[ C San Antonio Magazine ]

[expander]

Just a reminder, C San Antonio drops the September Issue today. Distribution spots are now listed on the website www.csanantonio.com or have it directly sent to you by subscription. Enjoy, Cheers! :spin

[MannyIsGod]

I want to define my taste, should I get your magazine?

Gay.

[expander]

This post is not a focus on the fact of you being a $2 bill. This is a signature lifestyle magazine of San Antonio for young professionals on up. Have a sense of class and ignore the post if you do not fit in. Thank You.

[1369]

Pssst, Expander, that would be a $3, not a 2$ one.

[MannyIsGod]

Ah, so your magazine isn't all inclusive. I couldn't figure that out because I was too busy defining my tastes and my culture.

I think I should wear sunglasses inside after dark while smoking a cigarette and wearing all black while I read your magazine. Define that.

[j-6]

How about showing some class and not spamming your "signature lifestyle" rag?

[MannyIsGod]

Oh, and this is what I'll be eating while reading it.

http://www.deskpicture.com/DPs/Miscellaneous/spam.jpg

[katyon6th]

I'll check it out, thanks for the info.

[MannyIsGod]

How about showing some class and not spamming your "signature lifestyle" rag?
You beat me :(

[CuckingFunt]

How about showing some class and not spamming your "signature lifestyle" rag?
Are you kidding? That's currently the hottest trend amongst young professionals throughout the country.

[j-6]

You beat me :(

No, that would be in [ S&M San Antonio Magazine ].

[MannyIsGod]

Dog the Bounty Hunter > C San Antonio

Something about comparing the most white trash yet loveable person on TV to this magazine makes me happy.

[Melmart1]

As a writer I never knock magazines because it is a market I may wish to break into one day. But is San Antonio really a city well-suited to having enough content for a magazine like this? I am sure Buddy and others will have something to say about it, but I have my doubts personally.

And it is kinda lame that this person only had like 10 posts or so before touting their magazine.

[MannyIsGod]

As a writer I never knock magazines because it is a market I may wish to break into one day.
Liar!!!!

http://spurstalk.com/forums/showpost.php?p=1187564&postcount=2510

[CubanMustGo]

And it is kinda lame that this person only had like 10 posts or so before touting their magazine.

And five before he started promoting his printing biz.

[Melmart1]

Liar!!!!

http://spurstalk.com/forums/showpost.php?p=1187564&postcount=2510
I was knocking YOU, jerk!
Damn you are dum.

D
U
M

[IX_Equilibrium]

But is San Antonio really a city well-suited to having enough content for a magazine like this?

You think the only magazine that would suit this city would be Tejano Weekly?

You sound like some snobbish imp from Manhattan who thinks sophistication ceases to exist across the Hudson River.

[MannyIsGod]

Define this!

[Melmart1]

You think the only magazine that would suit this city would be Tejano Weekly?

You sound like some snobbish imp from Manhattan who thinks sophistication ceases to exist across the Hudson River.
I am a snobbish Mexican born and raised on the West Side. So perhaps the things that to me define San Antonio are not the same as someone who reads this type of magazine. So that is why I asked an HONEST question- to inspire debate, not be judged as someone from a city and state that I have never even been to.

[johnsmith]

I am a snobbish Mexican born and raised on the West Side. So perhaps the things that to me define San Antonio are not the same as someone who reads this type of magazine. So that is why I asked an HONEST question- to inspire debate, not be judged as someone from a city and state that I have never even been to.


I'm not from Manhattan and I think culture exists throughout the country, just not in San Antonio. This magazine has no business being promoted in a city in which every celebration revolves around consuming as much beer and skirt steak as humanly possible.
Don't get me wrong, I love all those celebrations, it just isn't a town full of coffee shop attending jackasses that can't go five minutes without their wi-fi pitstops in order to complain about something happening within the government and to write a poem about it. Furthermore, last time I checked, most dining experiences in SA don't involve the food pictured on the website for this magazine, they involve giant plates and chinese buffet lines.

[johnsmith]

Let me rephrase my last post, San Antonio has plenty of culture, just not the type this magazine is promoting.

[j-6]

Let me rephrase my last post, San Antonio has plenty of culture, just not the type this magazine is promoting.


That's probably why this jerkoff is resorting to spamming message boards to draw interest.

[johnsmith]

That's probably why this jerkoff is resorting to spamming message boards to draw interest.


Then this is clearly the wrong board to draw said interest.

I think I hate the guy/girl that started this thread.

[johnsmith]

Yep, I sure do, I hate that person.

[CuckingFunt]

Yep, I sure do, I hate that person.
Needed to take a moment to be sure?

[MannyIsGod]

C San Antonio should do an expose on the Cheetos girl.

