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johnsmith
10-05-2006, 09:09 AM
This is hands down the meanest, cruelest thing I've ever seen done to another person. Even I was getting angry watching this.

http://www.dumpalink.com/media/1159960691/Murder_Prank
Phenomanul
10-05-2006, 09:34 AM
So he didn't slit her throat?
johnsmith
10-05-2006, 09:38 AM
So he didn't slit her throat?


No, it was a practical joke. They are all getting sued by the girl now. She was just laying there crying in the end I guess.
katyon6th
10-05-2006, 09:43 AM
Goddamn I hate boys.

Not cool.
johnsmith
10-05-2006, 09:57 AM
Goddamn I hate boys.

Not cool.


Wait a second. First of all, there was another girl there. Second, I'm a boy too you know, you don't hate me do you?
katyon6th
10-05-2006, 09:58 AM
Wait a second. First of all, there was another girl there. Second, I'm a boy too you know, you don't hate me do you?

I guess I missed the other girl. That bitch.

And you're not a boy, you're like ... a man.
johnsmith
10-05-2006, 09:59 AM
I guess I missed the other girl. That bitch.

And you're not a boy, you're like ... a man.


There are so many people on this website that would argue that.
Smackie Chan
10-05-2006, 01:43 PM
Why don't the both of you make another video they way this topic is heading :lmao
johnsmith
10-05-2006, 02:33 PM
Why don't the both of you make another video they way this topic is heading :lmao


"Another video", we didn't make a first video. ".....they way this topic is heading", what does that even mean?

You just laughed at your own joke and your own joke didn't make a bit of sense you fucking twat.
mugatu
10-05-2006, 02:55 PM
you fucking twat.
So much for this guy being a man :lmao
dirk4mvp.
10-05-2006, 03:06 PM
"Another video", we didn't make a first video. ".....they way this topic is heading", what does that even mean?

You just laughed at your own joke and your own joke didn't make a bit of sense you fucking twat.


Some of my friends are 16 years old also, let me try to explain to this young boy Smackie chan's point. I think Smackie Chan was trying to say that if you and Katy keep trading insults? then one of you may want to cut the other persons neck, So you may as well video tape it and have another video to put on line to go with the video that this topic was originally about to start with.
Did you get any of that? Anyone here have any kids on line to help me out here? :lol
Moderator
10-05-2006, 03:10 PM
your own joke didn't make a bit of sense you fucking twat.


I think I know who Luis2 is now.
Johnny_Blaze_47
10-05-2006, 03:12 PM
Mouse, you're floundering on this one.

Pick up shop and cut your losses.
NORCAL5I0
10-05-2006, 03:13 PM
You notice we didn't have any kids like johnsmith posting here until MySpace raised the age limit to 15? :lmao
johnsmith
10-05-2006, 03:14 PM
Some of my friends are 16 years old also, let me try to explain to this young boy Smackie chan's point. I think Smackie Chan was trying to say that if you and Katy keep trading insults? then one of you may want to cut the other persons neck, So you may as well video tape it and have another video to put on line to go with the video that this topic was originally about to start with.
Did you get any of that? Anyone here have any kids on line to help me out here? :lol


The beauty part of this is that you're an idiot. First, Katy and I weren't trading insults, not in this thread, not in any thread, so that's just dumb. Second, wait, there isn't a second because by making your first point stupid it kind of ruins the rest of the post as well.
Oh, and what are you doing hanging out with 16 year olds? I mean, I don't know how old you are but you seem to be implying that you are older then that. God, quit hanging out with minors, you can go to jail for that you know.
johnsmith
10-05-2006, 03:14 PM
You notice we didn't have any kids like johnsmith posting here until MySpace raised the age limit to 15? :lmao


So by changing your avatar to this does that mean you are done jumping from bandwagon to bandwagon you unloyal bastard?
johnsmith
10-05-2006, 03:15 PM
I think I know who Luis2 is now.


Whhhoooooaaaa, I only have one name on here. I used Boutons name once as another user name but then I forgot the password shortly thereafter. I have to defend myself on this one.
johnsmith
10-05-2006, 03:17 PM
You notice we didn't have any kids like johnsmith posting here until MySpace raised the age limit to 15? :lmao


Oh, and furthermore, let's say for a second that I'm only 15 years old. What would myspace have to do with me coming to this website? And why would you laugh at your own jokes? You leave me with so many questions NorCal, you're quite a puzzle my friend, quite a puzzle indeed.
mouse
10-05-2006, 03:18 PM
Mouse, you're floundering on this one.

