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Jimcs50
10-17-2006, 01:31 PM
My assistant and her roommate won 2 tickets to see Hairspray the musical, when they entered the big hair contest for the radio station here, Candy 95. I told her about it and suggested that she enter.

I took the picture too, thankyouverymuch. :smokin


She is on the left, btw

http://www.knde.com/photo-galleries/img_0990.jpg
katyon6th
10-17-2006, 01:33 PM
Cuuuuuuuuuuuute assistant.
johnsmith
10-17-2006, 01:33 PM
I'd hit it.
jman3000
10-17-2006, 01:33 PM
give her my number.... maybe.
johnsmith
10-17-2006, 01:34 PM
Jim, You're nailing your assistant aren't you?
Jimcs50
10-17-2006, 01:35 PM
Cuuuuuuuuuuuute assistant.


:lmao


She actually really is cute...the picture is not too flattering.
katyon6th
10-17-2006, 01:36 PM
Jim, You're nailing your assistant aren't you?

This I wouldn't doubt.
johnsmith
10-17-2006, 01:36 PM
Come on Jim, admit it, you're nailing her like Jesus the carpenter.
dougp
10-17-2006, 01:36 PM
we all demand more pics ... atleast the guys.
Jimcs50
10-17-2006, 01:37 PM
Jim, You're nailing your assistant aren't you?


Noooooo, just friends, we all just have a good time here at the office, i assure you.
johnsmith
10-17-2006, 01:37 PM
Noooooo, just friends, we all just have a good time here at the office, i assure you.


Is that what it's called now, "having a good time at the office"? How many times a week do you have a "good time at the office"?
johnsmith
10-17-2006, 01:38 PM
we all demand more pics ... atleast the guys.


Agreed.
katyon6th
10-17-2006, 01:38 PM
Noooooo, just friends, we all just have a good time here at the office, i assure you.

So, it's like a group thing? Cool!
johnsmith
10-17-2006, 01:38 PM
So, it's like a group thing? Cool!


Are you guys hiring?
Jimcs50
10-17-2006, 01:39 PM
Are you guys hiring?


No, every position is filled.


:)
johnsmith
10-17-2006, 01:40 PM
No, every position is filled.


:)


Best post ever made on this site..........good for you Jim
katyon6th
10-17-2006, 01:41 PM
No, every position is filled.


:)

Jim's a clever man.
midgetonadonkey
10-17-2006, 01:43 PM
I used to have a porn where a dentist fucks his assistant.
johnsmith
10-17-2006, 01:43 PM
Jim's a clever man.


Plus he's nailing his assistant and her roommate, so he's got that going for him as well.
katyon6th
10-17-2006, 01:45 PM
Plus he's nailing his assistant and her roommate, so he's got that going for him as well.

So, basically, Jim is not only a clever man, but Jim is the man. Yeah?
johnsmith
10-17-2006, 01:45 PM
I used to have a porn where a dentist fucks his assistant.


Isn't it great that nowadays we don't have to own porn, we can just download it. I've seen more assistants nailed over the last two years then I did for the first 25 entire years of my life.

But you gotta hand it to Jim, he's living the dream. Any assistants on this site looking for work?
midgetonadonkey
10-17-2006, 01:45 PM
http://www.knde.com/photo-galleries/img_0990.jpg

Is your assistant wiping her mouth?
Jimcs50
10-17-2006, 01:47 PM
Is your assistant wiping her mouth?



No :spin

It is a "Grease" pose...you know....from the 50's. :)
ShoogarBear
10-17-2006, 01:50 PM
I like the way they grip those cans.
ShoogarBear
10-17-2006, 01:51 PM
And why are you in their apartment taking their picture?
katyon6th
10-17-2006, 01:52 PM
The girls have different tongue actions going on.
tlongII
10-17-2006, 01:53 PM
Their mouths seem to be appropriately positioned.

I think I like the one on the right a little better, but either would do.
TDMVPDPOY
10-17-2006, 01:55 PM
id hit it,
hit it again,
yeh continue to hit it
hit it,
then quit it
Mixability
10-17-2006, 01:56 PM
The girls have different tongue actions going on.

you know your techniques, huh?
Jimcs50
10-17-2006, 01:57 PM
And why are you in their apartment taking their picture?

Because she told me to stop by right after work to take the picture. She got off at 4 that day, and I get off at 6, and they asked me if I would come by right after I finished that day, so I did. They live in some apartment complex which is on my way home, so it was no trouble at all.
ShoogarBear
10-17-2006, 01:58 PM
Because she told me to stop by right after work to take the picture. She got off at 4 that day, and I get off at 6, and they asked me if I would come by right after I finished that day, so I did. They live in some apartment complex which is on my way home, so it was no trouble at all.

