If you were going to a Mavericks home game what sign would you take? [Archive]

GINNNNNNNNNNNNOBILI

10-31-2006, 03:44 PM

Make it have something to do with TNT, and maybe it will get televised

Or maybe make a sign that says "Stationary bike 1 - Dirk 0"

FromWayDowntown

10-31-2006, 03:46 PM

LEONARD says listen to The Ticket.

T Park

10-31-2006, 03:51 PM

Spurs 3
Mavericks 0

I like that, go with that.

Trainwreck2100

10-31-2006, 03:56 PM

"Karma's a bitch and so is your owner"

nkdlunch

10-31-2006, 04:02 PM

http://www.blasto.de/block/wp-content/uploads/2006/08/david-hasselhoff.jpg

spurs_fan_in_exile

10-31-2006, 04:28 PM

Parker>Terry
Duncan>Dirk
Eva>Hasselhoff

maxpower

10-31-2006, 04:36 PM

I found Dirk's merkin.

td4mvp21

10-31-2006, 05:06 PM

Parker>Terry
Duncan>Dirk
Eva>Hasselhoff

:lol That's funny.

Max Fischer

10-31-2006, 05:10 PM

I would take a sign that shows how to do the Heimlich maneuver.

ShoogarBear

10-31-2006, 05:25 PM

http://www.funkypancake.com/blog/stuff/DSC02862.jpg
Mavericks Championship Parade Route

dirk4mvp

10-31-2006, 06:47 PM

Make it have something to do with TNT, and maybe it will get televised

Or maybe make a sign that says "Stationary bike 1 - Dirk 0"

:lmao :lmao :tu

dirk4mvp

10-31-2006, 06:48 PM

I'm thinking something like...

San Antonio: 3
Dallas: 0

original

dirk4mvp

10-31-2006, 06:48 PM

I'd take one that says

"BEST OF THE WEST"

:smokin

Trainwreck2100

10-31-2006, 06:50 PM

I'd take one that says

"BEST OF THE WEST"

:smokin

I think you'd want to shy away from any allusion to the choke last year

CubanMustGo

10-31-2006, 06:52 PM

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td4mvp21

10-31-2006, 06:54 PM

original

Yet 110% true.

shelshor

10-31-2006, 07:33 PM

Support the Cuban Embargo

ponky

10-31-2006, 08:15 PM

http://www.funkypancake.com/blog/stuff/DSC02862.jpg
Mavericks Championship Parade Route

HAHA, I laughed. Good one.

ponky

10-31-2006, 08:16 PM

I think you'd want to shy away from any allusion to the choke last year

He made no reference to Duncan's choke in the OT of game 7.

SequSpur

10-31-2006, 08:21 PM

Mavs = Finals, Spurs = Lottery.

Doug Collins

10-31-2006, 08:38 PM

Kerrfection!

Axl Van Dam

10-31-2006, 11:37 PM

http://www.blasto.de/block/wp-content/uploads/2006/08/david-hasselhoff.jpg
:lol :lol :lol WTF??!!! Whoever took his picture should be beaten!!!!!!!!!

Trainwreck2100

10-31-2006, 11:48 PM

He made no reference to Duncan's choke in the OT of game 7.

Actually I was reffering to games 3-6 of the NBA finals. And considering he brought them back from 3-1 and a 20 point defecit in an elimination game only to have it go into OT on a complete fuckup by a player that wasn't him, how is that a choke job?

jaespur21

11-01-2006, 02:15 AM

Actually I was reffering to games 3-6 of the NBA finals. And considering he brought them back from 3-1 and a 20 point defecit in an elimination onky to have it go into OT on a complete fuckup by a player that wasn't him, how is that a choke job?

WELL Said!!

Texas_Ranger

11-01-2006, 02:18 AM

I would take:

Dirk + Hasselhoff = Dallas

carina_gino20

11-01-2006, 08:35 AM

He made no reference to Duncan's choke in the OT of game 7.

