Free Quattro Razor (2)

[H.A.L.]

This thread has been automatically split.
The previous post of this thread can be found in "Free Quattro Razor" (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?threadid=50529).

[Melmart1]

I have vodka anyways. I dont need beer.

[Melmart1]

Hahaha, I split the thread. Brilliant!

[samikeyp]

Brilliant!

[Melmart1]

Hey Mikey. Freezing your balls off in Michigan yet?

[MannyIsGod]

Brilliant!

[MannyIsGod]

Screw you guys.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

Screw you guys.

....you're going home?

[Jekka]

I wish I had vodka here, but that wouldn't be very professional. The only downside to working nights.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

I wish I had vodka here, but that wouldn't be very professional. The only downside to working nights.

And on a Saturday??!?!
That's just inhumane!!!!
:depressed

[Jekka]

I'm making up for taking off this next Friday, so it's not a bad trade by any means. Just inconvenient.

[Oscar DeLa]

I don't know what it is but this thread sucks!

[Melmart1]

I cant believe, I have to wait for my birthday gambing extravaganza till next weekend. I will already be 30 by then, we were supposed to go this weekend, our last weekend in our 20s. But noooooooooooo, now we waste our last weekend of youth before we become old hags. I need a drink!

[CuckingFunt]

I don't like this talk of 30 being an old hag. I'm not too terribly far from that birthday myself.



Then again, since most of my time is taken up by work, family, bullshit, insomnia and exhaustion... I've already felt like an old lady for a while.

[Melmart1]

I am sure after the big day I will be fine. But right now, I am a little freaked out.

[angel_luv]

I'm making up for taking off this next Friday, so it's not a bad trade by any means. Just inconvenient.


How is work going for you?


I cant believe, I have to wait for my birthday gambing extravaganza till next weekend. I will already be 30 by then, we were supposed to go this weekend, our last weekend in our 20s. But noooooooooooo, now we waste our last weekend of youth before we become old hags. I need a drink!


Happy Birthday. :)

[Jekka]

How is work going for you?
It's going well, thanks for asking :) It's been slow the last few nights, which is good. How are things with you?

[angel_luv]

It's going well, thanks for asking :) It's been slow the last few nights, which is good. How are things with you?

Glad to hear things are well.

Everything is good for me. I'm back to having two jobs again- mornings at the mall info center ( gift card anyone?) and at the Terrace Clubs for Spurs games.

I really like the variety of having two part time jobs with the exception of the scheduling opportunities. Luckily, I think that is all worked out now. :)

[Jekka]

Glad to hear things are well.

Everything is good for me. I'm back to having two jobs again- mornings at the mall info center ( gift card anyone?) and at the Terrace Clubs for Spurs games.

I really like the variety of having two part time jobs with the exception of the scheduling opportunities. Luckily, I think that is all worked out now. :)
Are you going to have to work Black Friday?

[jman3000]

blah blah blah blah blah... 1 2 3 4 5 fuckersa

[jman3000]

condemned2hella was fucking right about the high life...shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit... flying arabian horse indeed.

[jman3000]

there was a girl at the post haolowen haloween party dressed as rainbow bright... she said i looked like some actor from the 80's.. i asked if it was denzel washinton ... she said it was... so i officially look like denzel washington.

[jman3000]

what has 2 thumbs and likes fruit rollups?



this guy!

:spin

[angel_luv]

what has 2 thumbs and likes fruit rollups?
this guy!

:spin

Who needs to get some sleep? Same guy. :lol

[jman3000]

:blah blah blah
tell it to the judge

[midgetonadonkey]

God damn jman is annoying. No wonder you can't get laid.

[jman3000]

sweet

[ashbeeigh]

God damn jman is annoying. No wonder you can't get laid.

I agree.

[Eminem]

I plead the 5th

[angel_luv]

Jekka- yes I have to work Black Friday.
I am hoping it won't be too bad for me since I am in the information booth and the worst of the crowds should be in the department stores.
Granted there may be a lot of tired people locking their keys in their car and such nonsense.

