Week Four Games Blog

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

1. Vince Young era starting in Tennessee.

2. Chris Simms had three pints of blood taken from him during surgery.

3. The Blaze desperately need a win in the 250 league.

4. Chris Henry probably inactive for the CIN-NE game (not due to his being drunk and maybe in violation of team and legal probations, but for being drunk with an Aggie in the backseat)

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

So much for that guarantee, Fillmoe.



1-10-SF 13
(9:02) D.Huard pass to D.Hall for 13 yards, TOUCHDOWN.

[Trainwreck2100]

Th Cowboys game is on pause till food gets here :depressed

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

That was pretty fucked up by Haynesworth.

[Horry For 3!]

That was pretty fucked up by Haynesworth.
Yup, I was about to type that in here.

[Horry For 3!]

It wasn't pretty fucked up, it WAS fucked up.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Eh, you knew what I meant.

That's a suspension - either by the league or the Titans.

[Horry For 3!]

Eh, you knew what I meant.

That's a suspension - either by the league or the Titans.
For sure + fine.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Terrence Newman got Jacked Up!

Too bad it was a white uniform that did it.

[Horry For 3!]

WTF is up with Cowboys players takin out Cowboys players.

First Hurd runs into and hits the ball out of Witten's hands n knocks him down. Then just now Burnett messes up Newman.

[Horry For 3!]

2 TDs for Glenn, 1 TD for each running back

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

OMGWTFBBQ!

The Texans just won the Super Bowl!

WHOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

Oh, wait...Mario Williams 1.5 sacks.

[MannyIsGod]

Joe, you're posts suck today.

[Horry For 3!]

OMGWTFBBQ!

The Texans just won the Super Bowl!

WHOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

Oh, wait...Mario Williams 1.5 sacks.
He actually did something, it is a miracle. Plus the Texans are actually winning right now.... don't know for how long.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Joe, you're posts suck today.

I need good banter.

Look at who it's been with: Fillmoe, DirkAB...

And like Kris said, you and I do better when we're both on our game.

[Horry For 3!]

Joe, you're posts suck today.
That post was not very great. you're? you are posts?



P.S. I had to make fun of that because I used to type your when it was suppose to be you're and you and others tried to correct me.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Oh, Manny...

Don't forget, no matter what happens.

Blow me.

:lol

[MannyIsGod]

I'm too tired and I'm enjoying online poker while I still can. Plus the games are boring. :lol

THIS POST IS REGARDING THE BANTER.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

I'm too tired and I'm enjoying online poker while I still can. Plus the games are boring. :lol

I tried hooking up my Sirius home kit so I could listen to the other games, but the angle of my house won't give me a good shot at the south from my window.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

THIS POST IS REGARDING THE BANTER.

Liar. You were considering blowing me.

[MannyIsGod]

I'm actually using the trial to listen to them online. NFL Field Pass I believe. Mainly so I can listne to the Redskins game.

[Horry For 3!]

Vanderjagt misses a 26 yrder but makes a 43 yrder????

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

I'm actually using the trial to listen to them online. NFL Field Pass I believe. Mainly so I can listne to the Redskins game.

I just got a Starmate Replay and it came with the home kit. It rocks in the truck (I switched to the cassette output and put my XM on FM signal). I haven't tried the replay, though. It records 44 minutes of audio that you can replay.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Drew Bledsoe and Terry Glenn have hooked up for two touchdowns, sending the message to Terrell Owens, "You know, we'd be fine if you did kill yourself. Owens himself has caught 3 balls for 73 yards, though he did drop a pass in the endzone. Kim Etheridge ran immediately onto the field and claimed that it was all a misunderstanding, and then the refs demanded that Owens apologize.


:lol

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

That's it....bring in Kerry.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Holy shit!

Did Moose Johnston get his bags switched with Craig Sager?

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Fumble!

Oh, and Leinart's in the game, too.

[Horry For 3!]

Parcells unleashes all the back-ups

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Why did Bledsoe switch jerseys?

[Horry For 3!]

Thompson TD

J. Jones, M. Barber, T. Thompson all with TDs today

[MannyIsGod]

The Jets game is a good one.

[MannyIsGod]

holy shit the Jets game is REALLY good

[Pistons < Spurs]

The Jets game is a good one.


