Things I will NEVER do again...

[trueD]

Take fast food to a doggie park.

[dirk4mvp.]

Bet cash on the Dallas Cowboys

[angel_luv]

Go to Vegas as a single nanny for two kids under seven.

[Steve Perry]

Try to fix someone's PC over the www.

[angel_luv]

That and trust anything Pop says regarding trade rumors.

[Dan Rather]

Report on a story without checking the facts.

[Debbie Downer]

Read another topic by Tpark

[Zombie Terri Schiavo]

Spit

[mouse]

go to a gtg...............

[Eminem]

Get with Kim

[angel_luv]

go to a gtg...............

I really hope that is not true. :)

[Happy Devil]

Read the Bible.

[T Park.]

Post in this forum.

[Mr Roper]

Have sex with my wife.

[Hungry farmer]

Lace up my own shoes.

[ROFL]

Spit

:lmao

[Jon Benet]

Enter another beauty contest. :depressed

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Enter another beauty contest. :depressed

It would have been funnier/more tragic if you had said "growing up."

[NorCal510]

I will never say never

[1Parker1]

It would have been funnier/more tragic if you had said "growing up."

:lol That's wrong...

[SpursWoman]

Marry a man I met in a bar. :spin




























...but that I met in The Club would be just fine. :angel

[samikeyp]

20 jello shots in one sitting.

[TheSanityAnnex]

shit in the upper deck.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

...but that I met in The Club would be just fine. :angel

Is this going to be like when we had to convince him to take you to P.F. Chang's?

[SMB]

Do What SMB Asks.


baby....... I love when you do What SMB Asks!!

[phyzik]

buy 200 shots for the bar when the Spurs win the championship. (they will win again, I just wont buy :drunk )

[SpursWoman]

Is this going to be like when we had to convince him to take you to P.F. Chang's?


I hope not ... I still haven't been there. :lol

[1Parker1]

...Do Tequilla shots.

[1Parker1]

...Enter a penis contest


...Lemme guess, you lost? :angel

[Zombie]

...Lemme guess, you lost? :angel
:lol :lol :lol :lol :lol

[phyzik]

:lol :lol :lol :lol :lol

In regards to your sig, this country would fall apart without Truckers, I agree. (I was a diesel cashier for 2 years at Love's) but God dammit, you fuckers are fucking nasty!! Your dirtier then a prison ho!

P.S. STAY IN THE RIGHT LANE UNLESS YOU ARE DOING AT LEAST 65!!!

P.S.S. it was always cool when someone refer went out and let us take shit from the truck cause it would spoil otherwise :lol

[PakiDan]

Weez the juice.

[Zombie]

In regards to your sig, this country would fall apart without Truckers, I agree. (I was a diesel cashier for 2 years at Love's) but God dammit, you fuckers are fucking nasty!! Your dirtier then a prison ho!

P.S. STAY IN THE RIGHT LANE UNLESS YOU ARE DOING AT LEAST 65!!!

P.S.S. it was always cool when someone refer went out and let us take shit from the truck cause it would spoil otherwise :lol
Well first off, I shower and shave everyday. There are some morons that make most of us look bad.
Right lane, I feel if we are going through a town we should get the left lane with no cars allowed.
Your final statement, I never get that lucky. The last free damaged freight I got was 4 cases of Gatorade. :lol

[trueD]

shit in the upper deck.:lmao

Where's spellcheckchick when you need her?

[RashoFan]

Take fast food to a doggie park.
I would suggest that you also do not bring fast food near hungry EMT and Paramedics, especially if they have been "running"(calls) all day with no down time.....:D

[Zoran Nikolovic]

Have sex with a hedgehog

[Kevin Trudeau]

Listen to the F.D.A.!

[trueD]

I would suggest that you also do not bring fast food near hungry EMT and Paramedics, especially if they have been "running"(calls) all day with no down time.....:D :lol

Trust me, hungry EMT's could NOT be more ill mannered than 25 unruly dogs roaming free.

Don't let yourselves go so long without sustenance, we're counting on you to save our friggin' lives!

http://www.bucklesofestes.com/images/EMT-Paramedic/s89%20EMT.jpg

[PizzaDeliveryGuy]

Deliver to Manny's place.

[1Parker1]

Ummm actually, no. Ask 2Blonde.

I did, she said yours didn't mean the minimum requirements to enter the contest. :angel

[JoeChalupa]

Eat yogurt.

[desflood]

Leave lipstick where any child under the age of 10 can reach it.

[cheguevara]

meet a blind date when I'm completely drunk

[cheguevara]

turn my back on a CIA agent

[GIG's Doc]

Lie to GIG's girlfriends that they have nothing to worry about..

[Simon Cowell]

Judge another person.

[George W Bush]

eat a preztel

[Ghandi]

Eat

[angel_luv]

eat a preztel

Or be elected President.
:)