There is a Spurs' home game later that night so I will only be at the mall half the day.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

there was a girl at the post haolowen haloween party dressed as rainbow bright... she said i looked like some actor from the 80's.. i asked if it was denzel washinton ... she said it was... so i officially look like denzel washington.

Denzel Washington and Johnny Knoxville don't look anything like each other.
She lied to you, man.

[MelGibson]

I plead the 5th

I'd love a 5th.

[CuckingFunt]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RkaUFB-EASI

The very few good videos that are made these days just make all the others look that much suckier.

[ashbeeigh]

Today is a cool kid rain boot day again. Yes it is.

[jman3000]

Denzel Washington and Johnny Knoxville don't look anything like each other.
She lied to you, man.
i thought it was funny because i picked an actor i looked nothing like and she agreed... it seemed funny at the time... : /

[Richard Cranium]

I need to stop eating all this damn halloween candy

[Richard Cranium]

The last thing I need is to have to go see some damn dentist.

[Richard Cranium]

I'm an anti-dentite

[Trainwreck2100]

paternity tests on Maury, can the day get any better

[Kori Ellis]

i thought it was funny because i picked an actor i looked nothing like and she agreed... it seemed funny at the time... : /

She was trying to get laid.

[Trainwreck2100]

LMAO he wasn't the father and one fat bitch turned on the other fat bitch

[jman3000]

She was trying to get laid.
well it worked.

:spin

[jman3000]

well it worked.

:spin
fucking liar... you didn't get any play as per usual.

[Trainwreck2100]

Maury show update, Some handicap girl is going after some guy

[jman3000]

is it bad to find entertaining the pain a woman faces after she's basically proven a whore on national tv?

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

jman, did you finally sober up after the other night?

[Trainwreck2100]

They should just change the name to sluts exposed; black people in the audience yelling and pointing.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

They should just change the name to sluts exposed; black people in the audience yelling and pointing.

"Springer" has the lock on that claim to fame.

[jman3000]

i would say yes... my spelling errors are drastically down and i no longer think the spurs are capable of scoring 1000 points against the raptors.

[Justin Timberlake]

dance with me

[Kori Ellis]

is it bad to find entertaining the pain a woman faces after she's basically proven a whore on national tv?

No.

My favorite ones are when they bring on like five guys and then it's

"You are not the father."
"You are not the father."
"You are not the father."
"You are not the father."
"You are not the father."

[Justin Timberlake]

i am justin timberlake

[ashbeeigh]

I'm going to make sure I have a schedule next semester that permits conducive Maury watching.

[RashoFan]

so this is the quattro part 2......ehhhhh

[Cant_Be_Faded]

http://www.a1tv.ru/content/gwar.jpg

Come now and join the War Party
And see exotic lands
Your blood has stained the desert sands
Your blood is running through your hands

[ashbeeigh]

http://www.a1tv.ru/content/gwar.jpg


Well, I'm glad I don't look like as bad as that in morning.

[RashoFan]

unfortunately that is about the way I felt yesterday ....

[ashbeeigh]

I just discovered I am the worst fantasy basketball player in the world. I have been playing 4 people for the past two weeks. :madrun ST League Two must be pretty damn happy. I will get you next week, next week.

[Jekka]

unfortunately that is about the way I felt yesterday ....
I'm feeling that way today :shootme I think this calls for Hot Toddies!!

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

God damn.
McDonald's is fucking disgustung.

[CuckingFunt]

God damn.
McDonald's is fucking disgustung.Pretty much.

[ToughActinTinactin]

I'll scarf down on McD's after getting blitzed.

[Richard Cranium]

where's that midget dude?

[midgetonadonkey]

where's the midget dude?

[Jekka]

Could I perchance convince someone here to drill into my sinsuses so that they might drain? Anyone?

[midgetonadonkey]

God damn.
McDonald's is fucking disgustung.

Blasphemy!!

