Week 2 Blog

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Chad Johnson injured following the touchdown reception. (Shoulder)

[scott]

Oakland threatening to score!!!

[scott]

Oakland is on the board!!! Now Tampa is threatening to put up their first points of the season.

[scott]

Bears defense starts the season with 6 quarters of shut out ball... flashback 1985?

[Brutalis]

Culpepper is ruining Miami's hopes and talent.

[GINNNNNNNNNNNNOBILI]

Is the Giants offensive line that bad... or is the Eagles D-line that good?

[NBA Junkie]

Culpepper is ruining Miami's hopes and talent.

Ain't life grand?

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Is the Giants offensive line that bad... or is the Eagles D-line that good?

Both.

[scott]

Culpepper is ruining Miami's hopes and talent.

Not to mention my fantasy team.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Not to mention my fantasy team.

Yeah, guess who my starting QB in the 250 league is.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

RE: Culpepper and MIA.

I haven't been watching this whole game, but looking at his stats, Daunte's been efficient, just not spectacular. I do see five sacks, though, so that tells me it's either more of an offensive line problem or coverage preventing him from making more passes.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

I wish I had a group of people I could sing and make chants with about our clothing.

[scott]

It's actually 7 sacks (for some reason the NFL.com feed is messed up). He's been shittier than his numbers make him look. A TD toss to Chambers right there helps though (although I wish that would have been McMichael).

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Damnit. The ONLY person I didn't want to catch Daunte's TD (250 league) catches it.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

That was a nice catch by Chambers.

[scott]

Addai closing in on a 100 yard rushing bonus for me... don't fuck it up by pulling him now Dungy.

[scott]

2-4-HOU 39 (3:35) R.Carthon right end to HST 37 for 2 yards (D.Robinson).

JESUS CHRIST DUNGY!!!!!!!!

[scott]

Dungy has put in his third string RB... but still has Payton throwing deep to Reggie Wayne... WTF?

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Damnit! I am NOT losing to Guru this week.

Stop giving it to Rudi!

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Go Giants.

(I don't want PHI to have a 2-0 record.)

[samikeyp]

Someone forgot to tell Philly that they were not supposed to be good this year. Damn...that defense is crazy good.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

WOW!

Stupid-ass penalty by Philly!

[GINNNNNNNNNNNNOBILI]

Damn, I wish the Giants would of taken 1 shot at the endzone before settling for a FG

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

New York's winning this game.

[samikeyp]

New York's winning this game.

See what happens when I stop watching the game!

[NorCal510]

Vikings Win!!

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

That does not look good for The Freak.

[dirk4mvp]

Vikings Win!!


Colts won too. :tu

[NBA Junkie]

The Vikings were very fortunate to win despite not scoring an offensive touchdown in the game.

A backward pass on a punt return by Chris Gamble led to a Carolina turnover in their own territory, then a Ryan Longwell TD pass on a fake FG sent the game to OT. In a nutshell, the Panthers beat themselves after having this game in hand.

Julius Peppers is a monster on defense for Carolina!

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

I give up this fantasy week.

I think the only leagues I've got any shot at winning at are the $50 dynasty and a free league.

[scott]

My fantasy team is going to be saved this week by LT and my opponent leaving Amani Toomer on the bench.

[NBA Junkie]

What happened to the Iggles?

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

What happened to the Iggles?

I don't know, but somebody better go check on IceColdBrewski.

[Brutalis]

Chambers is and has been one the best recievers in the game for a couple years now. Culpepper just needs to throw the damn ball. He holds it forever and gets sacked cause he's too pussy to run on his knee.

JH better start the next game this is ignorance. We did this last year, f'd the first half of the season up and went on a streak to make up for. You'd think Saban would do something now that way Culpepper doesn't sabatoge (sp!) the Fins season in heading into just the third game of the year.

[Brutalis]

I forget the details but I saw the Ravens OL pick up a fumble and run a good ways before being pushed out. It was like a fat dude running with a hotdog down a busy sidewalk ya know? That's funny stuff right there.