[1369]

John is just doing his impersonation of Val Kilmer as Doc Holliday in Tombstone.

[katyon6th]

Perhaps this magazine doesn't appeal to the culture of San Antonio nor is it 'puro' San Antonio, but there are people in this city that it will appeal to.

[johnsmith]

John is just doing his impersonation of Val Kilmer as Doc Holliday in Tombstone.

Oooh, good movie, totally forgot about that one.

[johnsmith]

Perhaps this magazine doesn't appeal to the culture of San Antonio nor is it 'puro' San Antonio, but there are people in this city that it will appeal to.

Who are these people, I want names? I hate them too.

[CuckingFunt]

C San Antonio should do an expose on the Cheetos girl.
She's very avant-garde.

[j-6]

C San Antonio should do an expose on the Cheetos girl.

Ever wonder what part of the tub the Cheeto in her hand came from?

[MannyIsGod]

I always figured it came from the soap dish.

[Melmart1]

Perhaps this magazine doesn't appeal to the culture of San Antonio nor is it 'puro' San Antonio, but there are people in this city that it will appeal to.
I agree with this statement, totally. HOWEVER, my original question was is there enough interest to sustain a magazine like this long-term. I give them all the credit in the world, it's a ballsy and risky launch. I just have my doubts as to whether it will work out over the long-haul.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Back when I was in MS/HS, I had thought of starting a young male's magazine geared towards Hispanics, but could never figure out what I needed to get it started.

[j-6]

I agree with this statement, totally. HOWEVER, my original question was is there enough interest to sustain a magazine like this long-term. I give them all the credit in the world, it's a ballsy and risky launch. I just have my doubts as to whether it will work out over the long-haul.


All bullshit aside, shouldn't the publishers of this thing, to appeal to this "hip professional" demographic, have a bad-ass website with all of their articles accessible online rather than that dinky piece of shit?

[1369]

Hip websites are so bourgeois, they're going for the boho minimalistic/indifferent approach.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

All bullshit aside, shouldn't the publishers of this thing, to appeal to this "hip professional" demographic, have a bad-ass website with all of their articles accessible online rather than that dinky piece of shit?

Gotta have content first.

This may very well appeal to a certain population of San Antonio, but I know I'm just not part of it. And while I believe I could pretty much write for anything, I just don't have the C San Antonio "style" to do so legitimately.

Although, from a total journalism geek's POV, I think their Media Kit is badass.

[katyon6th]

Hip websites are so bourgeois, they're going for the boho minimalistic/indifferent approach.

You must read the magazine.

[Style. Defined.]

You people are such neanderthals. Fine. Mock people who don't happen to lack sophistication and style. You're all obviously jealous that some are better off than you in that regard.

Some people prefer a good Pinot to Lone Star Beer. That shows good taste.

Some people prefer a Beamer to a 1978 el Camino. That shows style.

Some people like to go to exclusive clubs where they only let you in if you are fashionably dressed, so we don't have to socialize with swine like MannyIsGod.

Perhaps there are some who aspire to be cultured and fashionable, but lack the guidance. I think this magazine is a great way to help those people define themselves.

I don't need such help, but I will make several subscriptions for my girlfriends, some of whom often wear the same outfits multiple times in one season.

Maybe if more people in San Antonio had an ounce of class, you savages would have more than just one Nordstrom in your god awful town.

[MannyIsGod]

Best Troll Ever.

[katyon6th]

Although, from a total journalism geek's POV, I think their Media Kit is badass.

As a design geek, I thought the same thing.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Oh, and for people wanting to know who this would appeal to...

Demographics from the media kit:

22-49
51% male / 49% female
51% with a bachelor's degree or higher
38% with annual household income > $75,000

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

:lmao @ Style.Defined.

EDIT: Sorry, forgot the extra period.

[1369]

You people are such neanderthals. Fine. Mock people who don't happen to lack sophistication and style. You're all obviously jealous that some are better off than you in that regard.

Some people prefer a good Pinot to Lone Star Beer. That shows good taste.

Some people prefer a Beamer to a 1978 el Camino. That shows style.

Some people like to go to exclusive clubs where they only let you in if you are fashionably dressed, so we don't have to socialize with swine like MannyIsGod.

Perhaps there are some who aspire to be cultured and fashionable, but lack the guidance. I think this magazine is a great way to help those people define themselves.

I don't need such help, but I will make several subscriptions for my girlfriends, some of whom often wear the same outfits multiple times in one season.

Maybe if more people in San Antonio had an ounce of class, you savages would have more than just one Nordstrom in your god awful town.

Guess this means that we won't be seeing a review of the "Tux and Tennies" ball, or which shoes the Battle Of Flowers Parade gals will be wearing.

