I ran out of toilet paper. Best substitute?

[SoCalSpursFan]

I'm out of TP. I can't go get more at the moment.

I'm wondering what people might reccomend as the best replacement?

I might only have napkins at the moment. Eeeeee.

Needless to say, my g/f isn't too pleased.

...oh....and yes, I AM writing this from my laptop....

...if ya get my drift. :toast

[ALVAREZ6]

I'd go with soft paper towels (bounty, etc).

:tu



When you're sittin' on the toilet,
and the toilet paper's gone...
be a man,
use your hand.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Um, do you have a shower next to the toilet?

[Zombie]

I'm sure Sequ can help on that question.

[MaNuMaNiAc]

use your sox if need be, you can always buy a new pair

[dirk4mvp]

http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a156/mintybee/Too%20damn%20funny/toiletroll.jpg

[j-6]

I think if you separate the layers of a regular two or three ply napkin and just use one sheet, it might one-flush.

[samikeyp]

you're screwed.

[Marklar MM]

Use kleenex.

[GoldToe]

use your sox if need be, you can always buy a new pair

If you have brown ones use those.

[AmericanPsycho]

troll forum.

[Bob Lanier]

So you do have a girlfriend? Simplicity in itself!

[ShoogarBear]

Why can't your GF run to 7-11?

[timvp]

Print out this thread and then use that.

[SoCalSpursFan]

Print out this thread and then use that.

Prob one of the best responses I have ever read. Ever. :lol

[TDMVPDPOY]

rub ur mutt :D

[Lady Marmalade]

I ALWAYS have extra toliet paper. When I am down to 4 rolls I have to buy more. I have this thing about that.

[lebomb]

Aluminum foil works great!!!!

[Po'Boy]

corn cobs