[samikeyp]

My fantasy team is going to be saved this week by LT

Mine too, hopefully!

[samikeyp]

Although Burriss helped me at the end of that game. Made up for that damn fumble! :)

[MannyIsGod]

My fantasy team is doing well this week, again.

[ALVAREZ6]

Fuck, I lost more than half of my money.

[Brutalis]

^ I had up to 28m before I decided to blow it all :)

[MannyIsGod]

Huard completes a pass to himself then fumbles.

[scott]

Shit, Tennessee sucks so bad that LT might hit the showers early... I need all the points I can get.

[MannyIsGod]

If Mike Bell can' punch one in for me, I'll be very happy.

[MannyIsGod]

Damn, Jake sucks ass.

[samikeyp]

If Mike Bell can' punch one in for me, I'll be very happy.

as would I.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Goddamnit, Schittenheimer.

Kick the FG! You're up by 33 and you go for it on 4th down?

[samikeyp]

Goddamnit, Schittenheimer.

Kick the FG! You're up by 33 and you go for it on 4th down?

No shit....I have SD's kicker too! Damn you!

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Phil Simms is an asshole.

Did anybody else here this argument between him and Nantz about OT? What a prick.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

I almost want Elam to miss so Simms can see a longer fucking overtime.

[NuGGeTs-FaN]

Broncos win an ugly game :smokin

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Al-Jazeera got credentials for next Monday's game at the Superdome.

[Brutalis]

But injuries! They're tired! LMAO!

[ShoogarBear]

I had to stop playing FF. It was ruining my enjoyment of the games.

[Brutalis]

So in otherwords you quit cause you sucked at it. Or is that just me.

[ShoogarBear]

:lol No, I made the playoffs.

[katyon6th]

I almost want Elam to miss so Simms can see a longer fucking overtime.



Fuck Simms.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

This "analysis" by the NBC guys is getting really old quick.

They're really not good at sarcasm.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Well, in the dynasty league, I'm losing to Guru by 0.202 points.

So, unless Terry Glenn and Julius Jones get shot on the field like in The Last Boy Scout, I should be okay.

[katyon6th]

I'm really getting tired of listening to Jim Nance. That guy is a fucking idiot.

[ShoogarBear]

This "analysis" by the NBC guys is getting really old quick.

They're really not good at sarcasm.Bob Costas is the most overrated sportscaster of all time.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Oh Fuck!

We're only minutes away from Pink welcoming me to Football Night in America and me throwing up in my mouth.

[leemajors]

Bob Costas is the most overrated sportscaster of all time.

i would go with him, lampley (outside of boxing, where he is ok), or musberger. and joe buck is rising up the ladder quickly.

[leemajors]

I had to stop playing FF. It was ruining my enjoyment of the games.

statheads are really annoying. it sucks watching the NFL package with your friends and all they do is flip constantly and run to the computer to check their teams. lame.

[TheSanityAnnex]

statheads are really annoying. it sucks watching the NFL package with your friends and all they do is flip constantly and run to the computer to check their teams. lame.agreed.


on another note, chargers dominate again. season starts in two weeks. fuck you raven's fans. if you exist here that is.

[samikeyp]

Al-Jazeera got credentials for next Monday's game at the Superdome.

Put them next to the cheerleaders.

[samikeyp]

We're only minutes away from Pink welcoming me to Football Night in America and me throwing up in my mouth.

Damn Blaze...you weren't kidding! :vomit:

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Drew does know the red jerseys aren't his, right?

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Five plays, three penalties.

At this rate, I'll go to sleep tomorrow morning.

[MannyIsGod]

Fucking Refs are the MVP of this game so far. Can we get a few non penalty plays?

BTW, I <3 Bledsoe

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Damn, they don't get paid by the flag, do they?

