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RandomGuy
10-20-2006, 09:41 AM
OTTAWA, Canada (Reuters) -- Canadian troops fighting Taliban militants in Afghanistan have stumbled across an unexpected and potent enemy -- almost impenetrable forests of marijuana plants 10 feet tall.

General Rick Hillier, chief of the Canadian defense staff, said Thursday that Taliban fighters were using the forests as cover. In response, the crew of at least one armored car had camouflaged their vehicle with marijuana.

"The challenge is that marijuana plants absorb energy, heat very readily. It's very difficult to penetrate with thermal devices. ... And as a result you really have to be careful that the Taliban don't dodge in and out of those marijuana forests," he said in a speech in Ottawa, Canada.

"We tried burning them with white phosphorous -- it didn't work. We tried burning them with diesel -- it didn't work. The plants are so full of water right now ... that we simply couldn't burn them," he said.

Even successful incineration had its drawbacks.

"A couple of brown plants on the edges of some of those [forests] did catch on fire. But a section of soldiers that was downwind from that had some ill effects and decided that was probably not the right course of action," Hiller said dryly.

One soldier told him later: "Sir, three years ago before I joined the army, I never thought I'd say 'That damn marijuana'."
http://www.cnn.com/2006/WORLD/americas/10/12/canada.troops.marijuana.reut/index.html
:smokin

(mental image)

Heh, heh, what's that all aboot, eh? (giggle) Coulja please pass the MRE's, eh? (munch munch)

Hey captain, look, I made a bong oot of my helmet...

:rollin

DarkReign
10-20-2006, 09:44 AM
Awesome. Canada ownz.

Slomo
10-20-2006, 09:47 AM
OTTAWA, Canada (Reuters) -- Canadian troops fighting Taliban militants in Afghanistan have stumbled across an unexpected and potent enemy -- almost impenetrable forests of marijuana plants 10 feet tall.
Will Mouse join the army? :smokin

Taco
10-20-2006, 09:57 AM
Will Mouse join the army? :smokin
:lmao

boutons_
10-20-2006, 12:22 PM
A recruting tool for the military!

(as if the troops weren't already well stocked with recreational goodies)

TheSanityAnnex
10-20-2006, 12:28 PM
Looks like I'm going to have to start growing marijuana so the terrorists can't find me.

Boris
10-20-2006, 12:30 PM
I'll help burn those mothers down. :smokin

Slomo
10-20-2006, 12:34 PM
^^^ It's your patriotic duty :tu

RandomGuy
10-20-2006, 02:01 PM
Fighting the war on terror, one hit at a time.... (exhales)

CosmicCowboy
10-20-2006, 03:22 PM
http://www.geocities.com/stoner_mel/Cheech_Chong-small.jpg

time to call in the special forces...

TDMVPDPOY
10-20-2006, 03:48 PM
reenactment of scary movie?

TheAdmiral#50
10-20-2006, 05:54 PM
Give the Canadians credit, the French would've surrendered lol.