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Solid D
09-20-2006, 09:58 AM
How many of you all know this guy?

I know this guy. No, I don't know Mark Giorgio, per se, but I know someone who would do it.... and maybe even do it again. :lol

http://www.cnn.com/2006/US/09/20/chasingmoney.ap/index.html

PALMETTO, Florida (AP) -- Mark Giorgio figured a 50-foot plunge was worth $20. Giorgio, 47, was counting his money and walking across the U.S. 41 bridge over the Manatee River Monday when a $20 bill blew out of his hand and flew over the rail.

He followed. And plummeted 50 feet into the river. Then he swam about 100 yards to fish the bill from the water.

"I got my money back, hell yeah," Giorgio told the Sarasota Herald-Tribune. "Twenty bucks is a lot of money when you're broke."

He was fished from the water by a passing Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission officer.

Giorgio, who said he was already suffering from a broken collarbone, refused treatment for cuts and scrapes he suffered in the fall.

MaNuMaNiAc
09-20-2006, 11:09 AM
if you're desperate enough I guess

sa_butta
09-20-2006, 11:10 AM
Two words.

Fuck that.

midgetonadonkey
09-20-2006, 11:14 AM
I would do that for $20 right about now. I'm fucking broke.

1369
09-20-2006, 11:15 AM
Isn't Mouse's first name Mark?

sa_butta
09-20-2006, 11:15 AM
I would do that for $20 right about now. I'm fucking broke.Go give some plasma instead of breaking your collarbone.

midgetonadonkey
09-20-2006, 11:15 AM
I don't like needles.

sa_butta
09-20-2006, 11:17 AM
I don't like needles.Sperm Bank.

midgetonadonkey
09-20-2006, 11:19 AM
Sperm Bank.

They pay? If that's the case I'm fucking there.

sa_butta
09-20-2006, 11:21 AM
They pay? If that's the case I'm fucking there.I would thinks so, I wouldnt give a nut to some sperm bank for nothing.

midgetonadonkey
09-20-2006, 11:23 AM
I would thinks so, I wouldnt give a nut to some sperm bank for nothing.

I give a nut to my sock for nothing every night.

sa_butta
09-20-2006, 11:27 AM
I give a nut to my sock for nothing every night.Poor sock. Are you wearing it now?

midgetonadonkey
09-20-2006, 11:29 AM
Poor sock. Are you wearing it now?

I never took it off. It's been stuck to my cock for 3 days now.

sa_butta
09-20-2006, 11:31 AM
I never took it off. It's been stuck to my cock for 3 days now.I never even thought of a cock sock. That is a great idea. who wants to walk around with nut on their pants??

midgetonadonkey
09-20-2006, 11:35 AM
I started using the sock because I would whip it out of my zipper and go to town that way but I always ended up with mecco stains on the front of my pants.

PM5K
09-20-2006, 02:56 PM
I never took it off. It's been stuck to my cock for 3 days now.

Fucking hilarious...

mcornelio
09-20-2006, 05:52 PM
:lol leave it up to midge to make me laught on a really shitty day.