[tlongII]

http://img345.imageshack.us/img345/5083/definestylerr7.png

Is that a Dr. Evil impersonation?

[katyon6th]

I don't need such help, but I will make several subscriptions for my girlfriends, some of whom often wear the same outfits multiple times in one season.



That's just crazy talk.

[Melmart1]

Impersonating a fictional character from a mediocre comedy is the height of sophistication. Or don't they tell you that in C Portland.

[Style. Defined.]

Did Dr. Evil wear $8,000 worth of freshwater pearls around his neck?

Didn't think so.


(sigh) Next question?

[MannyIsGod]

You know, the more I look at that picture the more I think it isn't of a woman but of some dude outside of the Saint.


LOOK AT THE MAKEUP!

[tlongII]

Impersonating a fictional character from a mediocre comedy is the height of sophistication. Or don't they tell you that in C Portland.

We are not sophisticated and we are very happy about that. Just a bunch of tree-huggers around here.

[1369]

Did Dr. Evil wear $8,000 worth of freshwater pearls around his neck?

Didn't think so.


(sigh) Next question?

Freshwater pearls? No Mikimoto? How unsophisticated.

Next thing we'll hear from you is Copenhager Long Cut is preferred over Cohiba.

Move along poser.

[katyon6th]

It's like the episode of Sex and the City where that photographer would dress up women as men and photograph them, except here we have men dressing up as women defining style.

[katyon6th]

I think it's fantastic 1369 knows what Mikimoto is. His wife must be proud.

[Melmart1]

It's like the episode of Sex and the City where that photographer would dress up women as men and photograph them, except here we have men dressing up as women defining style.
Puro San Antonio, for sure!

You know, I wouldnt keep adding to this thread except that I really hate spammers disguised as legit members.

[1369]

I think it's fantastic 1369 knows what Mikimoto is. His wife must be proud.

I picked up a string in Hong Kong and then hid them in her car the night before her bridal portrait as a surprise.

[katyon6th]

I picked up a string in Hong Kong and then hid them in her car the night before her bridal portrait as a surprise.

You should be on the cover of the next C San Antonio issue.

I will write them.

[Melmart1]

I picked up a string in Hong Kong and then hid them in her car the night before her bridal portrait as a surprise.
Was it at least a 3 series Beamer? If not, you should really keep that to yourself.

[MannyIsGod]

Whats up with the brackets? I can't figure out the deep meaning of that.

[Melmart1]

It's cus you are not sophisticated enough, duh! Damn Mexicans!

[katyon6th]

The brackets add style.

Duh.

[Style. Defined.]

It's not about what kind of pearls they are, it's how much you paid for them.

Besides, that's not even my picture. I happen to own a sizeable collection of Mikimoto that my second to last boyfriend bought me.

[MannyIsGod]

Its A Gay Man!

[Style. Defined.]

Oh and if that was really my photo, I would have had some work done on my nose.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Oh and if that was really my photo, I would have had some work done on my nose.

There was an episode of "Without A Trace" last night that had Elizabeth Berkeley as the "after" of a girl who had tons of plastic surgery done to feel better about herself for a reality show, then disappeared.

She was obsessed with her ears and getting laid for the first time.

I don't know why, but the show was my first thought when I read that.

[Style. Defined.]

Maybe you should spend less time watching TV and more time having cocktails with friends at an exclusive club.

Not that you could get in...

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

I didn't think anybody with style who parties at all hours of the night would be up at 11:00 a.m.

[Style. Defined.]

Well, I do have a JOB... My accounts don't service themselves. Anyway, I don't party all hours of the night. Only sluts and desperate losers stay at the club past 1:15. As long as I have my cherry mocha triple latte in the morning, I'm good to go for the rest of the day.

Kay, nice talking to you, buh bye.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

No, don't go...please tell me how I can have more style - and in turn, simply be a better human being.

[katyon6th]

Man, he totally owned you, Joe.

[Spam]

Best Troll Ever.

Yet annoying as hell.

[Lebowski Brickowski]

This thread is hilarious. If I weren't lazy I would make trolls called "Naked Abercrombie Model" and "Cole Hahn Is Better Than You" and own this bitch expander. Instead I'll just contiue reading it on my blackberry while I get my Male Mani/Pedi and some lo-lites in my faux-hawk hair-do.

[MannyIsGod]

Man, he totally owned you, Joe.hahahahahhahah

[Jerome]

I don't need no rag to tell my about style.

[Style. Defined.]

I don't need no rag to tell my about style.

No, you need an act of God.


Okay I'm really leaving this time. I feel like I've been in Dillards for the past hour.

[AlamoSpursFan]

a city in which every celebration revolves around consuming as much beer and skirt steak as humanly possible.

