Would You give up sex for a Spurs Title

[theroc5]

if someone came down and said if you give up sex till the nba season is over then the spurs will win it all...would you?

[CubanMustGo]

No, but I'd gladly sacrifice your ability to start stupid threads.

[theroc5]

No, but I'd gladly sacrifice your ability to start stupid threads.
:lol hey this is a serious thread...my girl friend and i were talking about this and i said people would and she said no guy in the world besides me would.....

[Mr. Body]

Dude, she's just not that into you.

[Dirk41MVP]

you are a FAGGOT. sex >>>>> any team I care winning the title... What the hell would I do without sex for almost 1 year ?, unreal, stupid thread AND idea... maybe you need another gf ?

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y187/mutherm/gay_thread.jpg

[theroc5]

you are a FAGGOT. sex >>>>> any team I care winning the title... What the hell would I do without sex for almost 1 year ?, unreal, stupid thread AND idea... maybe you need another gf ?

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y187/mutherm/gay_thread.jpg
haha thats frekin funny as hell....your pic thing not what you said

[polandprzem]

you are a FAGGOT. sex >>>>> any team I care winning the title... What the hell would I do without sex for almost 1 year ?, unreal, stupid thread AND idea... maybe you need another gf ?

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y187/mutherm/gay_thread.jpg

I know it is hypothetical to you, cause mavs have no chance of winning a title and you having a sex. :reading

[AFBlue]

:lol hey this is a serious thread...my girl friend and i were talking about this and i said people would and she said no guy in the world besides me would.....

You told your girl you'd choose Spurs over sex with her( :wtf )...not a smart move.

If this is a serious thread, then I gotta say no, no way in hell. So I'll continue "making babies" and leave the rest to Pop, Timmy, Tony, and Manu.

[theroc5]

You told your girl you'd choose Spurs over sex with her( :wtf )...not a smart move.

If this is a serious thread, then I gotta say no, no way in hell. So I'll continue "making babies" and leave the rest to Pop, Timmy, Tony, and Manu.
just for 9 months lol

[polandprzem]

I'm giving the sex up

[Drachen]

I went the last four years without sex (not a choice, just bashful, not shy though weird combo). I broke that streak 3 months ago and have been getting it 5 or 6 days out of the week. I would say with that experience under my belt, as much of a fan as I am, if I were given that choice, then I would say "see you in the lottery, Spurs"

[midgetonadonkey]

I wouldn't give up sex but I would give up pissing on chicks for a year.

[Mr. Body]

Drachen: masterbation doesn't count.

[AFBlue]

i thought Kori said the stupid bullshit threads would subside as we neared the season.

Dude relax. This may be a rediculous question, but at least it's not trying to be semi-serious like one of Jonathan's many "Is Tim Duncan done?" threads that were baseless.

This is actually pretty funny.

[Drachen]

Drachen: masterbation doesn't count.

I know it didnt count during those four years, otherwise I would have been having more "sex" during that time than any other in my life. Luckily I found someone who likes sex as much as I do.

[MaNuMaNiAc]

no sex for a year vs. Spurs championship... I don't know, I would go insane :lol so for me, its like insanity vs. Spurs championship. No freaking way

[td4mvp3]

Dude, she's just not that into you.
beautiful :lol

[SpursWoman]

if I were given that choice, then I would say "see you in the lottery, Spurs"

:tu

[Dre_7]

Yes the threads concept is kinda ridiculous, but giving up sex for a few months is not that hard really. At least for me it wouldnt be too hard. People now a days put too much on sex.

[101A]

:lol hey this is a serious thread...my girl friend and i were talking about this and i said people would and she said no guy in the world besides me would.....

I would give up sex with your girlfriend too.

[MaNuMaNiAc]

Whoever says they would is used to not getting any for long periods of time :lmao

[Dre_7]

Whoever says they would is used to not getting any for long periods of time :lmao

Its been about 7 yrs for me (DONT LAUGH FOOLS!!), but that has been by choice. I have had plenty opurtunities. I am just not having sex (again at least) until I am married. So it wouldnt be a problem for me! :lol Give up what I already have given up (FOR NOW!) for a Spurs title? Shooot! No brainer!

[ShoogarBear]

It worked for A. C. Green.

[Solid D]

No, of course not.

[mrose31]

Its been about 7 yrs for me (DONT LAUGH FOOLS!!), but that has been by choice. I have had plenty opurtunities. I am just not having sex (again at least) until I am married. So it wouldnt be a problem for me! :lol Give up what I already have given up (FOR NOW!) for a Spurs title? Shooot! No brainer!


I wasnt going to laugh cause I first read 7 days but after reading it second time.


:rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin

[mrose31]

Just kidding

I went long periods of time without sex when my wife was pregnant and afterwords. Unlike other women she lost a lot of her sex drive during pregnancy.

[AFBlue]

I wasnt going to laugh cause I first read 7 days but after reading it second time.


:rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin


That's messed up to laugh at a person's personal choice. Choosing to abstain from sex until marriage isn't laughable.

EDIT: Nevermind

[2Cleva]

Anyone willing to give up sex hasn't had any good sex (or any sex period).

If you're willing to give up sex you need to turn off the computer, get out of your mom's basement and go out to the real world and get some.

Anyone who roots hard for a team, is upset that they are out for the season, then go to bed with their other and a couple hours later don't give two shits about the season being done and its on to next year know that they ain't giving up sex.

