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ponky
10-31-2006, 08:39 PM
They're chanting, "Referees suck!!" Technical! Haha, they're getting so schooled right now, Wade and Shaq with 2 fouls apiece and it's still the first quarter, hell has indeed frozen over!!!
dirk4mvp
10-31-2006, 08:41 PM
One thing I have noticed is the ball. It's taken some weird bounces that would've went in with the old ball.
Johnny_Blaze_47
10-31-2006, 08:52 PM
I don't care a lick as long as I never have to be reminded of this one thought:

Antoine Walker, NBA Champion
DisgruntledLionFan#54,927
10-31-2006, 09:13 PM
I haven't been watching, but down 20 on ring night is just so fucking good...
dirk4mvp
10-31-2006, 09:14 PM
I haven't been watching, but down 20 on ring night is just so fucking good...


:tu

I'm loving every bit of it.
MaNuMaNiAc
10-31-2006, 09:14 PM
:lol Miami getting killed on ring night! priceless! They were a freaking fluke last year, not going to even make a splash this year
ponky
10-31-2006, 09:14 PM
I don't care a lick as long as I never have to be reminded of this one thought:

Antoine Walker, NBA Champion


No need to worry, all the hot/cold *experts* and fans will be riding the Bulls' balls after tonight. I thought the Bulls would do better this year but DAAAAAAAAAAAANG (as Marv Albert is pronouncing, Luol Deng). Haha, technical on Wade.
MaNuMaNiAc
10-31-2006, 09:16 PM
http://spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=52556


The Bulls are going to surprise everyone this year, bet on it
cheguevara
10-31-2006, 09:19 PM
hehehe. fucking fans are quiet as shit on ringnite
Mr.Bottomtooth
10-31-2006, 09:22 PM
Duhon just made a 2 straight 3s.
DisgruntledLionFan#54,927
10-31-2006, 09:22 PM
:rollin at 29 down...
dirk4mvp
10-31-2006, 09:22 PM
:lmao at that fan in the crowd eating his ice cream quite as shit!
Mr.Bottomtooth
10-31-2006, 09:23 PM
57-28 Bulls kickin ass. Dwyane Wade and Scott Skiles have T's.
Johnny_Blaze_47
10-31-2006, 09:23 PM
Does that 15-tech rule apply to coaches, too?
ShoogarBear
10-31-2006, 09:24 PM
This has got to be some kind of record for embarrassment of the defending champs.
Johnny_Blaze_47
10-31-2006, 09:24 PM
By the way, that's a serious question. It just popped in my head when I saw Skiles picked up a tech.
cheguevara
10-31-2006, 09:25 PM
Marv: "...this is embarrasing, championship ring night...."

:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao


Heat are has-beens minutes after getting their rings :lol
ponky
10-31-2006, 09:26 PM
By the way, that's a serious question. It just popped in my head when I saw Skiles picked up a tech.


Hmmm, interesting question and for some coaches, a very important question. I wonder if there's a stat somewhere about how many techs were picked up by coaches last season or in seasons past.
Johnny_Blaze_47
10-31-2006, 09:27 PM
http://espn-ak.starwave.com/photo/2006/1029/nba_opener_top_412.jpg

Is it me or is that the old Spurs championship banners in the background?
dirk4mvp
10-31-2006, 09:27 PM
Stone Cold Steve Ernie
Mr.Bottomtooth
10-31-2006, 09:28 PM
:lol
ponky
10-31-2006, 09:29 PM
Stone Cold Steve Ernie

poor guy...well, at least he matches the other three guys
Johnny_Blaze_47
10-31-2006, 09:30 PM
Any mention on how he's actually doing?

I don't have the volume on.
PaceMonster
10-31-2006, 09:31 PM
yea im here and ill say it out loud....the heat fucking suck right now....they are fuckin garbage at this moment....no1 can hit a fucking free throw and im on JV basketball team and ill play better D that those selfish, no fan caring fucks...there ive let it go now...anywayz d-wade is a stud and he will carry the heat to the playoffs and thats about it
ponky
10-31-2006, 09:33 PM
Any mention on how he's actually doing?

I don't have the volume on.