No shit!

This last qtr has been awesome!

[MannyIsGod]

102 yd kickoff return to take the lead late in the fourth! Fuck!

[Horry For 3!]

Dolphins couldn't convert the 2 pt conversion on the Texans, Texans are winnin 17-15

[MannyIsGod]

And the dolphins are fucking DUMB.

[MannyIsGod]

Man, I bet Dungee is goig to get nailed for that stupid challenge earlier in the half.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Upset in the making with the Jets.

[LaMarcus Bryant]

mannyiswrong

[MannyIsGod]

Man, the Jets are going to get drilled if the Colts score a TD and they lose by 3 after they went for the T

[Horry For 3!]

Texans won their first game of the season

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

I think we should all be in agreement that the Dolphins are the worst team in the league (people didn't have expectations for the Raiders - well, except that pussy NorCal).

[MannyIsGod]

Harrison needs a TD for me. My team is woeful today. Thankfully I'm playing Matthew.

[Horry For 3!]

:lmao @ the music at the Colts-Jets game

[Trainwreck2100]

I think we should all be in agreement that the Dolphins are the worst team in the league (people didn't have expectations for the Raiders - well, except that pussy NorCal).


Worse than the Titans??? The Dolphins beat the Titans.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Worse than the Titans???

The Titans nearly beat the Dolphins.

[Horry For 3!]

Peyton rushing TD, back 2 back games now

[Pistons < Spurs]

Go Colts!

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Harrison needs a TD for me. My team is woeful today. Thankfully I'm playing Matthew.

I could use one for the 250 league...except Peyton just ran it in.

[Horry For 3!]

Jets still have a chance though with 50 secs left. They just need to get a FG to force OT.

[dirk4mvp]

I could use one for the 250 league...except Peyton just ran it in.


:tu

Hell of a drive.

[Horry For 3!]

Ravens just scored as well. They are up 16-13 on the Chargers.

[Horry For 3!]

Leon Washington just fucked up for the Jets

[dirk4mvp]

Excellent kick.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

That was a fuck-up by the Jets.

[dirk4mvp]

That was a fuck-up by the Jets.

Like I said, excellent kick.

[Horry For 3!]

Damnnn, Colston 86 yrd TD

[Horry For 3!]

Damnnnnnnnnnn, that shit was crazy.

[Pistons < Spurs]

OMG.......that is the best end to the game EVER.

[dirk4mvp]

:lmao That was crazy!

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Coles injured on that last play.

[MannyIsGod]

Bad ass last play. :ol

[MannyIsGod]

Coles injured on that last play.'
Ah, fuck.

[Horry For 3!]

Ravens beat the Chargers

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Nice win by the Ravens.

[Horry For 3!]

Coles injured on that last play.
Yeah, his shoulder probably got popped out of socket because they were rippin at his arm to get the ball away.

[Mr.Bottomtooth]

That was so cool at the end of the Jets-Colts! And Rivers just got sacked as time expired so Chargers lose 16-13 to the Ravens.

[dirk4mvp]

Haha

[Horry For 3!]

Hey Manny, I thought todays games were boring????? :lmao

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Ten bucks says Fillmoe comes in, talks shit to me and Sanity about the Chargers, and forgets about the 49ers nearly giving up their logo in points.

[Horry For 3!]

it looked like he was grabbing his stomach. maybe he pulled or twisted something?>
It was Coles shoulder that he was holding

[Trainwreck2100]

That was an entertaining last possesion in NY

[dirk4mvp]

I coulda swore the Jets would have scored.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

it looked like he was grabbing his stomach. maybe he pulled or twisted something?>

I thought that was his elbow/arm he was holding?

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

:lol

The only CBS game not in HD is Oakland-Cleveland.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

So was that a fumble recovery by Indy?

I need all the points I can get in the 250 league.

[Horry For 3!]

:lol

The only CBS game not in HD is Oakland-Cleveland.
That is a pity, I would want to see Braylon Edwards and Kellen Winslow tear it up.

[Horry For 3!]

So was that a fumble recovery by Indy?

I need all the points I can get in the 250 league.
Yup.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

That is a pity, I would want to see Braylon Edwards and Kellen Winslow tear it up.