[midgetonadonkey]

Could I perchance convince someone here to drill into my sinsuses so that they might drain? Anyone?

I'll do it if you let me use an ice pick.

[Jekka]

I'll do it if you let me use an ice pick.
Sounds fabulous, anything to make my face stop hurting.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

Why is it so fucking hot today?!?!

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

I really hate it when I buy a compact disc, and all the little tabs on the tray are broken, causing the disc to slide all around.

[TOP-CHERRY]

There's a guy and a girl in the HSS building with a sign that says "FREE HUGS" and they're hugging people. How nice.

[midgetonadonkey]

I saw that dude in the library on Friday. I should've asked him for a hug.

[midgetonadonkey]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d5-R5rUMLWg

Corpus Christi's finest rap group. :lmao

I love shitty rap groups. They are so fucking comical.

[midgetonadonkey]

What's a SequSpur?

[midgetonadonkey]

What are you a homo? Ohhhhh!!!!

[midgetonadonkey]

Andrew Dice Clay is not funny anymore. I just realized that.

[leemajors]

Sounds fabulous, anything to make my face stop hurting.

tried a neti pot?

[Marklar MM]

I have college Spanish, and I suck at it.

[ashbeeigh]

I have college Spanish, and I suck at it.

I'll take your spanish class if you take my philosophy class.

[Trainwreck2100]

I used Google language tools to get through college spanish

[Marklar MM]

Do I have to learn a bunch of words and proper grammar(Of which I don't know).

[Marklar MM]

I used Google language tools to get through college spanish

That shit is always off man. :) I use it to, and the responses are weird.

[ashbeeigh]

I used Google language tools to get through college spanish

I bet the professor/TA loved grading that shit.


Do I have to learn a bunch of words and proper grammar(Of which I don't know).

No, just be able to bullshit some crap about natural law and moral faliure. I'll give you a penny. The test is at 2:30 tomorrow.

[Jekka]

tried a neti pot?
No, but I did end up shooting saltwater up my nose in a sad last ditch attempt for relief. Actually, it worked, but not for very long :depressed

[Marklar MM]

I bet the professor/TA loved grading that shit.



No, just be able to bullshit some crap about natural law and moral faliure. I'll give you a penny. The test is at 2:30 tomorrow.

I will give you a pence to take my Spanish test tomorrow. It is at 9:20.

[jman3000]

i remember that blood drive mascot was talking ... fuck that... mascots are NEVER supposed to talk... EVER!

[jman3000]

i remember the only reason one of my friends wanted to be H.E.Buddy was because it was easy to look down girls shirts.

[ashbeeigh]

Jess: http://www.ehow.com/how_6607_shiatsu-sinus-headache.html Look at that to help your sinuses. It helps me a lot.

[ashbeeigh]

I will give you a pence to take my Spanish test tomorrow. It is at 9:20.

What level is it? I'll give you the answers, but you have to go to my psychology class that's at 9.

[ashbeeigh]

I put on the Blood Drive Mascot thing at the last last blood drive to get people to come, it was fun. That thing is $800. That's some fast money there.

[Jekka]

Jess: http://www.ehow.com/how_6607_shiatsu-sinus-headache.html Look at that to help your sinuses. It helps me a lot.
Don't you think I tried that already, genius? It spread to my ears this afternoon, I want to die.

[Marklar MM]

What level is it? I'll give you the answers, but you have to go to my psychology class that's at 9.

Fuck. Don't really know. I guess you could call it Spanish 101. Who knows. I am gonna fail the damn test anyways.

[ashbeeigh]

Don't you think I tried that already, genius? It spread to my ears this afternoon, I want to die.

I was just trying to help. I hope you feel better, goodness.

[jman3000]

anyone know of any good sites that have guitar sheet music... not guitar tabs... but actual sheet music?

[Marklar MM]

http://www.8notes.com/guitar/

It has some stuff. To get the good stuff, you have to pay and all, but they have a few free guitar songs, as well as some riffs.

[jman3000]

thx, appreciate it.