Pick up shop and cut your losses.


Last time I picked up the soap, I met your father and you was born 8 months later. BTW how is inmate #00988765 doing?
johnsmith
10-05-2006, 03:19 PM
So much for this guy being a man :lmao


Why would typing "fucking twat" make me less of a man. I mean, by typing "fucking twat" did my penis shrink? Did I lose a testicle? I just don't understand this. What makes a man a man? Manliness according to Mugatu, you go ahead and explain this one because I'm obviously not old enough to get it.
Johnny_Blaze_47
10-05-2006, 03:21 PM
Last time I picked up the soap, I met your father and you was born 8 months later. BTW how is inmate #00988765 doing?

Why am I not surprised to read you admit you haven't bathed in 8 months?
katyon6th
10-05-2006, 03:25 PM
Everyone is being mean to eachother in this thread. That's messed up.
Smackie Chan
10-05-2006, 03:26 PM
Whhhoooooaaaa, I only have one name on here. I used Boutons name once as another user name but then I forgot the password shortly thereafter. I have to defend myself on this one.

You want another screen name?
Tell your mom ask that sweaty man she met at the truck stop last night thats humping her in the other room of your single wide trailer for an extra 50 dollars you to can get your own used PC and not have to use your sisters e mail. Besides I am tried of you reading my Emails to her anyway. :lmao
johnsmith
10-05-2006, 03:26 PM
Last time I picked up the soap, I met your father and you was born 8 months later. BTW how is inmate #00988765 doing?


At first I laughed at this joke, then I thought the same thing Johnny Blaze did, then I thought, "wait a second, if mouse picked up the soap, does that mean he was on the receiving end? And if so, does that mean he is actually the father"? :huh
johnsmith
10-05-2006, 03:30 PM
You want another screen name?
Maybe if your mom ask that sweaty man that humping her in the other room of your single wide trailer for an extra 50 dollars you to can get your own used PC and not have to use your sisters e mail. Besides I am tried of you reading my Emails to her anyway. :lmao


Seriously man, go back and re-read your posts before hitting submit. People have to read them so slowly because of all the errors in them just to understand what you are saying. Here, I'll fix it for you,


Maybe if your Mom asks that sweaty man that's humping her in the other room of your single wide trailer for an extra 50 dollars you too can get your own used PC and not have to use your sisters email. Besides I am tired of you reading my emails to her anyway.

See, just a few simple errors can make a post very difficult to understand. Now, let me respond to your post: No, I'm fine with just one screen name. Thanks though.
Headon
10-05-2006, 03:30 PM
This mountain Dew induced johnsmith is giving me a major headache.
Johnny_Blaze_47
10-05-2006, 03:31 PM
At first I laughed at this joke, then I thought the same thing Johnny Blaze did, then I thought, "wait a second, if mouse picked up the soap, does that mean he was on the receiving end? And if so, does that mean he is actually the father"? :huh

You've got to give Mouse credit, though.

Most people would have changed their material by now since their last paycheck as a comedian came in 1999... Not Mouse, though, that's what got him success as San Antonio's fourth-greatest comedian who had to give a blowjob to a Southside taco vendor in order to make the competition.

Maybe one day, he'll move up to third-greatest comedian who had to give a blowjob to a Southside taco vendor in order to make the competition.
johnsmith
10-05-2006, 03:34 PM
You've got to give Mouse credit, though.

Most people would have changed their material by now since their last paycheck as a comedian came in 1999... Not Mouse, though, that's what got him success as San Antonio's fourth-greatest comedian who had to give a blowjob to a Southside taco vendor in order to make the competition.

Maybe one day, he'll move up to third-greatest comedian who had to give a blowjob to a Southside taco vendor in order to make the competition.


:lol :lol :lol

See guys, you laugh at jokes others made, not one's you made.
Hooters Girl
10-05-2006, 03:35 PM
You've got to give Mouse credit, though.

Most people would have changed

What do you know about change? your people still use chop sticks :lol
Jimmy
10-05-2006, 03:39 PM
You've got to give Mouse credit, though.