Ernie Johnson, fighting cancer, returns to TNT studio
Associated Press

NEW YORK -- When Ernie Johnson hosts TNT's season-opening coverage of an NBA doubleheader on Tuesday night, he'll be just as bald as studio mates Charles Barkley and Kenny Smith.

Six rounds of chemotherapy have left Johnson without his hair. But he said he feels fine and is ready to get back to work after taking four months off for treatment of Non-Hodgkin's Lymphoma.

Johnson was diagnosed with the illness in 2003, but remained on the air until he felt his work was being affected because his jaw was noticeably swollen. He worked through TNT's coverage of the Western Conference finals, then skipped his usual summer responsibilities with the blessing of his bosses.

"When the summer began [they] said, 'Don't worry about doing golf, don't worry about doing college football,"' Johnson said. "'Focus on this, get better, if you can come back for basketball, welcome back.' There was never any pressure."

Johnson hadn't told Barkley or Smith about the illness until early last season, when he asked them if his appearance had changed much. He became convinced it had during All-Star weekend -- he said it "got uncomfortable to be on the air" -- and announced on the program the following week that he would get treatment after the season.

Johnson has had six chemo treatments, with another scheduled for Friday, and could have one more after that. Doctors told him he had shown an "excellent response to treatment" and he said he was touched by the amount of calls and e-mails he had received.

"There have been 100 people who have said to me this summer -- at least 100 -- they always want to know how Ernie's doing," Barkley said. "I was calling Ernie pretty much once a week just to check on him. And it's been so many people who wanted me to wish Ernie the best. It's been amazing."

Copyright 2006 by The Associated Press
Johnny_Blaze_47
10-31-2006, 09:35 PM
Ernie Johnson, fighting cancer, returns to TNT studio
Associated Press

NEW YORK -- When Ernie Johnson hosts TNT's season-opening coverage of an NBA doubleheader on Tuesday night, he'll be just as bald as studio mates Charles Barkley and Kenny Smith.

Six rounds of chemotherapy have left Johnson without his hair. But he said he feels fine and is ready to get back to work after taking four months off for treatment of Non-Hodgkin's Lymphoma.

Johnson was diagnosed with the illness in 2003, but remained on the air until he felt his work was being affected because his jaw was noticeably swollen. He worked through TNT's coverage of the Western Conference finals, then skipped his usual summer responsibilities with the blessing of his bosses.

"When the summer began [they] said, 'Don't worry about doing golf, don't worry about doing college football,"' Johnson said. "'Focus on this, get better, if you can come back for basketball, welcome back.' There was never any pressure."

Johnson hadn't told Barkley or Smith about the illness until early last season, when he asked them if his appearance had changed much. He became convinced it had during All-Star weekend -- he said it "got uncomfortable to be on the air" -- and announced on the program the following week that he would get treatment after the season.

Johnson has had six chemo treatments, with another scheduled for Friday, and could have one more after that. Doctors told him he had shown an "excellent response to treatment" and he said he was touched by the amount of calls and e-mails he had received.

"There have been 100 people who have said to me this summer -- at least 100 -- they always want to know how Ernie's doing," Barkley said. "I was calling Ernie pretty much once a week just to check on him. And it's been so many people who wanted me to wish Ernie the best. It's been amazing."

Copyright 2006 by The Associated Press

Thanks.

Great to read. Get better, EJ.
ponky
10-31-2006, 09:35 PM
yea im here and ill say it out loud....the heat fucking suck right now....they are fuckin garbage at this moment....no1 can hit a fucking free throw and im on JV basketball team and ill play better D that those selfish, no fan caring fucks...there ive let it go now...anywayz d-wade is a stud and he will carry the heat to the playoffs and thats about it


spoken like a true lifelong fan
spurs_in_7
10-31-2006, 09:36 PM
and this sorry team won 4 straight games to the ponies :lol

weakest champs in the nba history
Low End Specialist
10-31-2006, 09:36 PM
Poor Ernie. I had no idea about his bout with cancer. Hope he makes it out OK. He's one of the good guys in the biz.
PaceMonster
10-31-2006, 09:38 PM
and this sorry team won 4 straight games to the ponies :lol