[Squid]

Today feels like a Squid day.

[Squid]

15 more days until turkey day.

[CuckingFunt]

15 more days until turkey day.Not for me. The turkey portion of my turkey day festivities is happening early.

[Squid]

I like turkey.

[Squid]

Silver21_Black20

[Squid]

chew the choncha

[Squid]

squid>>midge

[Silver21_Black20]

I heart NyQuil!!

[Squid]

I used to coat my joints in NyQuil.

[CuckingFunt]

NyQuil is good stuff. Go between NyQuil and DayQuil for a week and by Friday you won't know, or care, whether you're even sick anymore.

[Squid]

Tylenol PM is better than NyQuil.

[CuckingFunt]

Hydrocodone is better than them all.

And the sub-lingual morphine that's at my grandmother's house is the shizznit.

[ShoogarBear]

This thread sucks.

[ashbeeigh]

I can't take nyquill. But Dayquill is lovely.

[Mixability]

I can't take nyquill.

why?

[ashbeeigh]

damnit. There's a Press Conference on that broke into my noon spurs fix. :madrun

[ashbeeigh]

why?

I had a bad experience with it once.

[CuckingFunt]

I'm so bored right now I might start actually working.

[Squid]

Don't do it!

[CuckingFunt]

I'm trying my hardest not to.

[angel_luv]

Feel better Sandra. :)

See you at work in a little bit. :)

[Das Texan]

I have never taken any of that fucking Nyquil or Dayquil shit.


I dont want to neither.

[Silver21_Black20]

Feel better Sandra. :)

See you at work in a little bit. :)

Thanks V!!

I'll be on the Terrace level today.

[angel_luv]

Thanks V!!

I'll be on the Terrace level today.


Finally! Yea. :)

[jman3000]

i'll be sitting in section 235 ... like always.

[angel_luv]

i'll be sitting in section 235 ... like always.

Do you have season tickets?
You need to make friends with Marquita at the next gtg. She would probably go to more games if she had someone to hang out with.

[jman3000]

:lol 235 doesnt exist.

[jman3000]

Do you have season tickets?
You need to make friends with Marquita at the next gtg. She would probably go to more games if she had someone to hang out with.
She has you... you can't be that bad can you? j/k.

[angel_luv]

She has you... you can't be that bad can you? j/k.


See what I get for taking you at your word- 235 :lol

I work during the Spurs games. Keep up! :)

[Mixability]

I work during the Spurs games. Keep up! :)

It's kinda nice that the Spurs brought you back as the Rasho Stalker for this season, even though he's gone.

[jman3000]

i thought you meant during gtg's... oops. my bad on the reading comprehension thing.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

It's kinda nice that the Spurs brought you back as the Rasho Stalker for this season, even though he's gone.

Now, now, Danyo.....
....the Raptors have yet to come to town......
......plenty of time for her to prepare.

[angel_luv]

It's kinda nice that the Spurs brought you back as the Rasho Stalker for this season, even though he's gone.


:lol





Now, now, Danyo.....
....the Raptors have yet to come to town......
......plenty of time for her to prepare.

:angel :lol

[angel_luv]

i thought you meant during gtg's... oops. my bad on the reading comprehension thing.

:lol

[midgetonadonkey]

I want to be drunk.

[midgetonadonkey]

He who makes a beast of himself gets rid of the pain of being a man.

-HST

He was on to something...

[midgetonadonkey]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fgzqtU69PnY

Classic

[midgetonadonkey]

One of these days I'm going to catch 2 in the chest.

[Cant_Be_Faded]

midget i got my ticket today, are you still up for the bloody destruction of GWAR

[midgetonadonkey]

How much did it run you?

[Cant_Be_Faded]

like just over 20 bucks

[midgetonadonkey]

Damn. I think I can manage that. I'm like 80% sure I'm going.

[Marklar MM]

Greatest music video ever.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=P_1d--yrujU

[CuckingFunt]

Ya know... I've been posting here for a while and have yet to receive my free razor.