That game's gonna be like the first nine games in Necessary Roughness.

[Trainwreck2100]

:lol

The only CBS game not in HD is Oakland-Cleveland.


What do you expect, have you ever seen suckage in HD, it's not pretty.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

That game's gonna be like the first nine games in Necessary Roughness.

Eight games. IIRC, the Armadillos got a tie in the next-to-last game.

[MannyIsGod]

Hey Manny, I thought todays games were boring????? :lmaoFor 3 quaters they were. Then the fourths kicked ass though. That Jets game was fucking awesome.

[Horry For 3!]

That game's gonna be like the first nine games in Necessary Roughness.
I need both of them to do good so I can beat LJ because Bennett and Williamson did nothing for me.

[dirk4mvp]

dirk4mvp

that was a nail bitter, i was about to shit myself

Yeh.

[dirk4mvp]

3rd-3-NYJ32 Pass Chad Pennington pass to Laveranues Coles for 33 yards. FUMBLE, recovered by Ind.


He coulda ran that shit back.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

What do you expect, have you ever seen suckage in HD, it's not pretty.

I disagree.



Avert Your Eyes!High-definition porn has arrived. That's bad news for HDTV.
By Brendan I. Koerner
Posted Monday, Feb. 2, 2004, at 5:52 PM ET

Anyone who caught yesterday's Patriots triumph on a high-definition television can attest to the technology's upside. An HDTV's ultrasharp pictures are a boon when it comes to spying the precise contours of Joe Andruzzi's gnarled fingers. But that degree of clarity isn't necessarily a plus when watching less spontaneous fare. Viewers who think that, say, CSI star Eric Szmanda is a paragon of male perfection might not like the HDTV shock of realizing that—horrors!—the heartthrob sports layers of orange makeup, not to mention a dermatological blemish or two.

If HDTV is sharp enough to reveal a G-rated entertainer's humanity, the technology's harsh gaze must be all the worse for those who make their livings in the nude. So when DirecTV announced last week that it would be broadcasting pay-per-view adult movies in HDTV, starting last night after the Super Bowl, one had to wonder whether the company's decision-makers actually bothered to watch some samples. A big part of the allure of porn—at least the relatively highbrow variety that DirecTV shows—is that the participants appear to share few of our species' physical foibles, thanks to clever lighting, makeup, and surgery. Your spouse may suffer from a dearth of gym time or the occasional bout of acne, but Kobe Tai's on-screen personas are always in tip-top shape. (Caveat clicker: Kobe Tai's home page is relatively tame, but it contains links to much raunchier sites.)

DirecTV is obviously familiar with porn's track record as a driver of nascent technologies. The adult industry's decision to embrace VHS in the early 1980s, for example, helped kill Sony's Betamax, despite the latter format's superior quality. The infant Internet grew quickly thanks to erotic chat rooms and bulletin boards to the chagrin of AOL, which sought to sell the online world as family-friendly. Since fewer than 6 percent of American living rooms boast HDTV sets and many of the most popular network shows (e.g., The Simple Life) still don't use HD cameras, the industry understands that viewers need a nudge to join the revolution.

But it's doubtful that HD porn will nudge viewers in the right direction. The HDTV microscope could kill the fantasy that the adult industry peddles. Hollywood is already learning this lesson the hard way: HDTV has revealed that some glamorous stars look a lot more pedestrian than we've been led to believe. And the makeup tricks that protect the aging and less-than-perfect are easy to spot in HDTV. When technology pundit Phillip Swann first saw the Charlie's Angels movie in HDTV, he was taken aback by Cameron Diaz's appearance. "Diaz looks like a different person," he marveled in the pages of Television Week, noting that her face has been ravaged by acne over the years. "She's still very pretty. But to be very frank, I doubt that she would make People's 'Most Beautiful' list."