weakest champs in the nba history

i dont kno about all that now...give them their props where they are due but right now they are playing like they wont even win their division
ponky
10-31-2006, 09:39 PM
and this sorry team won 4 straight games to the ponies :lol

weakest champs in the nba history


i know, it's embarrassing...kinda like when team usa lost to greece and then spain stomped all over greece like they were the frosh team...mavs should kick themselves in the ass after watching this game, then come out and play for real on nov. 2, i don't want them to forget this abomination because i know the spurs won't forget game 7
Johnny_Blaze_47
10-31-2006, 09:40 PM
i know, it's embarrassing...kinda like when team usa lost to greece and then spain stomped all over greece like they were the frosh team...mavs should kick themselves in the ass after watching this game, then come out and play for real on nov. 2, i don't want them to forget this abomination because i know the spurs won't forget game 7

The last thing I would expect from the Mavs is to not show up for Thursday's game.
ponky
10-31-2006, 09:44 PM
The last thing I would expect from the Mavs is to not show up for Thursday's game.


I guess but I'm always most uptight (but excited) when we play the Spurs. I'm just happy we're not doing that silly banner b.s. I bet Cuban's pissed now that he waited for Nelson to come to town to *thank* him, hahaha.
Trainwreck2100
10-31-2006, 09:46 PM
DWade prob will take them to the POs cause he had done it the two years before by himself, but they are too old.
dirk4mvp
10-31-2006, 09:51 PM
Classic Ben Wallace tip-in.
dirk4mvp
10-31-2006, 09:51 PM
Classic Shaq dunk-tend.
ponky
10-31-2006, 09:52 PM
DWade prob will take them to the POs cause he had done it the two years before by himself, but they are too old.


Reason #2 . The East can't put eight good teams to fill the eight playoff spots...Cavs, Bulls, Nets, Heat, Pistons and then maybe some teams barely above 0.500 like Philly, Celtics, Wizards, Orlando as filler.

The Southwest division alone could replace many of those teams.
dirk4mvp
10-31-2006, 10:04 PM
Damn, Duhon!
dirk4mvp
10-31-2006, 10:08 PM
LAWL

I go to reassure that my dad is feeling shitty about his Heat getting the crap beat out of them on ring night. No comment.
ponky
10-31-2006, 10:09 PM
LAWL

I go to reassure that my dad is feeling shitty about his Heat getting the crap beat out of them on ring night. No comment.


This is a happy happy night! Now if only Kobe was playing to put some ice on the Suns. I'm still looking forward to the game regardless, I haven't seen Amare play this season and I'm curious.
dirk4mvp
10-31-2006, 10:11 PM
Walker shouldn't be allowed stand by the 3-point line.


Remember when dude said he wishes there was a 4-point line? :lmao
picnroll
10-31-2006, 10:15 PM
I think that kid Tyrus Thomas has some defensive player of the year awards in his future.
ShoogarBear
10-31-2006, 10:18 PM
Dammit, I benched Duhon this week. :pctoss
JamStone
10-31-2006, 10:20 PM
Walker shouldn't be allowed stand by the 3-point line.


Remember when dude said he wishes there was a 4-point line? :lmao



LOL, yeah.

I believe he was asked by a reporter why he shot so many three-pointers.

His response was, "because there aren't any four-pointers."

Classic.
dirk4mvp
10-31-2006, 10:22 PM
LOL, yeah.

I believe he was asked by a reporter why he shot so many three-pointers.

His response was, "because there aren't any four-pointers."

Classic.


:lmao Yeah, that's it!
ShoogarBear
10-31-2006, 10:23 PM
The exact quote is "because there are no fours".

If you find the Antoine Walker Photoshop Shimmy site, it's a recurring theme there.
dirk4mvp
10-31-2006, 10:27 PM
People are clearin out the stands.
ManuTim_best of Fwiendz
10-31-2006, 10:30 PM
This is funny. What a way to open your season after getting your rings...

No big deal though.
ShoogarBear
10-31-2006, 10:31 PM
Yeah, Nocioni, pour on those garbage fantasy points . . . :smokin
JamStone
10-31-2006, 10:32 PM
LMAO!

