Well That's A Helluva A Phone Call To Get

[1369]

The wife calls me about 10 minutes ago to let me know I have a "consultation" with the vet about getting the snip later this month.

Consultation my ass. Last time I heard that one my mom was telling me that's what Rover was doing.

We picked him up in a box and planted him that afternoon.

[Bob Lanier]

You're getting a vasectomy from a veterinarian?

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

You're getting a vasectomy from a veterinarian?

That might just be the beginning of his problems.

[1369]

That might just be the beginning of his problems.

No doubt, me and my lovely bride are going to have to talk about this. I'll be damned if I'm going to get cut prior to bow season only to have me draw down on a deer and blowing a nut into my boot.

[ZStomp]

Don't do it!

[1369]

Don't do it!

Gotta do something. I swear I can walk by my wife and she'll get pregnant.

[ShoogarBear]

I still have only the vaguest idea of what your first post meant.

[Frank Brickowski]

I had one last week. In and out in 15 minutes with no pain. I did it on a Friday so I had two days to heal before going back to work. I didn't even have to take Tylenol after the first day. I highly recommend Dr. Talley. Ironic name for a Urologist but he's very good.

[ObiwanGinobili]

Gotta do something. I swear I can walk by my wife and she'll get pregnant.

hahahhah ha. have you tried alllll the alternatives??

of course I see nothgin wrong with the snip snip - and if you are sure you don;t want anymore critters then it;s the best way to go.

my friends husband did it and she got to stand next to him and bask in his discomfort as she and the nurse who was shaving his balls had a discussion about shoe shopping.

[ShoogarBear]

Talley? :lmao You're shittin us.

[Frank Brickowski]

Dead serious.

[tlongII]

I thought you could buy "the morning after" pill over-the-counter now?

[MaNuMaNiAc]

No doubt, me and my lovely bride are going to have to talk about this. I'll be damned if I'm going to get cut prior to bow season only to have me draw down on a deer and blowing a nut into my boot.hmmm... was that... english? 'cause I did not understand one thing in that last sentence http://spurstalk.com/forums/images/smilies/smidepressed.gif

[Ginofan]

hmmm... was that... english? 'cause I did not understand one thing in that last sentence http://spurstalk.com/forums/images/smilies/smidepressed.gif
sounded coherent to me. I guess maybe you have to be a bow hunter.

[Clandestino]

why don't you get her tubes tied?

[kobe_bryant]

your sackless no matter what, as soon as your wife asks you that question, your sackless to start with.

[1369]

Made the "consultation" this morning.

You know, it's one thing to get felt up, but did he have to wink at me when he did it?

[ChumpDumper]

I'm still lost. You kill deer by ejaculating on them?

[BeerIsGood!]

Made the "consultation" this morning.

You know, it's one thing to get felt up, but did he have to wink at me when he did it?
:lol Good thing is once it's done you can just spray it around everywhere without worry...

[dougp]

Made the "consultation" this morning.

You know, it's one thing to get felt up, but did he have to wink at me when he did it?
I don't think you'd get your moneys worth if he didn't wink ;)

[King]

I don't know if you're getting a vasectomy or if your dog died.

[Ballcox]

Talley? :lmao You're shittin us.


You think that one is good, when I had my snip-snip done there was a guy I could have chosen named Dr. Dick Choppe (last named pronounced just like the word chop). I just couldn't go to a guy named Dr. Choppe, fucked with my head too much. Instead chose this old Jewish doctor, he just talked football with me the whole time he was cutting down there. Pretty easy procedure, a little swelling and bruising for a few days, but nothing too uncomfortable.