I'm new

[Beautiful Disaster]

Hi I'm new. I'm the niece of three members here.

[JackLalanne]

Hi, I'm old. I'm the father of a few senior citizens.

[mookie2001]

are you shellys son?

[MaNuMaNiAc]

are you shellys son?well, if she's a niece, she can't very well be Shelly's son, can she?

[midgetonadonkey]

Are you related to Trainwreck?

[midgetonadonkey]

Are you Trainwreck's nephew?

[mookie2001]

well, if she's a niece, she can't very well be Shelly's son, can she?http://spurstalk.com/forums/images/smilies/smiembarassed.gif

[Solid D]

Welcome to the Forum, Beautiful Disaster!


are you shellys son?

http://www.timvp.com/gomer9.jpg



:lmao

[mookie2001]

i rememeber shelly would say how her son was like 14 or 15, but didnt use the internet or like the spurs...I was like............-what the shit-?

[Solid D]

i rememeber shelly would say how her son was like 14 or 15, but didnt use the internet or like the spurs...I was like............-what the ****-?

http://www.timvp.com/gomer9.jpg



:lmao

[Beautiful Disaster]

no I'm a niece.

[ShoogarBear]

You're not my niece, are you?

[JoeChalupa]

Welcome.

[Beautiful Disaster]

no I'm not your niece

[dirk4mvp]

I'm new too.

[midgetonadonkey]

I've always been afraid of finding out I have a niece I don't know about.

[Beautiful Disaster]

oh yeah 2419 posts. You'r so new

[Squid]

I ink on all the new people.

[Beautiful Disaster]

thanx for that.

[Don King]

And I hold all the bets when fights break out.

[Beautiful Disaster]

haven't heard them. My uncle likes them

[midgetonadonkey]

I don't like them.

[ShoogarBear]

no I'm not your nieceHow do you know?

[spurs=bling]

are you a troll??

[Don King]

are you a troll??


No, you are.

[Beautiful Disaster]

because the three members here are not named you. I'm not related to you

[midgetonadonkey]

Are you Batman's niece?

[Don King]

Midge's folk?

[CuckingFunt]

I've always been afraid of finding out I have a niece I don't know about.
What a strange fear.

[Beautiful Disaster]

is this one of your uncles?
http://www.artisanchurch.com/e-news/uncle-rico-photo.jpg

no. but that's a hilarious thought

[ShoogarBear]

Just because I'm not one of the three people whose niece you know you are doesn't eliminate the possibility of you being my niece, too.

Is this one of your Uncles?

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/6301569385.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

[Beautiful Disaster]

I'm pretty sure I'd know if my grandmother had another son or an extra dauhter.

[CuckingFunt]

I'm pretty sure I'd know if my grandmother had another son or an extra dauhter.
Not necessarily. Sometimes family secrets run pretty damn deep.

[midgetonadonkey]

CuckingFunt is right. I just found out today that I have a dog.

[Beautiful Disaster]

oh yeah my family has secrets but none that deep.

[Beautiful Disaster]

CuckingFunt is right. I just found out today that I have a dog.
congratulations

[CuckingFunt]

CuckingFunt is right. I just found out today that I have a dog.
Me too.

Mine's computer literate.

[Beautiful Disaster]

hehe

[SpursWoman]

Well, you can't be my niece because I'm not related to 2 other members here. That, and the fact that my niece is only 3. :spin

[Beautiful Disaster]

yeah. I don't think my aunts and uncle want people to know I'm their niece though.

[ShoogarBear]

Aunts, hmm. Well, I know of only one pair of sisters offhand . . .

http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/38673000/jpg/_38673687_sherlockholmes300.jpg

[Beautiful Disaster]

really who?

[ShoogarBear]

Ahahahaha. Does one of your aunts live in Houston?

[Beautiful Disaster]

no

[ObiwanGinobili]

maybe she's realted to shelshor?

[Solid D]

:lol This is about one or two more posts shy of being sent to Classic Threads.

[MaNuMaNiAc]

Do your aunts have any sisters?

[Beautiful Disaster]

yes many

[MaNuMaNiAc]

yes manyaah that settles it then, I'm your grandfather

[Al Gore]

Do you have an uncle who sells funnel cakes and has boxes of Spurs jerseys in the house?

[Steve Perry]

Do you have an uncle shorter than you selling a large tv?

[MannyIsGod]

I bet I know who one of your uncles is. He has a mustache!

[Kori Ellis]

I think it's my niece.

[Smackie Chan]

Does your uncle only shop at walmart and does not tip the pizza guy?

[mouse]

Does your uncle smell like fritos and only listens to Reckless Kelly?

[Kori Ellis]

Does your uncle smell like fritos and only listens to Reckless Kelly?

:lmao

[MaNuMaNiAc]

:lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao that sig mouse has is hilarious!!

[Beautiful Disaster]

no to all the above.

[mouse]

Does he spend all day masterbating to map quest in a room full of NSYNC posters?



http://img138.imageshack.us/img138/1767/ddrbn3.gif

[O-Dog]

Hi I'm new. I'm the niece of three members here.


WE DONT GIVE A FUCK!

[mouse]

Does your uncle play golf and like lending cash to Mexicans with big heads?


http://img119.imageshack.us/img119/5189/mouth4cznd1.gif

[mouse]

Does your uncle play Volleyball and claim to make love to 5 girls every night?


http://img107.imageshack.us/img107/8724/orlyrh1.gif

[mouse]

Does your uncle have a hard time saying words with the letter L in them and
can he turn a tv into a watch while only drinking Dr.Peppers?


http://i98.photobucket.com/albums/l269/boone6912/dirty_domo.gif

[mouse]

Does your uncle think he's a super hero and has 6 gifs like this in his sig?

http://img107.imageshack.us/img107/8707/sweet1id9xc0.gif

[TheSanityAnnex]

sauce

[Fillmoe]

this thread is hilarious

[Ghost Busters]

Is your uncle a fat 40 year old wannabe comic who ruins black sports talk radio hosts by calling into the show?

[Spartacus]

I'm Spartacus!

[The sone]

is it bigger than a breadbox?

[SpursWoman]

ROFLMFAO @ mouse


:lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao

[katyon6th]

^ Me too.

[2Blonde]

Sonia in TX has a sister who posts here on the board doesn't she? Who is their brother?