[MannyIsGod]

I was wondering what was worse. The Redskins secondary, or the Dallas O Line. I think I'm getting my damn answer.

[MannyIsGod]

Give me a fucking break. These refs are flag happy.

[Brutalis]

Nice catch by OWWWWWWWW!

[MannyIsGod]

Nice catch by OWWWWWWWW!:lmao

GREAT catch.

[ShoogarBear]

Fucking NBC Logo prevented the definitive look at T.O. getting the ball knocked out of his hands! Idiots!

[MannyIsGod]

Fuck The Refs.

[MannyIsGod]

NORTH FUCKING SOUTH RUNNING. Man, what the fuck is this shit?

[ShoogarBear]

Skins' only chance is to keep the game low-scoring and hope for some miracles in the 4th,like last year.

[MannyIsGod]

I hate the playcalling so far; just like last week.

[MannyIsGod]

Man, our D line sucks ass.

[MannyIsGod]

Check that, our DEFENSE sucks.

[Horry For 3!]

Crayton :tu

[T Park]

Patrick Crayton with the TD.

Nice start for the boys.

Of course, they had a nice start last week.

[scott]

Anyone got tabs on what happened to the offseason thread where I said the Redskins were getting a lot of pre-season hype, and therefor would miss the playoffs?

[MannyIsGod]

Anyone got tabs on what happened to the offseason thread where I said the Redskins were getting a lot of pre-season hype, and therefor would miss the playoffs?:lol

Let the Redskins play a game without a large amount of key players out due to injury then we'll judge playoff asperations.

[T Park]

Their defense got worse by giving a Ram defender big money in the offseason.

Thats just plain karma plus commn sense.

[Horry For 3!]

Roughing the QB :lmao

[MannyIsGod]

You can't hit the QB in the head. I hate the rule, though.

[MannyIsGod]

Man, these fuckers are flag happy.

[ShoogarBear]

Lmao!!!!!!!!!!!

[Horry For 3!]

:lmao @ all these flags, GAY

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Oh, WTF Dallas!

Stupid fucking late hit.

[T Park]

That is the worst roughing the quarterback I've ever seen.

[Horry For 3!]

Refs just gave the Redskins 30 yards

[MannyIsGod]

Pass The Fucking Ball Correctly.

[T Park]

lol,

so now a defender in the air, has to stop, MID AIR, and not hit a guy on the ground.


These refs are horrible.

[ShoogarBear]

WTF Brunnell is such a rag-arm.

[MannyIsGod]

Refs just gave the Redskins 30 yardsI'll take whatever we cna get right now.

[Horry For 3!]

Brunell just got speared

[T Park]

Refs just gave the Redskins 30 yards


Thats the biggest understatement of this blog.

[MannyIsGod]

Why can't Brunell just through the fucking ball away there? What a bitch. Why did we trade Ramsey???

[T Park]

Suprised that wasn't roughing the quarterback.

Brunell was breathed on there and actually hit.

[Horry For 3!]

Why can't Brunell just through the fucking ball away there? What a bitch. Why did we trade Ramsey???
Ramsey is not much better. Question is, why don't they play Jason Campbell. I think Campbell has a good future ahead of him.

[ShoogarBear]

The Departed is going to be the shit.

[T Park]

Why did we trade Ramsey???

Probobly cause he sucks too.

He couldn't beat out a weak armed Pennington in New Jersey.

[scott]

The first roughing the passer call was obviously questionable... the late hit on Ayodele was a good call... that was a bone head play by Akin. Good thing the Redskins have their first team O in though... otherwise they might score. :lol

[MannyIsGod]

Probobly cause he sucks too.

He couldn't beat out a weak armed Pennington in New Jersey.Pennington has looked anything but weak armed.

[ShoogarBear]

Hail to the Redskins!
Hail Victory!
Braves on the warpath
Fight for old DC!

[MannyIsGod]

3 points is 3 points. Hopefully they can get a stop.