God I love San Antonio.

:lol

[G.Q.]

The women from SA know style when they see it.

[tlongII]

I would like to nominate Style. Defined. for "Troll of the Day."

[PM5K]

http://www.oracleofottawa.org/drevil.jpg

http://img345.imageshack.us/img345/5083/definestylerr7.png

I believe this magazine may very well cost....




ONE BILLION DOLLARS....

[SA210]

http://img345.imageshack.us/img345/5083/definestylerr7.png


Kristy Swanson?

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Yeah, well...what are you gonna do?

[j-6]

Best Troll Ever.


Agreed.

"I feel like I've been in Dillards for the past hour."

:lol

[gameFACE]

This is the kind of magazine that ends up next to the SA Current. They come and go. People who need cosmopolitan approval start these things up all the time. The best thing about it is you now have options between the Current and C to use to set your Bill Miller tea on.

BTW, whenever I finally go to Le Reve i'm taking Cheeto's girl with me.

[Spurminator]

Predicted:

After an unsuccessful first year of existance, C San Antonio re-evaluates its target audience, changes format, and becomes Si San Antonio.

[Kori Ellis]

Style. Defined is hilarious, but I disagree with about everything in this thread.

It's cool that the magazine is targeting a different, "high-end" demographic. Contrary to what you all might think, not everyone in San Antonio wants to shop a K-Mart and eat $6 chicken fried steak.

[Kori Ellis]

However, they need to upgrade the quality of the women on their website.

[bigzak25]

Predicted:

After an unsuccessful first year of existance, C San Antonio re-evaluates its target audience, changes format, and becomes Si San Antonio.


:lol

[bigzak25]

the chicken fried steak special is only $3.95 at the zazamora malt house.

[bigzak25]

although, you kinda get what you pay for...

[PM5K]

Do we still have KMart here?

[JoeChalupa]

I'm not in the target area that's for sure 'cause I like shopping at Wal-Mart and love a good chicken-fried steak deal!

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

I wouldn't mind doing the tech writing for them, maybe I should apply.

[JoeChalupa]

I always get what I pay for.

[Mixability]

It's cool that the magazine is targeting a different, "high-end" demographic. Contrary to what you all might think, not everyone in San Antonio wants to shop a K-Mart and eat $6 chicken fried steak.

:tu

and you're spot on with the butt ugly models they chose. :lol

[Buddy Holly]

This is the kind of magazine that ends up next to the SA Current. They come and go. People who need cosmopolitan approval start these things up all the time. The best thing about it is you now have options between the Current and C to use to set your Bill Miller tea on.

BTW, whenever I finally go to Le Reve i'm taking Cheeto's girl with me.

How can you even compare the Current and C? C is more along the lines of City Pages or that other one, I can't remember its name but it just started a few months back.

The Current is an alternative newspaper dealing more indepth with issues that the excuse news uses as filler as well as a lot of more under ground stuff around SA.

[Buddy Holly]

I'm not from Manhattan and I think culture exists throughout the country, just not in San Antonio. This magazine has no business being promoted in a city in which every celebration revolves around consuming as much beer and skirt steak as humanly possible.

For someone so cosmopolitan it seems a awfully hard task to type a properly structured post. Maybe you used Word for spell check and unknowingly formatted it to fuck up your post.


Don't get me wrong, I love all those celebrations, it just isn't a town full of coffee shop attending jackasses that can't go five minutes without their wi-fi pitstops in order to complain about something happening within the government and to write a poem about it.

I guess work should stop on Quarry Village

http://img209.imageshack.us/img209/3818/quarryvillagerd2.png

And on Metropolitan at the Park.

http://www.michaelgimber.com/ProjectImages/metro/image1.jpg


Furthermore, last time I checked, most dining experiences in SA don't involve the food pictured on the website for this magazine, they involve giant plates and chinese buffet lines.

Take that foot out of your mouth and quit generally an entire population based on your eating habits.

Go try Cappy's on Broadway or Fusion on Huebner or Cafe Paladar.

Experience life outside of your own surrounding. Then you might understand why City Pages is still around and by C San Antonio was created and others similar to them both.

[Das Texan]

Style. Defined is hilarious, but I disagree with about everything in this thread.

It's cool that the magazine is targeting a different, "high-end" demographic. Contrary to what you all might think, not everyone in San Antonio wants to shop a K-Mart and eat $6 chicken fried steak.



I do too, other than the comparasions of this rag and the current.


two entirely differnet animals and I have no clue why that was even made as a comparasion.

[NorCal510]

Ah, so your magazine isn't all inclusive. I couldn't figure that out because I was too busy defining my tastes and my culture.