I think I'm going to have more with the missus in memory of all of the lost souls who are willing (or don't have a choice...) to give it up.

:smokin

[2Cleva]

That's messed up to laugh at a person's personal choice. Choosing to abstain from sex until marriage isn't laughable.


No, that's honorable but its also a different subject.

Abstaing from sex for your team to win however....

:lol

[AFBlue]

No, that's honorable but its also a different subject.

Abstaing from sex for your team to win however....

:lol

agreed.... :hitit:

[Joepa]

Dude, this question is absolutely a no brainer for me.

No way in hell I'd make that deal!

[polandprzem]

... and I am a virgin

...

[AFBlue]

... and I am a virgin

...


Which makes the answer clear...you be the sacrificial lamb and take this deal, the Spurs win this year, and everyone else who wants to continue having sex can do so...it's a win-win-win situation

[theroc5]

wow i cant wait the offseasons almost over!! lol

[AFBlue]

wow i cant wait the offseasons almost over!! lol

wait, didn't you start this thread.... :wtf

:lol

[polandprzem]

Which makes the answer clear...you be the sacrificial lamb and take this deal, the Spurs win this year, and everyone else who wants to continue having sex can do so...it's a win-win-win situation

:lol It proves nothing

[AFBlue]

:lol It proves nothing


This thread proves nothing...

It's just Roc's perverse way to find out everyone's sexual habits....j/k :lol

[tlongII]

Why? I don't even like the Spurs.

[Cant_Be_Faded]

Do oral or anal count

[Trainwreck2100]

I would

[Guru of Nothing]

Depends ... please explain the verification process. Will hot, under-sexed soccer moms trail me constantly, testifying to my celibacy?

[AlamoSpursFan]

Doesn't work. I haven't been laid since last Thanksgiving and I seem to remember we lost to Dallas sometime after that...

:lmao

[CharlieMac]

Im married. Sure.

[Cant_Be_Faded]

Do oral or anal count



:danceclub

[Kori Ellis]

Midget -- Seriously you need to calm down. You say sick stuff in The Quattro and I let it go, but I don't what the hell you think this is.

[midgetonadonkey]

Midget -- Seriously you need to calm down. You say sick stuff in The Quattro and I let it go, but I don't what the hell you think this is.


sorry. I got carried away. My bad.

[Kori Ellis]

sorry. I got carried away. My bad.

No, it's not a simple "my bad". I'm sick of having to ask you to behave.

[midgetonadonkey]

My imagination just goes wild sometimes and I can't stop it. Seriously, my bad.

[midgetonadonkey]

No, it's not a simple "my bad". I'm sick of having to ask you to behave.

Sorry, I will be good from now on. Seriously.

[theroc5]

this thread was pretty awsome lmao

[E20]

Yeah, I would hella do that, I'd just masturbate to get by and I would also place a bet of 1 Million dollars that the Spurs will win it all.

[spurschick]

Does this mean sex with another person or all sex in general? If it's sex with another person, then hell yeah... unless he's a hot Argentine. Otherwise, there are more than enough batteries in the world to get me through to a Spurs title. :clap

[ATX Spur]

Not worth it at all.

[mavsfan1000]

No way. I don't even like the Spurs.

[Cant_Be_Faded]

Midge's pissing comment has to go down as one of the funniest most under rated moments in ST history. I just got a bad look from my boss for laughing so violently.

[Stringer_Bell]

Holy shit, am I reading this thread correctly?

No sex for two months or a Spurs Championship for ETERNITY? I'd never tell my girlfriend that I'd choose the Spurs over sex, but if I had to make some side deal with a shady worker of Fate...then most likely I could go without sex for 2 months if the Spurs were promised a Championship. Is it cheating? Maybeeee...I dunno, actually. Whatever, I hate the Lakers. :(

[ALVAREZ6]

i think kori overreacted, I see nothing wrong with midget's comment. crofl, reminds me of this past summer at a banger my friends threw when one of them pissed on multiple girls that were sleeping on his floor that night cus he was so drunk :lol

[TheSullyMonster]

Who are we having sex with? TBH, some girls...

My immediate ex though? Sorry spurs. Girl before that? Yeah, go spurs go. She was pretty terrible.:lol

[CuckingFunt]

Says a lot about where things have gone around here that Midge's pissing comment was once worthy of a Kori reprimand.

[The Gemini Method]

There are too many variables for me to say sex or a Lakers championship. I don't see any quantifying info as to whether the girl is pretty or not and whatnot. However, judging by personal preference and there isn't any limitations for the variances; I'd go with the fornication easily. Then I'd loot and throw trashcans through the windows of Proper and Undefeated and get me some new kicks during the earliest moments of the Lakers' 17th championship.

[Cant_Be_Faded]

Says a lot about where things have gone around here that Midge's pissing comment was once worthy of a Kori reprimand.

That was my exact second thought after laughing so hard. This place has fallen off pretty hardcore.

[ManuBalboa]

OP is fraudin'. I've tried this multiple seasons, and Spurs have not won. BEWARE.

[Sisk]

crofl, reminds me of this past summer at a banger my friends threw when one of them pissed on multiple girls that were sleeping on his floor that night cus he was so drunk :lol

:wow

[howbouthemspurs]

For that month.... yes