Not bad. Work on it a little more, though.
Jimcs50
10-17-2006, 01:59 PM
Their mouths seem to be appropriately positioned.

I think I like the one on the right a little better, but either would do.


tlong, I knew you would like her...she is pretty hot(sweet little tush)....you want me to set something up?
tlongII
10-17-2006, 01:59 PM
Because she told me to stop by right after work to take the picture. She got off at 4 that day, and I get off at 6, and they asked me if I would come by right after I finished that day, so I did. They live in some apartment complex which is on my way home, so it was no trouble at all.

No trouble at all? You sure?
Jimcs50
10-17-2006, 02:00 PM
Not bad. Work on it a little more, though.


Shoog, it is the truth.....


I did not have sex with that woman!!!!!







I wanted to.................................


:)
tlongII
10-17-2006, 02:00 PM
tlong, I knew you would like her...she is pretty hot(sweet little tush)....you want me to set something up?


Absolutely. Do you think your niece would be jealous though?
Jimcs50
10-17-2006, 02:00 PM
Absolutely. Do you think your niece would be jealous though?


more than likely, but I will not tell her.
katyon6th
10-17-2006, 02:03 PM
This is actually all very disturbing.

Do these girls know you posted a picture of them and old men are oogling at their goodies?
ShoogarBear
10-17-2006, 02:03 PM
No trouble at all? You sure?

Well, for her it certainly would be trouble.
ShoogarBear
10-17-2006, 02:04 PM
This is actually all very disturbing.

Do these girls know you posted a picture of them and old men are oogling at their goodies?

Not true. I can only see their goodies in the PMs from Jim.
Jimcs50
10-17-2006, 02:05 PM
This is actually all very disturbing.

Do these girls know you posted a picture of them and old men are oogling at their goodies?


Yep, she is right here reading this. Meredith says hi, btw.

She says she likes having old men,(and young men) drooling over her and her roommate.

:spin
Jimcs50
10-17-2006, 02:06 PM
Not true. I can only see their goodies in the PMs from Jim.



shhhhhhh....she is right here, man.

:nope
ShoogarBear
10-17-2006, 02:07 PM
Yep, she is right here reading this. Meredith says hi, btw.

She says she likes having old men,(and young men) drooling over her and her roommate.

:spin

Hod dam.

:drool: :drool: :drool: :drool:
tlongII
10-17-2006, 02:16 PM
Say hi to Meredith for me!
tlongII
10-17-2006, 02:17 PM
I just thought it would be appropriate to have their picture on page 2 of this thread as well...

http://www.knde.com/photo-galleries/img_0990.jpg
tlongII
10-17-2006, 02:18 PM
Those are big cans.
1Parker1
10-17-2006, 06:33 PM
:lol Why am I not suprised by the fact that Jim has a hot, young "Assistant" whose apartment is conveniently on his way home?
Mrs.Jimcs50
10-17-2006, 07:56 PM
It should be pointed out that "nostradumbass" has failed to mention a few facts in order to, once again, inflate his ego here at SpursTalk.

1. Said assistant is a lesbian. I should know, she keeps me company while Jim is out hitting balls and comparing clubs with his dimunative friend Sequ :sequ

2. There is no chance in hell that my dear Jim could be "hitting it". The assistant's stated sexual preferance aside, she has often referred to him as "cute" and "reminds me of my grandfather". Ouch. Can you say 'kiss of death' honey?

3. The Hairspray phot idea wasn't even Jim's idea - it was mine, as always. This man wouldn't know an original idea if it smacked him upside the AmalGam Separator. This is the same guy whose famous NBA predictions are actually just him spouting the opposite of whatever he read on HoopsHype that morning.
PM5K
10-17-2006, 07:58 PM
Umm, you gas your patients and have threesomes don't you?
johnsmith
10-18-2006, 10:23 AM
Jim, when are you going to post hot naked photos of your assistant and your wife together?
Jimcs50
10-18-2006, 11:09 AM
Jim, when are you going to post hot naked photos of your assistant and your wife together?

I can post naked photos of my girlfriends and I can post naked photos of my wife, but I can not post any of them together. Hellloooooooo???????
johnsmith
10-18-2006, 11:11 AM
I can post naked photos of my girlfriends and I can post naked photos of my wife, but I can not post any of them together. Hellloooooooo???????

I'm not gonna lie, Jimcs50 is in the running with midgetonadonkey for my favorite posting guy on this website.