Sex with a hedgehog???

[sa_butta]

Man needed surgery after sex with hedgehog

A Serbian man needed emergency surgery after he had sex with a hedgehog on a witchdoctor's advice.
Zoran Nikolovic, 35, from Belgrade, says the witchdoctor told him it would cure his premature ejaculation.

But he ended up in an operating theatre after the hedgehog's needles left his penis severely lacerated.

A hospital spokesman said: "The animal was apparently unhurt and the patient came off much worse from the encounter. We have managed to repair the damage to his penis."

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1996710.html?menu=

[midgetonadonkey]

:lmao

[johnsmith]

I bet the "witchdoctor" is lauging his/her ass off right now too.

[ShoogarBear]

Witchdoctor my ass.

Sounds like a bar bet.

[jman3000]

:rollin

lmao @ the animal was unhurt.

[Fillmoe]

stupid ass motherfucker..... i hope his next witchdoctor tells him to stick his penis in between a guillotine

[tlongII]

I'd hit it.

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

http://images.gildia.pl/ggk/gry/sonic_the_hedgehog_x360/okladka/w200

"That's what the bastard gets for trying to screw my sister."

[johnsmith]

I bet the "witchdoctor" is lauging his/her ass off right now too.


NNNNooooooooo!!!!!!! My first "typo".........Damn, that ends my 27 years of consecutive perfect..........Time to start a new streak.......shame that I'll have to wait until I'm 54 to match this one.

[Spurminator]

Don't knock it till you've tried it.

[ShoogarBear]

I'd hit it.http://www.agirlsworld.com/amy/fun-facts/pix/hedgehog.jpg

[Fillmoe]

Don't knock it till you've tried it.


maybe you should go try it for us.... and while your at it have sex with lorena bobbit while being blind folded.....

[MaNuMaNiAc]

anybody know is these stories are true??? its hard to picture someone so stupid as to have sex with a hedgehog!!

[johnsmith]

anybody know is these stories are true??? its hard to picture someone so stupid as to have sex with a hedgehog!!


Have you met Fillmoe?

[Spurminator]

and while your at it have sex with lorena bobbit while being blind folded.....

That's the only way I'd have sex with that ugly broad.

[Mrs.Tlong]

I'd hit it.

So is this your newest fantasy? Do you want me to make my coat up into spikes? Squeak?

[ObiwanGinobili]

anybody know is these stories are true??? its hard to picture someone so stupid as to have sex with a hedgehog!!

totally possible.
I was at some stupid party with a bunch of idiots that I barely knew when I was 17 and I saw a drunk dude fuck a cat on a bet from another drunk dude. :( the cat did not survive.
I called the animal control annonamously, I wasn;t brave at at the time. Nothign came of it. they didn;t find the cat.

[johnsmith]

totally possible.
I was at some stupid party with a bunch of idiots that I barely knew when I was 17 and I saw a drunk dude fuck a cat on a bet from another drunk dude. :( the cat did not survive.
I called the animal control annonamously, I wasn;t brave at at the time. Nothign came of it. they didn;t find the cat.


What kind of fucked up parties do you go to?

[ObiwanGinobili]

What kind of fucked up parties do you go to?

kickers. :rolleyes

trust me. I did not hang around with those fuckwads again.

[tlongII]

kickers. :rolleyes

trust me. I did not hang around with those fuckwads again.

Was it the Mookie crew?

[TDMVPDPOY]

whats with these clowns and animals....

[turambar85]

Hah, she was right.

It will cure his premature ejaculation, as I wouldnt suspect he will be doing much of anything for a while now. :lol

[CuckingFunt]

totally possible.
I was at some stupid party with a bunch of idiots that I barely knew when I was 17 and I saw a drunk dude fuck a cat on a bet from another drunk dude. :( the cat did not survive.
I called the animal control annonamously, I wasn;t brave at at the time. Nothign came of it. they didn;t find the cat.
Big size difference between a cat and a hedgehog.

[ShoogarBear]

Big size difference between a cat and a hedgehog.I thought size doesn't matter?

[themvp]

That is sick.

[CuckingFunt]

Just thought about this -- how did he avoid damaging his hands? You'd have to assume he was holding the hedgehog.

[TheSanityAnnex]

five point restraints.

[CuckingFunt]

Didn't know they sold them so small.

[LaMarcus Bryant]

Was it the Mookie crew?


We are not kickers you asshole.

[tlongII]

We are not kickers you asshole.

:lol What are "kickers" anyway?

I'm assuming the party Obi was at was in Victoria... :smchode:

[Squid]

I can picture Mookie and CBF sporting wranglers and ropers.

[sa_butta]

Use to be you would go blind for watching a dog shit, so what happens to you if you see a guy fucking a cat?

[ObiwanGinobili]

:lol What are "kickers" anyway?

I'm assuming the party Obi was at was in Victoria... :smchode:

It was, tho closer to Goliad.

Kickers : country kids. drive big trucks, chew tobacco and spit, like to go mudding, own several pairs of ropers, only wear wranglers, permanant farmers tan, baseball cap of the Justin Boots or PRC variety.



Use to be you would go blind for watching a dog shit, so what happens to you if you see a guy fucking a cat?

nightmares.

[LaMarcus Bryant]

:lol What are "kickers" anyway?

I'm assuming the party Obi was at was in Victoria... :smchode:


kickers are cowboys, jesus christ how much of a yankee are you

[ShoogarBear]

"kicker" = short for "shitkicker"

[ATX Spur]

Imagine being know in school, work, etc. as the guy who fucked a cat at a party. That guy's gonna have some serious karmic retribution.

[ShoogarBear]

You would be known as the guy who got the Ultimate Pussy.

[AlamoSpursFan]

Just exactly how in the HELL did this thread get to 39 posts without ONE Ron Jeremy joke? Sometimes I wonder about you peeps...

:lmao

http://www.meltzner.net/images/jeremy2.bmp

I think I just threw up in my mouth a little...