[RashoFan]

I heart NyQuil!!
As do I!!! For everyone here that has got the Fing crud in their sinuses and upper respiratory tract...I hope y'all feel better soon!

[RashoFan]

Greatest music video ever.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=P_1d--yrujU
:lol

[MannyIsGod]

Jess is going to leave me for the weekend. WTF am I going to do for fun.

There is plenty of booze here...

PARTY??!?!?

:jekka

[angel_luv]

This entire weekend I get to play Mary Poppins to the kids I watched in Vegas.
This time their parents are leaving us at home.

I am excited about the extra income- car insurance shall get paid! Yes!

[Justin Timberlake]

Party at Manny's place......

[Justin Timberlake]

by the way guys this saturday at metropolis no cover till midnight!!!! Come see me there...thanks

[TenBuckTammy]

Jess is going to leave me for the weekend. WTF am I going to do for fun.

There is plenty of booze here...

PARTY??!?!?

:jekka

Call me. 1-800-GETLAID

[ashbeeigh]

WTF is up with all these trolls? Except Justin can stay.

[midgetonadonkey]

I'm swimming in a sea of pee
I'm hiking up a big mountain of poo
I feel like rolling in glass when I'm without you

I'm diving in a pool of puke
I'm fly fishing a stream of puss
That's how I feel when something separates us

I'm living in Bakersfield
I'm at a month long hip-hop festival

[ShoogarBear]

Is anybody else totally discombobulated when they see a midge post in the Spurs forum?

[midgetonadonkey]

There's a Spurs forum?

[midgetonadonkey]

I want to be drunk.

[midgetonadonkey]

I'm getting the brew shakes.

[midgetonadonkey]

I've been considering going to a psychiatrist.

[midgetonadonkey]

Does midge need psychiatric help?

[midgetonadonkey]

Mellow Mood by Slightly Stoopid is an incredible song.

[midgetonadonkey]

Tacos!!

[midgetonadonkey]

I've been drug free for over 3 weeks now. I hate it.

[midgetonadonkey]

Wait? We decided? My best interest. How do you know? How can you say what my best interest is? What are you trying to say, I'm crazy? When I went to your schools. I went to your churches. I went to your institutional learning facilities.

[ORION]

have you ever downed a whole bottle of robitussin ?

[midgetonadonkey]

No but it hear it causes intense hallucinations.

[ashbeeigh]

I'm considering being drunk tonight in New Braunfels. ORION better watch out.

[ORION]

No but it hear it causes intense hallucinations.
I don't know about intense but it does a number on your brain

[ORION]

I'm considering being drunk tonight in New Braunfels. ORION better watch out.
I'm locking my doors. Good luck getting drunk all the bars close at midnight ! Scores is a good place to hang out

[ashbeeigh]

I'm locking my doors. Good luck getting drunk all the bars close at midnight ! Scores is a good place to hang out

I have an easy time getting drunk here, we're just going to Wurstfest, someone came to my door yesterday and was like "I got you a ticket, we're gonig tomorrow."

[midgetonadonkey]

I wouldn't mind getting drunk with ashbeeigh. It would be like having a portable urinal.

[ORION]

I have an easy time getting drunk here, we're just going to Wurstfest, someone came to my door yesterday and was like "I got you a ticket, we're gonig tomorrow."
drink before you go

[midgetonadonkey]

I've decided to get a perm.

[ashbeeigh]

fuck professors who don't show up for meetings. Fuck them all. And I will drink before I go ORION, I drink before I go anywhere.

[midgetonadonkey]

fuck professors who don't show up for meetings. Fuck them all. And I will drink before I go ORION, I drink before I go anywhere.

Don't try to sound like a hard ass ashbeeigh. You know that comment isn't true. Once you start drinking before work, class, going to the post office and other things alcoholics like myself do, you can say that.

[ORION]

I've decided to get a perm.
let your soul glow

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

I've decided to get a perm.


