PDA

View Full Version : Airbags-The breast saftey...


sa_butta
10-03-2006, 12:42 PM
Crash victim saved by breast implants

A Bulgarian car crash victim was saved by her huge breast implants - which acted as airbags to absorb the impact.

Elena Marinova, 24, from Sofia, was involved in a full frontal crash with another car in the northern city of Ruse.

Despite both cars being written off and the other driver being badly hurt Marinova escaped serious injury thanks to her breast implants, according to the local Standart newspaper.

A police expert explained that the 40DD silicone implants "absorbed the impact of the crash".

He added: "They worked just like airbags - protecting the victim's ribs and vital organs from damage.

"However they are not as safe as the real thing because they exploded, which airbags are not supposed to do."

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_2021098.html?menu=
Fillmoe
10-03-2006, 12:45 PM
looks like she has to drop a few more g's on her new ones..... if it wasnt her fault she could prolly sue and win! :lol
katyon6th
10-03-2006, 12:46 PM
One of my past supervisors was in a car accident and one of her breast implants fell out. Literally. The impact was so hard her damn silicone went flying.
Fillmoe
10-03-2006, 12:54 PM
Damn it feels good to be a gangsta.

i know the feeling
CosmicCowboy
10-03-2006, 01:04 PM
40DD? Damn. If her arms had been able to reach to wheel she probably wouldn't have had the wreck to start with.
johnsmith
10-03-2006, 01:07 PM
i know the feeling


No, no you don't.
Fillmoe
10-03-2006, 01:08 PM
No, no you don't.


are you still mad? :lol :king
johnsmith
10-03-2006, 01:16 PM
are you still mad? :lol :king


Correct me if I'm wrong, but aren't you the one that made a thread about me almost a week after the argument was finished? Sounds like someone is holding a grudge.
Drachen
10-03-2006, 01:45 PM
This thread is useless without pictures.
CosmicCowboy
10-03-2006, 01:50 PM
This thread is useless without pictures.

barf. That I can do without...visualize stepping on a couple of ticks the size of basketballs.
ducks
10-03-2006, 02:06 PM
http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/B00009AK7Z/becomecom-20/ref=nosim
ducks
10-03-2006, 02:08 PM
http://www.figleaves.com/us/nsf/qwiser.asp?term=Bras+Women's+Full%20coverage+Under wired+Pretty+&d=7&productid=FE-1010&osrc=bizrpu03102006
Drachen
10-03-2006, 02:24 PM
haha thanks ducks, I needed that. and to cosmic cowboy, I realize how big they are, its more for a grotesque curiosity than anything.
CuckingFunt
10-03-2006, 08:54 PM
40DD? Damn. If her arms had been able to reach to wheel she probably wouldn't have had the wreck to start with.
40DD is hardly big enough to get in the way of driving.