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midgetonadonkey
10-26-2006, 12:41 PM
I'm guessing I will die on March 15th 2009.
Jimcs50
10-26-2006, 12:43 PM
I'm guessing I will die on March 15th 2009.

That is madness




right?


:spin


Beware the ides of March, eh?
Jimcs50
10-26-2006, 12:45 PM
April 29th 2048

my college girlfriend will induce a heart attack on me with her giving me a blowjob for my 90th birthday.
CuckingFunt
10-26-2006, 12:54 PM
July 17, 2058.

Or tomorrow.
Marklar MM
10-26-2006, 12:56 PM
5 minutes until i smash this keyboard through something. i got that onscreen keyboard going right now, and it sucks like a donkey show.
SA210
10-26-2006, 01:16 PM
Our days were numbered when Bush came into office.
midgetonadonkey
10-26-2006, 01:21 PM
Our days were numbered when Bush came into office.

Take that nonsense to the political forum.
1369
10-26-2006, 01:33 PM
April 29th 2048

my college girlfriend will induce a heart attack on me with her giving me a blowjob for my 90th birthday.

Huh, I figured you'd say the day after Mrs. Jimcs50 finds out you've been doing "Big Hair" assistant girl's hair...
Richard Cranium
10-26-2006, 01:53 PM
Take that nonsense to the political forum.

Or thequattro thread.
Jimcs50
10-26-2006, 01:56 PM
Huh, I figured you'd say the day after Mrs. Jimcs50 finds out you've been doing "Big Hair" assistant girl's hair...

That reminds me, they really liked the show last night(Hairspray). I heard it was a god show before, but have not seen it before. I am really not much for musicals to tell you the truth, but they really said it was great.
Jekka
10-26-2006, 03:07 PM
Some asteroid is supposed to hit on March 21, 2014. I plan on having my affairs in order by then. Not that it will matter.
JoeChalupa
10-26-2006, 03:39 PM
I could predict but I'd be dead wrong.
mrose31
10-26-2006, 04:32 PM
http://www.deathclock.com/

Apparently on march 9 2048
Jimcs50
10-26-2006, 04:37 PM
http://www.deathclock.com/

Apparently on march 9 2048


April 22, 2049 according to the Death Clock

That is pretty damn close to the one I picked out arbitrarily.

:lol
ShoogarBear
10-26-2006, 04:41 PM
Some asteroid is supposed to hit on March 21, 2014. I plan on having my affairs in order by then. Not that it will matter.How many affairs are you planning on having? :eyebrows

And what is the order?
ShoogarBear
10-26-2006, 04:44 PM
The death clock is bullshit. Every time you hit it the date changes even if the information doesn't.
mrose31
10-26-2006, 04:53 PM
Dammit are you serious I was totally going to do all kinds if things the day before it said I died.

:depressed
Solid D
10-26-2006, 05:05 PM
vBookie ?
midgetonadonkey
10-26-2006, 05:40 PM
I'd like a vbookie on when I will die.
1Parker1
10-26-2006, 05:40 PM
vBookie ?

:lol

I'm guessing....Oct 27, 2006. I have a killer exam tommorow :)
ShoogarBear
10-26-2006, 05:44 PM
I'd like a vbookie on when I will die.Tonight if we find your address.
ShoogarBear
10-26-2006, 05:45 PM
:lol

I'm guessing....Oct 27, 2006. I have a killer exam tommorow :)I thought you graduated?
1Parker1
10-26-2006, 05:49 PM
I thought you graduated?

I took an extra semester...I'm done this December. Which reminds me...some kid in my Business Class asked me how old I was and when I told him, he was like, "Damn you're old, what are you still doing here?" I will no longer make fun of you and Jimbo being old farts ever again. :oops
ShoogarBear
10-26-2006, 05:52 PM
I took an extra semester...I'm done this December. Which reminds me...some kid in my Business Class asked me how old I was and when I told him, he was like, "Damn you're old, what are you still doing here?" I will no longer make fun of you and Jimbo being old farts ever again. :oopsThat kid had no smooves, or he would have known that older chicks are easy pickin's.
samikeyp
10-26-2006, 06:29 PM
Dec. 6 2066
ALVAREZ6
10-26-2006, 06:35 PM
I will not die.
Suicidal Jack
10-26-2006, 09:14 PM
I hope the day is today.
NorCal510
10-26-2006, 11:02 PM
Feb. 12, 2073
T Park
10-27-2006, 12:08 AM
Ill stay hooked up just to piss off everyone here.

NEVAH!!!!!
AFE7FATMAN
10-27-2006, 05:00 AM
Not sure of the day or date but I know HOW 1 of 3


#1. I will be in a nursing home, in my 80's and some young 75 year
old will say, Your wrong, the only thing bad about Bill Clinton
was he got a BJ. I'll die from a heart attack as I swing my walker
at the guy.

#2. I will be in a nursing home, in my 80's and ask a Nurse for a BJ
and will have a heart attack as I hear her say, not know honey I have
other lights to answer.












# 3. Tonight if my wife reads my posts again.