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Condemned 2 HelLA
10-03-2006, 02:53 PM
Musical Condom Hits the High Notes



A musical condom designed to play louder and faster as lovers reach a climax is to go on sale in Ukraine.

Grigoriy Chausovsky, from Zaporozhye, said his condoms came fitted with a special sensor that registers when the condom is put on.

It transmits a signal to a miniature speaker in the base of the condom which play a melody.

He told local media: "As the sex becomes more passionate, it registers the increased speed of the movements and plays the melody faster and louder."

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_2019582.html?menu=news.quirkies.sexlife

Marklar MM
10-03-2006, 02:57 PM
LMAO. Electric shock stimulation anyone.

ATX Spur
10-03-2006, 03:08 PM
One more reason to love the jimmy hat.

sa_butta
10-03-2006, 03:09 PM
any recommendations for what the tune should be?

spurs_fan_in_exile
10-03-2006, 03:12 PM
The Minute Waltz?

katyon6th
10-03-2006, 03:17 PM
Is skin slapping and moaning not audibly satisfying anymore? Geez.

Johnny_Blaze_47
10-03-2006, 03:30 PM
Is skin slapping and moaning not audibly satisfying anymore? Geez.

Works for me.

Johnny_Blaze_47
10-03-2006, 03:32 PM
But my vote goes for...

Condom Music (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-274949691141652272)

Johnny_Blaze_47
10-03-2006, 03:39 PM
And of course, the song you don't want to hear.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oEh5pWjcWCg

Johnny_Blaze_47
10-03-2006, 03:42 PM
I'd never seen that video before, but the pedophilia, racial and homosexual overtones are pretty scary.

SpursWoman
10-03-2006, 03:52 PM
How are you supposed to enjoy a song that's muffled half the time? What's the point?

WTF? :lol

Johnny_Blaze_47
10-03-2006, 03:54 PM
How are you supposed to enjoy a song that's muffled half the time? What's the point?

WTF? :lol

If I'm at that point to have music playing, it's not really the song I'm enjoying.

johnsmith
10-03-2006, 03:57 PM
Is skin slapping and moaning not audibly satisfying anymore? Geez.


So you are a moaner?

Johnny_Blaze_47
10-03-2006, 04:00 PM
So you are a moaner?

Sadly, only white guys will ever know.

katyon6th
10-03-2006, 04:04 PM
Sadly, only white guys will ever know.

johnsmith is white.

Johnny_Blaze_47
10-03-2006, 04:06 PM
johnsmith is white.

I know, but something tells me he wouldn't really be announcing it on Spurstalk if he eventually found out.

Johnny_Blaze_47
10-03-2006, 04:08 PM
johnsmith is white.

That and I was focusing on the tragedy of a segment of the population not knowing the answer to his question.

PM5K
10-03-2006, 04:11 PM
Sadly, only white guys will ever know.

Very sadly...

I'll get the Bose model...

johnsmith
10-03-2006, 04:24 PM
I know, but something tells me he wouldn't really be announcing it on Spurstalk if he eventually found out.


You're giving me far too much credit.

johnsmith
10-03-2006, 04:26 PM
But I digress. Back to the original question, so, you're a moaner then?

Mixability
10-03-2006, 04:43 PM
what girl isn't a moaner?

johnsmith
10-03-2006, 04:54 PM
what girl isn't a moaner?


Some are screamers.

LuvBones
10-03-2006, 05:57 PM
what girl isn't a moaner?Have you seen One Night in Paris?

Johnny_Blaze_47
10-03-2006, 06:02 PM
Have you seen One Night in Paris?

For some reason, I've never got to the finish. :lo

RashoFan
10-03-2006, 08:02 PM
For some reason, I've never got to finish.
That may be a problem, don't you think....

CuckingFunt
10-03-2006, 09:09 PM
Call me old fashioned, but there are some parts of my body that just don't need to be turned into sound equipment.

I'm with the traditionalists around here, anyway. The only sound heard during sex should be sex.

Mark in Austin
10-04-2006, 12:11 AM
I'd never seen that video before, but the pedophilia, racial and homosexual overtones are pretty scary.

:lol pretty creepy all right...never had seen that video before. Who knew Marilyn Manson covering a song would make it more normal???

Mixability
10-04-2006, 09:19 AM
Some are screamers.

point taken, but doesn't it usually start with the moan, then gradually moves up to praising the lord, screaming, and scratching the hell out of my shoulders? :lol