Do you?

[SequSpur]

have stuff stuck on the back of the toilet and under the seat? We do... I don't know where it comes from either.

[Guru of Nothing]

Try Before and After pictures. You will find your answer.

[Useruser666]

have stuff stuck on the back of the toilet and under the seat? We do... I don't know where it comes from either.

Remember to put the first lid up when going #2.

Both lids up when going #1(Men Only)

[Blood Dong]

we have it too, or should I say I have it too. It's rogue pooh spray, wish I could aim it like a skunk, but no

[Hook Dem]

What a shitty subject! :lol

[Useruser666]

I was going to answer ..."Yaaaahooooooo!"

[bigzak25]

don't post about it, just get on your stool and clean the shit up.....

[SequSpur]

But bro, I have tried lime away, fantastic, whatever.. Everytime someone goes. its like there is shit velcro on the back of the toilet. This doesn't happen at other places, just my toilet.

Pisses me off.

[Shelly]

You are so fucking gross...

[samikeyp]

ok....for Shelly to drop the f-word...you know its bad!

[SequSpur]

So you mean to tell me that you don't have shit velcro in your toilet? Why do some toilets have it and some don't? Is it a defect? My toilet was made in Mexico, it says it on the side.

[Shelly]

ok....for Shelly to drop the f-word...you know its bad!

Dude, I can make a sailor blush. My oldest told me that I cuss way more than his father.


:oops

[SequSpur]

I have a serious problem here, please keep to the subject at hand.

[Solid D]

Keep a can of Pam handy and spray it once daily.

(I'm just being inventive...I don't really know from experience :) )

[SpursWoman]

Keep a can of Pam handy and spray it once daily.



:lmao :lmao :lmao

[bigzak25]

buy a brown toilet?

learn to control your ass muscles for better aim?

take craps at the neighbors house.

[exstatic]

My toilet was made in Mexico, it says it on the side.

Montezuma's revenge. Eat less corn, munchkin. :lol

Try the Clorox wipes.

On the toilet, not your ass, fool! Ouch!

[Useruser666]

You will probably have to buy a new toilet. Cheaper ones have finishes that dull easily and allow staining. You might try and use a countertop polish or something of that nature. That may be enough to keep the stains from setting. Don't use harsh abrasives in the toilet next time. Like I said, the better the can the less you have to worry about stuff like this happening.

Also, some bleach drop-ins might help. They precoat the inside of the bowl so stains can't take hold.

[JoeChalupa]

Clean as you go is a good motto to follow.

[Shelly]

Ahh...just make pseudo clean it!

:lol

[SpursWoman]

You will probably have to buy a new toilet. Cheaper ones have finishes that dull easily and allow staining. You might try and use a countertop polish or something of that nature. That may be enough to keep the stains from setting. Don't use harsh abrasives in the toilet next time. Like a said, the better the can the less you have to worry about stuff like this happening.

Also, some bleach drop-ins might help. They precoat the inside of the bowl so stains can't take hold.



I must say, I am extremely impressed. :lol

[1369]

Just crap in the yard.

Be sure to pick different spots though, you want to spread out the fertilizer.

[Useruser666]

For a quick fix you can always drop a piece of toilet paper in the toilet before you go. It may sound funny, but it'll give you a little landing strip.


I must say, I am extremely impressed.

How impressed are you? ;)

[Shelly]

Just crap in the yard.

Be sure to pick different spots though, you want to spread out the fertilizer.

Bwah!

You and the dog can compete for spots!

:rollin

[Useruser666]

Bwah!

You and the dog can compete for spots!

:rollin

Be prepaired. But sniffing will probably be involved.

[CommanderMcBragg]

I've found that it's best to eat plenty of roughage before blowing your butt trumpet to minimize collateral damage.

[SpursWoman]

...what my ex-husband so eloquently referred to as "shit shrapnel"

[1369]

...what my ex-husband so eloquently referred to as "shit shrapnel"

That's the stuff that sticks to the bowl after repeated flushings and takes a pumice stone to remove, right?

[Useruser666]

Ok, for my disgusting post of the day.

Sequ, does your neighbor have a pool? Problem solved!

[SpursWoman]

That's the stuff that sticks to the bowl after repeated flushings and takes a pumice stone to remove, right?



more like a hand grenade. :cuss

[1369]

Ok, for my disgusting post of the day.

Sequ, does your neighbor have a pool? Problem solved!

http://www.carlspackler.com/archive/cs_197.jpg

Don't look so bad.

Sincerely,
Carl Spackler

[timvp]

http://www.babycare-direct.co.uk/seat_to_go_green.jpg

I'm guessing Sequ's toilet might be the problem.

[SpursWoman]

oh shit......you got a "I choked AND spit" out of that one...




:lmao :lol :rollin :lmao

[Shelly]

oh shit......you got a "I choked AND spit" out of that one...




:lmao :lol :rollin :lmao

ditto :lol

[bigzak25]

:lol

[rl64tx]

Try this: http://www.poopreport.com/Ask/Content/nothing.html :drunk

[timvp]

http://www.poopreport.com

Oh it looks like they changed their name. More fitting, I guess.

:smokin

[Slomo]

:lmao

[rl64tx]

Oh it looks like they changed their name. More fitting, I guess.

:smokin

Sorry, I just pasted the link :depressed

[SequSpur]

LMAO.

Dude, its called shit velcro, that is what makes it stick....

[Zombie]

Man up!
When you go take a leak, just wash the shit shit stains down. You can call it target practice! :drunk

[E20]

This is Sequ pointing out the stains his toilet's made.
http://www.rachie-mosteller.com/POOP.JPG

[SequSpur]

It's still there.

[Murphy]

yuckkkkkkkk

[MannyIsGod]

:lol

[Samr]

Aquadumps are SO underrated.

Find a neighbor's pool, and let loose!

[Suns Fan]

buy a brown toilet?

learn to control your ass muscles for better aim?

take craps at the neighbors house.



:lmao

[Steve Perry]

http://www.doodie.com/nightman_link.gif