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ducks
10-10-2006, 07:29 PM
LOS LUNAS, N.M. -- Police told Albuquerque TV station KOAT that several employees at a fast-food restaurant in Los Lunas cooked marijuana into several Isleta officers' hamburgers late Sunday night.

It happened at the Burger King on Main Street at about 11:30 p.m.

Investigators said two restaurant employees put the pot in the burgers and served them to two officers from the Isleta Police Department.

After noticing something was wrong, police said the Isleta officers ran a field test on the burgers and they came back positive for marijuana.

"They consumed about half the hamburgers each before they found that there was something in the food, " said Los Lunas police Lt. Joe Sanchez.

Los Lunas investigators said a total of three employees are facing charges, including marijana posession and aggravated battery on an officer.

http://www.ksat.com/food/10042956/detail.html

2Blonde
10-10-2006, 07:54 PM
:smokin :smokin

ducks
10-10-2006, 07:54 PM
do we not have a police officer that post here

2Blonde
10-10-2006, 07:56 PM
do we not have a police officer that post here
Zstomp...But he's probably out eating burgers right now. :lol

LuvBones
10-10-2006, 08:04 PM
^ :lol

LaMarcus Bryant
10-10-2006, 08:12 PM
"After noticing something wrong..."? wtf?

ShoogarBear
10-10-2006, 08:48 PM
In other news, the Los Lunas Krispy Kreme announced it would halt production on their LSD-laced doughnuts.

spurs=bling
10-10-2006, 09:04 PM
:lmao !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ATX Spur
10-10-2006, 09:04 PM
That's got to be the dumbest way to get charged for aggravated battery of an officer. I would classify them under TD's favorite word.

spurs=bling
10-10-2006, 09:05 PM
That's got to be the dumbest way to get charged for aggravated battery of an officer. I would classify them under TD's favorite word.
retarded?

ATX Spur
10-10-2006, 09:13 PM
retarded?

Yes, ma'am. :sombrero:

Condemned 2 HelLA
10-11-2006, 01:49 AM
I know that Burger King's old catch phrase was "Have It Your Way", but since when was weed offered as a topping?
Will it be replacing lettuce?
And how much extra do you have to pay for it?!?!!

cherylsteele
10-11-2006, 06:40 AM
Maybe they used the weed because lettuce and spinach had e. coli

RandomGuy
10-11-2006, 12:32 PM
What better way to drive sales at a restaurant than to put an appetite stimulant in food, heh.

Condemned 2 HelLA
10-11-2006, 01:30 PM
What better way to drive sales at a restaurant than to put an appetite stimulant in food, heh.

Exactly.
Create AND cure the munchies in one fell swoop!

Condemned 2 HelLA
10-11-2006, 01:32 PM
Refraining from making the obligatory "Super Troopers" reference right now is really killing me.

spurs=bling
10-11-2006, 08:09 PM
Refraining from making the obligatory "Super Troopers" reference right now is really killing me.
"its for a cop"......................

sa_butta
10-11-2006, 08:18 PM
:lmao Excellent.


What a waste of weed.

Condemned 2 HelLA
10-12-2006, 03:17 AM
"its for a cop"......................

Thank you.
:lol

spurs=bling
10-12-2006, 04:33 PM
Thank you.
:lol
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Farva: Give me a double bacon cheeseburger.
Dimpus Burger Guy: [into mic] Double baco cheeseburger. It's for a cop.
Farva: What the hell's that all about? You gonna spit in it now?
Dimpus Burger Guy: No, I just told him that so he makes it good.
[into mic]
Dimpus Burger Guy: Don't spit in that cop's burger.
Farva: Yeah, thanks.
Second Dimpus Guy: Roger, holding the spit.
Farva: Gimme a pie... apple.
Dimpus Burger Guy: Want me to hold the spit? Hah, just kidding officer Farva.
[pause]
Dimpus Burger Guy: Want me to dimpa-size your meal for 25 cents?
Farva: Want me to punch-a-size your face, for free?
Dimpus Burger Guy: It's only 25 cents, and look how much more you get.
Thorny: Look, kid, he doesn't want it.
Farva: I can handle this, Thorn. I don't want it!
Dimpus Burger Guy: Uhh, right. Beverage?
Farva: Gimme a litre o' cola.
Dimpus Burger Guy: What?
Farva: [Annoyed] A litre o' cola.
Dimpus Burger Guy: [into mic] Litrecola? Do we sell litrecola?
Thorny: Will you just order a large, Farva?
Farva: I don't want a large farva. I want a goddamn litre o' cola!
Dimpus Burger Guy: [to Farva] I don't know what that is!
Farva: [slowly starts shouting] Litre is French for...
[grabs burger kid by shirt]
Farva: ... give me my fuckin' cola before I break VOUS FUCKIN' LIP!

ZStomp
10-22-2006, 05:42 PM
Zstomp...But he's probably out eating burgers right now. :lol

Hey!! :depressed