How is a 41pt, 6 asst, 15 reb, 3 blk performance a choke job? :spin

FromWayDowntown

11-01-2006, 09:23 AM

Mavericks fans have an exceedingly curious view of what constitutes a choke.

LilMissSPURfect

11-01-2006, 09:30 AM

:dizzy :dizzy
http://www.blasto.de/block/wp-content/uploads/2006/08/david-hasselhoff.jpg

:dizzy

:lmao

abelle23

11-01-2006, 02:56 PM

^ i like your calendar

Dirk41MVP

11-01-2006, 04:39 PM

Actually I was reffering to games 3-6 of the NBA finals. And considering he brought them back from 3-1 and a 20 point defecit in an elimination game only to have it go into OT on a complete fuckup by a player that wasn't him, how is that a choke job?

so him going 1-6 from the field in OT is not a fuckup ?, besides you forget, if ginobili doesn't hit that trey, the game stays tied, so he basically did "nothing" (he put you up 3, and then brought you down 3). "Timmah" got shut down by fucking DESAGANA DIOP in OT and scored 1 basket when his team needed it the most, yet that's not a fuckup, cause he's duncan... right my bad.

ehz33satx

11-01-2006, 07:50 PM

I would have a sign thanking the Mavs for paying Michael Finley to play for the Spurs. Finley is going to kick butt this year. Another thing, Mavs fans sure are cocky when they have not won a single dang thing. Most have only been fans in recent times, maybe 5 or 6 years. Before that the Mavs were crappy. All these current Mavs fans did not give a darn about the Mavs before then. Now they think they are the Spurs superiors by virtue of getting several calls by the refs that sent them to the Finals. Then Stern did the right thing by having the Heat beat them down a few notches and sending them home with no Larry Obrien trophy to show for all their cockiness. I loved seeing Cuban all down after thinking the Mavs were on their way after games 1 and 2. At least the Spurs have 3 trophies to show for their efforts.

dirk4mvp

11-01-2006, 07:52 PM

I would have a sign thanking the Mavs for paying Michael Finley to play for the Spurs. Finley is going to kick butt this year.

Keep on a hopin'

ehz33satx

11-01-2006, 08:00 PM

Keep on a hopin'

Meaning?

NO LIMIT ARMY COMMANDER

11-02-2006, 02:44 AM

http://www.luvtohunt.com/images/Glock%2029.jpg

carina_gino20

11-02-2006, 07:48 AM

so him going 1-6 from the field in OT is not a fuckup ?, besides you forget, if ginobili doesn't hit that trey, the game stays tied, so he basically did "nothing" (he put you up 3, and then brought you down 3). "Timmah" got shut down by fucking DESAGANA DIOP in OT and scored 1 basket when his team needed it the most, yet that's not a fuckup, cause he's duncan... right my bad.

oh yeah, and Tim played 50 minutes because pop was playing small ball so of course that and him playing like a monster to keep us in the game didn't have any bearing in overtime. :rolleyes

GrandeDavid

11-02-2006, 05:19 PM

I'm thinking something like...

San Antonio: 3
Dallas: 0

I think I like this one the best. Short, to the point, powerful. If you want more info, you could do:

W/L RECORD

Spurs 76 Dallas 52

CHAMPIONSHIPS

Spurs 3 Dallas 0

TEXAS' TEAM

San Antonio Spurs

GrandeDavid

11-02-2006, 05:22 PM

I would take a sign that shows how to do the Heimlich maneuver.

Dr. Heimlich's son, Phil, interestingly, is an old friend of mine in Cincinnati. I could ask him if he has any visual aids that could be adapted to the Mavs logo. :lol

dirk4mvp

11-02-2006, 05:25 PM

I think I like this one the best. Short, to the point, powerful. If you want more info, you could do:

W/L RECORD

Spurs 76 Dallas 52

CHAMPIONSHIPS

Spurs 3 Dallas 0

TEXAS' TEAM

San Antonio Spurs

Since when are the Spurs more popular than the Cowboys?

GrandeDavid

11-02-2006, 05:25 PM

He made no reference to Duncan's choke in the OT of game 7.