I think I should wear sunglasses inside after dark while smoking a cigarette and wearing all black while I read your magazine. Define that.
people in the bay where their "stunna shades" at night. they even rap about it.

[Zombie]

Style. Defined is hilarious, but I disagree with about everything in this thread.

It's cool that the magazine is targeting a different, "high-end" demographic. Contrary to what you all might think, not everyone in San Antonio wants to shop a K-Mart and eat $6 chicken fried steak.
Fuck K-mart but where is this $6 Chicken Fried steak? :lol :smokin

[CubanMustGo]

I wouldn't mind doing the tech writing for them, maybe I should apply.

Last time this hoser spammed the board I asked when the follow-on mag could be expected:

C++ San Antonio

Never got a response. Pity.

[ashbeeigh]

It's cool that the magazine is targeting a different, "high-end" demographic. Contrary to what you all might think, not everyone in San Antonio wants to shop a K-Mart and eat $6 chicken fried steak.

I agree with you 100%. I just couldn't get the words out straight to not get the shit beat out of me in the thread after saying it.

[IX_Equilibrium]

Props to Buddy Holly. He is one of the few who step up for San Antonio against the negative, shit talking trolls who spew forth the same boring, predictable jabs.

[Zunni]

The obvious comparison between the new rag and the Current is:

Shit he doesn't read, and uses as a Bill Miller tea coaster.

[Zunni]

Props to Buddy Holly. He is one of the few who step up for San Antonio against the negative, shit talking trolls who spew forth the same boring, predictable jabs.
Get a sense of humor. Someone obviously stole yours.

[IX_Equilibrium]

Get a sense of humor.

Get a fucking life.

If I want to prop Buddy Holly, I will.

douchebag

[Melmart1]

Props to Buddy Holly. He is one of the few who step up for San Antonio against the negative, shit talking trolls who spew forth the same boring, predictable jabs.
It's not about "stepping up" for SA. It's about having an HONEST discussion about the long-term viability of such a magazine in the city. It's an underrepresented market for sure, and there is genuine interest. But enough to sustain it long-term? I don't think so. If thinking that this magazine won't last more than 8 months is being a troll, then I better start registering some new screen names.

[LaMarcus Bryant]

is it true johnny blaze does a regular article on this magazine?

[IX_Equilibrium]

It's not about "stepping up" for SA. It's about having an HONEST discussion about the long-term viability of such a magazine in the city. It's an underrepresented market for sure, and there is genuine interest. But enough to sustain it long-term? I don't think so. If thinking that this magazine won't last more than 8 months is being a troll, then I better start registering some new screen names.


I was more talking about some of the other comments, but I did take exception with your initial post.

We'll see if you are right. There is significant growth with emerging scenes. If people keep spending money on arts and entertainment, as well as other aspects of urban development, there is potential for success. I applaud their efforts.

[Kori Ellis]

It's not about "stepping up" for SA. It's about having an HONEST discussion about the long-term viability of such a magazine in the city. It's an underrepresented market for sure, and there is genuine interest. But enough to sustain it long-term? I don't think so. If thinking that this magazine won't last more than 8 months is being a troll, then I better start registering some new screen names.

Sorry but I agree with the former poster. You and the rest of the crew were acting like assholes in this thread. Funny, but assholes.

I'm sure the magazine knows that they aren't catering to the majority of San Antonians and that's obviously not what they are trying to do. They are trying to create a niche magazine. I don't see why it wouldn't survive in it's niche if it's done well. It's been distributed in high end salons and other such places. So don't worry none of you will ever see it :lol

[mookie2001]

you can do alot of things when you owe elpimpo 20 bones

[LaMarcus Bryant]

yeah i would not trust that johnny blaze fella for nothin. if he's making 6 figures, surely he can afford 20 bones, but actually pimpo would be a dick for bickering over such an old debt. thats exactly how mookie gets out of his debts :smchode:

[LaMarcus Bryant]

although, you kinda get what you pay for...


whoa the reappearance of big slave

[Melmart1]

I totally admit to being an asshole in this thread. But I also posed an honest question- will this magazine survive long-term. I simply don't think it will. That doesn't make me a snob, that makes me realistic. When you launch a new magazine in a mid-size city that only caters to a very small part of the populace of the mid-size city, it's hard to do. If it were more of a regional publication I think it would do much better. Just my opinion. I did applaud their efforts in a previous post in this thread.

[Kori Ellis]

But I also posed an honest question- will this magazine survive long-term. I simply don't think it will. That doesn't make me a snob, that makes me realistic. When you launch a new magazine in a mid-size city that only caters to a very small part of the populace of the mid-size city, it's hard to do. If it were more of a regional publication I think it would do much better. Just my opinion. I did applaud their efforts in a previous post in this thread.