Complete with jheri curls and activator?!?!
The women in your area don't stand a chance now!
:tu

[CuckingFunt]

I'm bored.

And contemplating anarchy.



Not, like, serious anarchy or anything like that. I'm too much of a pussy to follow through. But maybe something more along the lines of putting red ink in all of the blue pens and stringing the paper clips togther.

[Melmart1]

Fuck.... I am oooooooooooooooold!

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

I'm bored.

And contemplating anarchy.


Why pussy-foot around?
Go the whole nine and undertake nihilism!

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

Fuck.... I am oooooooooooooooold!

You are NOT!

[ashbeeigh]

Don't try to sound like a hard ass ashbeeigh. You know that comment isn't true. Once you start drinking before work, class, going to the post office and other things alcoholics like myself do, you can say that.

I should have said out anywhere. I didn't mean "anywhere" as in anywhere.

[ShoogarBear]

Fuck.... I am oooooooooooooooold!First hot flash?

[ShoogarBear]

Whatever happened to "Oh, Shit!!!! (4)"?

Now that was a great thread.

[Melmart1]

First hot flash?
Not sure. Tell me about them, oh one of shrivelled youth.

[midgetonadonkey]

Melmart is a milf. Except without the kid.

[midgetonadonkey]

So I guess that makes her an ilf.

[Melmart1]

I guess I'd rather be an ilf than an elf or something.

[midgetonadonkey]

You'd make a hot elf.

[ShoogarBear]

Not sure. Tell me about them, oh one of shrivelled youth.Telling doesn't do justice. I need to show you.

[CuckingFunt]

I should have said out anywhere. I didn't mean "anywhere" as in anywhere.
Say what now?

[Mixability]

Say what now?

Ashbeeigh is like the office janitor. You know she's there, sometimes you're nice to her. But it's best if you just ignore her.

[CuckingFunt]

Ashbeeigh is like the office janitor. You know she's there, sometimes you're nice to her. But it's best if you just ignore her.
I try my hardest, but it's not that easy.

[Cant_Be_Faded]

No but it hear it causes intense hallucinations.


:tu
you've never tussin'ed? It's pretty bad ass
but its impossible to hold down more than a few ounces without throwing up.

[midgetonadonkey]

I've never tried it but I wanna down an 8oz bottle. I'm determined to hit that 3rd plateau.

[Cant_Be_Faded]

I hit the boundary of the fourth on my first try in high school

i called thispego over to watch over me in case i choked on my own vomit and he said i just sat perfectly still for 6 hours constantly saying
"full
metal
JACKET"
he said i freaked him out

After that i didnt do it for years then all us tried it a few times not too long ago

[midgetonadonkey]

How much did you take?

[TheTruth]

I drank beer one time.

[Cant_Be_Faded]

I forget which sizes they come in and the associated ounces. The regular sized bottles, I drank an entire one, then a huge pull of another. I was really into researching the shit i tried back then so i calculated how many mg's of dxm i'd need to reach a solid second plataeu trip, but i made the beginners mistake and took a shitload more after 30 minutes of waiting with no results.

I didn't really hallucinate, but it can be best described as my consciousness experiencing itself in a far far far off 1x1in tv with the volume turned low.

[CuckingFunt]

I'm so drug free that it makes me feel like a prude. All I can brag about is the occasional use of heavy pain relievers and my childhood experimenting with prescription asthma inhalers.

I do know, however, that enough albuterol makes you feel lightheaded and trippy, but too much makes you feel like your heart's going to bust out of your chest and do a jig.

[Cant_Be_Faded]

im sure thesannityannex has tuthin'd

[midgetonadonkey]

I'm going to have to try that. How long was the trip?

[Cant_Be_Faded]

Its cool cuz if you aim high you experience all levels in between for a while.

