Nailed...

[sa_butta]

Roofer nails testicle to roof

An Austrian workman who slipped while working on a house nailed his own testicle to the roof with a nail gun.

August Voegl, 59, from Jennersdorf, shot the four-inch nail into his left testicle with the compressed air nail gun.

He was unable to extract it or pull himself away from the roof.

Emergency medics were called in to separate the man from the roof after which he was airlifted to a nearby hospital where he is reportedly recovering well after surgery.



http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_2039853.html?menu=

[ObiwanGinobili]

I don;t have balls and even my crotch hurts reading that.

[1369]

Roofer nails testicle to roof

An Austrian workman who slipped while working on a house nailed his own testicle to the roof with a nail gun.

August Voegl, 59, from Jennersdorf, shot the four-inch nail into his left testicle with the compressed air nail gun.

He was unable to extract it or pull himself away from the roof.

Emergency medics were called in to separate the man from the roof after which he was airlifted to a nearby hospital where he is reportedly recovering well after surgery.



http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_2039853.html?menu=

Yea, I'm guessing that that whole leverage thing when he tried to use a claw hammer to remove the nail didn't feel too good... :dizzy

[samikeyp]

Oh DAMN!!! :(

[jman3000]

i feel like crying.

[ZStomp]

Damn.

:depressed

[ChumpDumper]

That's why you get two.

[MaNuMaNiAc]

Holy shit! is there a man on this earth who didn´t cringe after reading that story? I'm surprised the guy didn't just faint from the pain

[George W Bush]

This is an attack on All testicles.

[ShoogarBear]

I feel a little quesy . . .

[jman3000]

i hope it missed the actual ball and just got skin ... cuz that would fucking suck.

[50 cent]

4 inch nail? Holy shit!@

[mcornelio]

dude.. do they mean the actual testicle... or just the sac? because i dont believe any man could be concious after nailing one of his testicles with an air gun... not even chuck norris. :lol

[ShoogarBear]

The nail would have bounced off of Chuck Norris' nuts.

[1369]

Chuck Norris drives nails into his balls instead of scratching them.

[ATX Spur]

Chuck Norris uses a grill scraper to stratch his nuts, and then cleans them off with peroxide.

[spurs=bling]

i feel like crying.
like if you got a pair.

[ShoogarBear]

Pwned!

[Marklar MM]

I had to check my pills. I still have 3 down there, so all is good.

[ATX Spur]

This story stays with you. I was walking to work tonight and I cringed just thinking about it.