I have banged the uglies chick in the world

[cheguevara]

and I feel like crap. of course I was completely drunk but still

she was so fucking ugly that it gives me nausea and chills to think about it. what can I do to forget this???? have you guys banged a monster before?

the only positive thing is that I cannot go lower than that, any regular chick will be better looking which means more pussy

[G.Q.]

I'm sure she's feeling the same way about your ugly ass right now.

[ChumpDumper]

How did you get all the way to northern California?

[cheguevara]

I'm sure she's feeling the same way about your ugly ass right now.

that's the thing. I woulnd't feel half as bad if I wasn't so damn goodlooking

[G.Q.]

that's the thing. I woulnd't feel half as bad if I wasn't so damn goodlooking

I know the feeling.

[AlamoSpursFan]

Slump Buster Forum.

[johnsmith]

Awww, come one. There is nothing more hilarious then nailing a slump buster from time to time. It makes for a wonderful story because as long as you didn't get "romantic" about it the sex is usually hilarious, plus, if you don't run off in the morning or middle of the night, ugly chicks ALWAYS buy you breakfast, of course it is kind of humiliating being out in public with them, but hey, if you nailed an ugly chick you should be too hung over to care anyway.

[Taco]

and I feel like crap. of course I was completely drunk but still


http://www.thespoof.com/picstore/people/resize_670989_ugly%20woman.jpg

You better have been drunk to do this

[jman3000]

haha... we call a friend of mine the monster magnet because he always hooks up with ugos.

[tlongII]

I'd say this is a good reason to quit drinking.

[cheguevara]

thanks john this makes me feel better. I will never do it again(hopefully)

she looked like a younger,uglier version of the woman that killed Selena:
http://www.caller2.com/art/yol.gif

brb, gotta go take another shower....

[johnsmith]

I'd say this is a good reason to quit drinking.


Don't you ever say anything like that again! The occasional lagoon creature nor does anything else every suggest you should quit drinking. That's poppy cock.

[Fillmoe]

cheguevera = the boss of all bosses

[TDMVPDPOY]

manbeasts?

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

Shake it off. The nausea will pass.

And bleach is your friend...

[midgetonadonkey]

I've stuck my dick in some of the nastiest trailer trash around.

[G.Q.]

I only bed women with style and class.

[Style. Defined.]

I only bed women with style and class.

Sorry, I don't sleep with men who post on Internet message boards. Tacky.

This thread makes me want to vomit.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

and I feel like crap. of course I was completely drunk but still

she was so fucking ugly that it gives me nausea and chills to think about it. what can I do to forget this???? have you guys banged a monster before?

the only positive thing is that I cannot go lower than that, any regular chick will be better looking which means more pussy

Did you make Style. Defined. sleep in the wet spot?

[Style. Defined.]

OMG you're SO funny, paperboy.

How's that salary anyway? LOL! I bet you're not even pulling down 6 figures.

[Don King]

OMG you're SO funny, paperboy.

How's that salary anyway? LOL! I bet you're not even pulling down 6 figures.


You want to compare figures with me?

[TDMVPDPOY]

OMG you're SO funny, paperboy.

How's that salary anyway? LOL! I bet you're not even pulling down 6 figures.

6 figures or 6 inches??

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

OMG you're SO funny, paperboy.

How's that salary anyway? LOL! I bet you're not even pulling down 6 figures.

So tell me, what's it like to sleep your way to the middle?

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

6 figures or 6 inches??

Coming from someone with one-liners like "Spurschick, once you go Asian, you don't go caucasian," I can't believe you're trying to talk smack about lack of penis size.

[nkdlunch]

thanks john this makes me feel better. I will never do it again(hopefully)

she looked like a younger,uglier version of the woman that killed Selena:
http://www.caller2.com/art/yol.gif

brb, gotta go take another shower....

bidibidi bang bang

[tlongII]

OMG you're SO funny, paperboy.

How's that salary anyway? LOL! I bet you're not even pulling down 6 figures.

Depends on whether or not you count the decimal points.

[What Is This??]

and I feel like crap. of course I was completely drunk but still

she was so fucking ugly that it gives me nausea and chills to think about it. what can I do to forget this???? have you guys banged a monster before?

the only positive thing is that I cannot go lower than that, any regular chick will be better looking which means more pussy
Toughen up and quit whining!! GI's around the world bang much worse and much nastier and are happy to do it! It's just like becoming a Navy Seal. You have to torture yourself mentally, physically, and emotionally to the breaking point so that you can handle anything. This UGLY piece of ass is your hell week my friend!! You now have the courage to take any piece of ass and make it your own for 2 to 5 minutes. Congratulations.

[AlamoSpursFan]

bidibidi bang bang

That's just wrong. That's just WRONG!!!

:lmao

[NorCal510]

props at least u got some punani unlike many of these rookies in here

[Guru of Nothing]

Dear God, please let this be the only post I make in this thread.

[ShoogarBear]

Why is it I keeping thinking, "I stepped on a duck"?

[CuckingFunt]

There are several benefits to staying somewhat sober. Not fucking ugly girls is one of them.

[Marklar MM]

Why is it I keeping thinking, "I stepped on a duck"?

Quack

[nkdlunch]

some ugly chicks can really fuck. If you discover one of those it's like discovering a diamond in the rough

[polandprzem]

Let't face it - she scored!

[polandprzem]

Should I add POW3D?

[Style. Defined.]

So tell me, what's it like to sleep your way to the middle?


Let's see, I like money and I like to fuck.

I'd say things are going pretty well for me.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Let's see, I like money and I like to fuck.

I'd say things are going pretty well for me.

I guess it's true.

Money can buy you love.

[jman3000]

can i have her number?

[Style. Defined.]

I guess it's true.

Money can buy you love.


Not love, just sex. It also buys me other shit as well.

Sorry, I'm out of your price range.

[j-6]

It also buys me other shit as well.

http://wirelessdigest.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/suri_cruise.jpg


?

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Not love, just sex. It also buys me other shit as well.

Sorry, I'm out of your price range.

Unlike you just admitted, I don't need to pay for my sex.

But you know, whatever works for you. There's always going to be some guy who struck out with everybody else and has the goggles focused on you.

So did you slip cheguevara two or three hundred dollars for the "night of passion?"

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

http://wirelessdigest.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/suri_cruise.jpg


?

:lol

[Style. Defined.]

I don't understand the disconnect.

Congratulations, you don't have to pay for sex. Neither do I.

But when was the last time someone bought YOU a diamond-incrusted iPod holder after one night in his hot tub? It's like having your caviar and eating it too.

[jman3000]

I bought a strawberry-banana smoothie at the ebar in nordstroms yesterday... does that make me trendy?

[jman3000]

those fuckers are good.

[Mrs.Tlong]

I'd say this is a good reason to quit drinking.

Agreed. :tu
You are certainly more passionate now that you've cut down on the boozing.

[101A]

Depends on whether or not you count the decimal points.

You are talking about money, right?