First you feel a little giggly
then you realize that walking seems like you're walking while submerged in water, as gay as it sounds, jumping on a bed was the coolest fucking sensation ever. At this stage we were on a porch and it felt like the entire deck was swaying and going to collapse.
Then you just withdraw into your own brain, mookie said he was able to close his eyes and any object or hallucination he imagined he would see vividly but that never happened to me
Time sense gets totally fucked up, 5 minutes seems 5 years

that first time lasted me like 6 or 7 hours total
but i had a bad hangover from it that i slept through for like 6 hours

[MannyIsGod]

About a month ago we went to a going away party that had pot brownies. I made the mistake and ate like 3 because they never kicked in. I finally got a low grade buzz and was pretty mellow the rest of the night. We come home and start watching Entrouage when that shit FINALLY kicks in and it kicked in hard as all hell. I've never been so damn high from pot in my life, but I kept seeing weird shit in the screen. Then trying to walk was a fucking endeavor. I think a short walk around the apartment took me 15 minutes.

Fucking pot brownies.

[Cant_Be_Faded]

lol mouse would be proud

[ashbeeigh]

Ashbeeigh is like the office janitor. You know she's there, sometimes you're nice to her. But it's best if you just ignore her.

:madrun

[Jekka]

About a month ago we went to a going away party that had pot brownies. I made the mistake and ate like 3 because they never kicked in. I finally got a low grade buzz and was pretty mellow the rest of the night. We come home and start watching Entrouage when that shit FINALLY kicks in and it kicked in hard as all hell. I've never been so damn high from pot in my life, but I kept seeing weird shit in the screen. Then trying to walk was a fucking endeavor. I think a short walk around the apartment took me 15 minutes.

Fucking pot brownies.
That was the longest episode of Entourage ever. And I'm surprised we made it down the stairs without killing ourselves.

[Jekka]

Jess is going to leave me for the weekend. WTF am I going to do for fun.

There is plenty of booze here...

PARTY??!?!?

:jekka
Bitch! You can't organize a party behind my back and then USE MY SMILIE! It's like twisting the knife :depressed

[Melmart1]

There is nothing quite like getting $40 off of $80 on shoes plus free shipping. I heart amazon. I have already placed two orders and I should really stop...

[MannyIsGod]

Those are pretty bad ass deals man.

[MannyIsGod]

Do you have Amazon prime?

[Melmart1]

Nah, I had the 3-month trial but it just expired, and I am too cheap to re-up it. I don't mind waiting two or three extra days- that is all the extra time the free shipping normally takes.

I had like 90 bucks in gift cards too so I just ordered 7 pairs of shoes and paid nothing. I heart amazon.

[ashbeeigh]

dum dum dum. fight at wurstfest. I was not involved.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Nah, I had the 3-month trial but it just expired, and I am too cheap to re-up it. I don't mind waiting two or three extra days- that is all the extra time the free shipping normally takes.

I had like 90 bucks in gift cards too so I just ordered 7 pairs of shoes and paid nothing. I heart amazon.

I love that Amazon Prime (using the free trial, too), but I will cancel it in a few weeks when it's up.

[Justin Timberlake]

I miss Melmart, i loved her so much...she broke my heart though

[MannyIsGod]

:lmao

I had Amazon prime for the free trial also. I don't think I order enough from Amazon to justify paying the 90 buck charge for it though. When I do order stuff through there, half the time it ends up being 3rd party items that I can't even use it on anyhow.

[Melmart1]

I miss Melmart, i loved her so much...she broke my heart though
hey you are the one who ran off with Cameron.

[midgetonadonkey]

I am an astro-creep.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

Thank you for going out of business, Tower Records.
As a result, I have purchased "King of the Road" by Fu Manchu and "Blues For the Red Sun" by Kyuss for acceptable prices.
Again, thank you.
:tu

[midgetonadonkey]

It's been years since I've purchased a cd. My 20 GB mp3 player is full of pirated music. God bless the internets.

[MannyIsGod]

I buy some cds. But I pirate a hell of a lot more

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

Alice in Chains are supposed to be performing the national anthem at the Packers/Vikings game this Sunday.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

I am the demon cleaner.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

"Master of the Flying Guillotine" is STILL brilliant after all these years.
Fuck anyone who thinks otherwise!