Most people would have changed their material by now since their last paycheck as a comedian came in 1999... Not Mouse, though, that's what got him success as San Antonio's fourth-greatest comedian

Sounds like Johnny Blaze is challenging mouse to a laugh off?
Johnny_Blaze_47
10-05-2006, 03:40 PM
What do you know about change? your people still use chop sticks :lol

What do you know about change? I've seen you mow Kori's lawn in this exact suit.

http://images.zwire.com/local/Z/Zwire2318/zwire/images/cult_comedy_8625a_420.jpg
mouse
10-05-2006, 03:47 PM
Most people would have changed their material by now since their last paycheck as a comedian came in


I'm so sure if I look up the word Fresh in the dictonary your sweet and sour shirt folding yellow ass will be right there. Bitch, the last time you said something funny LJ still had a Beeper on his belt.
Winston Wolf
10-05-2006, 03:50 PM
What do you know about change? I've seen you mow Kori's lawn in this exact suit.

http://images.zwire.com/local/Z/Zwire2318/zwire/images/cult_comedy_8625a_420.jpg


That is just wrong! :lmao
mouse
10-05-2006, 03:52 PM
What do you know about change? I've seen you mow Kori's lawn in this exact suit.

http://images.zwire.com/local/Z/Zwire2318/zwire/images/cult_comedy_8625a_420.jpg


Why not? Both times I was in deep shit!
Johnny_Blaze_47
10-05-2006, 03:53 PM
Why not? Both times I was in deep shit!

If you had just cleaned it up after you shit on Kori's lawn, it wouldn't be so bad.
SpursWoman
10-05-2006, 03:53 PM
Why not? Both times I was in deep shit!


:lol
Big Worm
10-05-2006, 03:55 PM
That mouse is one ugly mo fo. JohnSmith you must have a deathwish Patna!
IX_Equilibrium
10-05-2006, 03:58 PM
well that video was pointless.
MannyIsGod
10-05-2006, 04:00 PM
:lmao

This thread is good.
mouse
10-05-2006, 04:01 PM
If you had just cleaned it up after you shit on Kori's lawn, it wouldn't be so bad.

Maybe I wouldn't have to shit so bad if you wouldn't had put so much MSG in that General Joe's chicken you made at Kori's GTG when your Johnny Yen ass almost burnt down her kitchen trying to Wok like a man.
johnsmith
10-05-2006, 04:02 PM
well that video was pointless.


No, there was a point to it.
Tampon
10-05-2006, 04:04 PM
No, there was a point to it.


Your really trying to Plug this video Brah!
katyon6th
10-05-2006, 04:07 PM
Maybe I wouldn't have to shit so bad if you wouldn't had put so much MSG in that General Joe's chicken you made at Kori's GTG when your Johnny Yen ass almost burnt down her kitchen trying to Wok like a man.

Oh, that's good. :lol
Johnny_Blaze_47
10-05-2006, 04:09 PM
Maybe I wouldn't have to shit so bad if you wouldn't had put so much MSG in that General Joe's chicken you made at Kori's GTG when your Johnny Yen ass almost burnt down her kitchen trying to Wok like a man.

Just like Mouse.

Can't hold down food, can't hold down a job.
mouse
10-05-2006, 04:31 PM
Just like Mouse.

Can't hold down food, can't hold down a job.


But I can still hold down your sisters head between my leggs.
mouse
10-05-2006, 04:35 PM
What do you know about change? I've seen you mow Kori's lawn in this exact suit.

Trust me I want to change clothes, but everytime I go to the cleaners your pappy keeps telling me "no Ticky" "no shirty"

I have to go now, someone is coming up to the drive trough..........
Gumby
10-05-2006, 04:53 PM
score so far.


JohnSmith 5

JohnnyBlaze 3

Mouse 1
Johnny_Blaze_47
10-05-2006, 04:53 PM
Trust me I want to change clothes, but everytime I go to the cleaners your pappy keeps telling me "no Ticky" "no shirty"

I have to go now, someone is coming up to the drive trough..........

Cleaning your dog's semen off your shirt is tough work.
katyon6th
10-05-2006, 04:58 PM
johnsmith isn't really involved in this, how does he end up with 5 points? For starting the thread?
Johnny_Blaze_47
10-05-2006, 05:07 PM
johnsmith isn't really involved in this, how does he end up with 5 points? For starting the thread?