[ShoogarBear]

WTF is wrong with NBC? I can't hear them playing the Fight Song!

[Horry For 3!]

Pennington has looked anything but weak armed.
True.

Week 1 Pennington: 24/33 319 yards 2 TDs
Week 2 Pennington: 22/37 306 yards 2 TDs 1 INT

[Horry For 3!]

Thompson is a pretty good special teams player

[Horry For 3!]

Freakin Witten!

[Horry For 3!]

Now Witten catches the ball.

[MannyIsGod]

Bledsoe is going to have a good game unless the Redskins find a pass rush. Last week I understood against the Vikings line, but the Dallas line is much weaker so this is just pathetic.

[ShoogarBear]

LMAO Nice hands, T.O.

[MannyIsGod]

A series without a flag. That must me roughing the kicker is about to happen.

[T Park]

Pennington today was blessed with great runs by Coles and Cotchery both like 70 yards.

So that is part of the high number of throwing yards.

[Horry For 3!]

Cowboys recievers decide they aren't goin to catch the ball on this series....

[MannyIsGod]

TO Hands > Mark Brunell's arm

[Horry For 3!]

Pennington today was blessed with great runs by Coles and Cotchery both like 70 yards.

So that is part of the high number of throwing yards.
It doesn't matter how you get the yards.

[T Park]

Its almost playing out like last week damn near.

Cowboys start out huge, and then rest on their laurels.

[MannyIsGod]

Pennington today was blessed with great runs by Coles and Cotchery both like 70 yards.

So that is part of the high number of throwing yards.
Yeah dude, well big passing yardage usually comes from long receptions. WTF?

[Horry For 3!]

Its almost playing out like last week damn near.

Cowboys start out huge, and then rest on their laurels.
Not really, the Cowboys DOMINATED the Jaguars in the 1st quarter. They are not really dominating tonight.

[MannyIsGod]

God damnit Cooley. Brunell throws a decent pass, and fucker cna't hold on.

[samikeyp]

A series without a flag

I too, was amazed.

[T Park]

well big passing yardage usually comes from long receptions

The were 8 and 9 yard throws, that turned into those thanks to their geat running ability.

[MannyIsGod]

The were 8 and 9 yard throws, that turned into those thanks to their geat running ability.Dude, thats besides the freaking point! Are you saying that becaue they got big yard plays from short passes that somehow proves Pennington is "weak armed"?

[Spurminator]

How many commercials is Peyton Manning in?

[ShoogarBear]

If you give Brunell enough time in the pocket, eventually he will be able to successfully throw the ball away.

[MannyIsGod]

Great.

[MannyIsGod]

Just

[MannyIsGod]

Fucking

[Horry For 3!]

That would of been a TD by Glenn

[MannyIsGod]

Great

[samikeyp]

How many commercials is Peyton Manning in?

Too many.

[ShoogarBear]

I thought Carlos Rogers was worse than Kenny Wright, but I may be wrong.

[MannyIsGod]

Cowboys water boys > Redskins secondary

[samikeyp]

That would of been a TD by Glenn

My wife is pissed, she has Glenn and needed that TD in our league! Bastards!! :p

[samikeyp]

Barber took off too early.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

I swear to God, don't run it up the gut AGAIN.

[samikeyp]

Touchdown!

[Horry For 3!]

Barber TD :smokin Took 4 times though :pctoss

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Alright, fine...

[samikeyp]

Hey...whatever works! :)

[MannyIsGod]

K, now we just fast forward to the last 2 minutes of the game with this score, right?

[T Park]

What was that Johnny :lol

Nice TD.

Of course, the game last year at this time, we all thought it was over too.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

You know, Briscoe must suck if that puny team took Vick, Tomlinson, Polamalu, Urlacher, et al. to a last minute prayer.

[MannyIsGod]

Well, that will at least keep it interesting.

[samikeyp]

And there you go Manny.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Sonofabitch.

[Horry For 3!]

