Name my jerky!!

[DJREN37]

I have been making homemade beef jerly for about 5 years now and have mainly given it away to friends and family. I have been asked several times to make some for a relative and they would pay me for it. Of course i have always just said just buy me a beer or i woudl'n take the money. I have finally decided to take the plunge, but i have no idea what to call it. This is just a hobby right now but if it takes off cool if not oh well I'll just have to eat it all. So if I pick your name, you get 3lbs. of my goodies. I only use london broil, and cure meat for 48 hrs and smoke at med heat(above 150* to kill the bad stuff) for about 6-8 hrs. I am applying for my food sale certificate also, so dont worrie i wont poison you.

[tlongII]

Send me 3 lbs to try it and I will think of a good name.

[DJREN37]

PM me ur addy and I'll send you samples of my 3 flavors. Inferno, terriyaki sweet, and pepered. next batch will ship out fresh made sunday, shipped mon.

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

The Beefy Jerk's Beef Jerky

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

"Hands off my jerky, turkey!"

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

"Eat My Meat!"

[sa_butta]

Why dont you just use your own name or a variation of?

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

I would suggest "Lone Star Jerky," but can see where the beer people might horn in on you.

"Shining Star Jerky"

[DJREN37]

So far i love "eat my meat" , i am trying to stay away from something to traditional like "Alamo Jerkey" , i want something funny maybe "Dried Cow".

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

"Carnivorous Texan Jerky"

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

The tagline can be...

"Cured for what ails ya."

[Jimcs50]

Paul Newman's Own Beef Jerky


It will sell well, because people will think that some of the proceeds go to charity.


:)

[Jimcs50]

Sun Dried Jerky



The tomatos were very popular.

[Kori Ellis]

Coyote Jerky

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

"Ranchhand Jerky"

[SpursWoman]

Have you tried making turkey jerky? New Braunfels Smokehouse makes it and it's to die for.




Bovine Chew? :lol

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Goddamnit. All this talk of jerky (and especially NB Smokehouse) is going to make me drive up there to get some.

[Jimcs50]

Bevo Jerky



It will sell well in College Station



:)

[DJREN37]

Spurswoman, I have and been told mine is good but over seasoned. I just happen to like spicey food so folks tend to try the stuff i make for myself. I'll throw some in the smokes this sunday, pm ur addy and i send ya some.

[Jimcs50]

Hmmmm, I might have just come up with a great money making scheme.......alright, nobody steal my idea.

:ihit

[sa_butta]

Wild Jerky.

[DJREN37]

Love my Longhorns, Bevo Jerky could work.

[SpursWoman]

Spurswoman, I have and been told mine is good but over seasoned. I just happen to like spicey food so folks tend to try the stuff i make for myself. I'll throw some in the smokes this sunday, pm ur addy and i send ya some.


Awesome! I like spicy....thanks! :)

[sa_butta]

Super Jerky

[Jimcs50]

Ex husband Jerky

[DJREN37]

Hey some of you may not want to give some stranger your addy. I understand, if you wanna try some samples i can also meet you somewhere like gas station, McDonalds or somewhere neutral. Shoot I could be that weirdo internet psycho jerky killer.

[ShoogarBear]

Herky Jerky

[SpursWoman]

Hey some of you may not want to give some stranger your addy. I understand, if you wanna try some samples i can also meet you somewhere like gas station, McDonalds or somewhere neutral. Shoot I could be that weirdo internet psycho jerky killer.

ST Poster Jerky? :lol :wow

[Jimcs50]

Love my Longhorns, Bevo Jerky could work.


I might have to get a cut of the proceeds, as I think the name will catch on quicky and you will be rich.

[Jimcs50]

Hey some of you may not want to give some stranger your addy. I understand, if you wanna try some samples i can also meet you somewhere like gas station, McDonalds or somewhere neutral. Shoot I could be that weirdo internet psycho jerky killer.

Meeting someone at a gas station to sample their meat???

Shoog has experience at that, how did that work out for you, Shoog?