Of course, as long as they've got some bedroom skills, adult performers needn't be absolute world-beaters in the looks department, so they tend to be a lot less lovely than your average Hollywood star. In addition, they end up revealing a lot more nooks and crannies than their mainstream peers, which means many more physical flaws can wind up on-screen. That's no big deal for peddlers of lowbrow or amateur smut, in which bad bodies are the norm. But keep in mind that DirecTV will be broadcasting films from two sources, Playboy and the Spice Channel, both of which pride themselves on being vendors of classy porn. The action on Spice is tame compared to what you might find at the local XXX store, and the stars typically sport toned, pneumatic bodies without visible shortcomings. If Cameron Diaz's otherworldly reputation can't survive HDTV intact, what chance does the Spice Channel's talent have? And will HDTV customers readily fork over $14.99 per three-hour movie block once they realize that the naughty sorority sister their order conjures up has amateurish implants, and the lucky TV repairman's skin redefines the word "leathery"?

HDTV isn't impossible to fool, and porn producers can surely figure out some ways to beat the technology's realism. To better conceal whatever facial or follicular quirks Jennifer Aniston might possess, Friends painted its primary set in light purple—the resulting aura supposedly gives the cast a healthy glow, even in HDTV. And makeup artists are already experimenting with airbrushes, misting their clients' faces with thin glazes that don't look too pancakey.

All of these tricks cost money, however, and the adult industry is notoriously stingy about raising its production costs. DirecTV may be right to bet on HDTV's eventual success, but it's unlikely that adult movies will hasten that future. Even if the average price of an HD-ready set dips below $1,000 some day, porn connoisseurs may still prefer their thrills the old-fashioned way—with the gritty details obscured by strategic lighting and makeup. When it comes to televised porn, technological ignorance may be bliss.

http://www.slate.com/id/2094788/

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Is it wrong for me to wish that Jim Nantz would rupture Phil Simms' spleen?

[Horry For 3!]

Brunell's first pass.... intercepted

[dirk4mvp]

Pats are gonna lose.

[dirk4mvp]

if they don't have more points than the Bengals.

[Horry For 3!]

Fuckin Kitna :pctoss fumbles on the first play of the game now throws an interception. I start you instead of Hasselbeck and you do this gay shit

[MannyIsGod]

That was a dumb start. Hasselback has a shitload of good recivers and they're going to run 4 reciver sets untill the cows come home. I would have gone with him in a heartbeat.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Bears DEF > Giants DEF

[MannyIsGod]

Eh, still.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

So, who is New England going to bring in as their new kicker?

[MannyIsGod]

Man, my Redskins may be on the verge of figuring things out.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Man, my Redskins may be on the verge of figuring things out.


My guess is you're a Brunell INT away from re-thinking that, though.

[Horry For 3!]

Man, my Redskins may be on the verge of figuring things out.
I don't care as long as Portis keeps scoring touchdowns and Cowboys keep beating them :lol

[Horry For 3!]

Maroney is bad ass, his stiff arms are deadly

[Brutalis]

Man that Jets thing was wacko, looked like college fb. Fins suck. Bengals will lose blah blah blah.

[MannyIsGod]

My best friend just had a baby girl! Redskins be damned, we're off to the hospital.

[Horry For 3!]

My best friend just had a baby girl! Redskins be damned, we're off to the hospital.
Awesome, congrats to him/her.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

My best friend just had a baby girl! Redskins be damned, we're off to the hospital.

What especially sucks is that CBS just went to the Redskins game.

Congrats to your friend, though.

[Horry For 3!]

Damn you Gibbs, put Portis in, you bastard! I need another TD!

[Horry For 3!]

Gibbs! You pussy! Kicking a FG

[Horry For 3!]

30-30 now


Go OT!

[Horry For 3!]

Holy shit! Wilkins just missed a 47 yrd fg


This means, Lions still have a chance to tie the game up with a TD

[Horry For 3!]

Lions can't do anything with the opportunity. Rams win 41-34

[shaggy17]

:lmao :lmao :lmao @ the Fucking Raiders!!!Oh God that was just priceless today. 0-3!! :elephant :elephant

[Horry For 3!]

It was Coles shoulder that he was holding
http://fantasysports.yahoo.com/analysis/news?slug=ch-sundayscene_100106&prov=yhoo&type=lgns&league=fantasy/nfl

If Laveranues Coles seriously hurt his shoulder on that last-play melee as the Jets were lateraling the ball all over the place, I imagine New-York-area sportscasters will begin to find the play much less amusing.


To those of you who have Coles in any fantasy leagues and it was his shoulder