Pathetic Special Teams play

[MannyIsGod]

Our best offense is not our offense.

[MannyIsGod]

Man, that was some shitty coverage. Parcells is firing somone over that.

[ShoogarBear]

Hail to the Redskins!
Hail Victory!
Braves on the Warpath!
Fight for old D.C.!

Run or pass and score -- we want a lot more!
Beat 'em, Swamp 'em,
Touchdown! -- Let the points soar!
Fight on, fight on 'Til you have won
Sons of Wash-ing-ton. Rah!, Rah!, Rah!

Hail to the Redskins!
Hail Victory!
Braves on the Warpath!
Fight for old D.C.!

[samikeyp]

Great run though.

[ShoogarBear]

Goooooo refs!

[Horry For 3!]

WTF, can T.O. catch a damn ball

[MannyIsGod]

Damn, that was a pop.

[ShoogarBear]

T.O. really has the twitchy fingers tonight.

[MannyIsGod]

TO Hands = Brunell's Arm. This is they key matchup in the game.

[MannyIsGod]

Ok, The refs flag everything but miss the obvious face mask?

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Nice sack.

[Horry For 3!]

Ware :smokin

[MannyIsGod]

why can't this bitch get rid of the ball when he should?!??!?!?

[ShoogarBear]

WTF, Brunell is worse than any rookie with a little pressure on him.

[MannyIsGod]

Fuck!

[MannyIsGod]

Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck!

[MannyIsGod]

Thats the 2nd time with a weak ass false start tonight, FUCK.

[ShoogarBear]

What a shitty throw.

[MannyIsGod]

oh my fucking god Brunell is horrible.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

That was a weak-ass pussy pass.

And speaking of ass, we need more close-up shots of Washington's punter with the cheerleaders in the background.

[Horry For 3!]

Dallas starts at the 20

[Horry For 3!]

WTF, no one can catch the damn ball

[ShoogarBear]

Got Damn!

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Damn. Glenn got JACKED UP!

[MannyIsGod]

Man, give me at least 3 fucking points on this drive.

[MannyIsGod]

WTF, no one can catch the damn ballThey're all hearing footsteps?

[MannyIsGod]

Ware sucks, why block him?

FUCK.

[Horry For 3!]

Ware is wreckin

[ShoogarBear]

That was kind of slick how they had him follow Cooley in motion, then rush.

[MannyIsGod]

Maybe we can get Mark Rypien to come out of retirement?

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Maybe we can get Mark Rypien to come out of retirement?

How does he accelerate his pass release when he has that walker to carry around?

[Horry For 3!]

4th down

[T Park]

How does he accelerate his pass release when he has that walker to carry around?

Wich one, Brunell, or Rypien.

[MannyIsGod]

Wow dude, if Dallas' recievers would catch a pass or 2, then this game would be long over.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

and in January 2006, they signed 2-time Pro Bowler and Super Bowl XXVI MVP Mark Rypien to a one-game contract.


Rochester Raiders, Great Lakes Indoor Football League

[MannyIsGod]

Rochester Raiders, Great Lakes Indoor Football League:lol

[Horry For 3!]

Cowboys up 17-10, Half-Time

[MannyIsGod]

Man, 2 million dollars for a guy that can't call decent plays or run a smart last minute drive.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Man, 2 million dollars for a guy that can't call decent plays or run a smart last minute drive.

Maybe you can talk Richie Petitbon out of retirement.

[ShoogarBear]

Pettibone was a defensive coordinator, numbnuts.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Pettibone was a defensive coordinator, numbnuts.

I was going for an inept head coach, numbnuts.

[scott]

Pettibone was a defensive coordinator, numbnuts.

Looking at your offense, I think JB's statement still stands true.

[ShoogarBear]

I was going for an inept head coach, numbnuts.Cowboy Norv is your man, then.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Cowboy Norv is your man, then.

Yeah, but that would have been too easy.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Did I just see Bledsoe roll out?

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Goddamnit!

