CosmicCowboy
09-07-2006, 11:20 AM
A guy walks in to a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a
drink and while he's drinking the monkey jumps all around
the place. The monkey grabs some olives off the bar and
eats them. Then he grabs some sliced limes and eats
them. Then he jumps on to the pool table, grabs one of the
billiard balls, sticks it in his mouth, and to everyone's
amazement, somehow swallows it whole.
The bartender screams at the guy, "Did you see what your
monkey did?"
The guy says, "No, what?"
"He just ate the cue ball off my pool table -- whole!"
"Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," replied the guy. "He eats
everything in sight, the little bastard. Sorry. I'll pay for
everything."
The man finishes his drink, pays his bill, pays for the stuff
the monkey ate and leaves.
Two weeks later, he's in the bar again, and his pet monkey
is with him. He orders a drink and the monkey starts
running around the bar again. While the man is finishing his
drink, the monkey finds a maraschino cherry on the bar. He
grabs it, sticks it up his ass, pulls it out and eats it. The
bartender is disgusted. "Did you see what your monkey did
now?" he asks.
"No, what?" replied the guy. "Well, he stuck a maraschino
cherry up his ass, pulled it out and ate it!" said the
bartender.
"Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," replied the guy. He still
eats everything in sight but, ever since he swallowed that
cue ball, he measures everything first."
drink and while he's drinking the monkey jumps all around
the place. The monkey grabs some olives off the bar and
eats them. Then he grabs some sliced limes and eats
them. Then he jumps on to the pool table, grabs one of the
billiard balls, sticks it in his mouth, and to everyone's
amazement, somehow swallows it whole.
The bartender screams at the guy, "Did you see what your
monkey did?"
The guy says, "No, what?"
"He just ate the cue ball off my pool table -- whole!"
"Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," replied the guy. "He eats
everything in sight, the little bastard. Sorry. I'll pay for
everything."
The man finishes his drink, pays his bill, pays for the stuff
the monkey ate and leaves.
Two weeks later, he's in the bar again, and his pet monkey
is with him. He orders a drink and the monkey starts
running around the bar again. While the man is finishing his
drink, the monkey finds a maraschino cherry on the bar. He
grabs it, sticks it up his ass, pulls it out and eats it. The
bartender is disgusted. "Did you see what your monkey did
now?" he asks.
"No, what?" replied the guy. "Well, he stuck a maraschino
cherry up his ass, pulled it out and ate it!" said the
bartender.
"Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," replied the guy. He still
eats everything in sight but, ever since he swallowed that
cue ball, he measures everything first."