What Should I Be For Halloween?

[timvp]

Okay so some freak named Peter who posts here invited us to a costume party ... and I just found out today. I'm thinking about being a locked-out hockey player. I have some throwback hockey jersies but I would then need some hockey pants (:wtf) and maybe something else (helmet?).

Damn Peter, you couldn't give me any warning?




P.S.

What are some good backup plans for costumes?

[SpursWoman]

http://www.starcostumes.com/prodimages/RS7212.jpg

[Shelly]

http://nawtythings.com/halloween/couples/co2.jpg

[Shelly]

ooopssss...that was Jim's costume.

my bad

[samikeyp]

Something my wife created for me once. Take a t-shirt and hot glue some of those little boxes of cereal to it....then stick some plastic knives into the boxes....you are a "cereal killer".

Also on the hockey player....find a bike chain with a lock on it and wear it around your neck.

[Sunshine]

Wear a baseball cap with a leaf dangling from the bill. When someone asks you what you are, blow on the leaf and say : "A leaf blower"


Dress in your normal clothes, but carry a sign that says "Nudist on Strike"

Dress all in blue. Glue cotton balls all over your shoes and wear a hat covered in cotton balls and go as a Q-tip.


Wear a cooking pot on your head and go as a Pot Head.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Mouse.

[Sunshine]

My niece was invited to some party up at Texas State and she and her (female) roommate are going as lesbians. WTF? I asked her how the hell do you "go" as a lesbian? She said they're wearing plaid pants, men style button up shirt, sensible shoes and "butching out" their hair.

I still say "WTF??"

[Spurminator]

Super Mario.

[King]

A few years ago, I went as God's gift to Women. Put a box with arms and a head hole, put wrapping paper on it, and a tag that says 'to: women from: God"

I've gone as a lowercase H (just cut one out of foam, and tie it on).

I've gone as the state of Kansas.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

I've gone as the state of Kansas.


Damnit. I couldn't find a picture of Lisa Simpson dressed as "Floreda".

[iminlakerland]

Go as a pimp! Gold toofs and all.

[MI21]

Go as Hedo Turkoglu.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Go as Hedo Turkoglu.

Do you know how many fights he'd get into if he did?

On the other hand, would he need a purse to complete the outfit?

[Blood Dong]

I'm gonna try and make this as short as possible but,
get a very strong piece of plastic board cut a hole in the middle, and get an ugly table cloth and do the same. Glue empty beer cans, ashtray, cigarette butts, platic bowl wiht pretzels, and find a mask or paint your face as a beer, and go as a bar table. I went as this one year. I had the beer mug mask tho, and I won first prize for most original.

option 2:
naked on a skateboard as a pulltoy(men only)

[Blood Dong]

http://www.collegehumor.com/img/d/dscf022619857.w492.jpg
http://www.funny-funny-pictures.com/dp/files/1-42.jpg

[Blood Dong]

http://www.prosoundweb.com/fun/Photofun/39_mamo_costume.jpg

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/random/costume2.jpg

[Blood Dong]

http://www.collegehumor.com/img/b/box_of_wine.jpg

http://www.collegehumor.com/img/b/bens_pumpkin.w492.jpg

and one fer the ladies!!!!!!!!
http://www.collegehumor.com/img/d/dildoween2.w492.jpg

[Useruser666]

http://www.collegehumor.com/img/b/box_of_wine.jpg

http://www.collegehumor.com/img/b/bens_pumpkin.w492.jpg

and one fer the ladies!!!!!!!!
http://www.collegehumor.com/img/d/dildoween2.w492.jpg

Where do you buy those mamogram costumes? Do they have a free gynological exam too?

[JoeChalupa]

A Hula-Hoop Champion?

[Blood Dong]

http://www.collegehumor.com/img/0/000_0495.w492.jpg

[Blood Dong]

http://www.collegehumor.com/img/1/100_2398.w492.jpg

[Blood Dong]

wiht out a doubt, this is the hands down winner!!!!!!!!!!


http://www.collegehumor.com/img/c/court_fellatio.w492.jpg

[Taco]

These Are Some Funny Ones!!!

[PeterBurns]

Bill O'Reilly and Kori could go as the accuser.
Or Kobe and the Accuser.

You are dark skinned right?
Oh wait, nevermind, everyone here knows, I don't associate with Minorities.
The SportsChick told me not to talk to them.

[IcemanCometh]

http://www.costumes.org/shows/lysistrata/photos/3/MVC-027F.JPG

[IcemanCometh]

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/images/vaginacostume.jpg

[timvp]

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/images/vaginacostume.jpg

Yeah, Iceman, someone already mentioned dressing up as Hedo.

[Taco]

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/images/vaginacostume.jpg
THAT'S JUST WRONG!! :depressed

VERY WRONG :lol

[Taco]

Top 10 Ideas for Politically Incorrect Halloween Costumes


10. “The Kobe Bryant Costume.” Wear a Lakers jersey and every time you see a female, immediately go dry hump her.

9. Dress up in a giant hot dog and bun outfit, then run around all night saying, “who wants to touch my wiener?”

8. Wear a Superman costume while riding around in a wheelchair all night drooling on yourself - aka the “Christopher Reeves Costume.”

7. “Catholic Priest” complete with male baby doll with ass sewn to your crotch.

6. Flamboyant sequin shirt and tights with stuffed tiger attached to your arm so it looks as though it’s biting you - aka the “Roy Horn” costume.

5. “The Feces Vampire” - the vampire who doesn’t want blood, but instead says “I vant to suck your sheeeeeeeeet.”

4. “Naked Marlon Brando.” ‘Nuff said.

3. Here’s an easy one: All you need is red hair dye and a red pencil to draw freckles on your face. You dress in normal clothes. Then you walk around all night bumping into things and saying “I didn't meansk ta burn down da restaurantsk” - aka the “Corky, from Life Goes On Costume.”

2. “The P. Diddy Costume.” All you have to do is dress like you are color blind and mildly retarded, get a gold tooth, and walk around randomly shooting people all evening.

And the number 1 poltically incorrect Halloween costume...

1. “The Ghost of Laci Peterson”

[Shelly]

So....what did you decide?

[SpursWoman]

Oh, man......I just opened this thread with both of my kids standing behind me and had to dodge the explaination of what the costume in top picture on this page was supposed to be.


:oops

[E20]

Be your self. Photo copy your face and make it a mask.

[Shelly]

:lol

I scroll rather quickly also.

[Useruser666]

Oh, man......I just opened this thread with both of my kids standing behind me and had to dodge the explaination of what the costume in top picture on this page was supposed to be.


:oops

It's a Hedo costume, let's just leave it at that!

[PeterBurns]

Here's what they decided!!!
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v451/utsagolfpb/DSCN4283.jpg

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Great picture.

Now that I think about it, Peter and Stacie should have gone as LJ and Kori and LJ and Kori should have gone as Peter and Stacie.

[Blood Dong]

This says it all.......
http://www.shortarmguy.com/tastelesskobe.jpg

[alamo50]

A party where Stacie is present without a picture with Stacie in it..........

:bang

[Taco]

This says it all.......
http://www.shortarmguy.com/tastelesskobe.jpg

This looks like C. Thomas Howell from "Soul Man"

[Blood Dong]

hahaha "get me my heroin and hypadermic needle!!"