[Horry For 3!]

Too many fuckin penalties

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Ten drops!

[Horry For 3!]

They need to get me in a uniform, at least I know I can catch.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

They need to get me in a uniform, at least I know I can catch.


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[dirk4mvp]

Who'd win in a footrace between Peyton and Bledsoe?

[MannyIsGod]

:lol @ myspace pictures.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Damnit, Manny...I think the thunder knocked out my cable.

[MannyIsGod]

OH FUCK YOU WOAI!

Its on WOAI's end. I'm watching an OTA signal and its out too. What the flying fuck.

[MannyIsGod]

Sweet, its back in time for me to see the inept 'skins offense.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

The HD signal is gone!

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Quick! Everybody call Jeanne Jakle!

[MannyIsGod]

We're right down the street from WOAI, and the lightning around here is insane. They may have gotten hit.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Damn, if I only had the Sirius home kit.

[King]

Ooh..I'm not happy about this at all.

[MannyIsGod]

All this is doing is making me not watch the brutality that is my team's offense.

[MannyIsGod]

Fumbles??

[MannyIsGod]

Someone who can actually see the game tell me wtf just happend, ESPN gamecast just said everyone fumbled.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Julius fumble. Sean Taylor recovers.

WAS ball, DAL 39.

[MannyIsGod]

Betts just ran for 17 yards???

[MannyIsGod]

The signal needs to stay gone! This is what its going to take!

[Horry For 3!]

Roy Williams :smokin

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Betts 17 run
Betts -1 run

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Come on, 'OAI, almost got it.

[MannyIsGod]

Fuck You Mark Brunell!!!

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Give me five more minutes of outage and I'll find some way to blame this on Peter Burns.

[MannyIsGod]

Man, that fucking blows.

[MannyIsGod]

Mine is back. But I think my Grande signal is still out. But OTA is back.

[King]

I have Grande, and I'm back.

[MannyIsGod]

I really really hate Mark Brunell

[MannyIsGod]

Gibbs needs to lay down some fucking law. Penalties are killing them.

[MannyIsGod]

I wish the signal would go out.

[Horry For 3!]

TD Terry Glenn :smokin

[MannyIsGod]

Signal went out a second too late. :lol

[King]

You have to be freaking kidding me

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Woot!

[MannyIsGod]

Russel Crowe would do a better job as our QB. Maybe we can kidnap Brunell and put Russell in his place.

[ShoogarBear]

Adam Sandler would do a better job at QB.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Barrick Nealy, anybody?

[MannyIsGod]

Its time to start throwing some real passes. These gimick plays just aren't going to cut it.

[ShoogarBear]

Saved by the flag. Flucking Brunell.

[Horry For 3!]

:lol @ Jassen's false start saving them a turnover

[ShoogarBear]

FUCKING SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!

Brunell is such a TOOL!

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Good for you guys, Brunell might be gimpy.

[Horry For 3!]

Ellis and Ware :)

[MannyIsGod]

Man, Santana Moss is burning people and Brunell won't throw the fucking ball.

[Horry For 3!]

Man, Santana Moss is burning people and Brunell won't throw the fucking ball.
Because he is laying on the ground

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

:lol The HD audio signal is out.

This is the best commentating I've seen.

Although I can hear it from my mom's room, she has the game on regular TV. I can't hear Collinsworth, either.

[scott]

DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMSDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY

word

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Damnit....Collinsworth.

Oh, and "Redskins Suck!"

[MannyIsGod]

He had enough time at that point to release the ball. Brunell is really holding this team back. It is really really obvious.

With Portis in there, he has a lot less pressure on him, but this is bad.

[Kori Ellis]

Freakin' Brunnell. I had to start him this week and he sucks ass :flipoff I have Santana Moss too. He couldn't just throw one TD to SMoss and call it a night? :madrun

[T Park]

Brunell isn't getting any time to throw the ball.

The offensive line is about 75% of the problem.