:)

[ORION]

"Maybe its Beef Jerky" or "Happy Jerky" or "Circle Jerky" or "Slap yo momma jerky"

[SpursWoman]

Circle Jerky .... awesome. :tu :lmao

[DJREN37]

ST Poster Jerkey, If I call it that you won't be hearing from those that went to get free samples on here anymore. LOL!! "Come here ST poster, you want some free jerky"

[Jimcs50]

Eating Raol Jerky

[DJREN37]

I as a big fan of the Circle Jerks when i was a skater 15 yrs and 50 lbs ago lol. I like that one also. Top 3 so far in no particular order.

Circle Jerky
Bevo Jerky
Eat my Meat

[ShoogarBear]

If you're a Mav Fan: Dirky Jerky.
If you're a stalker: Lurky Jerky.
If you're a Family Matters Fan: Urkely Jerky.
If you like Katie Couric: Perky Jerky.

[katyon6th]

"I'm Just Beefy" jerky

[ShoogarBear]

Meeting someone at a gas station to sample their meat???

Shoog has experience at that, how did that work out for you, Shoog?

:)

Kiss my jerky.

[tlongII]

No sucky. Jerky.

[DJREN37]

Dirky Jerky- its what Tim has for breakfast.

[ShoogarBear]

Wacky Jerky

[ORION]

Sweet Meat

[Jimcs50]

I as a big fan of the Circle Jerks when i was a skater 15 yrs and 50 lbs ago lol. I like that one also. Top 3 so far in no particular order.

Circle Jerky
Bevo Jerky
Eat my Meat



I would not eat anything with Circle Jerk in the name.....that is just me.


:)

[easjer]

:lol at this whole thread. My vote is for Circle Jerky. You could logo with a brand-style circle, but amuse many internet people at the same time.

[ORION]

Juicy Beef ......by the way this one is my nickname

[Jimcs50]

Kiss my jerky.



:lol


That was a good one, you have to admit.

:)

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

Circle Jerky-Enjoy it with your friends!

[DJREN37]

Gross, a co-worker just mentioned Stinky pink.

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

Circle Jerky-From my hands to your mouth!

[Jimcs50]

Circle Jerky-Enjoy it with your friends!


Why not just name it Jizz Jerky? :lol

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

Murky Jerky-Even I'm not sure what's in here.

[Jimcs50]

How about Mad Cow Jerky?

You could have a pic of a cow in a straight jacket.


:)

[DJREN37]

To the top of the list "Mad Cow jerky" love it.

[DJREN37]

I may also use "Sweet meat" for my sweet terriyaki

[Jimcs50]

To the top of the list "Mad Cow jerky" love it.



:smokin

[MoSpur]

How about "Jerk Off?"

[ORION]

"Sword Fight Jerky" or "Swinging Beef Strips"

[ShoogarBear]

I guess Herky Jerky is taken: http://herkyjerky.com/

[ORION]

How about "Jerk Off?"
pervert !

[Jimcs50]

To the top of the list "Mad Cow jerky" love it.


Did I win, did I win?

:hungry:

[CuckingFunt]

"No sucky. Jerky." didn't get near enough love, in my opinion.

[DJREN37]

"Mad Cow Jerky" gonna look weird on my app from the health dept. LOL. I will end contest today at 3pm. I am still considering "Eat My Meat" and "Circle Jerky".

[tlongII]

"No sucky. Jerky." didn't get near enough love, in my opinion.

thankyouverymuch :downspin:

[Marklar MM]

Beat your meat, tender sweet,
cook it in the smoker.
When they come to eat your meat,
stick em with your poker.

[Jimcs50]

"Mad Cow Jerky" gonna look weird on my app from the health dept. LOL. I will end contest today at 3pm. I am still considering "Eat My Meat" and "Circle Jerky".


You have to have the picture of the cow in the straight jacket to complete the idea.

Your slogan can be: "Nobody beats my meat"

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

I think you should have a picture of a cow holding a gun to its head. That'll get the point across.

It's a mad cow (obviously), and it's now dead and in some plastic packaging.

[Marklar MM]

Put the cow eating a person.

