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Phil Hellmuth
10-04-2006, 12:26 PM
Q. What's the difference between the Tennessee Titans & the Cub
> Scouts?
> A. The Cub Scouts have a running game.
>
> Q. What do the Tennessee Titans & Billy Graham have in common?
> A. They both can make 60,000 people stand up & yell "FOR THE LOVE OF
> CHRIST".
>
> Q. How do you keep a Tennessee Titan out of your yard?
> A. Put up goal posts.
>
> Q. What do you call a Tennessee Titan with a Superbowl ring?
> A. A thief.
>
> Q. What's the difference between the Tennessee Titans and a dollar
> bill?
> A. You can still get four quarters out of a dollar.
>
> Q. How many Tennessee Titans does it take to win a Superbowl?
> A. Nobody knows and we may never find out!
>
> Q. What do you call 53 people sitting around a TV watching the
> Superbowl?
> A. The Tennessee Titans.
>
> Q. What do the Tennessee Titans and possums have in common?
> A. Both play dead at home and get killed on the road.
Mr.Bottomtooth
10-04-2006, 04:14 PM
:lmao
BUMP
10-04-2006, 04:24 PM
:lol
Samr
10-04-2006, 04:33 PM
Actually, it's Opossums.

Nothing against you -- I'm just weird.
sa_butta
10-04-2006, 05:00 PM
:lmao Man have they taken a dive.
BeerIsGood!
10-04-2006, 05:08 PM
They'll be decent next year and good in two years.
BruceBowenFan
10-04-2006, 06:06 PM
> Q. What do the Tennessee Titans and possums have in common?
> A. Both play dead at home and get killed on the road.
love that one
dirk4mvp
10-04-2006, 07:47 PM
> Q. How do you keep a Tennessee Titan out of your yard?
> A. Put up goal posts.

:lol
Horry For 3!
10-04-2006, 09:28 PM
They were a yard away from winning the Superbowl a few years ago.
Johnny_Blaze_47
10-04-2006, 09:35 PM
They were a yard away from winning the Superbowl a few years ago.

And I bet those AFC Championship rings are on full display.