Ben Gordon is 1-9 and the Bulls have led by 30 points most of the second half.
ShoogarBear
10-31-2006, 10:33 PM
It's clear that White Chocolate is the real MVP of the Heat.
Marklar MM
10-31-2006, 10:35 PM
Place looks full. :) Shit, it is fucking empty now cuz of that lead.
ponky
10-31-2006, 10:35 PM
LMAO!

Ben Gordon is 1-9 and the Bulls have led by 30 points most of the second half.


I was shocked at that stat when I saw it on nba.com, even funnier!!!
Marklar MM
10-31-2006, 10:37 PM
How the hell does Chicago score 100 points? All I have to say.
ducks
10-31-2006, 10:38 PM
bulls scored 37 in one quarter
ShoogarBear
10-31-2006, 10:39 PM
How the hell does Chicago score 100 points? All I have to say.Ben Wallace gettting touches. :smokin
Pistons < Spurs
10-31-2006, 10:42 PM
This Sefolosha kid is looking nice.
ponky
10-31-2006, 10:43 PM
See that stat? Worst loss by defending champ before tonight was Lakers in 1982 by fifteen points....HAHA FORTY POINT WIN!!!!!! WTF?!?!?!?!?!?!?
nkdlunch
10-31-2006, 10:43 PM
what the fuck kinda mess is this Miami bench???? :lmao

it is fucking laughable, they might as well put in Enrique Iglesias + the cheerleaders for garbage minutes
phyzik
10-31-2006, 10:44 PM
wow, what an embarasing game for the Heat... and they got their rings tonight! :lol

108
66
dirk4mvp
10-31-2006, 10:46 PM
I enjoyed every millisecond of it.
The Genius
10-31-2006, 10:47 PM
what the fuck kinda mess is this Miami bench???? :lmao

it is fucking laughable, they might as well put in Enrique Iglesias + the cheerleaders for garbage minutes


LMFAO
anakha
10-31-2006, 10:50 PM
Damn...Tyrus and Thabo showed some REALLY good stuff tonight...

Is it too late to jump on these guys' bandwagons? :clap
ponky
10-31-2006, 10:51 PM
OMG OMG OMG, Magic just said "THE MAVERICKS. THE MAVERICKS ARE THE NUMBER ONE TEAM (in the west). Uh, sorry Spurs fans, I was trying to keep this thread a non mavs/spurs issue but you guys are getting lots of expert picks so it's cool to see a couple go our way even if I don't take much stock in them.
ShoogarBear
10-31-2006, 10:54 PM
We should let RedLion and awmyplace back in just for tonight for old times' sake.
dirk4mvp
10-31-2006, 10:56 PM
:lol
dirk4mvp
10-31-2006, 10:56 PM
hot damn

Steve Nash looks WEIRD without that floppy hair.
nkdlunch
10-31-2006, 10:57 PM
OMG OMG OMG, Magic just said "THE MAVERICKS. THE MAVERICKS ARE THE NUMBER ONE TEAM (in the west). Uh, sorry Spurs fans, I was trying to keep this thread a non mavs/spurs issue but you guys are getting lots of expert picks so it's cool to see a couple go our way even if I don't take much stock in them.

newsflash, Magic hasnt got 1 single pick right ever
ponky
10-31-2006, 10:58 PM
lol, no amare starting tonight...better get him out there before he can't play...oh shit, he's the first guy in my pick one challenge, get him out there NOW!!!
ponky
10-31-2006, 10:59 PM
newsflash, Magic hasnt got 1 single pick right ever


he picked the mavs over the spurs in the semis last season right before the series started up...anyway, i was just pointing it out, i'll save the tit for tat until nov. 2
Marklar MM
10-31-2006, 11:00 PM
hot damn

Steve Nash looks WEIRD without that floppy hair.

Ya. He isn't touching it every 2 seconds.
dirk4mvp
10-31-2006, 11:12 PM
I've just come to realize that a Heat loss is almsot as good as a Mavs win.
ponky
10-31-2006, 11:15 PM
I've just come to realize that a Heat loss is almsot as good as a Mavs win.