Well it depends on what they want to do with it. I can make a low-budget magazine next week and sell it to only 1,000 people and it can survive forever if that's what I want to do. So that's why I think it's a crazy statement to say it can't survive when you don't even know their objectives, their costs, etc.

[IX_Equilibrium]

I totally admit to being an asshole in this thread.

To what end?

Also, most wouldn't consider 1.2 million people a mid-sized city.

[Melmart1]

Ehh, I was simply making fun of the chick in the ad and the original poster being a spammer. But I was honeslty applauding their efforts, I just am not sure it will last is all, and you have to admit that the girl with the pinky in the ad is just retarded, to use Timmy's favorite phrase. I see Kori's points and all are valid. I simply don't agree with them.

And PLEASE don't get started about city size. You will give Buddy Holly a chubby.

[Kori Ellis]

:lol The guy isn't spamming, he's just promoting a magazine about this city. Some people might enjoy it.

And if any of you wouldn't just because there wasn't a King Kong Nachos on the food page, then maybe y'all should learn to scroll.

Every thread isn't for everybody.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Hey Mookie Crew, fuck you.

I tried to pay the debt, but Pimpo said he didn't want me to.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

thats exactly how mookie gets out of his debts :smchode:

I figured it was by whining like a little bitch similar to when his picture gets posted.

[thispego]

just mail it ill give you address

[thispego]

-mookie2001

[gameFACE]

The obvious comparison between the new rag and the Current is:

Shit he doesn't read, and uses as a Bill Miller tea coaster.

Thanks..............I knew someone would get it............

Actually I do read the Current every now and then. And a couple of my lunchtime eateries, Sip and Espuma (now called Cafe Chiapas) are on their distribution list. Sip has some damn good panini.

Hey Buddy - is that Metropolitan place in Travis Park? Residential or hotel?

[ShoogarBear]

I am a snobbish Mexican born and raised on the West Side. So perhaps the things that to me define San Antonio are not the same as someone who reads this type of magazine. So that is why I asked an HONEST question- to inspire debate, not be judged as someone from a city and state that I have never even been to.You're living in NJ and never been to Manhattan?

[ShoogarBear]

Anyway, shouldn't the name of the magazine be Mira! San Antonio?

[Melmart1]

You're living in NJ and never been to Manhattan?
What part of "near Philadelphia" did you not understand?

[ShoogarBear]

You're living north of DC and east of Pittsburgh and never been to Manhattan?

No wonder you're breaking out in hives at the thought of C San Antonio.

[Melmart1]

Actually, if i HAD been to Manhattan, that is when I might have broken into hives that mag. As of now, I merely think it won't succeed.

[MannyIsGod]

Your allowed to be an asshole to a magazine so full of pretention its funny. The least they could do is not put a gay man in place of a woman on their site. Com'on now.

Define. Funny.

[Tampon]

And it is kinda lame that this person only had like 10 posts or so before touting their magazine.


No different from Dawn only posting when there is a NASCAR race and Peter Burns only posting when his wife shows her sweet ass on tv :lmao

[Jimmy]

I Love this forum! one day you have some closet NSYNC lover stealing pictures from Slomo. Next day you have some fat funnel cake maker trying to buy his own softball team. This is better than any reality show on tv.

[Troll]

Best Troll Ever.


Thanks for the new sig :smokin

[Cum]

For someone so cosmopolitan it seems a awfully hard task to type a properly structured post. Maybe you used Word for spell check and unknowingly formatted it to fuck up your post.



I guess work should stop on Quarry Village

http://img209.imageshack.us/img209/3818/quarryvillagerd2.png

And on Metropolitan at the Park.

http://www.michaelgimber.com/ProjectImages/metro/image1.jpg



Take that foot out of your mouth and quit generally an entire population based on your eating habits.

Go try Cappy's on Broadway or Fusion on Huebner or Cafe Paladar.

Experience life outside of your own surrounding. Then you might understand why City Pages is still around and by C San Antonio was created and others similar to them both.

How many times have you used a San Antonio street map to masterbate?

[Smackie Chan]

C San Antonio?

I can just see Mondays headlines if they fail.

Now you C it! now you don't! :lmao



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[johnsmith]

For someone so cosmopolitan it seems a awfully hard task to type a properly structured post. Maybe you used Word for spell check and unknowingly formatted it to fuck up your post.




Take that foot out of your mouth and quit generally an entire population based on your eating habits.

Go try Cappy's on Broadway or Fusion on Huebner or Cafe Paladar.

Experience life outside of your own surrounding. Then you might understand why City Pages is still around and by C San Antonio was created and others similar to them both.

