAR...
#1 - They can't wear their helmets sideways!

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Why am I not surprised of the thread starter's identity?

[resistanze]

You forgot to add something about chicken. God, has racism gotten this lazy???

[mookie2001]

what about that dude who drives the waste management car?

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

what about that dude who drives the waste management car?

Yeah, that's Zombie.

[Zombie]

Why am I not surprised of the thread starter's identity?Yeah, i'm all about white power! :rolleyes
If you are referring to nascar, when was the last Nascar thread I have started?
Grow up Moron! You were cool at one time now you just follow what people say about me!
I talk shit in the troll forum, i respect the other forums. I hope one day you will do the same.

[Zombie]

what about that dude who drives the waste management car?
Bill Lester or Sterling Marlin?
Lester is the black guy.
It's a Joke morons!

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Yeah, i'm all about white power! :rolleyes
If you are referring to nascar, when was the last Nascar thread I have started?
Grow up Moron! You were cool at one time now you just follow what people say about me!
I talk shit in the troll forum, i respect the other forums. I hope one day you will do the same.

Actually, I take exception with the thought that I'm a follower here. In fact, I've pretty much thought you were an idiot since the WOAI forums.

I just don't choose to post my disdain of you at every turn, even though it would be warranted.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

And no, I meant the racial overtones, Cooter, not the NASCAR.

In fact, I can enjoy watching NASCAR, I just don't know a lot about the subtle differences like most of the fans are very knowledgable in.

[Zombie]

Actually, I take exception with the thought that I'm a follower here. In fact, I've pretty much thought you were an idiot since the WOAI forums.

I just don't choose to post my disdain of you at every turn, even though it would be warranted.
Cool, Now I know how you feel! :smokin
Do us all a favor, put me on your ignore list! :lol

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Cool, Now I know how you feel! :smokin
Do us all a favor, put me on your ignore list! :lol

It's more fun if you're not.

[mookie2001]

http://i.a.cnn.net/nascar/2006/news/headlines/cup/03/19/blester.first.cup.race/lester.193.jpgthat dudes the shit
blaze and I arent buddies or anything, but at least he doesnt post in the troll forum all the time

[TheSanityAnnex]

I talk shit in the troll forum, Posting a :rolleyes is not talking shit. Sorry.