After putting up like 40 points and 15 boards and playing severely dehydrated, so much so that he could not stand in the locker room? Yeah, that's choking.

A comment like that could only come from the fan of a ringless franchise, an entertaining sidekick to Texas' team, the San Antonio Spurs. :p:

Don't worry, you'll get another shot. Cuban will make sure of that. However, the Spurs will show the Mavs how to finish the job this season. :music

GrandeDavid

11-02-2006, 05:26 PM

Since when are the Spurs more popular than the Cowboys?

Hey, I'm a Texans fan! Watch it there! :lol

Actually, I'm embarrassed I just said that!

Okay, Texas' NBA Team.

alamo50

11-02-2006, 05:28 PM

I'd take RoHo's comment with me to the game on black cardboard in silver lettering:

"THERE'S ONLY ONE TEAM IN TEXAS.....WITHOUT A NBA CHAMPIONSHIP"!

GrandeDavid

11-02-2006, 05:28 PM

so him going 1-6 from the field in OT is not a fuckup ?, besides you forget, if ginobili doesn't hit that trey, the game stays tied, so he basically did "nothing" (he put you up 3, and then brought you down 3). "Timmah" got shut down by fucking DESAGANA DIOP in OT and scored 1 basket when his team needed it the most, yet that's not a fuckup, cause he's duncan... right my bad.

Manu made a fuggup at the end of regulation in fouling Dirk and with that last second shot selection (shoulda passed). Duncan gets a pass. I was frustrated watching the game but when I learned how dehydrated and drained he was, and when I read his stat line, he had reminded me why he's already the greatest power forward of all time.

dirk4mvp

11-02-2006, 05:29 PM

Hey, I'm a Texans fan! Watch it there! :lol

Actually, I'm embarrassed I just said that!

Okay, Texas' NBA Team.

I think I've heard about the Rockets more than Mav+Spurs combined so far this season :lol

dirk4mvp

11-02-2006, 05:31 PM

I'd take RoHo's comment with me to the game on black cardboard in silver lettering:

"THERE'S ONLY ONE TEAM IN TEXAS.....WITHOUT A NBA CHAMPIONSHIP"!

And indeed that makes a ton of sense. How many points did Olojuwon drop last night?

BUMP

11-02-2006, 05:31 PM

i love how Spurs fans jack off to past championships. it makes wiping the floor with them all the more sweeter :lol

alamo50

11-02-2006, 05:36 PM

BLING, BLING, BLING!!!

:fro

Trainwreck2100

11-02-2006, 05:41 PM

i love how Spurs fans jack off to past championships. it makes wiping the floor with them all the more sweeter :lol

At least we can watch our championship DVds in the offseason.

veronicamae

11-02-2006, 09:34 PM

i love how Spurs fans jack off to past championships. it makes wiping the floor with them all the more sweeter :lol

and laughing at idiot dallas fans who don't understand proper grammar is even sweeter.

btw, i loved the sign someone has at the game right now, it says "it don't mean a thing if you ain't got a ring."

samikeyp

11-02-2006, 09:38 PM

"don't spit on my kid just because she is a Spurs fan"

LEONARD

11-09-2006, 09:18 AM

LEONARD says listen to The Ticket.

Amazing...

ShoogarBear

11-09-2006, 11:09 AM

Actually, I DID see a sign by a Spurs fan at the Dallas game. Don't remember exactly what it said, but it was along the lines of the can't-fail "3 to 0" theme.

Obstructed_View

11-09-2006, 11:18 AM

If anyone takes a sign to a Mavs home game now it should read, "Where did everybody go?"

ShoogarBear

11-09-2006, 11:19 AM

I personally would use "Eight and Counting . . . "

LilMissSPURfect

11-09-2006, 11:28 AM

still early but in light of things how bout

"Dirk for MVP"!!!!!!!

lefty

11-09-2006, 11:37 AM

If the game is aired on ABC :

Mavs, you are my superheroes, you are the
Amazing
Basketball
Chokers

Or, Dirk, the
National
Bikes
Assocaition
is watching you