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Hook Dem
10-26-2004, 02:21 PM
10) You are guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack.

9) If you get tired, you can wait 10 minutes and go at it again.

8) The uglier you look, the easier it is to get some.

7) You don't have to compliment the person who gives you some.

6) It's O.K. when the person you're with
fantasizes you're someone else, because you are.

5) Forty years from now you'll still enjoy candy.

4) If you don't like what you get, you can always go next door.

3) It doesn't matter if the kids hear you moaning and groaning.

2) Less guilt the morning after.

1) YOU CAN DO THE WHOLE NEIGHBORHOOD!

SpursWoman
10-26-2004, 02:25 PM
:lmao

xrayzebra
10-26-2004, 02:55 PM
Why didn't someone tell me this sixty years ago...... :smokin :bang

SpursWoman
10-26-2004, 02:57 PM
.....we went and got new costumes last night, too. :eyebrows

1369
10-26-2004, 02:59 PM
You and Shelley hitting "Shades of Love" again? :rolleyes

JoeChalupa
10-26-2004, 03:02 PM
I'm going as an undecided voter. That's some scary shit.

SpursWoman
10-26-2004, 03:14 PM
You and Shelley hitting "Shades of Love" again? :rolleyes


:lol

Useruser666
10-26-2004, 03:15 PM
Top ten reasons sex is better than trick or treating.

10. Unwrapping your treat is half the fun with sex.
9. You can have sex more than just once a year! (well some of us)
8. Costumes aren't required.(well some of us)
7. With sex, only the hard candy is good.
6. The morning after you don't have a tummy ache.(Unless it's the 9 month kind)
5. Sex won't spoil your supper.
4. Sex requires less walking.
3. If you only get one piece a night it's still better than average!
2. Melts in your..............
1. IT'S SEX! If it's not better then you're doing it wrong!!!