Haha, I used to be that way about the Lakers losses when kobe and Shaq were together...I actually once rooted for the Spurs, hehe. Anyway, I need to check the schedule to see when they play the Mavs.
KFRebel
10-31-2006, 11:18 PM
The guy from Yahoo! Sports who called Khryapa "Krap-a" last season is going to eat his own shit this season. :cooldevil :devil
Johnny_Blaze_47
10-31-2006, 11:45 PM
Does VladRam have a mullet?

He looks like the European Dwayne Schintzius.
Texas_Ranger
11-01-2006, 02:07 AM
:lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :oink :oink
HeatOwnzNba
11-01-2006, 03:00 AM
I enjoyed every millisecond of it.

You're gonna really enjoy it when we beat your silly maverDICKS
again.
ponky
11-01-2006, 03:18 AM
You're gonna really enjoy it when we beat your silly maverDICKS
again.


Hahahahaha...you waited until everyone left this thread to post this crap? Good luck trying to beat us again with DWade and his posse of geriatrics, now you know why nobody picked the Heat to repeat. You know, the Heat beat the Bulls last season's playoffs as well and now they got their ass kicked tonight because some teams learn from past mistakes and I'm pretty sure the Mavericks will go the way of the way of the Bulls. We aren't worried about your *team* (and i use that term very liberally), it's all about our games against the Spurs first and then maybe the Bulls and the Pistons second.
dirk4mvp
11-01-2006, 07:47 AM
team


LAWL


One guy had double digits. Easy to tell who it was.
DarkReign
11-01-2006, 08:55 AM
Thanks.

Great to read. Get better, EJ.

Absolutely. :tu
DarkReign
11-01-2006, 09:00 AM
BTW, as much as I enjoyed watching Miami get absolutely lit-the-fuck-up, its one game out of 82.

Dont be all upset when they win their division, possibly 1st in the East, and are back in the ECFs. Miami had a horribly laughable game. Thats all I saw.
G-Money
11-01-2006, 03:09 PM
Miami got bitch slapped last night. But Miami losing on ring night proves there is a god!
dirk4mvp
11-01-2006, 04:35 PM
Dont be all upset when they win their division, possibly 1st in the East, and are back in the ECFs. Miami had a horribly laughable game. Thats all I saw.


It would be stupid of people to think that anything less than the Heat going to thre ECF this year.
ShoogarBear
11-01-2006, 05:13 PM
It would be stupid of people to think that anything less than the Heat going to thre ECF this year.?? I could easily see Detroit, Cleveland, Chicago, or New Jersey beating them, especially if Shaq continues at the rate of decline he has shown over the past two years.
dirk4mvp
11-01-2006, 06:45 PM
?? I could easily see Detroit, Cleveland, Chicago, or New Jersey beating them, especially if Shaq continues at the rate of decline he has shown over the past two years.


And if they didn't make it, that'd shown, they're not as good as advertised.
DirkAB
11-01-2006, 07:47 PM
:lol Miami getting killed on ring night! priceless! They were a freaking fluke last year, not going to even make a splash this year

One the stupider things I've read in a while, well done.
HeatOwnzNba
11-01-2006, 08:04 PM
And if they didn't make it, that'd shown, they're not as good as advertised.

But if they ain't as good as advertised, then what does that make
those assholes that lost to them? Mavs suck donkey balls!
PaceMonster
11-02-2006, 04:27 PM
I've just come to realize that a Heat loss is almsot as good as a Mavs win.


wow u really hate the heat for eating ur sewy dick chokeing team up huh? it w/e....they heat are a cocky group of players...they thought they were the shit the other day with the rings and all...i gurantee they'll come baq and they'll beat the nets on friday though
dirk4mvp
11-02-2006, 04:38 PM
wow u really hate the heat for eating ur sewy dick chokeing team up huh? it w/e....they heat are a cocky group of players...they thought they were the shit the other day with the rings and all...i gurantee they'll come baq and they'll beat the nets on friday though


How old are you and "Heatownznba"?

Plus, I enjoy the Grizzlies getting their asses beat too http://spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=52822



btw, the Heat lost because the Bulls outplayed yall.