For putting a smile on your face.
ducks
10-05-2006, 05:08 PM
Cleaning your dog's semen off your shirt is tough work.

buy a new shirt then
Johnny_Blaze_47
10-05-2006, 05:09 PM
buy a new shirt then

Wal-Mart cancelled lawaway, so Mouse is screwed.
ducks
10-05-2006, 05:11 PM
not tell jan
mouse
10-05-2006, 05:13 PM
Cleaning your dog's semen off your shirt is tough work.

Not as hard as removing your sisters lipstick from his balls.
Bazooka Joe
10-05-2006, 05:27 PM
There are plenty of lurkers in the troll forum. :lmao
Johnny_Blaze_47
10-05-2006, 05:27 PM
Not as hard as removing your sisters lipstick from his balls.

Is cleaning people's balls your latest job?

And if it isn't, well, maybe one day you can graduate from your hobby of cleaning balls and get paid for doing it.
Johnny_Blaze_47
10-05-2006, 05:29 PM
The next time Mouse comes up with some original smack will be the first time.

Joe Rogan would've slammed Mouse the same way he slams Carlos Mencia, but nobody pays to listen to Mouse's weak comedy when we get to hear re-run after re-run on the 4AM sports talk shows.
Joe Rogan
10-05-2006, 05:30 PM
The next time Mouse comes up with some original smack will be the first time.

Joe Rogan would've slammed Mouse the same way he slams Carlos Mencia, but nobody pays to listen to Mouse's weak comedy when we get to hear re-run after re-run on the 4AM sports talk shows.

Mouse is okay in my book.
Johnny_Blaze_47
10-05-2006, 05:34 PM
Mouse is okay in my book.

Of course he is, Mouse steals cable, not jokes.

Maybe if he did steal some jokes, his comedy fanbase would be more than the day workers on Commerce St.
mouse
10-05-2006, 09:03 PM
Is cleaning people's balls your latest job?

Hey it's a living! I charge by how big they are, If they are the size of golf balls? I charge 20 dollars, Lemons 35.00 dollars, In your case a 1.00 should do for olive size. lance Armstrong gets 1/2 off.


maybe one day you can graduate from your hobby of cleaning balls and get paid for doing it.

I can only wish. the real money is in the removing the balls from the persons chin. Which reminds me, you have an appointment to come in on Friday 10AM
so hit the sac early tonight.
Kori Ellis
10-05-2006, 09:30 PM
What do you know about change? I've seen you mow Kori's lawn in this exact suit.

http://images.zwire.com/local/Z/Zwire2318/zwire/images/cult_comedy_8625a_420.jpg

No same clothes smack from the guy who has worn the same Spurs shooting shirt to 98% of the GTG's in the last 3 years :angel
Johnny_Blaze_47
10-05-2006, 09:31 PM
No same clothes smack from the guy who has worn the same Spurs shooting shirt to 98% of the GTG's in the last 3 years :angel

I have a valid excuse, though.

People yell at me when I don't show up in the shooting shirt.

(And I knew somebody was going to bring that up...I just kind of expected it to be Manny) :lol
Kori Ellis
10-05-2006, 09:31 PM
I have a valid excuse, though.

People yell at me when I don't show up in the shooting shirt.

Well at least we know it's clean ... since your mom runs the Chinese Laundry.
Johnny_Blaze_47
10-05-2006, 09:32 PM
Well at least we know it's clean ... since your mom owns the Chinese Laundry.

Fixed it for you. :lol
Johnny_Blaze_47
10-05-2006, 09:34 PM
I've actually got a different one (the one I bought from GiG) to wear this year, but will keep the original in reserve in case the Spurs hit a losing streak or something.

And come to think of it, I've had two different shooting shirts in the time I've been going to GTGs.
mouse
10-06-2006, 03:45 PM
Everyone needs to show up at Kori's house and wear the exact same shit they had on when the Spurs won Game 5 on the *1999 NBA Finals

I wear that suit to promote a movie I am filming called Resevoir Hogs!
ShoogarBear
10-06-2006, 04:10 PM
:lmao

What is this, National Nuclear Insults Day?