I'm not going to lie to you, I went back and read my post about four times and I still don't see anything wrong with my "post structure". In fact, what is proper "post structure"? Is that something they teach in college now because I've been out of school for a few years and maybe the curriculum has changed, I'm not sure though, could you let me know? Furthermore, do you see the delicious irony in mocking someone's "post sructure" and then finishing it off by telling me to "quit generally an entire population", I think you mean "GENERALIZING" there fatty. Having said all that, I also do not recall describing myself as "cosmopolitan", let me go back and check, nope never described myself as that. What I would do if I were you, and mind you, I'm no expert in this, but what I'd do if I were you is I'd go down to your coffee shop, splash scalding hot coffee in your eyes to get them cleared out, then take a look around San Antonio. What do you see? That's right, drinking and skirt steak. It's easy to generalize a population when it's true jackass. San Antonio residents will be the first to admit that they are an obese, fun loving, partying town, and they are proud of it. Nothing wrong with that, not particularly my thing, but at least they make you feel welcome. Which is unlike the types of people that read these magazines and promote the kind of lifestyle these magazines represent, these people are known as douche bags, you should know, your parents are like this. Now, before you go throwing around any more fucking stupid insults, let me ask you this "Buddy Holly", will you be at one of those places you showed the drawings of? Because if you are, I'm coming to see you after drinking a 12-pack, while eating a fajita, and then I'm going to laugh at your fat girlfriend/wife while she sits there and downs her 1500 calorie vente latte with whip cream.

[johnsmith]

One more thing, I promise you Buddy Holly that I've lived in far more diverse cultures, situations, and geographical areas then you have and guess what, I still think this magazine is fucking retarded and that people that read said magazines are pretentious dickheads. So let's not say stupid things that we can't take back about experiencing life outside my surroundings when you yourself have never left South Texas.

[MannyIsGod]

I'm not going to lie to you, I went back and read my post about four times and I still don't see anything wrong with my "post structure". In fact, what is proper "post structure"? Is that something they teach in college now because I've been out of school for a few years and maybe the curriculum has changed, I'm not sure though, could you let me know? Furthermore, do you see the delicious irony in mocking someone's "post sructure" and then finishing it off by telling me to "quit generally an entire population", I think you mean "GENERALIZING" there fatty. Having said all that, I also do not recall describing myself as "cosmopolitan", let me go back and check, nope never described myself as that. What I would do if I were you, and mind you, I'm no expert in this, but what I'd do if I were you is I'd go down to your coffee shop, splash scalding hot coffee in your eyes to get them cleared out, then take a look around San Antonio. What do you see? That's right, drinking and skirt steak. It's easy to generalize a population when it's true jackass. San Antonio residents will be the first to admit that they are an obese, fun loving, partying town, and they are proud of it. Nothing wrong with that, not particularly my thing, but at least they make you feel welcome. Which is unlike the types of people that read these magazines and promote the kind of lifestyle these magazines represent, these people are known as douche bags, you should know, your parents are like this. Now, before you go throwing around any more fucking stupid insults, let me ask you this "Buddy Holly", will you be at one of those places you showed the drawings of? Because if you are, I'm coming to see you after drinking a 12-pack, while eating a fajita, and then I'm going to laugh at your fat girlfriend/wife while she sits there and downs her 1500 calorie vente latte with whip cream.I found that fucking hillarious. But now I want a damn fajita.

[johnsmith]

I found that fucking hillarious. But now I want a damn fajita.

You know, you come into work in the morning with the intention of doing absolutely nothing but drain payroll only to find yourself being attacked by the manager of a Starbucks. It's really pretty disturbing.

[johnsmith]

I found that fucking hillarious. But now I want a damn fajita.


Of course I was speaking about Buddy Holly, not you Manny, you seem to be of the majority around here that is on our side of this issue, C Magazine is for TWATS. Just wanted to clear up who I was speaking about.

[MannyIsGod]

I bet Gatita reads C Magazine.

[mouse]

now I want a damn fajita.
How about 2 dozen of Tamales, 3 lbs of Barbacoa and a 6 pack of Big Reds?

Long live 1979 :smokin

[Hooters Girl]

I bet Gatita reads C Magazine.

I bet it looks like 3D with her crossed eyes :lol

[j-6]

Buddy Holly's personal terror alert is up to red over this piece of shit?

[johnsmith]

Buddy Holly's personal terror alert is up to red over this piece of shit?


I don't get it?

[dirk4mvp.]

Buddy Holly's personal terror alert is up to red over this piece of shit?


Don't worry he will feel much better when he finds out about the new exit ramp on 281 :lmao

[katyon6th]

I bet it looks like 3D with her crossed eyes :lol

Man, that was a good laugh.

[Mombear]

Man, that was a good laugh.