[Fillmoe]

jerky me please

[thispego]

Jaw breakin Jerky
got dental insurance?
tired of work? try this jerk.
Dr. Jerky & Mr. Dried

[2Blonde]

So you could go with Jim's idea and call it Mad Cow Jerky and say it comes in 3 flavors
#1 Sweet Meat Teriyaki
#2 Inferno ???...
#3 Peppered ???...

[2Blonde]

#2 Raging Inferno

[ShoogarBear]

You could get Paris Hilton to do the ads:

"That's hot!"

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

If you go with the Mad Cow name throw some mental disorders into the titles.
Psychotic Sweet Teriyaki
Pyromaniac Inferno
Multiple Personality Peppered

[Spurminator]

I was going to think of some, but there's no way to top Cirkle Jerky. That name would give you national exposure. It's so perfect that, unfortunately, someone has probably already used it.

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

I was going to think of some, but there's no way to top Cirkle Jerky. That name would give you national exposure. It's so perfect that, unfortunately, someone has probably already used it.

Unfortunately you are correct.

http://www.thetragedies.com/circlejerky.htm
http://www.thetragedies.com/jerky.jpg

[Spurminator]

Wow, nice logo.

[katyon6th]

"Just try to beat this meaty treat"

Excellent.

[ShoogarBear]

"We aim to please"? Jeez, these guys really went the whole hog. :lol

[Phenomanul]

If you go with the Mad Cow name throw some mental disorders into the titles.
Psychotic Sweet Teriyaki
Pyromaniac Inferno
Multiple Personality Peppered


Along that same theme.....

LUNAtic Jerky - ''The one that didn't make it over the moon''

[Spurminator]

Is that an actual product? It looks Photoshopped.

[DJREN37]

You have to have the picture of the cow in the straight jacket to complete the idea.

Your slogan can be: "Nobody beats my meat"@

2 for 2 I love brand name "Mad Cow Jerky" and slogan "Nobody beats my meat". 1.5 hrs to go and gonna be hard to top that one.

[DJREN37]

"Mad Cow Jerky" is the winner. .3 lbs if jerky for the winner!! oops mean 3 pounds lol. JIMCS50 pm your addy. Thanks to everyone that contributed, Samples will still be available if anyone wants to try it.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Is that an actual product? It looks Photoshopped.

I'm willing to let it go if it is.

I'm not about to look for "Circle Jerky" in Google.

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

I'm willing to let it go if it is.

I'm not about to look for "Circle Jerky" in Google.

That's how I found it in the first place. It didn't give me anything remotely porn related. At least not on the first page of stuff. With that said, I then cleared the search history as soon I could.

[Summers]

Smokeworks

[Spam]

Chew Bacah

[Phenomanul]

Chew Bacah


George Lucas would probably sue.... :nutkick:

[Jimcs50]

"Mad Cow Jerky" is the winner. .3 lbs if jerky for the winner!! oops mean 3 pounds lol. JIMCS50 pm your addy. Thanks to everyone that contributed, Samples will still be available if anyone wants to try it.



:elephant :elephant :elephant

[jcrod]

@

2 for 2 I love brand name "Mad Cow Jerky" and slogan "Nobody beats my meat". 1.5 hrs to go and gonna be hard to top that one.


Thats a great name and slogan. I'm going to PM you my addy or might meet you up. We love jerky and want to try yours.

[Pablo Escobar]

100% no bull jerky

[timvp]

Damn beef jerky is awesome.

Ship some to SpursTalk. 911 SpursTalk Lane, San Antonio, TX 78269

Thanks.

[MoSpur]

I know the contest is over, but damn Chew Vaca would have been hilarious.

[Slomo]

I know the contest is over, but damn Chew Vaca would have been hilarious.
:lmao :tu

[ORION]

Unfortunately you are correct.

http://www.thetragedies.com/circlejerky.htm
http://www.thetragedies.com/jerky.jpg
:lol
no way !

[hotchick21]

Tell me what you think about these:

Smoldering Beef Sticks

Dehydrated Cow Meat

Withered Cow

Dried Jerky Nuts