[jman3000]

"Master of the Flying Guillotine" is STILL brilliant after all these years.
Fuck anyone who thinks otherwise!
the only reason i know of this film is because evil betty from kung paw is in it. i actually saw it and thought it was bad ass.

[Mad Martigan]

i hate hoes

[Richard Cranium]

I haven't bought a CD in years.

[Richard Cranium]

burn baby burn

[Richard Cranium]

I love my mp3

[Squid]

ashbeeigh, are you up for a good inking?

[midgetonadonkey]

Some douche just tried starting a conversation with me about biotechnology. What the fuck do I look like, Stephen fucking Hawking? Do my legs not work? Am I talking with a fucking machine? What the fuck is that shit?!?

[midgetonadonkey]

Am I coming up with complex theories about the universe while rolling in my motorized wheelchair? No. What the fuck!

[midgetonadonkey]

Do I piss in a bag and shit myself? No. Fucking asshole.

[Squid]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P1Zk_q7L1ek

I'm the Duke of Squid

[Squid]

CuckingFunt is my dutchess of Squid.

[Squid]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cze1_cWdF5s

The greatest Sesame Street song ever.

[Squid]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IRb_-jnbhHY

:lmao

[CuckingFunt]

CuckingFunt is my dutchess of Squid.We'll walk through your Squid-dom, and an inking we will share.

[MannyIsGod]

I'm kinda hungry.

[MannyIsGod]

Where you fuckers at? I'm bored.

[Melmart1]

So am I. I wish I could sleep... blechhh!

[MannyIsGod]

Sleep? Fuck that, I slept all afternoon.

[Melmart1]

I only slept like four hours. I am tired but I get into bed and the tired is over. Blah!

[MannyIsGod]

If I get bored enough i may go late night shopping. I can't think of anything I want to buy though.

[Melmart1]

I have been cruising amazon, wondering if I should place another shoe order. I only have 7 dollars in gift cards left, so that means I would have to pay 49 dollars for these shoes I put in my cart.. there are four pairs though... adidas, steven madden.. i should just stop being cheap and do it... grrrr... decisions decisions.

[CuckingFunt]

As tempting as it would be, I could never buy shoes online. I've got to be able to try them on.

[Melmart1]

But I already ordered 7 pairs of shoes yesterday... do I really need four more? Of course... since I had gc's yesterday... I would really only be paying 49 dollars for a total of 11 pairs of shoes.. If I look at it that way... I should just do it, right?

But then.. do I need four more pairs? ARGHHHH

[Melmart1]

As tempting as it would be, I could never buy shoes online. I've got to be able to try them on.
Yeah, I am a little nervous about them not fitting but I have bough shoes from the same brands and tried them on in a store and never had an issue.. plus I can always return them...

[CuckingFunt]

plus I can always return them...
I've got a closet full of all sorts of stuff that I intended to return at some point in time. I'm bad about that.

[Melmart1]

I am not bad about that.. if I bought it in a store, it gets tried on so I don't have to do that. And I generally do not order apparel online, so I don't have returns. Also, if the shoes are too small I can give them to my sister for Xmas :lol She has a smaller foot than me.

[MannyIsGod]

Holy shit, 7 pairs? I DON'T EVEN OWN 7 PAIRS!

You'e such a girl

[Melmart1]

HAHAHA.. might be 11 soon... they are sooo pretty!

And I am not a girl.. I am a deisel dyke, remember? Sheesh!

[CuckingFunt]

This is the last pair of shoes I bought. I love them bunches.

http://img169.imageshack.us/img169/585/0468249233151500x500ap5.jpg

[LaMarcus Bryant]

This is the last pair of shoes I bought. I love them bunches.

http://img169.imageshack.us/img169/585/0468249233151500x500ap5.jpg

[MannyIsGod]

I bought some flip flops last. The boredom finally got to me. Time to take money from the idiots.