And to think JonnyBlaze said in another topic you were no fun, :princess

[katyon6th]

And to think JonnyBlaze said in another topic you were no fun, :princess

Did he really? That darn lachino, I'm loads of fun!

[tlongII]

I would read that magazine. I wouldn't subscribe to it, but I would read it if I found it by the toilet or something.

[johnsmith]

I would read that magazine. I wouldn't subscribe to it, but I would read it if I found it by the toilet or something.

I'd read a shampoo bottle if I found it by the toilet.

[Good Vibes]

I'm loads of fun!

She's not kidding! I almost shorted out last night!

[katyon6th]

She's not kidding! I almost shorted out last night!

I want my money back.

[johnsmith]

I want my money back.

Everyone knows you can't return nor get refunded on that stuff.

[katyon6th]

Everyone knows you can't return nor get refunded on that stuff.

If I'm not satisfied with any product, hell yes I'm getting my money back.

[johnsmith]

If I'm not satisfied with any product, hell yes I'm getting my money back.

How will you explain the malfunction to the weird looking guy at the counter of the Adult Video Megaplex store?

[katyon6th]

How will you explain the malfunction to the weird looking guy at the counter of the Adult Video Megaplex store?

This is not up to par, I want my money back.

That's all.

[johnsmith]

This is not up to par, I want my money back.

That's all.

But when you bought it, the guy clearly showed you that it works just fine and he even supplied batteries for it. How are you now going to get your money back? What argument could you possibly have?

[katyon6th]

The customer is always right! Goddamnit.

[johnsmith]

The customer is always right! Goddamnit.

Come on, are you really going to go into the type of store that sells Ron Jeremy wang molds and start an up-roar about the $25 junk you bought? Of course not, you are going to go and spend $40 on a new one.

[katyon6th]

Just leave me alone.

[johnsmith]

Just leave me alone.

Boooooooo

Alright, back to discussing why Buddy Holly sucks as a person.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

I bet Gatita reads C Magazine.

Can she read something totally in English?

[CuckingFunt]

Everyone knows you can't return nor get refunded on that stuff.
Yes you can.

[johnsmith]

I just wanted to keep this one near the top so that Buddy Holly will be sure to read it at 3:30 in the morning. Good morning buddy.

[Buddy Holly]

I'm not going to lie to you, I went back and read my post about four times and I still don't see anything wrong with my "post structure". In fact, what is proper "post structure"?

How about spacing your fucking paragraphs asshole. I really don't feel like reading one big as block of texts. Maybe they like to do that in your family but not mine. Oh wait, I just made a generalization.


then finishing it off by telling me to "quit generally an entire population", I think you mean "GENERALIZING" there fatty.

Are you sure, I think I might have meant you're a cunt.


It's easy to generalize a population when it's true jackass. San Antonio residents will be the first to admit that they are an obese, fun loving, partying town, and they are proud of it.

Wow, you're even more of a fuckhead than I could have imagined.


Which is unlike the types of people that read these magazines and promote the kind of lifestyle these magazines represent, these people are known as douche bags

Why are they douche bags? Because you're an overweight kid with long black hair, a spiked ring around the neck and a black tee with "as i lay dying" or "killswitch" on the front.

What are you, holier than thou, better than the rest? Who the fuck are you to judge anyone?


you should know, your parents are like this.

:lol Really, well since you know my parents, maybe they'll invite you over for some coffee and cake.


Now, before you go throwing around any more fucking stupid insults, let me ask you this "Buddy Holly", will you be at one of those places you showed the drawings of?

I'd have no problem going to the Quarry Village. No problem. The Met at the Park is a apartment building with ground level retail. Depending on what retail said complex will have, maybe maybe not.


Because if you are, I'm coming to see you after drinking a 12-pack, while eating a fajita, and then I'm going to laugh at your fat girlfriend/wife while she sits there and downs her 1500 calorie vente latte with whip cream.

First you call me fat then you call my girlfriend fat. Who are you, TPark?

Wait, I get it. You're one of those south side mexicans that hates everything that has to do with the stereotypical "white culture" or the "white wealthy lifestyle." Fucking pathetic waste of human skin your parents produced.

[Spurminator]

How's this rag doing?

[expander]

I would first like to Thank everyone who has supported the publication. We have now released 8 issues and still growing strong. We are now able to be seen online www.csanantonio.com (Click on the magazine icon and turn the pages) :toast

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

So I was digging through some old threads and wonder what happened to C San Antonio?

[katyon6th]

Another one bites the dust...

[to21]

It went down the drain along with magazines C Reynosa and C Boy's Town.

[CosmicCowboy]

From the website it looks more like a yellow pages that nobody bought ads in.

[exstatic]

From the website it looks more like a yellow pages that nobody bought ads in.

It's a filler/ad site because the domain is for sale. :lol